Hi! I'm Whitney, I'm between the ages of 0 and 100. I'm southern and proud. I like all kinds of music. Primarily P!ATD, country a little pop, etc. I have multiple obbsesions. One being an actual person, the best being books or music. Most of what I write will be one-shots and song-fics, though a few multi-chapters might pop up from time to time. My icon is not me, of course, its Ryan Ross, former guitarist, and backing vocalist for Panic! At The Disco. His is also guitarist and lead vocalist of The Young Veins. You should listen to both of them.

I Ship;

Dramione

Tomione

Clace

Simabelle

Malec

Ponyboy/Cherry

Dallas/Cherry

Luke/Akari

Velsea

Wizard/Akari

A list of stereotypes that should stop. If you think they should stop too, post this onto your profile. And bold the ones you are if you wish:

I can't help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I don't CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I don't like THE SUN, so I MUST be an Albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe. (I support gay rights, actually.)

I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian. (I have a boyfriend, but I really need to break-up with him, and I'm straight as a board thank you.)

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I dress in UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I hang out with a former PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have A BUNCH OF FRIENDS WHO ARE GIRLS, so I MUST be a player.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I have A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I've been told I have talent, but I really don't think I do.)

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I have hair that gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (It gets greasy fast, I shower every day.)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.

I have STRAIGHT 'A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I WATCH (or READ or WRITE) PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I wear A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I wear WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm a FEMALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants and ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay or just want to get into the girl cheerleaders' pants.

I'm a guy who wears TIGHT PANTS, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape and want to get with every single girl I see.

I'm a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a MALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my penis.

I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs, wear black and date only other punks.

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and old hag and fly on a broomstick.

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Southern american, dear. We're polite down here.)

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murderer.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7 and super sexy.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken, watermelons, kool-aid and believe that Jesus wuz a brotha.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers and talk with a funny accent.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a terrorist.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have aids and be after every straight guy around.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST be mean and worship the devil.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cats.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak and think I'm all knowing.

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins and worship Satan.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy and wear socks with sandals.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (My aunt legit thinks I'm anorexic. I eat like a horse though.)

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (Far from it.)

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, white, blonde, blue-eyed, lesbian.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I'm WHITE and have BLACK friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

29 reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? One on my elbow, I was running down the stairs and fell and got real bad carpet burn. Bled all over the carpet.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Purple paint and that stuff you use to patch holes because we're painting soon.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I'm not sure.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Sometime in the afternoon

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? A Mountain Dew

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My cousin. She left to go back home.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? E-Reader, phone, computer, ipod, books, etc.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? Apparently 5 feet, 5 inches, but I think I'm taller than that.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Luckily, no.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? I'm super paranoid, so yes.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My mother.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Don't really wear perfume.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Dark hair, primarily blue and brown or hazel after that.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Not anywhere fancy really.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Don't really drink either, but if I choose, coffee.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Pepperoni

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Pizza or a Mountain Dew, if drinks count.

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Nope.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? I got a necklace a while back with my birthstone on it. But it doesn't fit anymore.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? I do. I have like, no emotional attachment to my boyfriend, which is sad.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? I wish

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I don't wear brand names. My Degree jeans are nice though.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes. A dog, two cats.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Ah. Well...see the above.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? If they were nice enough.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Depends on how I feel about them and who they are.

30. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 20. Random number.

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? For guys? Brunettes

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My mom xD

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? This will sound weird, but people who are too nice all the time. Or people who feel the need to try and help with everything, most likely because I'm a very independent person.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Nope. Barely been out of this state.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? When people talk too much. Like, I get talking to me when I'm just sitting there, but if I'm reading, or listening to music, don't talk to me. People do that to me all the time.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Not yet.

37. FIRST JOB? Petsitting

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Once. Me and friend called the dad of one of her friends.

39. DO YOU SWEAR? At school, yes. At home, I'll whisper it.

40.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Uploading a chapter to my 'My Immortal' commentary.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Nope. I've torn my ligaments though.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? I don't really get compliments, but the top would be my hair.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yes. Twice.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? I'm getting cowboy boots, and hopefully a Panic! At The Disco cd.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 2 or 3. I want a boy named James, then a girl or girls named Alaska or Ryan.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? I don't think so.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Nope. Never really did.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Suave Professionals

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I like it, but no one else like it. xD My handwriting is like a print/cursive cross and I write with sharp angles.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAT? Chicken or Turkey.

52. ANY BAD HABITS? I make this weird noise when I clear my throat, and I'm in the habit of doing it.

53. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? A Disney Soundtrack one I got way back when. Haven't listened to it in forever.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yeah!

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not as much as personality.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I go an simmer in my own anger in my room and read.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Under a bridge down the road. I go down there often.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Toy horses. I had tons.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I just got a new phone, and don't have all my numbers, but right now about 10.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? I was.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Of course. It gets me in trouble all the time.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mashed potatoes.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Good-looking, funny, sweet, etc.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? I don't really have one.

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Panic! At The Disco, The Young Veins, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance (only slightly), Paramore, Adele.

68. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOWS? That 70's Show, Adventure Time, Chowder, little kid shows.

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? Too young to take it.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR? Chocolate or Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Sure do.

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? I ran down the stairs today. Does that count?

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? There IS a number 64. Am I missing something obvious here?

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I only just started driving (not even legally) but I got around 50 MPH on a county dirt road.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Well I'm not going to go to their houses and force them.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Everyone But You- The Young Veins

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mom.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? Eyes and height.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? *shrug*

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? This will sound horrible, but my boyfriend. He's perverted, annoying, clingy, thinks my music choices are stupid, so yea. And yes. I've tried to break up with him.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? October, because it's typically nice and the right mix of hot and cold.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Aquarius, because its mine.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOUR? Used to be bright blonde, but its darkened to almost brown with gold streaks and really dark almost black strands.

86. EYE COLOR? Blueish grey/green with ring of yellow around the pupil.

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? McDonald's. But its so unhealthy I try to not eat there.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Shushi is raw fish. So my answer is a definite no.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? The news this morning

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Christmas day!!!

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Nope. But I want to play the drums.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Don't know

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Bear hugs!

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships. I mean, I'm only 13, so...

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Books, Rockettes, Rockstars, and Rockbottom by Keltie Colleen, Fallen by Lauren Kate, The Death Cure by James Dashner, The Throne of Fire bye Rick Riordan.

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don't have a car yet. But I'm getting a blue Toyota Camry.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? The Throne of Fire by Rick Riordan

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: I have a boyfriend, but I have a major crush on a guy at my school.