Name: Why do you want to know? You can call me Skye. No it's not my real name.

Age: Between 1 and 100 and is divisible by 1

Gender: I'm a girl if you couldn't guess by the name

Anime I like: Inuyasha, Tokyo Mew Mew, Fruits Basket, Yugioh, Bleach, Fairy Tail, Angel Beats, Spice and Wolf,

Things about me:

I am incredibly random.

I am a fan of heavy metal and rock.

I love the Yugioh Abridged series.

I am very weird.

Quotes:

Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'

Help I've fallen and i can’t...hey nice carpet!

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

"Nobody move! I lost me brain!"- Jack Sparrow

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- anonymous

"The problem with real life is that there is no back round music."- anonymous

"It's the chorus apocalypse hide the instruments!" - me

" Logic is for the logical, so I say the heck with logic and laugh like a maniac to the sky MUHAHA!"- my sister

" I reject your reality and replace it with my own"- mythbusters

"We were all trying to be vegetarians for the day. I lasted 5 minutes . We were having bacon cheeseburgers for lunch."- me

" I was voted most likely to be insane by my best friend."- me

" The Soviets are coming hide the donuts!"-me and my friend

" Join us next week when we find nothing at all but make it look like we found ghosts."- my mom

"I have the attention span of a chinchilla."- me

" Have you ever wondered if we watch tv does the tv shows watch us?" - me

"The alarm clock is more evil than Aizen."-me in the morning

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." - Winston Churchill

"I may look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy." - I don't know

"We'll be friends until we're old and senile. then we'll be new friends."- I also don't know.

"Being self reliant is good, but having friends and people you can trust is better." - anonymous

"Please explain that intelligent noise you just made."- Me

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, except for maybe a woman on her PMS. And if by chance you happen to encounter both, RUN LIKE HELL!

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Everyday I think people can't get stupider, and everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

There's a fine line between sanity and insanity and I believe I crossed it a few hundred miles back

See the happy fool--he doesn't give a damn. I wish I was a happy fool. By God--maybe I am!

You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth.

Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed.

When life gives you lemons, make grape-juice, then let the world wonder how in seven freaking hells you did it.

Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Douglas Adams

Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is "never try". -Homer Simpson

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side and it holds the world together.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. They key to management is knowing which mules are which.

There are worst things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

I refuse to answer the question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. -Douglas Adams

I am free from all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. -W.C. Fields

I can resist everything except temptation. -Oscar Wilde

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. -Dale Carnegie

There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors, -Jim Morrison

Mental anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN?!

Never knock on Death's door- Ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

The worst way to miss someone, is to have them sitting right next to you & you know you can never have them.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine…

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.

The worst kind of love is the one when you want someone but you know you can’t have them.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Count your age with friends but not with years.

Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.

If you think you can, you can. And if you think you cant, you're right!

Always forgive your enemies; it annoys them so much.

"It's name is Cutemon what did you expect?" "I don't know a psycho doll with a knife?" -Sunbeam and I

Random Questions:

If a cow laughs, does milk come out its nose?

If #2 pencils are so popular, why are they still #2?

The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business. Did they see it coming?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

If the sky is the limit, then is space over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Is "cute as a button" supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Isn't it ineteresting how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

If a fork were made of gold, would it still be considered silverware?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts"? Since when has a gift NOT been free?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in the word "lisp"?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it Fed UP?

If quitters never win and winners never quit how can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons and forks. What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks!

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them!?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car it's called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship it's called CARgo?

If two wrongs don't make a right, then how come two negatives make a positive?

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Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. She was kind, caring and polite like all princesses were. She lived in a castle far away. One day, while she was picking flowers, a dragon captured her and took her to his lair that was hidden far from the kingdom. She stayed with the dragon for months. Then one day a handsome knight in shining armor came and shouted "FEAR NOT FAIR MAIDEN! I AM HERE TO RESCUE YOU FROM THIS FOUL BEAST!" 95% of girls would scream "MY HERO!" If you're one of the 5% who would say "No thanks, I'm good here" paste this onto your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile

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"We'll be friends until we're old and senile. Then we'll be new friends." If this describes you and your best friend copy and past this onto your profile.

I took a What do the YuGiOh characters think of you quiz and my results describe my personality perfectly.

Your Result

Yugi: Well, she likes to speak her mind alot. Sometimes things shouldn't have been said but she really is a great girl.
Atem: If she's had too much chocolate then a new word other then "beyond crazy" should be invented.
Ryou: I think I like her personality. She's very cute when she smiles. Even her teeth are covered in chocolate.
Bakura: She literally makes me want to get her a babysitter to watch her for me. (Because Ryou won't leave her).
Marik: I look at her as an amusement park on feet.
Yami Marik: She won't stop pointing at my hair and laughing.
Kaiba: Next Christmas I'm giving that kid a straight jacket.
Tea: We all love her very much.
Joey: I'm afraid of holding candy in my hand! If she see's me holding candy she'll bite my hand along with the candy.
Tristen: She's like a chocolate crazed cat. Loves candy bars, yet sleeps alot.
Duke: Tristen, I think the sleeping is from all of those sugar rushes.

Now to be serious

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

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2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Gay marriage

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world need more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

--Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Almost everyone knows someone with Autism.

But what is Autism?

Autism is NOT a cover up for bad parenting.

Autism is NOT some child that is a spoiled misbehaving brat.

Having Autism DOESN'T mean you're any less human than the rest of us.

Autism IS a neurological disorder that affects social functioning, organization and planning, and sensory processing.

Autism spectrum disorder (ASD) and autism are both general terms for a group of complex disorders of brain development.

Autism has a spectrum. Some kids with Autism are intellectually challenged while some are brilliant, but have little or no social skills and have trouble planning and organizing.

Remember knowledge helps lead to tolerance. Learn something about Autism, and next time before you judged the "different and challenged" kid remember that he/she is a person to with feelings, hopes, dreams, and goals.

How commons is Autism?

An estimated 1 out of 54 boys and 1 in 252 girls are diagnosed with autism in the United States. (Information from )

If you hate the discrimination against people with Autism or any other mental or neurological disorder (or syndrome). Copy and paste this and add your name to this list and add anything you know about Autism or any other disorder (or syndrome).

Skye the dragon slayer,

Now back to the random

Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
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1.My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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Signs of FanFection (Bolded are the ones I have)

1. You can't even remember how you found this site.

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3. Comments are now only heard as 'Reviews'.

4. You get confused between the 'Fiction' and the actual story line.

5. You start to become antisocial from staying in and reading.

6. You've thought about contacts... They WILL help, won't they?

7. Dying your hair a crazy colour doesn't sound AS bad now. ( My hair has highlights that are pink or sometimes a peacock blue/ teal color.)

8. You have a playlist of songs you listen to every time you write or read.

9. You'll laugh at any random time, because you just suddenly remembered a funny line from a Fic.

And the most dangerous sign of FanFection...

10. You WILL copy and paste this, but try to find a sign that doesn't apply to you while reading.

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No matter how old the fanfiction is, read it.

No matter how many reviews it already has, review it.

Even if there are no reviews, read the story if you like the summary.

If it is the worst piece of writing out there, do not flame.

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If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, A'isha Ishtar, Dakota51, loves2readandwrite, HitachiinGirl1, fairy tail and anime FTW, Skye the dragon slayer

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, A'isha Ishtar, Dakota51, loves2readandwrite, HitachiinGirl1, fairy tail and anime FTW, Skye the dragon slayer

You know you're desperate when the love of your life doesn't exist in your own dimension. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen madly in love/obsessed with an anime character. Put your penname into this and name the character in parentheses: Kaiseress (Zane Truesdale/Marufuji Ryo); AlukaKaiserin (ditto as my alter-ego XD); Rubyqueen808 (Jesse Anderson/Johan Anderson); Autumn-Angel-31 (Jim 'Crocodile' Cook); Atem's Sister Atea (Pharaoh Atem, he's SO BEYOND HOT!!); Princess Atemna(Pharaoh Atem for Atea's reason and Yusei Fudo from 5Ds); AkixYusei(Bastion Misawa/Daichi Misawa); Yugiohfan1997 (Ryou/ Yami Bakura they're super cute X3), AutumnSolstice13 (I won't even try to list them all); Kyofan101 (Kyoya Ootori/Hikaru Hitachiin), HitaAndUtaPri (Syo Kurusu/Aido Hanabusa/Takashi Morinozuka/Mitsukuni Haninozuka); fairy tail and anime FTW (Natsu dragoneel, Loki, Soul Evans, Death the Kid, and the rest is a seceret!); Skye the dragon slayer(Ryou, Yami Bakura, Marik Yami Marik Thief King Bakura, Sting, Shiro/Hichigo, and more),

YOU KNOW YOU ARE OBSESSING OVER ANIMES WHEN :

. You think about it 24/7 (Every second, every minute etc.)
. It's ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT anymore. (Seriously people, 24/7!)
. The first thing that you think about when you wake up is your fave anime show/character.
. You have dreams about your favorite anime show/characters.
. You pray that anime was real so that you could somehow (hopefully) meet up with your favorite character(s) and become their friend/bf/gf.
. You sing along to anime OPs/EDs/ theme songs. (until someone tells me to shut up)
. You download japanese songs to your iPod/MP3/Phone.
You have more than 20 japanese songs on your iPod/MP3/ Phone.
. You use japanese language in your sentences, CONSTANTLY!
. You sometimes act like an anime character during your daily life.
. You Cosplay.
. You copy their lifestyle. (Eat ramen, use chopsticks to eat, sit on the floor) (and get yelled by my mom)
. When you wish that your favorite anime was real and that you and your life were involved in it, BIG TIME!! Actually, you would be the protagonist!
. You write fanfiction about your favorite anime/ anime couples.
. You are MADLY IN LOVE with one of the anime guys/girls. (SERIOUSLY! where do i start!!!!!)
. You begin to want a bf/gf that look similar to an anime character. (Short, blond, punk awesome look, etc...)
. You dream about your anime love/crush 24/7.
. You include yourself in your fanfics, starring your favorite anime characters.
. You know you can't go 5 minutes without thinking about anime or doing something anime related. Hell, you can't even go 5 seconds!
. You devote most of your time/life to anything anime related.
. You're bedroom is covered in anime related things. (Posters, bed covers, plushies etc...) (can't find any!!)
. You create a fanclub full of people (including youself) that love a specific anime or anime character.
. You are the president of 'said' fanclub.
. You imagine your favorite anime character(s) at your school, in your classes, and basically in your life! (I do this a lot actually...)
. You day dream in class about hot anime guys/girls.
. You get distracted in class by an anime related dream.
. You create movies about your favorite anime show/character(s).
. During class, whenever your teacher's talking, all you hear is blah, blah, blah because you're so busy daydreaming about anime. When you wake up from said dream because the teacher wants you to answer a question, you're stuck because you weren't paying attention.
. Whenever you greet people, you say 'konnichiwa!' or 'Ohayo!' (At school all the time!)
. You learn the dance of famous dances and perform them. e.g 'Hare Hare Yukai' 'Lucky Star dance'

. You seem to want to try japanese food. e.g. noodles (Ramen), rice. (already did!!!!!!!)

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. (my dream!)

Copy and Paste this if you've done all of these Before!:D

1.) Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, and then remembered.

2.) When you were younger, drew the sun in the corner of the paper.

3.) When you Were Little, thought the shape of a real heart was actually " ".

4.) Closed the fridge door really slow, just to see when the lights went off.

5.) Tried to balance the light , between the ON & OFF

95 percent of girls would start bawling their eyes if Justin Bieber was about to jump off a building. 4 percent would grab a chair, grab some popcorn and scream "Jump! Jump! Jump!" 1 percent would just go up to the top of the building and push him off then say "You took to long." I am proud to be part of that 1 percent. :P

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

20 Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone!?"

9. Look right into the security camera. Use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while. Then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, Pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those god-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you love annoying people and laugh your ass off when they storm away because they're pissed off at you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you're a complete loser, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

HA! Excruciating pain does not hurt me anymore! Oh wait! It still does... OOWWWWW!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile

your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you're overly paranoid, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever completely forgotten what you were doing, put this in your profile.

If you have actually read all these 'if you's, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this into your profile.

If you fell down a flight of stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read or started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you love to see people copy and paste things like these up on their profile from yours, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

Too many people try to smoke cigarettes, if you haven't then copy this to your profile

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands, snapping your fingers or by drawing an array, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tried to perform alchemy AGAIN after failing the first time, copy and paste this onto your profile!

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and paste if you're a ninja!

If you noticed how almost all of these 'copy and paste' thingies start with 'if', copy and paste this onto your profile!