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Heya! Liddle here!

Hm, I think no one would read this, but I will write it anyway. Just in case.

Favorite Novel: Harry Potter series, The Lord of the Ring series, Belgariad & Mallorean series, Ender's Game, Ranger's Apprentice series, Bartimaeus series, Heroes of the Valley, Tales from the Earthsea series, Stardust, The Wheel of Time series, & Inheritance cycle(Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr)

Favorite Light Novel: Suzumiya Haruhi, Sword Art Online, Gekkou, The Legend of Sun Knight, Boku wa Tomodachi ga Tsukunai, Seitokai no Ichizon, Gun Princess, Full Metal Panic, Kino no Tabi, Utsuro no Hako to Zero no Maria, Fate/Zero

Favorite Manga: Hayate the Combat Butler, Shingeki no Kyojin, The Breaker, Skip Beat, Hajime no Ippo, King of Bandit Jing, Liar Game, Yotsubato, neP ece, Beelzebub, Sket Dance, TriPeace, Fullmetal Alchemist, To-Love Ru, Eyeshield 21, Fantasista, Dragon Ball, Naruto, Doraemon, Slam Dunk, Holyland, & many more

Favorite Anime(Series/Movie): Code Geass, Tenge Toppa Gurren Lagann, Princess Mononoke, Evangelion, Spirited Away, & Angel Beats,

Favorite Game: Harvest Moon series, Rune Factory series, Suikoden series, Final Fantasy series, Dragon Quest series, Infinite Space, Etrian Odyssey series, Warcraft III, Diablo II, Monster Hunter, Lost in Blue series, & Pokemon series

Favorite Music Artist: Maroon 5, One Republic, BEP, Muse, Joe Satriani, Coldplay, Adele, James Blunt, Jason Mraz, Scorpions, Greenday, & Lily Allen

I like comedy, and I think my sense of my humor are very broad. I even laughed at lame jokes, for to think that it is lame and that it is a joke.

Oh, and I have a hard way to tell that in words... Slash that, I hardly could tell a story...


Story Idea

Naruto x The Legend of Sun Knight

They both got blue eyes. They both are blonds. What's needed anymore? It started more or less like this:

Grisia Sun was in a long holiday from his job as Sun Knight that was granted to him by the Pope after nagging him every day every hour. To avoid any problem that may(very highly probable) or may not occur in the Church of the God of Light that would shorten his most precious day off, he had planned to go on a sight-seeing journey to another, not cramped on his den-of-evil. He goes to Necromancer Pink and ask to borrow some legendary artifacts to aid on his journey. By accident(or what Pink would like to think) she gave Grisia a cursed artifact, and by accident, Grisia activated it. He was teleported away, far from the Kingdom of Forgotten Sound, where even the names of God of Light, God of War, and the Shadow God never heared before.

It was a pure bliss for Grisia, because he didn't need to work his ass of to act as the most famous Sun Knight, act elegant, speak of the benevolences of God of Light in every sentences, and all of what Sun Knight was famous for.

But then again, he never heard about Elemental Kingdom(or countries, that what they seems to call it) before. But he didn't seems to worry about the way to get back home. Someone back home would find him if he was long absent from work. Better enjoy while it last.

This kingdom seems like a strange one. There are no knights here, but Samurai and Ninja. The god, or gods, that they worships are so numerous that they have one for every little thing. They seems to believe that they each have one personal god. Added to that, demons was worshipped like god. And to the top of it, a few humans declared themselves as god too. What are this kingdom? God flea market?

Samurai is what they seems to call knight here. They have the loyalty and pride of the knight, but takes it to the extreme with the cutting own stomach opens procedure to save their face from shame. Well, it never stopped being funny when Grisia healed one of the so said Samurai from his bleeding open stomach. People started hailed the Samurai as god...

And ninja. That's what they call a mercenary or odd-jobs man. They would do anything you want for a right price. From cleaning your toilet to assassinate someone, you name it, they do it. How Grisia drooled inside his mind at the fantasy of having his own ninja army, where all of them was attractive kunoichi of course(that's what they called female ninja, and so far, no one of those kunoichi he saw was not attractive--must be requirement for the job he guessed) and they would do everything he ask for...

Sadly, work as Sun Knight does not pay well, as the money was coming from the devotee's donation. Even if he has the highest ranked job after Pope, he would emptied his dear piggy bank if he was to pay for one of those ninja B ranked missions. And his private kunoichi army? Pfffttt, keep dreaming boy. No, that money was for his retirement enjoyment dammit. The church is too stingy to pay any retirement money for their own knights.

So then, on one of the village that he stopped by, he met one Naruto Uzumaki, a young boy that seems like no one cared about. It's sad too see the boy is sad attempt at trying so hard in sadly obvious was to attract attention. And sadly, it mostly didn't work. What a sad little kid. But what is the thing that stole Grisia's attention to that young boy is not his very sad effort; it's the terrifying similarity that this kid has with Grisia's teacher, the previous Sun Knight. Those blond locks and blue eyes really struck down to the image he has on his teacher. Little does everyone know, his teacher's hair are really hard to tame. Everyday, hour and hour are spent to at least making those hair resembled what Sun Knight's hair should appear to. And this kid has it, although blonder than his teacher. Does his good-for-nothing teacher has done it? That he has made another one of him to, quote, grace, end quote, the earth?

Well, nothing will work if he just sitting around and didn't do something.

On his third day in this village, he approached the boy while he was slurping his lunch, a ramen, an exotic food that this boy fonds and frequently eats.

"Greetings child, I am the Sun Knight from the Church of the God of Light. By the benevolence of the God of Light, I have come to seek a discussion with you to spread the message of the God of Light’s love,” He said serenely to the kid while smiling. This is the most famous smile this Grisia has, a powerful weapon that would bring any heretic to the grace of God of Light. He was confident his smile would easily open this little kid, or any normal man or woman's heart.

Sensed that he has attracted other guests interest, he said, "Forgive me if I has intrude on everyone is precious meal time. Sun humbly ask that no one should spend more time watching unworthy Sun speak God of Light is most wish to this child." Smile-W88 activated again! Target: unimportant side character. Full power achieved! Fire!

His (in)famous weapon is truly powerful. The victim was left utterly destroyed that they seems to be so moved that most all of them was on the verge of tears.

Except for the little boy.

A various expressions seems to passed on his face. At first it was surprised, cheered, then confused, lastly terrified.

(Stopped here)===================

This idea is about Naruto being kidnapped(yeah, kidnapped--no hidden villages want to lost their secret weapon after all) not so reluctantly after being convinced by Grisia's sweet lie. He was then trained to be the next Sun Knight in the hope that Grisia would get an earlier retirement. Eh, man can dream it, right?

Grisia's previous training are so ridiculous that resulted in the change of his own character, where before he was a little naughty boy that likes to manipulating his friends, now grow to, er, become, er, a man that manipulated his friends... strangers... and enemies? Okay, that practically everyone right?

And this Naruto is not Grisia's teacher's illegitimate child. Let just say that Minato has a blood relations to other people in far away country...

Because of Grisia's own misunderstand of Naruto's origin, he plans to take revenge on what his teacher has done to him to Naruto. And let just say that Grisia is the most 'cruel' kind-hearted Sun Knight ever... Poor Naruto...

The story above is the summary of what would happen after Grisia met Naruto. The first chapter should explains about Grisia's 'accident' that transport him so far away, his travel, after then moved to meeting Naruto.

Naruto x Gantz

Within the forbidden scroll, Naruto found a jutsu that would makes the ninja who use it become stronger faster. Naruto tried that jutsu, but nothing happened.

After the Mizuki incident(where Mizuki was executed for betrayal), Naruto suddenly found himself transported into a small room. He found other people there, also Mizuki. Naruto was confused why he was there and why Mizuki wasn't in prison.

Mizuki was surprised when he found out he wasn't dead. But when he found Naruto, he sought out revenge. Before he could do anything, an alarm was activated. A strange machine voice introduced them to the death game.

All the people in the room was already dead and brought back to life by Gantz. They would be given a do-or-die mission to exterminate alien life forms and/or youkai.

After the announcement, one by one, the people was transported to another dimension/place. To survive or die.

(Comment on the story)=====

On this story, I want to emphasis at the dark and depressing themes of the world of Gantz. A world where anyone could die anytime fighting a force that so much powerful than them. I want to write about Naruto who was confronted by the cruel world, would he give in to despair, succumbed to the madness, or strive to survive that world while still being Naruto we knew.

The Gantz also would not only invite ninja, but also civilians it deemed to be capable. It didn't choose people by their deeds, so even the most evil criminal would be given the chance to join the death game (and back to the world of living if they survive the game).

It's chaos, where people found hard to trust someone else, afraid being stabbed in the back by mad men, human-skinned monster, or other horror things.

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A Wild FANFIC Appears! by Mereo Flere reviews
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Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
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Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
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Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
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Death and a Butterbeer Chaser, Hold the Cat by apAidan reviews
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In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
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Saving The World In Nine Days by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
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Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
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Evacuation of the Flumpawumps by Lineape reviews
Harry awakes to quite the surprise when he finds Luna trying to remove the Flumpawumps from him, through her mouth, via his... other wand... HarryxLuna. Crack, especially later on! Omakes eight through ten up.
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A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
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Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
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Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
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Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
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Ladies, Ladies, Ladies by Sub-Zero879 reviews
A Necromancer, one step from becoming a demon himself, is forced into saving Sanctuary from the Prime Evils, starting at the Rogue Encampment. But he's just a bard, and some of those demons are... quite attractive. Harem. Serious-parody. Warning: lemons.
Diablo - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 199,556 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - [Necromancer, Blood Raven, Andariel, Rogue] - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6436 - Favs: 12,887 - Follows: 5,008 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 4,143 - Follows: 1,020 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Unforeseen Consequences by Agent-G reviews
Ino tries to pull a prank on Naruto that backfires in the worse way as she is trapped in his mind. After she never sees Naruto the same way again. Taken over from Gaming Ikari but with new chapters later on. Naruto/Ino/Sakura, Tsunade/Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,718 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14430 - Favs: 21,952 - Follows: 8,821 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto's day off by ANBU-san reviews
NarutoXHanabiXHinata. Naruto is bored on his day off and interesting things happen. Lollicon, incest, don't like don't read
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 318 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Naruto U., Hanabi H. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 420 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Miracle by Grunt reviews
As long as his body can grasp his sword he refuses to fade away. The title of struggler defines his existance. It is time for the black swordsman to enter another war. A war between Masters and Servants. A war for the holy grail.
Crossover - Berserk & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,836 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,625 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 6,620 - Follows: 2,944 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 8,288 - Follows: 1,991 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Childhood Oaths by Paladeus reviews
Magic doesn't discriminate between age, gender, mental ability or the like. On the day of Harry, Hermione and Luna's wedding to one another, this shows what happens when children with magic speak too freely. Harry/Hermione/Luna, Lunar Harmony
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 5,517 - Follows: 2,826 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4735 - Favs: 12,229 - Follows: 5,632 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Meeting Between Heaven and Earth by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Pein's brutal razing of Konoha tests Naruto's mettle in ways he never expected or wanted. As a jinchuuriki, genin, summoner, sage, and aspiring Hokage, this is what is means to be Uzumaki Naruto with his village on the brink of annihilation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 338 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 427 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,604 - Follows: 584 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 8,036 - Follows: 2,025 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 665 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tomato Soup by Case13 reviews
For shinobi, the difference between victory and defeat can stem from observing the smallest of details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 149 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 251 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Who's a Hero? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 248 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Family Reunion by JJ Rust reviews
During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 391 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 4,410 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 2,873 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 5,272 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
What's the Worst That Could Happen? by Legendary Legacy reviews
Kyubi's been acting strange, and it's making Naruto nervous. When the demon makes a strange request, Naruto's against it...that is, until he no longer has a choice. But hey, what's the worst that could happen? Mockfic. I'm still awesome at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 122 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
If I Were a Superhero, I would be by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 168 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10983 - Favs: 19,474 - Follows: 6,416 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2190 - Favs: 5,676 - Follows: 2,100 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Single Ninja on the Town by Arkhe reviews
“The Single Male Shinobi Guide to woo the Kunoichi of their Dreams.” Naruto read the title out aloud. “Hmm...” .:Additional summary within:. [COMPLETE!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,660 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 353 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fudge of Doom by aglondier reviews
It's not really very doomy at all...but I thought a pretentious title would suck you all in. Anyway, in this story, Harry deals with Fudge once and for all! Revised by demand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/25/2005 - George W. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 4079 - Favs: 7,977 - Follows: 2,133 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete