Sons of Anarchy Favorite Quotes

"You do realize one of us is gonna end up dead right?" - Kozik
"I'm counting on it." - Piney

"It's been eight years, douchebag." - Kozik
"Yeah, and not a day goes by that I don't think about her." - Tig

"You put hash in 'em?" - Jax
"You know my rule, no bud before 9am." - Bobby
"I don't have that rule." - Jax

"Nobody speaks Spanish... nothing?" - Clay
"I'm a Puerto Rican from Queens. I speak better Yiddish." - Juice

"You're missing a sweet Asian buffet inside...all you can eat." - Jax

"Anarchism... stands for liberation of the human mind from the dominion of religion; the liberation of the human body from the dominion of property; liberation from shackles and restraint of government. It stands for social order based on the free grouping of individuals." - Jax

"Is there anything you love so much, you'd protect it, no matter the cost; the damage it did to you?" - Jax
"Yeah. Yeah, a child." - Tara
"Yeah. That's how I feel about this club. Since I was five Tara, all I've ever wanted was a Harley and cut. Change won't happen quick, or without blood, but it'll happen. It has to." - Jax

"You ain't icing a cake, Prospect. It's a crime scene. Let's go." - Chibs

"Maybe you go red head for a while." - Tig
"Aw shit, I'd rather shave my head." - Gemma

"He made it through the Iraqi mine fields only to get taken out in a God damn kitchen." - Clay

"She's still pulling the strings. Even dead, Rose is a control freak." - Gemma
"Sounds familiar." - Jax
"I am not my mother, ya little shit head." - Gemma

"Stay with me little piggies. Come on, stay with me, P-I-G-G-I-E-S." - Tig

"Yeah, and whats the plan? Roll up on him in broad daylight and cut off his head?" - Bobby
"Okay." - Happy

"Drive by. Nearly deported. This is only day one." - Gemma
"It's just another vacation." - Bobby

"Is he okay to drive?" - Tara
"It depends on what decade he thinks he's cruising in." - Gemma

"Anything happens to my grandson, anything, I promise you I'm gonna shove a gun barrell up that bony ass of yours and I'm gonna blow that black heart of yours out." - Clay

"You're the best, Kimosabe." - Tig
"That ain't funny." - Unser
"Yes, it is!" - Tig

"Take him out means like, kill him?" - Juice
"I think what he means is dinner & movie." - Chibs

"Hey, Clay." - Chibs
"Get back to work, Shithead." - Clay
"I'm pretty sure, he was talking to you." - Juice

"It's a little bit painful when I ride. Sometimes I feel it when I walk. Other than that, back to normal." - Half Sack
"Is it gay that I want to see it?" - Tig
"Gay curious." - Bobby
"Come on, drop 'em." - Tig

"I hate it, when Mommy and Daddy fight." - Tig

"How could you let those bitches take your cut, Ese. You're an embarrassment to Latinos everywhere." - Alverez

"Think you guys can double up and let me take one of your bikes?" - Half Sack
"Not unless he grows tits." - Jax
"Big tits. Huge tits." - Chibs

"Two minutes later, I would've been dancing in Tig territory." - Jax

"How's the old man?" - Piney
"Still dead." - Jax
"You know I hear that happens." - Piney
"What are you doin'? Cruisin' for widows?" - Jax

"Are you outta your God damn mind?" - Tig
"Maybe a little." - Gemma

"Anything happens to this bird, Gemma will stuff you in this cage, make you wear a beak, and shit on newspapers." - Clay
"That sounds fair." - Prospect

"Hap?" - Jax
"Yeah?" - Happy
"Kill one of his men." - Jax
"OH, YES I WILL." - Happy

"Ya gonna pour me one?" - Unser
"Scotch... bottom shelf." - Piney

"Bottom line here...I found out I got a sister." - Jax
"Aye, a sister you nearly shagged." - Trinity
"You say that like it's a bad thing." - Jax

"You know what happens to my business if my competition thinks I'm dead?" - Alverez
"Marcus, we just need 24 hours. Then you can rise from the dead, and all them vatos will go spooky respect for that shit, ya know?" - Piney

"Jesus Christ! I think you cracked my rib." - Juice
"I know, sorry." - Tig

"This is some medieval shit." - Bobby

"Where you goin' with the baby oil?" - Gemma
"I'm not gonna lie to you Gemma... I'm a very big man. And a little bit of lube sometimes, it's just the humane thing to do." - Tig
"Well I hope that's the Guatemalan hottie in there... and not my dad." - Gemma

"I'll never let anyone take you from me again. I love you." - Jax

"This is blackmail." - Jacob Hale
"Yeah. I got an app for that homes." - Salazar

"Hey! Where the hell you going?" - Happy
"Got a murderous shite. You wanna watch?" - Liam O'Neill
"Do you?" - Happy
"No, I'm good." - Juice

"I have OCD, and the mess was like, freaking me out." - Juice

"Distract 'em. I said distract 'em, not scar 'em for life!" - Jax
"Nah, I'm serious, man, I think it's infected." - Tig

"I'm done listening to dead men, but don't pretend you were trying to help us. Greater good or not, we were just a means to your own end. You don't give a shit about this family... and the John Teller you knew 20 years ago, he didn't give a shit either." - Jax

"What kinda awful shit did your mother do to you?" - Clay
"What do you mean?" - Tig

"You hit that?" - Opie
"No... didn't feel right." - Jax
"Feels just about right to me." - Bobby
"Dude, you're twice her age and three times her weight." - Jax
"So?" - Bobby & Opie

"There's not much more this bitch can do to me." - Gemma
"Don't underestimate her. She's been demoted, she's desperate." - Clay
"Hey, I'm in the room kids." - Stahl

"Brains before bullets, asshole!" - Tig

"I love a good fiesta." - Tig
"You do realize that pretty much every Latina you've boned ends up dead." - Juice
"Hey, this comes with a price." - Tig

"What did you do?!" - Clay
"Same thing you did, nailed some little tart from Nevada!" - Gemma

"Hey guys, listen, I gotta tell ya, it's been a lot of fun. I really gotta go, this is my ride." - Tig

"I Lost and Old Lady, yeah i dumped her on the highway, slid into oncoming traffice, poor bitch" - Tig
"Your kids mom?" - Opie
"I wish it was that one, but no it was before i got patched i could have loved that one" - Tig