TheOccasionalDrunkhide bio
 So, I woke up today and thought "you know what? I think I'll fill out this thing cos sadly I have nothing better to do." I find it funny that you think you're interesting until you have to tell people about yourself and then you realize you don't have much to say. *sigh* Well, here goes nothing: Yes people, I live in sunny South Africa. Home of... Well besides my bad grammer and spelling, I'm not quite sure what. But fear not! I'm certain in the distant future I wll find something interesting to put here. Damn! This really is a sad little paragraph. *shakes had* I guess I won't be getting any calls to help promote the country anytime soon. Uhmm.. I'm not really sure what else to tell, you so I'm just gonna make a list, and check it twice, to make sure there's a bunch a stuff in it. So in the words of that nun, "these are a few of my favourite things." Movies: School of Rock, Underworld (only the first and second movies those, I find the rest pointless.), Queen of the Damned (only for the music), Silence of the Lambs, League of Extraordinary Gentleman, the Incredibles, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Natural Born Killers, just to name afew (cos I can't think of any more) Music: Halestorm, Lacuna Coil, Seether, Revis, Evanescence, JJ Grey & Mofro, Evans Blue, Digital Daggers, Lana Del Rey, Florence The Machine, A Perfect Circle, Puscifer,...etc Animal: Well I don't really have one, but I've always wanted a white rat with beedy red eyes so I can train it to sit on my sholder and attack people that piss me off. Mmm... Yes that's exactly what I want, an attack rat! Besides that would offer a definite career oportunity. Attack rat trainer, why use a dog when you can use a rat. Colour: Black, just cos I can. TV Shows: Criminal Minds, Warehouse 13, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, True Blood, American Horror Story, Haven, Alphas, Star Trek: Voyager, Xena (yeah, I know, don't judge me we all have guilty pleasures), Unforgettable,... Cartoons: Happy Tree Friends, South Park, Robot Chicken, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Avitar: The Last Airbender, Adventure Time with Fin and Jake, Ruby Gloom,... Okay, well that about it, so yeah, I'm not good with ending things off so I'll just leave you with a saying: "When I die, I want to go peacfully like my grandfather did, in his sleep- not screaming like the passengers in his car." |
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Sail Away by TheIronDragon reviews
When the queen of Fire and blood meets that of Iron and Salt the world trembles. (Picture Credits to Tumblr tag Daenerys Targaryen x Yara Greyjoy)
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,336 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 11/1/2016 - [Daenerys T., Yara G.] - Complete
Undercover Blues by Mac10k reviews
Strauss orders JJ and Emily to go undercover as a couple, will it bring them closer together or ruin their friendship forever?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,660 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 10/21/2012 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
You're trying to save me by Tigress Wraith reviews
When things go awry for Clara and the Doctor doesn't notice...it's time for Missy to step up. How will our favourite bonkers Time Lady measure up when she is put to the test?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,315 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/7/2017 - Published: 8/5/2016 - The Master, Clara O., 12th Doctor
SHIELD Snooker Night by and-white-sunshine reviews
A modern-AU in which Howard Stark and Peggy Carter own a bar called SHIELD together, and Dottie Underwood is a hustler of sorts. Paragraphs switch between Dottie's and Peggy's perspectives while remaining 1st person. Peggy x Dottie/Carterwood.
Agent Carter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2016 - Published: 8/17/2016 - P. Carter, H. Stark, OC, Dottie U.
The Horizon by withoutapast reviews
Post-episode 6.09, inspired by the chemistry in the short scene in which Daenerys makes an alliance with the Greyjoys. Dany gets seasick on the journey to Westeros (DaenerysxYara). Fluff. One-shot for now.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,640 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/24/2016 - Published: 6/22/2016 - [Daenerys T., Yara G.]
Death, or something like it by wellsbells reviews
Sheriff Myka Bering lives in a small town in Mississippi. Children are dying in the most horrible way possible, and she has no idea why - until she meets the vampire. The vampire who senses something different about Myka. Suddenly, nothing in Myka's life makes sense, and she faces a battle to save her town from a wave of darkness - from both within and without.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 108,410 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Myka B., Helena G. W. - Complete
The Storm of 48 by Happy Palm Tree reviews
Blamed for a crime she did not commit, Peggy Carter goes rogue to clear her name. On mission Peggy crosses paths with Dottie Underwood, and they are forced to survive a snow storm together. For Peggy and Dottie, getting to know each other, changes everything.
Agent Carter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2016 - P. Carter, Dottie U. - Complete
The Nonnatus Haunting by RedLady001 reviews
Trixie is convinced that Nonnatus House is haunted. Patsy and Delia learn an indirect lesson.
Call the Midwife - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 6/8/2016 - Patsy Mount, Delia Busby - Complete
The Sign in the Jam, and other stories by championrolodexer reviews
Sister Monica Joan argues with Sister Winifred over miraculous portents. Patsy's collection of Marlene Dietrich photographs is commented upon. Delia meets a little lamb. Proper car maintenance on a hot day is important. Barbara makes tea for Mrs Busby, but has she added enough milk? Exposure to Tom results in boredom. There's also a whale and a lot of tea.
Call the Midwife - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,806 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 3/9/2016 - [Patsy Mount, Delia Busby] Sr. Monica Joan, Trixie - Complete
Red Seeds, Red Beads by E Salvatore
There are times when Vanessa wishes her thirst for blood wasn't quite so literal.
Penny Dreadful - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/19/2016 - Vanessa I. - Complete
What Is Your Real Name by EvieWhite reviews
Dottie Underwood is unraveling quietly. She is unsure of who she has been and who she is becoming. Peggy Carter offers a glimmer of understanding and a conversation under the stars. Maybe even happiness.
Agent Carter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2016 - P. Carter, Dottie U. - Complete
Murder Wives by JupiterDelphinus reviews
There is something inherently surprising about Margot Verger, and Alana finds herself hating it.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 7/21/2015 - [Alana B., Margot V.] - Complete
The Vampire Wells by T-rahz reviews
This is a very loose crossover between Warehouse 13 and Fright Night 2. What if HG was a bronzed vampire and Myka was her virgin?
Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,262 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Helena G. W., Myka B.
Three Wishes by Axis II reviews
JJ's behavior is beginning to raise suspicions. Meanwhile, Emily discovers a serial killer in Europe with an almost fool proof cover.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,523 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 10/16/2014 - [E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ] - Complete
Rosaline by Kurissyma san Tybalt reviews
Emily's darker side brings back memories of JJ's sister's suicide. Trigger warnings for self harm and mentions of suicide; NO character death. JJxEmily. Originally a oneshot, but now being extended to involve a case (and, of course, more fluff).
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,643 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - [E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ] - Complete
Truce by tantedrago reviews
AU. Vampires hate werewolves. And werewolves hate vampires. Myka is suddenly confronted with change in her life when the vampire H.G. Wells joins her investigation team. Working on cases with all this tension between them could get really interesting. Blood, sex, crime solving.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,041 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Myka B., Helena G. W.
Bloodrayne by DiamondsNtheskY reviews
'One was born to rise, the other was born to fall. Together they become the light destined to save us all.' This is a supernatural love story born out of a desire to see Emily in some super hot leather!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 79,454 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 5/31/2013 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ
I know that it is sick by Hliz reviews
A story from JJ's POV. Probably will be two chapters but... It includes JJ being caught by the one and only Emily Prentiss; but, what was she caught doing... Also I own none of criminal minds BOOOOO!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ
Quest for the Holy Grail by HGWellsIsAWoman reviews
AU - Thrown together, Myka renowned archaeologist and Helena the eager writer work together in Glastonbury England on the trail of the mystical artifact that is 'The Holy Grail'. Will it be just another wild goose chase for the mythical object or can Bering and Wells find this enigmatic artifact that has plagued story books for hundreds of years!
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,507 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Myka B., Helena G. W. - Complete
Just A Dream by StrangerThanYouDreamtIt reviews
You're genuinely unsure if you're actually awake; the transition is just that abrupt and illogical. You were certain that when you went to sleep three hours ago, you were happy, carefree, content; and now.. Now you have no clue who this woman in your bedroom is.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2013 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Seven reasons why by princess007 reviews
One day he comes home and finds it, a box with cassette tapes, which gonna change his life forever. They are recorded by Emily. The same Emily he always had a crush on. The same Emily who killed herself just to weeks ago. He gets to know the seven reasons why Emily committed suicide. Seven people she blames. Derek is one of them.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,333 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss - Complete
A Certain Heir by Manhattanite reviews
Part I of the Heir Series. Read one or a few - easy read. Helena has been released from the WH and owns her own company in New York City. Pete is her bodyguard, Claudia her Director of IT and Mrs. Frederic does all the hiring. Her newest employee is Myka as her new Chief Counsel. Will Myka make it past the first couple of weeks of being tested by Helena? Easy read.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,726 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Myka B., Helena G. W. - Complete
The Club by racesunfortunateficarchive reviews
Bering and Wells AU. Loose collection of fic inspired by a gif-set by Helenastacie on tumblr. Intended as crack!fic, it became it's own Universe. Vampires, Fae & Weres abound. Myka runs the hottest night spot in New New York. Her best friend is the Boston Coven Master, Olivia Dunham. See my tumblr /tagged/vampires or Webgeekist's tumblr for the amazing art Web drew
Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,714 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Myka B., Helena G. W.
With Scars Upon Her Wrists by Shylar reviews
Emily is a cutter. JJ finds out. This is a one-shot that I couldn't get out of my head. Depending on responses, it MAY become a story, but for now is just a one off. Please don't read if you're easily triggered, or homophobic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 11/2/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ
Nature of the Beast by gt2012 reviews
The team is pulled into a case that they have no background on. As they struggle to play catch-up and work around their temporary team leader, they meet up with an unsub as cunning as any animal. Emily and JJ must use all their skills to get the team to safety and stop this mad man. FYI -Femslash themes - rated T for now possible change to M for later chapters
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,357 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
College is never easy by DTA2013 reviews
AU. This is a time when friendships are formed and strong bonds can be made and even follow you into adulthood. It can come with it's own set of problems and heart breaks along the way. Also this is a place where true love can happen, and where the most unlikely friendships are formed..Femslash warning
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,109 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
So Darkness I Became by applesandcherries reviews
Myka is keeping a secret, and not everybody is happy with that. Vampire!AU
Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,309 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Myka B., Helena G. W. - Complete
A Lonely Sea by reagancrew reviews
The events following 4x01 have hit Myka harder than expected. Without Helena she is lost, adrift on a lonely sea, and no one is quite sure how to get her back again. Or how to get the regents to bring Helena back to the Warehouse. Somewhat AU. Bering and Wells. May be a trigger warning for some. Use caution.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,808 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Complete
Into the Abyss by LostinOblivion reviews
The team rallies around Emily when she becomes sick while on a case, only to discover that it's something far worse than they imagined. Team-whup. Prentiss-uber whump.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,458 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - E. Prentiss - Complete
Unconditional Surrender by Momeegee reviews
Emily realizes she has lost her chance to tell JJ of her true feelings, and becomes psychologically unstable and reckless in the safety of her well being at work. What will it take before JJ realizes that Emily has always loved her unconditionally.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,670 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Nutty Bantering by Kenneth Black reviews
Gabrielle finds out what a bad girl Xena can be when the Warrior Princess takes a chomp out of henbane-laced nutmeg bread. :D Warning: Cheesy jokes included, not mine.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Xena, Gabrielle - Complete
Beauty In All She Is by celaenos reviews
Set in season 2, Emily has just joined the BAU and finds herself infatuated with JJ. JJ feels the same, and the two dance around each other for a while, not realizing that they feel the same way. Will also include lots of team time, cases, etc.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,082 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - [E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ] - Complete
Just Dessert by Insolent Witch reviews
Rachel knows it's just dessert.
Alphas - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Rachel P. - Complete
Time On Your Hands by ysubassoon reviews
A standalone one-shot on the strangely sweet nexus of Cheetos and online Scrabble.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2011 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Faith by ysubassoon reviews
Set after "Demonology," Emily decides to reach out to JJ and explain her connection to Matthew and John, and also to confess her true feelings. The final chapter is now up.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,293 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Late Night Rendezvous by wicked-nachos-09 reviews
In the month's following the death of Emily Prentiss, Jennifer Jureau receives a number of late night phone calls in which she is greeted with silence and few words. LAUREN Spoilers. JJxEP. COMPLETED. SEQUEL COMING SOON.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Jealous by QuimbyCub reviews
Jealous Faith takes solace in the pain. After Amends, season three. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Faith PG13-R for SI triggers and f-bombs
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Faith L. - Complete
Hot in Here by javaeurok reviews
One-shot taking place in a sauna between Emily and JJ. JJ as the initiator, but as always, Emily as the dominatrix.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/7/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Soul Mates by Jay-Leigh17 reviews
They were going to do this. Together. Rated for apparent character death. Femmeslashy, but read it anyway. None of that sex-ness.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
I Get Off by javaeurok reviews
One-shot taking place at JJ/Emily's first meeting in Season 2 and the days after. There's some angst and bitterness, and of course... where there's two hot women, there quite possibly some sex.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/5/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
They don't know by SupermanPleaseSaveMe reviews
oneshot. 'But it's fine,because they don't know.'
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
What's Beyond Friendship? by lizardwriter reviews
Emily and JJ are developing feelings they never thought they would. Now what are they gonna do about them? Please R&R. Disclaimer: I own nothing related to CM. Please don't sue. Rated M for sex, language, and adult concepts.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 41 - Words: 71,741 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Mile High Club by sofia-lindsay reviews
A completely random spoof fic about Emily on crack- JJ/Emily Written by sofia lindsay and darkbardzero
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete