Humans and Transformers have to learn to coexist. Prank pulling twins, Ironhide, Ratchet, Annabelle Lennox, NEST, Sam and Mikaela, Wheelie, femmes Chromia Elita One Arcee, Bumblebee, Primes and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules. Stories, humor and adventure with Cybertron history as the Autobot forces grow, fight with Decepticons, and welcome new arrivals.

All his life, Leonardo's been moved around, and forced to take care of his little brother as his parents paid attention to their jobs instead. When they move to New York, Leonardo meets some new people that change his life, for better or for worse...he's still not sure. He's betting on for the better though. Human AU, probably not quite what you're expecting.

When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU

Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.

A dark chapter of Jodi's past comes to a close. The resulting road trip shows both Jodi and Barricade that earth holds more secrets than either of them realized. Wayward Ones Verse.

An accident with Aphrodite goes wrong and Percy and Annabeth can hear each other's thoughts. Well this makes secretly being in love with your best friend awkward...T

An Autobot cut down before his time; a benevolent god who gives him his second chance; a whole new can of worms to be unleashed. What's it like to grow up as a human when your past life continues to haunt you? [AU '07 Movie and eventual JazzxOC; slow progression]

Demons are soulless creatures that feast on the souls of others. It makes sense that a demon couldn't love, right? Wrong. Every demon has a 'soul mate' and Sebastian's just found his. Let's just say... a stubborn human wasn't exactly what he had expected. Sebastian x OC

K-Unit is about to learn that revenge, boredom, and paintball is a dangerous combination where these two best friends are concerned. Now a series of scenes about Tom and Alex's friendship in different situations.

ONE SHOT "If Mihawk was going to become the world's greatest swordsman, he would need a sword to match. Luckily, he stumbled upon the peculiar green-eyed man named Harii who was the best smith he'd ever met. It started off as threaten-and-irritably-obey, and now it was more like give-and-take (though Mihawk still threatened sometimes.)" Drabble fic,no pairing, long, T for swearing

A series of oneshots showing Jodi and Barricade adjusting to life in Tranquility. (Part of the Wayward Ones Verse. Does not make sense without at least reading Disregarded)

Short stories set in the same AU as my story "WereCars of Cybertron". 2007movieverse. Not 2009movie compatible: A time for all things and for all things a time. Even chaos.

[HIATUS UNTIL I REJOIN FANDOM] Taking a job as a janitor meant I would be able to attend one of the most elite high schools in Japan! Besides cleaning urinals and picking up after others, I saw no downfalls - until I had to clean the third music room. Kyouya X OC

{Complete} What if Jack hasn't been completely alone in the 300 or so years since the Moon granted him his powers? 11 years after Jack receives his Guardianship, he finds himself telling Jamie about the true tale of the Snow Queen, and of their love story that has been lost to time and much more fantastical legends. Romance, angst, adventure Image from: StronGyu(tumblr)

The exorcists stumble across Yukine and chaos ensues. One-shot.

A young runaway strives to survive away from familiar faces. But scars that run deep are not easily forgotten, and strength can be found in the most unlikely places. Barricade centric. 07' movie/G1 mash up. AU after the first movie.

Having watched the movie and busted a lung each laughing we decided to share our amusement with the rest of you lovely people. Here's the result. Enjoy!

Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?

Rumble and Frenzy have been warned far too often that there are some things you just don't tell Ratbat about. Soundwave's getting ready to add 'Christmas' to that list...

Yamamoto Genryūsai Shigekuni is, at heart, an old man who likes his tea prepared a certain way and has a soft spot for talented youngsters. His latest fledgling seems to be one Kurosaki Ichigo, substitute soul reaper. (Alternatively, a story in which Yamamoto is a crafty old man, Ichigo grows up to be utterly terrifying, and Aizen doesn't stand a chance.)

(High School AU) When four friends are forced to ask the school loner, Jack Frost, to help them with this year's Christmas benefit none of them think he's going to agree, but he does. Things are about to get interesting and they're going to discover that there's more to Jack than meets the eye.

Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!

Give the Clans some cell phones and what do you get? Prank calling, horrible ringtones, annoyed toms in Starclan, and a crazy new prophecy that is sure to end the warrior world as we know it - until the appropriate cat saves everyone, of course. Ha, and you thought that AIMS and emails were bad...

Alliance AU. Sequel to Breaking the Gods. With Nico's soul at stake, Percy takes a risk and reveals all that they've been hiding to Annabeth, Thalia, and Jason. United with the Kanes, a desperate search begins, but no one can foresee where it will take them, or what they'll find along the way.

Percy, betrayed by who he thought was his soulmate, takes a daring act and swears himself by the oldest Primordial. Now, he has to deal with the consequences, both good and bad. Eventual Percy/Artemis

Storm Hawks in book form. I was having writer's block. Join Atmos's youngest Sky Knight and his unbeatable squadron in their quest to rid the world of evil and tyranny and unite the terras in peace. Episode in my production: Payback

5 times DS Jones was whumped and 1 time he wasn't.

Alternate Universe: Araluen is home to magic, elves, vampires, werewolves etc. Will, a werewolf of fifteen, is apprenticed to Halt to learn the ranger corps ways.

Welcome to the Black Order Academy, where the gym and history classes are at war, Asian literature has a perfect attendance rate nearly every day, Calculus can be detrimental to your health and the substitute teacher is a professional pickpocket.

Need to get to your connecting flight ASAP? Tired and frustrated of sleeping in airport terminals while your flight is delayed and/or cancelled? Ever worry about terrorists taking over? Never fear, DGM Air is here (if you don't mind an a pilot who drinks on the job, a flight attendant who threatens to kill annoying children, some odd passengers and a little turbulence).

30 one-shots written for the lj 30onepiece challenge! The focal character is Shanks, with cameo appearances from Roger, Rayleigh, Benn, Yasopp, Makino, Luffy and many more (some unexpected ones too)! Many of the entries feature Shanks' early years with the Roger Pirates, with the Red Hair Pirates making regular appearances as well.

Missing days and events from my story, Spirit Chaser, that Luna Dantes experiences with the Quileute Pack. Do not read if you haven't read Spirit Chaser. R&R

Luna is the Omega Wolf of her pack, believing she'll always be the one to blame as the Scapegoat. After meeting Leah Clearwater and the Quileute Pack, she finds something interesting, including her new Alpha. Jacob/OC. Leah/OC. R&R

Soto and his tiger gang are cursed, so they team up with Barbossa and his undead pirates to reverse the curse. Jack Sparrow and Will team up with Manny, Sid, and Diego to rescue Elizabeth, take the Black Pearl, and return Roshan the baby to his father. Rated K Plus for mild coarse language and a little blood. This the first of 4 crossovers and my first fanfic! Please review! :-)

[INCOMPLETE] Spin-off of "Mother of Monster". So what if with a glance, Loki thinks Percy Jackson is his child? The God of Lies decides to protect his child, and as Percy, Grover, and Annabeth encounter creatures and test, Loki becomes more and more convinced that this boy is his. Though, he isn't sure if he sired or mothered Percy. Rating might go up.

Bilbo Baggins, the newly appointed Master of Bag End, has just reached his majority. He lives alone in his house, managing his estate, and ignoring the people of Hobbiton as much as they avoid him. When a storm lands him with an unexpected (and unwelcome) little visitor, all Bilbo wants to do is find his missing family so he can get back to his own life. That's not what happens.

Banished for something beyond her control and left to wander alone through the endless reaches of space for untold millennia, now she is called to return. The Wanderer is weary and ready to come home, but what home is it she is returning to?

The Doctor finds himself landing back on Earth, much to his confusion. Unfortunately for him, SHIELD is waiting for his arrival.

The DGM police department is modestly sized, but is almost always busy. They are known for their brilliant and generous lead detective, their colorfully spoken Public Relations officer, and the genius Bookman family duo that runs most of their forensic operations. A case of serial kidnappings comes into their jurisdiction, and the DGMPD reacts.

Nico spends Christmas with the Jacksons. Written as a series of literary snapshots showing memorable moments during this holiday.

Alliance AU. Nico infiltrates a boarding school that's been conducting experiments on demigods, and discovers a plot far more twisted than anything he ever expected. Cut off from Percy and Camp Halfblood, as well as Anubis and the Kanes as they struggle in their fight against Apophis, Nico must turn to a new ally, the Roman demigod Jason Grace, if he has any hope of surviving.

All Percy wanted was to get away from his heartbreak. When a strange goddess sends him to a time when pirates roamed the seas, will he get more than he bargained for?

Ichigo and Renji find a list of fifty things guaranteed to piss off Yamamoto. Oh, the horror.

It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn't just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That "doctor" actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.

Harry father isn't James. Well then who is it? How will Hogwarts react to Hades' son? Nice! Petunia.

Most people tend to assume that John Watson is unremarkable and ordinary. Except that he isn't, not really. Doctor Who crossover. Complete.

There was only one Lord of Time at the Battle of Olympus, and it wasn't Kronos.

Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her

Taken from the events of Fire and Ice, branching off from the original series. Whitestorm and Fireheart grow closer and Whitestorm learns the secrets of Tigerclaw's mutiny. While Whitestorm tries to protect Fireheart, he must endure a new prophecy.

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

-Oneshots- Starscream, Skywarp, and Thundercracker, the Command Trine, have their share of stories to tell. These stories, however, are not among their proudest moments...

What if the Straw Hats had of been together when they got the news that Ace was imprisoned and due to be executed? With the whole crew, and all their specialties, how might the rescue of Portgas D. Ace been different?

G1 pre-war AU : Transformers as human/animal shapeshifters. Prowl and Jazz find happiness in an unexpected way. Blood may be thicker than water, but family is more than blood.

One is a Human Prime and the other a Demigod. It was supposed to be a somewhat quiet family reunion of their moms. However, with Percy's magnet of bad luck and Sam's fate with alien robots, things just couldn't get any worse. Could they? Post TLO and ROTF

A look into the lives of the infamous Twins, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, as they go through the evolution that will take them from younglinghood to the gladiatorial circuit, up to the moment that marked them as Autobots for the rest of their lives.

/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.

It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?

Find what lies deep within your spark...

My name is Raven. I was a human. Now, I'm being given a second chance at life. Just not in the way you would expect. This is my story.

Alliance AU. Thanks to Anubis' ritual going wrong, while Sadie and Carter are off saving the world in ToF, Nico is stuck in the Duat, dodging dangers, saving Bast's skin, and most importantly, finding Sadie the perfect birthday present.

Bumblebee likes to move places while Sam is in the store. Sam complains, and Epps decides to do him a favor. By kidnapping him. Jazz helps, Barricade gets a laugh, and Miles annoys. Sidestory to The Change, and A list made by Sam and Epps

Light comes in many forms. They had forgotten just how playful certain mechs could be, especially with nothing more to weigh them down. Bay-verse AU. Complete, may occasionally be updated.

Working at a coffee shop proves more complicated than it seems.

"I don't remember the damn password. You have 5 seconds to get out of my way before I neuter you with my gun." Cross threatened the stone guardian. Harry had never seen the Gargoyle move that fast in all his years at Hogwarts. Rate M for language.

Full title: "4 People Who Thought This Shape-shifting Stuff was Weird and the 1 Person Who Wasn't Even Phased." Loki shape-shifts for fun on a regular basis. The central Avengers are used to this. The fringe members... aren't. Movieverse AU.

Alliance AU. Nephthys is Anubis' mom. Nephthys possessed Zia. Anubis possessed Nico. Now where does that leave Zia and Nico? The two manage to find some common ground after a bitter argument.

Sequel to The Death God Alliance. Nico, Percy, Sadie, and Carter must work fast to prevent another inter-pantheon incident when mysterious deaths start occurring at Camp Half-Blood right after the Kanes are accidentally picked up in a demigod extraction.

Voldemort's meeting with his Death Eaters goes very, very wrong.

Sherlock and Watson miss some finding but find something missing - after they bump into a rather weird doctor who insists he's from outside the EU. Rated K for use of weapons and the occasional naughty word.

It was a giraffe. A baby giraffe... and it was staring at him.

A deeper look into the minds and secrets of the Warriors cats. You might be surprised what you find... Rated T for safety.

In the depths of Hell, a demon war unfolds. As the violence spreads, Ichigo and the Shinigami come under attack by forces spawned in Hell's darkness. Allying with mysterious demon hunters, Ichigo and Toshiro must turn the tide of war or face annihilation.

John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

2007 movieverse. mostly pre-war and pre-earth: some archetypes are universal. some legends transcend species. and sometimes there's nothing left to do but out race the moons.

99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."

Donovan is annoyed with Sherlock, and Anderson offers a chance at revenge. Their little practical joke turns out to be a bit more deadly than they intended.

"Sorry," said the son of Hades, "but if I surrendered to an organization called the House of Life, my dad would kill me." After a run in with the Kanes, Nico unwittingly ends up becoming a host for the Egyptian death god Anubis.

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

They say that imitation is the greatest reflection of a man's legacy. But when Will unwittingly imitates the legacy of his father, it costs him more than he has to lose, and Halt bears the survivor's guilt of two generations of martyrs.

Snowkit was always assumed dead by ThunderClan. But what if he wasn't? What if StarClan took him away from the Clan that would have never given him a chance? What if he had a greater destiny than anyone in ThunderClan could have believed?

"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'

The facts: One, Will is sick. Two, it's time for the annual Ranger Gathering, and Will isn't going to miss it. So, can the ranger apprentice use his honed skills, wit, and charm to pull a case of the flu unnoticed past Halt? Well, Will seems to think so.

Talli secretly likes the band New Moon, but not in the obsessive way like some fans. So when her best friend begs her to go meet Paul, one of the singers, what happens when he imprints...and not on her best friend that adores the ground he walks on.

MovieVerse: It began when Ratchet just happened to be in the same area with Sam when he invoked the Five Seconds Rule. Laughter followed. Now: Bluestreak discovers, and is confused by, food idioms. Epps just wants to be somewhere else far, far away.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

It's Halt's turn for first watch. As he does so, he muses about Will and the relationship they share. Parental!HaltWill. One-shot.

Alex froze as well. Then, he smelt it. Some part of the helicopter was on fire, and Wolf, Eagle and Fox were still inside, and unconscious. Story for Spy Fest 2009.

Jazz wasn't always an Autobot, but a series of mishaps and some help from an old friend of his might just change his mind. Implied J/P, R/W.

Ciel isn't quite sure why he's still alive. Didn't he die in episode twenty four? Wait... what do you mean, a second season?

Jazz gets captured by the Decepticons and decides to use his time to drive Megatron insane. An unwitting Starscream is more than happy to join in the fun. G1verse.

G1-ish. A routine mission winds up being anything but for our favorite trine. Now grounded and with few options, Skywarp needs to find his wingmates before a more sinister force finds him. Fortunately for Skywarp, help is as close as your former enemy.

It starts raining on a camping trip. Bumblebee's scared of thunder, Mikaela has the ability to assemble storm clouds, Sam's annoyed at Mikaela's ability, Barricade is ticked off by the squishies as usual, and Jazz just wants his leg back from Bumblebee.

Miles' theory on why so many things with Sam has changed. Even stranger than what really happened. Also, his idea of what Bumblebee is.

Sequel to "Black Crayons," but not necessary to understand the story. What is Ironhide's thoughts on Annabelle's drawings?

Annabelle draws very special pictures.

G1 sequel to Hit It Maestro, Jazz is now out on his own, and with Cybertron on the brink of war it upto him to make it to Iacon before the war catches up to him. But he's not as alone as he thinks he is. Ch 10 now up after a very loooong hiatus.

Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.

Ever wonder how Starscream, Thundercracker & Skywarp met? A deeper look into what makes the trio tick, how the friends met and their quest to become the 'best of the best'. Does contain some violence.

pre-war - Prowl was so going to get fired.

G1. One shot. When the Decepticons get caught up in the Christmas fever, Starscream and Megatron are forced to exchange presents. The road to the perfect gift is full of bad intentions.

Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.

CHRISTMAS FIC. Will finds a way to freak Ironhide out.

Beaten, broken and humiliated, revenge is the one thing that kept Starscream going. But is revenge enough to live on? And when the only place to turn to is your enemies, how long an a lie be convincing? How long can a charade be maintained?

Post-2007-movie. Sam takes pity on an injured Decepticon, despite the misgivings of his Autobot friends, and ends up with a disabled mech living in his backyard for an indefinite length of time.

Totally cracked fic!While working on an alien device, Wheeljack accidentally turns Optimus into a sparkling.Sparkling cuteness captures the sparks of all on the base, including his sparkmate, Elita. ch 40 Quick note...the sequel is up!

Donatello lays down the law about the treatment of toasters in this household. Quite forcibly.

Doctor WhoAlex Rider crossover. During a mission that's getting increasingly weird, Alex meets an even weirder stranger. The Doctor, mourning an old companion, meets a strange boy. The Doctor, plus Alex? Good Lord. NOW OFF HIATUS!

G1. Long ago, he followed a mech for a dream they were given, but now he did so out of fear. He had fought endlessly to achieve that dream, when all it took was a simple choice to achieve it. Thundercracker focus.

Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!

Magic runs strong in the students of Ouran, even in one klutzy scholarship student. Epilogue: The strength of Earth and Wind shows when they face their lost Water. 'We don’t want to leave Ouran knowing that you’re not part of us anymore.'

Donatello regales his brothers with his scientific findings on the properties of their wooden weapons. They are rightfully astounded.

By popular demand, here is another alternate ending to DH from yours truly!

Mikey is often prone to being smacked by his elder brothers. Everyone knows it, and it's come to be expected by even Mikey himself. One time though, a smack on the head brings unexpected results and Raph is left feeling rather guilty.

Because of Near, Mello's locked Matt out from his video games. Uh oh. A cookoff turned bakeoff, and Matt finds out more about Snickerdoodles than he ever wanted to. And Near takes offense to the name Sheep. "Dude, step AWAY from the knife drawer."

Everyone at Wammy's House has their own little quirks. No one can explain Matt's goggles, though. But that's okay, because it's Matt's little secret. His and L's.

But that wasn’t the worst of it. When Mello was sugar high, he only swore a lot and moved around enough to shame a kid with ADHD. But when Matt was sugar high, he got RANDOM. Luigi's mansion, personal hells, and Mello's brain breaking. Kira help us all.

Matt took off his goggles and rubbed his eyes. Mello was now taking several short whiffs of Near’s albino locks, snuffling like a Bloodhound through the hair while the poor boy tried to remember what Rodger had told him about Bad Men and Bad Touching.

G1, slash - Four Christmases at the Ark, featuring the second- and third-in-command of the Autobots. Contains touching realizations, the first and only Autobot civil war, and...Huffer the Glitter Fairy?

Thundercracker hasn’t updated his anti-virus in a few million years. Starscream hasn’t figured out what he’s being punished for yet. And Skywarp’s stuck in the middle. Please R&R

Mello can be quite unreasonable. Even more so when he's sick. OS.

Raph loves his brothers, even when they're being total morons.

Sometimes, love conquers all and it is beautiful. Sometimes, people have blindingly horrific failures in attempting to woo Ninja Turtles. Guess which scenario this story is about. Warning for sexual references and rampant insanity.

The Foot surround us, and my brother lies unconscious at my feet. There is no room for failure. Reaching down, I pick up the katana. I am Leonardo.

*Movie Verse 07 AU* - A fun offshoot of the Thundercracker fic, Ronin. This centers around an email Bumblebee sends to everyone at the Autobot base and what they all write in return. Humor abounds!

John and Helen Rider escaped Scorpia, and lived. John still works for MI6... but now he has bigger problems to deal with. Like, this Take Your Child to Work Day, for Father and Son, arranged by Alex's school. Chaos, anyone?

He’s hanging upside down in the middle of the great underdark, weighed down by a half hysterical turtle in the middle of a bunch of pipes and water and rock that are conspiring to kill us both off, and Leo still manages to sound like he Has A Plan.

Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.

What will be a collection of humorous tales, much like Aesop's fables. Only funny, and with no morals. Now up: Karmic backlash hits as Leo gets payback.

The Cassettes have a choice: babysit a sickly Ratbat or suffer the wrath of Soundwave... OK, what were the options again?

Turbofleas plus decontamination plus bath equals one peeved Ravage...

Misadventures in Maliciously Misattributed Medication' On a routine training mission, Leonardo finds himself on the wrong end of yet another dart, and hijinks ensue. Also, Raphael is a jerk. Bad feng shui and spices enclosed. Concrit well received.

Post S4, E05 'I Monster'. Mikey deals with the fallout from THAT fun little encounter. Brother fic, fluff.

The Doctor gets sick ... and more incoherant than usual. What's Rose to do?

Bleach crossover with Ouran: The gotei 13 undercover at Ouran Academy.

The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.

Diego has a little trouble recovering from his injuries while migrating. And his stomach isn't helping.

Chapter 13 and 14 up Where everyone learns Important Life Lessons

Complete: Estel is kidnapped and Elladan finds the ransom note, can he, Elrohir, and Legolas save Estel and protect Lord Elrond from an insane Elf?

Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.