Hey, it's me, The Thief Ash Naito! Welcome to my bio page thingy!

Kakuzu is meant to be Hidan's Seme. Hell, Kakuzu is near about like eight feet tall, and his biceps are larger than Hidan's head. That is not uke material.

Hidan has soft white skin, is definitely not the tallest of men, especially with doujinshi, he looks like he's 5'2". Plus, he totally needs a strong man to handle/manhandle him. Whether into bed or otherwise, and Kakuzu is perfect.

Kakuzu is Hidan's Dominant partner, and Hidan is the Submissive. No other way around it.

Put this on your profile if you love KakuHida!!!! :)

Without KakuHida, my heart dies, and my soul withers.

Grimmjow-sama is Ichigo's seme! Not the other way around!! And Ichi is Grimmjow-sama's uke!! NOT the other way around. EVER. END OF STORY.

GrimmIchi is going to be the death of me. I know this.

Put this on your profile if chu LOVE GrimmIchi!!!!!

My soul and heart lives off of GrimmIchi. Without it I die.

GrimmIchi is the best thing EVAH. END OF STORY. The rest of them (besides my other faves) can * off and shut the hell up!!!- Vaerin7 Love Vaerin7's work!

Pairings: My Fav. pairings are:

Kakuzu/Hidan

Grimmjow/Ichigo

Hellboy/John Myers-Hellboy

Haru/Kyou

Wolverine/Nightcrawler

Sabretooth/Nightcrawler

Sabretooth/Wolverine

Tsume/Toboe

Draco/Harry-Harry Potter

Sasu/Naru, Gaara/Naruto,o

Warren Peace/Will Stronghold-Sky High

Warren Peace/Male OC-Sky High

Warren Peace/Any OC-Sky High

Sesshoumaru/Inuyasha-Inuyasha

Nathan Stark/Jack Carter-Eureka

Least Fav. Pairings.

Sasu/Saku. Please, she's a bitch.

Oro/Anyone. Personally I find him creepy.

Inuyasha/Any except Sesshomaru. With any one else, they play Inuyasha as unable to get over Kikyo and she's DEAD!

Kikyo/Any. She's dead. How many people do you know would fall in love with a zombie?

Hellboy/Anyone but John Myers. I'll be blunt, I prefer boy on boy love, and John is in need of a big red demon saviour. For me it's Hellboy/John only.

Sesshoumaru/Not Inuyasha. I just like Sesshoumaru with Inuyasha best, and vice versa..

Voldemort/Harry. He's so creepy. Just so creepy.

Female/Ichigo: I prefer him with males.

Any male other than Grimmjow/Ichigo: I prefer him with this one only.

Kakuzu/Deidara

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix

rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. You know you live in 2006 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons

on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile If you ran up a down escalater copy this

into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile If you

hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend

is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. If you and your friends

have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's

when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it

wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy

and paste this into your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call

someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If there are times when you wanna annoy

people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Demonic Revenge(Me)

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, pyro_manic19, TasteLikeBlood, Thief Ash Naito(Me)

FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out

of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up... but that shit was fun" FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. REAl FRiENDS: cry with you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. REAl FRiENDS:

Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. REAl FRiENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink

away when they think you've had enough. REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste shit." FAKE FRiENDS: will talk

shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out! FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope to get it

back!! If you get this then it means your a real friend so send this to 10 of your friends and if they send it back then they a real friend 2!! Scientists have gotten rid of the planet Pluto, saying it is too small. If you disagree with this copy and paste this statement on your profile and add your name to the list: Archangel's Requiem, Demonic Revenge

Please Read This

I'm the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I'm a lesbian.
I'm the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I'm the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents that buried her daughter long before her time.
I'm the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I'm the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I ever had, I wish they could adopt me.
I'm one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will be able to walk again.
I'm not one of the lucky ones, I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I'm the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I'm the mother who is not allowed to even visit the child I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says that I'm a unfit mother because I live with another woman now.
I'm the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out that my abusive partner is also a woman.
I'm the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I'm a male.
I'm the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I'm the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I'm the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized that I was transsexual.
I'm the person feeling guilty because I think I can be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with the society hating me.
I'm the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.
I'm the person who has to hide what this world needs the most, Love.
I'm the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you also think that homophobia is wrong then Please Re-Post this on your profile.

If you're obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you AND your best friend are insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile

Mommy, I love you --tear jerker copy and paste thingy

Try not to cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Try Not to Cry

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, so can you.

If you almost cried while you read this copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle,Ghostkit, Goldenfeather, KeybladeAngel34, Autumn-Angel-31, dancers of the night, TheCresentMoonWriter, Thief Ash Naito

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek,Laby Anne Boleyn, Horsie Friend, Clare-stovold, Neo Flame,Chaser Neos, Koolkatdq, Autumn-Angel-31, dancers of the night, TheCresentMoonWriter, Totus Aeternus Torqueo

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile!

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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have this annoying kid in your class at school talking so loud that you can hear them on the other side of the room when everyone else is talking, and you just want to strangle them but you resist the urge and then you look down and see that you messed up your work while concentrating on non-homicidal thoughts, copy and paste this into you profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

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If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

CHEESE!! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.