Dave Strider and John Egbert have been best friends for over six years though neither of them know any basic information about the other- not even each other's names. But what's to happen when they're suddenly living in the same town and going to the same school without knowing that it's their best friend? And what happens when they start to fall in love all over again?

Wait- what? Dave Strider is not a girl, no way bro. Not even in an ironic wa-.. Oh. Really? Huh, never mind. Dave Strider is a girl, has been ever since she was born. Davinity Lee Strider is her full name. She's starting her freshmen year and it's go time. Time to let her friends know she is a girl. She's gotta make it happen to win a certain blue-eyed boys affections. John/Dave

Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you have devised a plan worthy of every ounce of attention that geek of a BEST FRIEND of yours is wasting on mathematics. With just five easy steps, you are sure to win the heart of a certain JOHN EGBERT. AU, Pepsicola.

"Guess it wouldn't be 'Weiss' to stay awake," said Ruby, wriggling underneath the blankets. Weiss squeezed her eyes shut, and thought of creative ways to bash in Ruby's skull. / The bunk bed breaks, so Weiss and Ruby are forced to sleep in the same bed.

Weiss gets relationship advice from an unreliable source, and Blake and Yang aren't too happy about it. Weiss/Ruby, kind of a sequel to "Pink" and "Laying Down The Law." Femmeslash inside so beware of the lady relationships.