Ok, I'm not going to type much because I know no one reads these.
Ok, anyway about me. I have chin length dark brown hair, blue eyes and glasses. My name is Emily, and I live in Wisconsin! Yes Wisconsin, the almightly dairy state! Ok.. that's all about that. "Door County... Where Dragons can fly?!!" Heehee, I got that of a T-shirt, weird I know, I don't get it either. (Note: Door County is in Wisconsin, and I don't live there, just visit. A lot.) I just want to say that people who have cliffies in there fics are PURE EVIL. I also want to say that people who write d/n fics are PURE EVIL. Another thing is that any note or song I can not currently play on the flute is PURE EVIL. As you may have noticed, I like the phrase PURE EVIL. I love that and the TRAMATIC SCALE!(commonly known as the chromatic scale) My flute teacher now also calls it the TRAMATIC SCALE! It is PURE EVIL! ok, I'm done. Also, norah jones is PURE EVIL. It(norah jones) is the PUREST EVIL on earth. But worry not, the Pink Hamsters will save us! (Pink Panther Music is heard). Also take note, I didn't capitalize her name and called her it on purpose. ^_^

Here are some quote from my werid little school:

“If I got a dollar for every time I told you to put your feet on the floor, I’d be in Tahiti, not teaching band.” Mr.B, the band teacher, to Julia

“Jingle boy, stop jingling” Mr.B to Chris

“Jingle boy, Jingle boy, jingle all the way!” saxaphones

“Little jingle knomes back there jingling the tamborines?” Mr.B

“Sax-a-ma-phone!” Saxes

“Fleet flat on the floor.” Mr.B and Zhanna, the clarinet player

“The Thanksgiving day Parade, I like that. Floats floating down.."
“Floats floating down?”
Mike B. and Julia
:)

Actual Quotes from Federal employees' performance evaluations

"Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to
dig."

"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."

"Works well when under constant supervision and when cornered like a
rat
in a trap."

"This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

"She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
them."

"This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better."

"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

Actual Quotes from military Officer Efficiency Reports

"Not the sharpest knife in the drawer."

"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all
together."

"A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

"A photographic memory, but with the lens cover glued on."

"A prime candidate for natural de-selection."

"One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests."

"Fell out of the family tree."

"Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."

"Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it."

"He's so dense, light bends around him."

"If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

"If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."

"It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."

"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."

"Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."

Hi, me llama Emilia. No pregunte porqué soy el escribir en Spanish/French/Italian/Potugese, el becuase probaly incorrecto de la gramática... ¡No lo escribí realmente en la lengua, yo acabo de traducirla!
Bonjour, je m'appelle Emilie. Ne demandez pas pourquoi je suis inscription dans Spanish/French/Italian/Potugese, le becuase probaly faux de la grammaire... Je ne l'ai pas écrit réellement dans la langue, je l'ai juste traduite!
Hi, sono denominato Emily. Non chieda perchè sono scrivere in Spanish/French/Italian/Potugese, il becuase probaly errato della grammatica... Realmente non lo ho scritto nella lingua, io appena la ho tradotta!
Hi, eu sou chamado Emily. Não pergunte porque eu sou escrever em Spanish/French/Italian/Potugese, o becuase probaly errado da gramática... Eu não o escrevi realmente na língua, mim traduzi-a apenas!
Hi, I'm Emily. don't ask I'm writing in Spanish/French/Italian/Potugese, I'll probaly made a mistake in the grammar... I really did not write it in the language, I only translated it!