SASSYGAY THE BUTTBOW WEARING PANSY-BOY

NOTICE: I hath returned! With better stories! Or so I like to think... "We Need Better Heroes" and the first "Suicide Boys" are my newest stories (personally I like to think that they show how my style of writing has improves and changed...but maybe it hasn't.) Hm...okay I'm done.

favorite random quote from a fanfic: "Who took my clothes off and put me here? I bet they enjoyed the view." Sasuke to Gaara

next favorite random quote from a fanfic: " 'Now, what is your all-time favorite cartoon?'

(To the theme of batman) 'Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, SPIDERMAN!' " -hehe silly drugged sasuke

next next favorite quote from a fanfic: "I was on the roof, pretending I was a snowflake..." -omfg sassygay what are you on?!

Naruto pairings that I love:

SasuNaru

SasuGaara

SasuNeji

Sasukebeingawhorebasically

NejiGaara

NejiNaru (but really only in The Ultimate Uke Syndrome and maybe in STRAY)

Random Quotes from my life:

~"I love how our favorite descriptive word is rape...'What happened to it? It got raped.' " -kimmie

~"You enslaved it and then you raped it...that's how epic it was!" -my little sister T-T oh how i have twisted her

~"I can do it BUTT style!" -again my little sister (p.s. she's totally talking about butt sex right there...)

~"Yeah well, go rape a bunny." -sam

~"If I could a romance novel while having sex it would really help the sex..." -sammie

"That would take talent, you should try it." -kimmie

"Or you could listen to it on audio c.d.!" -me

~"Just say it Sassygay...'Naruto I'm gay for you.'." -kimmie

~ me is asleep

"Say buttsex! It'll wake her up!" -sammie

"Buttsex!! Where?!" -me

(i do not remember this)

~"...and then I had like TEN packets of SUGAR! My legs wouldn't stop moving!" -kimmie

"Sounds like speed." -me

"But without the drug, you can get the same affects as speed as you can from lotsa sugar." -kimmie

"But if you take speed your teeth won't rot." -me

"You may die, but your teeth will be exquiste." -kimmie

~"At least you don't have the power to make guys gay. I'm like: 'I love you!' and they're like: 'I just realized that I like penises.' " -me

~"Now, now incest is bad, very bad." -kimmie

~"You...haven't actually...read any incest, right?"-kimmie

"Psh. No!"-me

"What have I told you BAD INCEST BAD!" -kimmie yet again on the incest topic of itachiXsasuke

~"Sam! Quit thrusting! You have nothing to thrust!"-kimmie to sam (whose a girl by the by)

~ -sam pretending to fly around with a hoodie on her head- "I think Sam's lost it..." -me

"Sam's lost it? I'm organizing someone else's DVDs!" -kimmie while being OCD

"And I'm reading gay porn..." -me.

~"It could be worse..." -kimmie

"How?" -sam

"I could rape people with small, dead rodents." -kimmie

"Oh, that would be worse." -me

~"The funniest thing happened while I was in Kentucky!" -sam

"You were raped?!" -me

"No...thats not funny..."

-five seconds later-

"Oh my god! The funniest thing happened at Vacation Bible School!"-kimmie

"You were raped?!" -me

"No after that."-kimmie

"..." -sam

"..." -me

~"I wanna take my shoes off!" -random kid

"No! Don't take your shoes off! What if a giant snake comes and eats your foot!" -random pastor

"What's your point Steve?" -kimmie

"Snakes hate shoes." -random pastor

WARNING: I am physically incapable of writing happy endings. I twitch, start hyperventalating, fall into convulsions and proceede to pass out. It's not my fault, it's just how I am. The same goes for writing hetero stories...why I do not know.

Definition of an emo:

emo (e-mo): someone who wears a lot of black and hates the world, but mostly themselves The one night stand between Goth and Scene (the bastard child)