Black Butterfly13
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Joined 04-27-07, id: 1263801, Profile Updated: 03-30-08
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

Umm...Hi and welcome to my profile.

Name- ... (Ill go by BB13) (Black Butterfly basicly translates into death bringer and 13 is unlucky so in total its the Death bringer bringing bad luck. )

Age- ...

Location- I am currently at my current residence.

Positon- Sitting on a chair on the floor in a room in a house

I look like- Myself

Hobbies- Reading and Writing and swimming and reaDING. notice how that does not include TYPING!

Hates- I hate flamers. Sure constructive constritism is great but I HATE IT dosent do a thing for me.

I also hate people who wre stuck up and rude. Like seriously.

And I hate alot of other things but this really isn't a place to vent now is it.

Any way!! Maybe i'll add more late. No promises.

I am back! Nearly 6 months later! Yosh! (Yosh is a cross between yes and yay and yeah). I am so boreds. Laters.

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"A good friend will
come bail you
out of jail...

But a true friend will
be sitting next to you
saying WE screwed
up, but we had fun!"

A lawyer and a blonde gal happen to be sitting next to each other
on a long flight from L.A. to New York.
The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely
declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun.
He explains how the game works. " I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice-versa."
Again the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer figures he's pretty smart and since his opponent is a
blonde he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer.
" Okay, how about this? If you don't know the answer you pay me only 5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you 500. "
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will
be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the
game.
The lawyer asks the first question . .
" What's the distance from the earth to the moon ? "
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "WHat comes up a hill with 3 legs and down the hill with four?"
The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look.
He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references.
He taps into the Library of Congress. Frustrated he sends E-mails to all his co-workers and friends he knows.
All to no avail.
After over an hour of searching for the answer he finally gives
up.
He wakes the blonde and hands her 500.
The blonde politely takes the 500 and turns away to get back to
sleep.
The lawyer, who can't believe he's been outsmarted by a blonde, is
going nuts trying to figure it out.
He wakes the blonde again and asks,
Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with
four? "
The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer 5, and goes
back to sleep leaving a stunned lawyer to reconsider about all blondes being dumb.

Random weird thoughts--

I am a cute ducky!

I don't remember getting amnesia...

There is an emo kid in Horton heres a who and hes cute!

Tall, blonde, and hairy- ITS A GIRRAFE!

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Colors of Life and Death, Book 2: Truth in Dreams by Songbird21 reviews
Naruto's new chakra may be killing him... NaruHina, SakuLee, SasuTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 129,640 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Sue Slayers: A New Fangirologist by Epitome of Randomness reviews
Artemis Fowl is in danger -of the gravest kind. Fangirls watch his every move, poised to strike. His only hope is er...a hyperactive girl with a bad haircut, and a gun that shoots darts. I think we should pray. COMPLETE, with outtakes!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
The Painting and The Skulls by Lunlar reviews
Lyra and Will are 25 and whereas Will is having trouble forgetting, Lyra is having trouble remembering... as she travels back to Oxford to unravel her remarkable story, Will travels back to relive and remember the best time of his life.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 9/10/2005
The Talk by Zeff N Company reviews
A ficlet for pyjamaTerra: As Zack prepares to leave for his training camp, he takes a moment to teach young Squall the important things in life. "...Oh, and so long as you have your pants, underwear is optional. Remember that."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Zexion, Zack - Complete
The Death of Jacob Black by themoose-within reviews
Because in the end, dreams are always better than reality.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
The Elevator Chat by inmybubble reviews
this is what happens when jacob black and remus lupin get stuck in the elevator together.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Narutotachi Goes to Hogwarts! by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with awful crackish humor. I have not updated since mid-2008. Please stop PMing me for updates. And don't bother reviewing either, because I'd feel bad if you kept reviewing for no reason.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 369,154 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U.
In the Words of Ginevra Molly Potter by thejealousone reviews
The Autobiography of Ginny Weasley. Her point of view from book one to book seven and beyond, complete with missing moments and everything. Over 800 reviews and nearly 130,000 hits! Written before December 1, 2007. Last Updated August 16, 2008.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 206,370 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
All Alone with a Demon Rising by DetoxAngel reviews
It's Naruto's birthday and as usual, nobody knows or cares... and this time he's sick of it. Co-authored with Black Butterfly13. Reviews make me work faster. If you've read this already, CH.8 is up, this is where I step in, the rest is credited to BB13.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,515 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Naruto U.
The Golden Fox by Nyce456 reviews
After Naruto and company failed to return Sasuke, he was banished from the village. six years later, with the Akatuski and Sound defeated, The Cloud has declared war on the Leaf. Tsunade believes there is one person who can help, the Golden Fox himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 447,425 - Reviews: 4105 - Favs: 5,759 - Follows: 3,187 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
20 Hints by Masumi-Chan reviews
you need to read 20 questions first.Or else you wont get this. But its the sequel to 20 questions!Here it is finally
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hart On My Sleeve by Mac-alicious reviews
Val H. is a lot of things. She's Ginny Weasley's best friend. She's the daugther of two rich, important people. She's a closet Junior Socialite. She's single. The first three will never change. But one little trip back home may just change the last
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,257 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
Jacob Black is Always Right by HerEasternSea reviews
Jacob Black is always right. It is the one truth Bella knows, and the one truth she took too long to realize. Oneshot drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
The Hyuuga Way by Edric Loto reviews
The Hyuuga family is very traditional, perhaps this is a blessing in disguise for the young heiress Hyuuga Hinata. HinataNaruto, Hinata centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,188 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Girls and Boys by MyHeartIsAnEmptyRoom reviews
8 people. 4 couples. 2 chatrooms. 1 friendship. SasukexSakura,,InoxShikamaru,,NarutoxHinata,,TentenxNeji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 3/24/2007
They Say by Luna Rapunzel reviews
When the Dark Lord ascends, they say she will turn to his side any day. But never is the Dark Mark scratched across her arm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Dorcas M., Voldemort - Complete
Colors of Life and Death: Book 1 by Songbird21 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are honorary brothers, but Naruto is taken by Orochimaru. Through Oro's gruesome torture, Naruto's chakra will begin to change into something only ever heard of...in legends. NaruHina, SakuLee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,143 - Reviews: 2413 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dealing With Destiny by Mac-alicious reviews
Melanie Eldens was an average teenager with a special ability. When that special abitlity turns her life upside down, it brings her right into the world of none other than Harry Potter himself. AU Do not own HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,310 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Harry P.
Akatsuki FUQ by Mina Uchiha reviews
Just what the title says, Akatsuki Frequently Unanswered Questions where I, Mina, will ask all the members of our favourite evil world ominating organisation those questions which are burning in our minds... No lemons! Just freaky jokes and question.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,066 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007
Naruto, No Wait, Emi by IceCreamXD reviews
Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto go on a mission with a jounin. No wait. Naruto's real name is Emi? And he's a...girl?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,342 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ask Gaara by Gaara's-pandachan101 reviews
Gaara is here to answer your questions about the Naruto cast and himself. Simply review your questions and he will answer. Rated for questions that may be asked.This is the origional ask character story. I NEED REVIEWS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,765 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Gaara
For Narnia by cassandrajane reviews
Nia's just your ordinary orphan except that she's heiress to a dukedom. Exiled from the dukedom and made to stay with a batty professor, she enters a Trunk, and emerges to Narnia, where a great destiny awaits her... If she survives. PeterOC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,001 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Complete
Colors of Life and Death prequal: Day of Destiny by Songbird21 reviews
Konoha has been attacked by the Kyuubi and time is running out. Yondaime knows his plan to eliminate the fox will mean his death, but what he doesn't know is that it will also mean the beginning...of a legend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Minato N. - Complete
Coming Home To Finn by saranicole reviews
This story explains what happened with Megan Meade and Finn McGowan between the Airport scene with Doug and the Ultimate Frisbee scene with all the boys.
Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Such is Life by Tetiani reviews
An evolving series of strange little Rent ficletts.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2003 - Published: 8/25/2001
Sessions by Astrid reviews
RENT fic about Mark in therapy. Finally finished.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,902 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/3/2001 - Published: 11/3/2001
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All Alone with a Demon Rising reviews
It is October 10 It was the day to celebrate the 9 tailed sealings. But no one cares about the demen boy himself. Well the festivities come to a sudden end when Naruto lets the demon loose? What will his friends think about who Naruto really is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Naruto U.
Prequel to Choji's Guardian
Prequal to my other fiction. When choji takes the red pill. Short oneshot. Bout his feelings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Chōji A.
Choji's Guardian reviews
He had taken the red chilli pill. He had killed Jirobou. He had avenged his last chip. But he was paying the price. And paying tough. one shot with Short prequal as another story.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Chōji A. - Complete
Inner Selves
See the inner selves of all your favorite characters. Random parts of epesiodes shown and you get a sneak peak at what the characters are really saying! Minor cussing. Really dumbg. I was BORED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2007
Growing up Lonely reviews
Fanfic about Naruto growing up and the people who notive him. Showed from different P.O.V. When Naruto was little. Teen for saftey. Minor cussing. Little violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete