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This is Evilemokitties

~Stories to come~

Our Little Secret

Summary:This Is A story About Two girls who live in Atlanta,Georgia.One Of them happens to Dare the other girl to go into a Haunted House And mess with an Ouija board for the fun of it.But what they don't know that This is A VERY Big Mistake.They should of known, NEVER to mess with an Ouija board Let alone in a Haunted House.

Story Type:Naruto.

Parings: SuigetsuXOC, DeidaraXOC, NarutoXHinata (just for a bit)

HA!Thats What You Get!

Summary:This Is A story about a Girl with a Hyperactive Personailty And a very Colorful Personality.So If you get What I mean she is sorta like BI-polar.And one Day she gets the cops called on her by some old hag and her world changes compeletly.

Story Type:Ouran High School Host Club

Parings:HikaruXOC, KaruXOC, TamakiXHaruhi, HunnyXOC.

Fav Sayings:

~I use to be normal,Until I met those Loser who I know Call My friends~

~I love you like A emo Loves Girl Pants~

~No Tresspassing, Violaters Will be shot,Surviors Will be shot again~

~This One time...At Band Camp...~

~Whoop De Fucking DOO~

~My Imaginary Friend Think you have Seirous Problems~

~My Indian Name is "Runs With Beer"~

~I see the short bus is missing a passenger~

~I'm Not the Kind Of GIRL wHO Makes thearts to Scare you,I plot my revenge silently~

~The day my friends stop making fun of me is the day I start worrying~

~Soooo...Did You Stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what~

~All you have to do in life is hang out with Friends, Party Hard and lookTwice as good as the bitch standing next to you~

~I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesturday

~Never settle with words what you can settle with flame throwers~

~Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.~

~Nobody ever died of laughter.~
- Max Beerbohm

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
- Abraham Lincoln

Laughter is the corrective force which prevents us from becoming cranks.
- Henri Bergson

~Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.~

~Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.~
- Kurt Vonnegut

~Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.~

~If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?~

~When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. ~

~I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.~

~I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.~

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.