Name: Just call me Ben.
Nicknames: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT GIVING ME ONE!!! Unless I approve it. Like Beninja.
Gender: Male (hopefully) X3
Age: 20
D.O.B.: November 21, 1994
Race: Caucasian
Status: My DR fic fix s coming along swimmingly! Due to life and my job it does sidetrack me from fully putting myself into the writing but I will do my best regardless.

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Benizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Red Wolf

3. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Whibeson

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Red Chocolate Shake

5. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a cousins first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Eitaman (For my Arab name, the "Ei" will be pronounced "Eye" like Eiffel Tower or Eiffel 65.)

6. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Noni

7. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Apple Death

8. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Red Sword

How To Get Out Of A Speeding Ticket

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

Well that's all about me. Please look at my polls and help me out!!! Also read the stories I have. Thanks.