Reviews!

And here's something concerning 'REVIEWS', which I copied and pasted from THE BEST OC MAKER (check them out!)

Writers- all of them, from famous authors to subtle FF writers- ALL depend on the feedback from our readers. Vision Dominican brought up an interesting albeit tragically true idea:

"Lack of reviews is the greatest killer of fan fic writers out there. We at the institute wish to let the public know of how they can pitch in to save our dying writers.

1) Drop a review every other chapter. It may not seem like much, but reviews are actually what many of us want to see. That, and hits. Hits do make us happy but we don't really know if people like our story or not.

2) Visit our author page. Those kind of hits really make us happy. It's where we showcase our entourage of friends, beta readers, and stories. Some of us even tidy up with set areas for upcoming story ideas and character bios.

3) Send an email. While normally I'd prefer a review, emails are just as good. Really, it warms my heart to communicate with another reader or writer."

What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...I

"Why am I even here…?"

"What's even the point of continuing?"

"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"

"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."

These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word.

If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…

If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heart-warming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…fuck...I did it…"

So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?

Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.

Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm sure it would have deeply enjoyed.

So…

Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.

Do me a favour: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.

And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…

If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile. Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words. You make it say what you want it to say.

Funny Stuff

My fake plants died because I didn't pretend to water them.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.

A two-year-old is like having a blender, but there is no top.

Weather Forcast for tonight: dark

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. people kill people. I say, "I think the guns work better. If you just stood there and yelled "BANG!!" I don't think it would kill too many people.

I smile because I have no idea whats going on.

Don't mess with me. I have a stick.

I used all my sick days, so I called in dead.

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

Boys are like trees, they take fifty years to grow up.

Some say the glass is half-full, some say its half empty. All I want to know is who drank my water!

Video games ended my first life. Good thing I have two more!

I don't have a drinking problem, I'm just really thirsty.

I don't stalk, I investigate.

I hate it when people I know see me at the super market and are all like "Hey, what are you doing here?" and I'm like "Oh, you know, hunting elephants."

I'm not weird, I'm limited edition

Soundtrack to my life

Waking up- I'm a Mess -Ed Sheehan. (Oh, yes I am)

Walking into school- Something I Need - OneRepublic. (So far, so good. Go education!)

Cat-fight- Fooled Around and Fell in Love - Elvin Bishop. (And it has all gone wrong. Safe to say it was a love/hate relationship)

Breaking Up- English Love Affair- 5SOS ( Umm, I.. just... hmmm.)

Getting Together- Somebody's Heartbreak, Hunter Hayes. (the one song that has made sense so far)

Partying- Superstiton- Stevie Wonder (YES, STEVIE. YESSSS)

Hooking Up- Bloodstream- (Oh, yeah. That's fine if you're drunk as eff)

Breaking Up With Your BFF- Heartbreak Girl- 5SOS (NO, PHONE. JUST... NO)

Moving Away- Moving On- Kodaline. (You'd think it'd be okay, if you REALLY loved your old house... WTF is wrong with me?)

Getting Sympathy- Everything You Are - Ed Sheeran (I'm needy, is what I am...)

Being Best Friends Again- Twin Skeletons_ Fall Out Boy (Sounds okay...I hope...)

Prom- Nina (Dammit, Nina got at the spiked punch again...)

Phone Call- Ordinary Love- U2 (When I order takeout...)

Funeral- Naked- X Ambassadors (That'd be quite the send-off...)

Solving the Murder- Doubt (Possibly the worst scenario to have a shred of doubt in)

Those little moments- Heartbeat- The Fray (Surprisingly fitting. Good job, music library...)

Going Away Together- Add It Up- Violent Femmes (Aaaannd the fittingness is gone)

Last Day of School- I'll Be Good- Jaymes Young (Ohh, yes I will. I'm not about that summer school life...)

What I Ship:

Romanogers

BlackHawk (brOTP)

Pepperony

FitzSimmons

PEDDIE!!! (House of Anubis)

Philinda

Percabeth

Iron Widow

Stuff About Me:

I'm obsessed with soccer (cough, Eden Hazard, cough).

I have some weird tastes in music.

My favourite songs are: Already Over- Red, Wonderwall- Oasis, Hotel Ceiling- Rixton and Puppeteer- Max Schneider (MAX)

There is no excuse for making life complex when things could be simple ;)