What's a nice Jewish boy like Anthony doing at Hogwarts? Well, for starters, his name isn't really Anthony. Winner of the Fanfiction Booker's Prize 2014. Year One complete.

What if Sauron had not fled? In which Sauron takes Eonwe's advice and returns to Valinor to face judgment for his deeds.

A young Jedi Knight crash lands on an un-named and unexplored world. A world where people control the elements themselves. A world. At war. Can he help bring peace to this world, or will his very presence upset what balance remains in this world? Please Read/Review.

What's a nice Jewish boy like Anthony Goldstein doing at Hogwarts? Well, for starters, he goes by Yehuda instead of Anthony, he's a transplant from a black hat yeshiva, and he's just finished his 1st year, courtesy of Laazov's award-winning story Goldstein. Here are several imaginary scenes leading up to Anthony's bar mitzvah circa Chamber of Secrets, December Dilemma and onward.

He bled out on the snowy grounds of the Night's Watch, not expecting to wake again. But he did wake, and it was not in the forlorn outreaches of the Wall, but back at Winterfell, where King Robert Baratheon was a day's ride away… Old Nan had always warned against changing fate, but how can Jon refuse a chance to prevent the game of thrones?

As Iãgaw slowly and maliciously destroys Arda, Legolas and the Fellowship head to Rhun in a desperate search for the only things that can slay the demon: the Black Weapons. Meanwhile, Thranduil and his allies struggle to hold the Darkness back, a war unlike any other rising up to drown the world in chaos. All the while dangerous new enemies hunt them from the shadows. HIATUS. Sorry

A defender of travelers and minor healer renders assistance to a pair of dwarves crossing the River Lune into the Shire. All in a day's work for her, but neither she nor they realize it is the start of an incredible journey that will lead her to what she has always sought. Eventual Kili/OC, but it'll take a while to get there.

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When a battered elfling is brought to Imladris, the household of Elrond Halfelven begin to teach her to trust and smile again. This is her story as she grows up there and learns not simply to exist, but how to live. Family-centric fic covering pre-War of the Ring until the sailing of Legolas and Gimli. Finally complete!

This is an X-Mas gift to daddy kyle, they REALLY like angst

A year before Ash left on his Pokemon journey, he received a Mysterious package. Inside of it was a book and a simple note that was signed 'A friend.' This book turns out to be the best thing that could have happened to Ash, leading to a more mature and intelligent Ash. Rewritten as 'The Journey of the Guardian.'

Across the Sunset Sea, they come. Nine ships and three lords and one white tree. Elendil the Tall and his people have come out of the fall of Numenor to the shores of Westeros, and now they join the Game of Thrones. They must win or die. Rated M for violence, mature language and content.

Kíli is confined to Erebor in the aftermath of the journey from Ered Luin, training with the other members of the Oath of Belhel to use their power to the fullest. Fíli prepares Erebor for Melkor's imminent attack; while Ryn must make her way to Fjallstadr in search of the legendary Starstone, which may be Kíli's only hope to resist The Dark Vala's influence...

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Exile's Journey follows ex-Jedi Padawan Ahsoka Tano. The story begins a year after she has left the Jedi, on the day that the Jedi Order and the Republic are destroyed, and the Empire is born. A couple OCs, many minor EU characters, and a couple of major ones. This story follows as much EU Legends official plot as possible, and it shouldn't clash with Rebellion or new movies.

Five year-old Legolas is captured by orcs and taken to Dol Guldur, where he is given to an assassin to be trained. The Nazgûl underestimated their assassin's new-found hatred of the Enemy however. Their plan backfires when a deadly but good Legolas escapes, hiding from the kin who think him dead and killing orcs from the shadows...

Elros, the brother of Elrond, has the power to live for all the ages of the world as an immortal Elf. But what if his heart bids him to make another choice?

Beren finds himself volunteered to share seasoned advice on "successfully" navigating the world of elvish-mortal relationships (if he can manage not to be interrupted).

After the traumatic events of the Battle of Five Armies, the dwarves are busy restoring Erebor to its former glory. But even as Kili sets off to fulfil his promise to Dis and Fili works to establish his reign, forces are at work that would see the end of Durin's line and the power of the Mountain in the hands of Middle Earth's oldest and darkest enemy...

In the ashes of war-torn Westeros, the fate of the remnants of House Stark - and that of their lovers, allies, friends, and foes - hangs in the balance. Has turned into my best attempt to complete the entire ASOIAF saga. ***COMPLETE***

What would happen if Tyrion had found a stronger Champion for his trial by combat? Let's find out. One-shot. Rated M for Language and Violence. Read at your own risk. Please Read/Review.

A plot bunny was biting me badly. Many thanks to Rhovaniel for betaing this story. In progress. Please review :)

Here is told in full the first portion of the tale of the second coming of Túrin son of Hurin, the fall of Arda and the Powers of the Valar, the return of Morgoth Bauglir, who was Melkor, and his contemporary Sauron of Mordor, to the realms of Middle-Earth, the Battle of Lorien and the Fall of Ulmo, and the events that came after, being the Final Doom of the Creation of Illuvatar.

Of Rhun, the West knows little. Except there, Sauron rebuilt his power and waited. This pieces together the story of Rhun during the end of the Third Age into the Fourth via the Westward journey of an Easterling-Elf who served the Dark Lord. It is a story of cultural difference, of uncertain redemption, but ultimately of love. (Easterlings, Variags, Rhun).

Gil-galad and Oropher have a frank and rather short conversation about the upcoming Last Alliance.

Maglor answers the summons of the Valar, but is forgiveness possible for the remaining son of Fëanor? Can Elrond and his loved ones live with the choices they've made? Fourth Age with First Age flashbacks.

All's fair in love and war, when General Lux Bonteri meets a beautiful pilot from the Rebellion, he is instantly smitten, but there's a problem...She hates Jedi. And against his better judgment, his Jedi family talks him into letting them meet her. A story set soon after the Battleground of brothers.

While recovering in Rivendell, Kili realizes that Bilbo was far more scared of the mere possiblity of wolves than orcs, and decides to ask a simple question. Why did Bilbo fear wolves? The answer somewhat surprises the dwarves. Alternatively: A discussion of the Fell Winter & Warrior Hobbits, as well as why and how Thorin Oakenshield decides to give their Burglar a chance.

She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.

Things the Men of Gondor learned from the Downfall and the War of the Last Alliance, for better and worse.

The full story of the Fall of Gondolin beginning with the character Aredhel. It tells of how she was spirited away by the Dark Elf. It tells of Maeglin's birth and ill childhood. It sets the stage for Tuor and Idril's romance and Maeglin's torment.

(Bowties and Harpstrings) The Doctor picks up River with exciting plans for adventure, but the TARDIS is knocked off course, and lands them in snow-covered Doriath, where Dior holds the Silmaril. Complete!

When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.

Order 66. The Dark Times. The Republic is dead, the Jedi are no more. A band of survivors find themselves caught between foes new and old, while searching for their calling in a dark galaxy. Post-ROTS. Featuring Ahsoka Tano, Captain Rex, Cad Bane, & OCs.

Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.

My responses to Virodeil's "100 Prompts." These drabbles consist of a wide variety of genres and characters, though I've been told they're primarily angsty. ; Finally COMPLETE! Thank you, my encouragers!

(Bowties and Harpstrings) Post Wedding of River Song, the Doctor ends up on a seemingly deserted stretch of beach, where he meets a mysterious singer and witnesses from a distance an important arrival in Middle-earth, while inadvertently directing a small bit of literary history.

Excerpts from Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, presented in ballad form. Parts completed 2011/06/05, 2011/06/06, 2011/06/11, 2011/07/03.

James comes up with a nickname.

There are no Jedi; no Sith. There are Abnormals—persons born with a midi-chlorian count proscribed at a dangerous level by the Galactic Empire. Those persons are euthanized immediately upon discovery. That is, until they come for the son of the last Jedi.

*Third Place MEFA 2010!* What happens when a group of clueless fangirls try to "translate" the Silmarillion into Biblical English? Utter chaos, of course!

Nothing is ever simple, especially in war. But things are about to get considerably more complicated when two strangers arrive amidst a group of battle droids, bearing knowledge that could change the galaxy. Obi-Wan, Ten, Donna.

The Boy Who Lived didn't. Now 13 years after Harry Potter was murdered by the Dursleys, magical England is on the verge of collapse. So Luna Lovegood wishes for someone to come and make it all better.

S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.

A half-elven child finds safety and acceptance in Imladris, Elrond suffers the loneliness of being peredhel, and Erestor relives a nightmare from his past. Rivendell and Lothlorien elves will appear. Some cliche breaking within.

Aragorn’s time as Thorongil, soldier of Rohan and Gondor, from the events that cause his departure south to the events surrounding his return to his family. This story belongs as much to his family as they wait as it does to Aragorn.

A battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?

Mace Windu makes a critical decision in the Chancellor's Office that changes the outcome of the entire SW saga. Note: This story starts from a point in Matthew Stover's RotS novelization and borrows heavily, at times, from the text in that book.

Dr. Jayne Ashwood thought her day couldn't get any worse, until 7 elflords with 13 hands between them burst into her son's classroom, and she is struck with the awful realisation that she's the only person who knows who they are. Complete!

At Fornost, Glorfindel and prince Earnur of Gondor face the armies of the Witch King of Angmar. Winner of the 2004 Mithril Award for Best CharacterizationEnsemble.

The Deed of Beren & Luthien (& Huan) retold in the vernacular w/apologies to Messrs Shakespeare & Tolkien. 8/10Act IV.V.xx