Hi:) I am Celiana, daughter of the most havoc wrecking goddess ever, Eris ((only kidding!!)) . The black cat in my avatar is my little minion.

I'm an OBESSED Warriors, Guardians of Ga'Hoole ((The River of Wind isn't so good, though.)), Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Greek Mythology fan. That's what my fanfics are about. I LOVE and am OBESSED (and that is an understatement) with Greek Mythology. Anyone who hasn't read Greek myths, read them!!

I have 5 current fanfics.

Celia: Mount. Olympus she had kids!, a Percy Jackson and the Olympics fanfic;

SkyClan, a Warriors fanfic,

Four Chicks, a Guardians of Ga'Hoole fanfic;

Violet & all the trouble she causes at Hogwarts, a Harry Potter humor fanfic;

and Forsaken, a His Dark Materials fanfic.

Oh, and Medea is a sweet, loving mother. ((Any one who has read mythology understands. ((I hope!!))))

My Favorite Quotes:

"It's Eggie! Mum called me Eggie. NOT DARLING!"

-Eglantine, The Shattering, Guardians of Ga'Hoole

A little girl said,"Mama! That boy walked out of the river." "That's nice, dear," her mother said, craning her neck to watch the ambulances. "But he's dry!" "That's nice, dear."

-The Lightning Thief, Percy Jackson and the Olympians

"I think I'll have to settle for hunting stupid mice. They won't stand a chance. I shall just wander up to them and sit on them till they surrender."

-Graypaw, Into the Wild, Warriors

"We shouldn't have taken up that stupid subject in the first place," said Harry.
"Still, at least we can give it up now."
"Yeah," said Harry. "No more pretending we care what happens when Jupiter and Uranus get too friendly..."
"And from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die' -- I'm just chucking them in the bin where they belong."

-Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"I want to commit Tonycide. I want to kill all Tonys. Darn you West Side Story!" -Rainbow Droplets

"What? Maria didn't die too? What a ripoff! I hate West Side Story!" -Me

My Favorite Orginal Characters:

Warriors: Graystripe, Cinderpelt, Bluestar, Echosong

Guardians of Ga'Hoole: Soren, Outlissa, Glyfie, Eglantine, Twilight, Nyra

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Annabeth, Percy (because he is so stupid) , Thalia, Tyson, Zoe Nightshade

My Favorite Made-ups Characters:

Warriors: Gingerpaw, Mosskit, Icepaw, Spottedpaw, Silentpaw

Guardians of Ga'Hoole: Nylia, Sashy, Nyanna, Dusk

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Celia, Isis, Maia, Leila and Kayla, Shona

"I am a spectator. I didn't do anything. Don't blame me." -Me

Pairings that I like/approve of:

Harry Potter:

1. Oliver Wood/Katie Bell: KB/OW

2. Alicia Spinnet/George Weasley: AS/GW

3. Angelina Johnson/Fred Weasley: AJ/FW

4. Lily Evans/James Potter: LE/JP

5. Bill Weasley/Fleur Delacour: BW/FD

6. Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks: RL/NT

7. I should mention-I don't mind Lily/Someone else, if she eventually, ends up with James because otherwise how is Harry born?

8. Same goes for Remus.

9. People who have no apparent pairing as of the end of the book: Sirius, Charlie, Lee Jordan, ect. are allowed an OC.

10. And Draco, and Ginny, and a few others are allowed basically any pairing.

11. No slash; er...well I guess it depends.

Warriors:

1. Almost anything except slash (No gay cats!)

2. And of course Millie/Graystripe- Never! It will always be Silverstream/Graystripe!

Guardians of Ga'Hoole:

1. See above-Pretty much the same rules apply.

2. Oh,-but I don't like Pelli/Soren, I prefer Glyfie/Soren.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians:

1. I, only like the established pairings from the book.

Twilight:

1. See above.

His Dark Materials:

1. See above, as well.

THAT'S ABOUT IT...

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95 percent of teens are concerned about being popular. if you're one of the 5 percent who isn't, copy and paste this in your profile. then ask yourself, 'If i am one of those 5 percent, why is this in my profile?'

"Mia: Zzzz… happy bunnies… zzzz
Annabeth: Zzzz… smart bunnies… zzzz
Percy: Zzzz… sea bunnies… zzzz
Kaily: Zzzz… ebil bunnies of d00m that are drowning in blood… zzzz." -A really weird rp on SuperSidney and Rainbow Droplets' part.

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. It was so embarassing.

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If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Meow, meow, meow, meow, who ever agrees that cats are super, super awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Celiana

Random Facts

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."

If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or

it will digest itself.

The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War 2 killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson".

The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!!

Coca-Cola was originally green.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28

The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: 6,400

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

The youngest pope was 11 years old.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents! a great king from history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

-Celiana ((Remember weird and random is good!!))