Welcome, people, to my profile. I am Wolfen Princess14, and though I haven't written many fanfics, I love them with a passion. My main goal as a fanfic writer is to create realistic extensions of the plot so I rarely write crack or fluffs. I just feel that they really aren't at the same caliber as more serious fictions.

As you can see, I really only have two things posted, and that's mainly because, while I love to write fanfics, I never actually finish them. (It doesn't help that I washed the USB stick holding all my stories so that I have to restart.)

Here's five things you should probably know about me:

1.) I write yaoi and yuri

I have yet to actually post anything with yaoi or yuri, but the only reason why is because, like I said before, I haven't actually finished anything..

2.) I don't do happy

Every once in a while, for example in If The Chalkboard Was Shorter, I do a happy ending, but it isn't my forte. I'm interested in the alternate ending, not the Happily Ever After, and I believe working with these kinds of stories help me as a writer and push my boundaries.

3.) I can't write on demand

I try, I really do, to write as much as I can, but my inspiration comes and goes. I do not update according to a schedule, I update when something is done. Period. Maybe, as I get to be a better writer, I can post more stories and be more regular, but right now that would just be sacrificing quality for quantity.

4.) I strive to make myself better.

I love criticism. I really do. If you take the time to point out what you liked, didn't like, or think could be better, then I will take the time to listen, reply, and improve. I have given my opinion on enough stories to know that nine times out of ten, criticism is given with good intentions and I do prefer that over mindless praise. (Even though an “I love your story” does wonders for my ego.) Flames are bad, Idon't need to say more.

5.) I put 'weird humor' into my stories.

Sometimes, when I'm writing, I get bored and decide to put random stuff in my stories. In one of my original stories, I have an evil snake who is, because I was bored, British. It may not make sense, and if not, I'm sorry. Just click that little review button, say 'Hey, such and such just isn't working here” and let me know. Also, if it does happen work, let me know.

And that's basically me as a writer. There is a goofy side of me, which was present on my previous profile, but I figure, since I'm trying to be a serious writer, I might want to stop coming off as a crazed fan girl.

Stories So Far:

A Student's Warning– What she was doing was impossible, insane even, but who else would risk their lives to save a village who hated them? Who else would give him a second chance? One-shot

If The Chalkboard Was Shorter– Shogetsu get called on to answer a simple math problem, what could possible go wrong? One-shot, rated T for blood.

Now, if anyone happened to visit my profile before today (6/9/10) they might notice that I had a third 'story' on here, Konoha's Newest Talk Show. That was a series of plays, set up from the views of two girls, describing the interactions of Naruto character. I will continue to work on these in my free time, but they won't be posted on the site. If anyone is interested in seeing them, just send me a pm and I'll post them again. It isn't that they're bad, exactly, just weird..

Here's random crap I like:

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

A good friend/A best friend...

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a great friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn we fucked up!"

A good friend will comfort you when a guy rejects you, but a great friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend helps you up when you fall, but a great friend laughs and trips you again. (So true o.o)

A good friend will talk with you about a boy you like, but a great friend will blurt out "She likes you and wants to bang you" right to his face.

A good friend will hug you goodbye, but a great friend rapes you in the hallways.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month, but a great frind will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend will let you weep on her shoulder, but a great friend will kick him in the balls and list the things he is misssing out on.

A good friend will lend you an umbrella in the rain, but a great friend will take yours and say "Run, bitch, run!" (Also true T.T)

And finally, my personal favorite...

A good friend will take away you're drink when you've had too much, but a great friend will look at you and say "Drink the rest of that bitch, you know we don't waste that shit!"

I'm a gay rights supporter, so I will go to hell.
I don't have a religion, so I must be evil and have no morals.
I wear black, so I must be a goth or emo.
I hang out with gays, so I must be gay too.
I'm a virgin so i must be prude.
I'm straight edge so i must be violent.
I'm a female gamer, so I must be ugly... or crazy.
I'm mixed so I must be screwed up.
I'm not like everyone else, so I must be a loser.
I'm overweight, so I must have a problem with self control.
I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I must smoke and drink too.
I have a different sense of humor, so I must be crazy.
I read comics, so I must be a loser.
I am a fangirl so I must be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I watch porn so I must be perverted.
I’m a young writer, so I must be emo.
I care about the enviroment, I must be a tree hugging hippy
I have a fan character, so I must be an annoying Mary-sue.
I like cartoons, so I must be irresponsible.
I like reading, so I must be a loner.
I disagree with my government, so I must be a terrorist.
I like yaoi, so I must be gay.
I like games, anime and comics, so I must be childish
I spot grammatical errors, so I must be a pedantic bastard.
I’m strong so I must be stupid.

Everything above is a stereotype I would be thrown into if people knew this about me. None of them apply, I am not a loner, or a terroist. A prude or a *cough* annoying Mary-Sue. I am me.

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