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Joined 05-13-07, id: 1278035, Profile Updated: 11-01-08
Author has written 6 stories for Series Of Unfortunate Events, and Harry Potter.

So it appears you have stumbled upon my page full of writings. Read, amuse yourself. I am utterly captivated by the escence of romance and love and how various peopleare consumed by it. The very word 'romance' consumes me; it is the only light we have in this world full of darkness. To say I am a hopeless romantic would be a lie, for romance does not lie in my heart; love lies in my soul. If only the world would see it differently, perhaps we would find peace within ourselves. Romance is not a trap, it is an art. Romance lies in the heart of the believer. Believe in romance, and it will captivate you. But alas! We say captivated, for it is not a trap, but an alluring illusion that art seems to delicately place before us.

auf wiedersehen.

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A Haunting Aftermath by Aunt Jo the Grammar Goddess reviews
Sequel to Haunted. Violet wakes up in the hospital, and life slowly gets better. Rated T. Chapter 6 is now up.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,113 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Violet B.
Burn Scars by Hanna Squalor reviews
We know that the Baudelaires never argued with Esme ever again but what did happen to the woman trapped in the burning building? Here we join Esme in a mental institution.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Esme S., Jerome S. - Complete
Paper Thin by EclipseKlutz reviews
Forced to consent to her marriage with Olaf, Violet attempts to put her life back together and revise her philosophy while evading a man she can’t stand. May evolve into Violaf.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,921 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Violet B., Count O.
So Unlike Violet by Aunt Jo the Grammar Goddess reviews
Quigley sees some marks on Violet's arm. What happens when she tells him her friend is suicidal? Conclusions are jumped to, and feelings are hurt. Quiglet, and references of past KI. Alternate Ending and Rating change!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,120 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Violet B., Quigley Q. - Complete
She's A Temptation by pixie paramount reviews
She was always a bad girl. — Violet/Fiona. Implied Fiona/Klaus, Klaus/Violet. AU. Oneshot.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Violet B., Fiona - Complete
Like You by Aunt Jo the Grammar Goddess reviews
Have you ever wondered what went through Kit's mind when she heard Dewey was dead? This is my version of how she reacts to his death. Rated M. You'll see why if you read! The song is Like You by Evanescence.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Kit S. - Complete
Halloween Fun by Hanna Squalor reviews
Esme and Olaf are bored and they discover that its Halloween. They go out for some fun. Please review. ONE SHOT
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Count O., Esme S. - Complete
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The Will to Rise Again reviews
While in the midst of struggling with Sunny's death, Klaus is due to wed Isadora. Can he handle both things at once or will he crumble under the pressure?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Klaus B., Isadora Q.
Crank reviews
While visiting California, Tonks meets a homeless girl and helps her out. She ends up falling in love with her and things get a little out of hand. Rated 'M' for language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007
Where the sun don't shine reviews
Sunny, now 14 years old, is living with Violet and her husband Quigley. Sunny feels misunderstood and alone, so she turns to drugs and alcohol for support. Rated 'M' for language, sexual content, and drugalcohol use.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Sunny B., Violet B. - Complete
A Night to Remember reviews
Beatrice and Bernard Baudelaire are hosting a party on the night that the Baudelaire mansion burns down. Klaus, Violet and Sunny are at the beach unaware of what is going on. So what happened on the night that changed their lives forever? Read & find out!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
A Love Story reviews
Violet, Klaus and Sunny are the ones who ended up dead not Count Olaf. Now he can start a new life with Kit Snicket who happens to be nine months pregnant.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Kit S., Count O. - Complete
It sucks to be you reviews
A short story [one page] making fun of A Series of Unfortunate Events. Mr. Poe tells the Baudelaires that their parents are dead and their mansion is gone.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Violet B., Klaus B. - Complete