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I promise to remember Artemis

Whenever I'm thinking hard

I promise to remember Holly

Whenever I’m called a wild card

I promise to protect nature

For the People’s sake of course

I promise to remember Julius

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Foaly

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Butler

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Mulch

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Angeline

Whenever I meet someone that makes me feel alright

I promise to remember Trouble

Whenever I see an older sibling scold their younger brother

I promise to remember Opal

Whenever I see someone who hates all others

I promise to remember Artemis Senior

Whenever someone escapes death

I promise to remember Minerva

Whenever a girl wants to be the best

I promise to remember the Fowl twins

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember the magma chutes

whenever I see something melting metal.

I promise to remember Juliet

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Vishby

whenever I hear a frustrated scream

I promise to remember Doodah

whenever I see someone driving hardcore

I promise to remember the secret fairy chutes

whenever I see a hole in the floor

I promise to remember those who fought in the time stream

whenever I see someone go against the flow

Yes I promise to remember Artemis Fowl

Wherever I may go

- Just Your Above Average Malfoy

Hello everyone! I am call-me-artemis-fowl! I freaking love the Artemis Fowl books,so don't be surprised if most of my fanfics are Artemis Fowl related. I also love Rise of the Guardians,Ender's Game,Black Butler, and various other things. Now,I am off to write and read and fangirl,but please enjoy these quotes:

"I don't like lolipops." -Artemis Fowl

"Pain tends to heal as time passes. But personally I don't want time to heal my wounds. You may think you've escaped the pain and forgotten it. But that's nothing more than stagnation. You can't move forwar without the pain."-Ciel Phantomhive

"If it is as you wish,I will follow you everywhere. Even if your thone crumbles,and your shiny crown turns to rust. Even if the bodies pile up endlessly,above the bottomless pile of corpses. Beside you as you lie softly down,I will be untill I hear the words 'Check Mate' "-Sebastian Michcelis

"Be well."-Commander Julius Root

"Nice peashooter."-Butler

"Stay back,Human. You don't know what you're dealing with."-Holly Short

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Mix Tape by LaughingGrimmReaper reviews
Artemis Fowl can steal anything. Or so he thinks. When the myth of a Mix Tape telling a person's deepest secrets is revealed Artemis is on the case. However, what he does not know is the one watching his back. The one pulling the strings, always making things complicated. Who is this character and why is HE interested in Artemis' doing?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,580 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Artemis F. - Complete
Frond, Love is Dangerous by greenpineapple reviews
When Holly is kidnapped, Artemis will do anything to bring her back safely. This story takes place right after The Last Guardian and it is a Hartemis romance as well as an adventure that includes all of the gang. Please check it out. Please! Disclaimer: Eion Colfer owns all.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,217 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 7/20/2013 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
I Always Will by NeverOutOfTime23 reviews
Trouble Kelp and Holly Short have always been the best of friends. But what happens when they want to be more than that? How do they even begin to tell each other how they feel? All it takes is a little courage, a kiss, and a promise... ending with a few simple words: "And I always will." -Extra to the Next Generation Series
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2013 - [Holly S., Trouble K.]
Untraveled Paths by IndigoProphecy reviews
A series of events leave two best friends stranded and lost in the back roads of Ireland. In finding their way, they find each other. A celebration of Artemis and Holly's friendship, occasionally bordering on something more but never quite crossing that line. Three-shot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,180 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013
When Genius Meets Crazy by EKelly19 reviews
Artemis has his mental problems. And Holly has her social problems. What is Holly's secret? How is Trouble involved? ArtemisXHolly HollyXTrouble. Rated T cause the Aliens are after me.*Runs around, and finds tin foil hat* WHERE IS IT! SORRY- My postings are all stopped for now, my houses' hard drive is down, there for my nexted planned chapters are at hold. Will be sorted out
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] Orion F., Trouble K.
A Spark Of Love by NeverOutOfTime23
Grub Kelp...Younger brother of Commander Kelp. Mummy's little boy. Seemingly hopeless when it goes to relationships. But what happens when he starts to have major experiences of the romantic kind? Will it be enough for him to form a lasting relationship? Enough to finally move out? Well, it all starts with a spark of love...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,316 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Grub K., Lili F.
What D'arvit REALLY Means by NeverOutOfTime23 reviews
Artemis was visiting his friends in Haven, when he realized that there was one word in the fairy language that he didn't know the meaning of. So, he asked a friend. He was not prepared for the answer he got however... one-shot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
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The Imperfect Parables of a Juvenile Genius reviews
A series of one-shots of our favorite juvenile genius and his elfin friend. May contain possible A/H and/or H/T fluff. Maybe an OC or two. T because I'm paranoid.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Highschool Never Ends reviews
Artemis Fowl has been forced into a public high school that his mother insisted of. School has already started by the time he arrives. Artemis believes it will be the most boring experience in his life. And then he meets two strange girls,Abby Jones and Alexis Crimson. At first,He thinks they are just going to bother him and then he sees that their intentions are much darker.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 11/25/2013
A formidable enemyright? reviews
Things have just started to settle down. Then a new enemy strikes,kidnapping Holly. And now there is one question on everyones mind. Who is Victoria Harrington the third and why does she want information? (Warning: may contain ArtemisxHolly. and two OCs. Don't like,don't read.)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Artemis F.