It seemed like such a good idea at the time... Now seniors Bella and Edward are faced with a life-changing event. Really, they should have just used a condom. A lesson learned. Right?

Em suggested I join Twitter to make professional contacts. Between new friends there, and the security of my diary, I may survive this move to New York./ Em said Twitter was a good place to blow off steam, but that's why I keep a journal. Bloody git.

Edward Cullen, successful business exec/playboy/all around bad boy. Bella Swan, divorced mom/graphic artist/unwilling to trust her heart to the likes of someone like Edward again. Will she give him a chance? Does he even deserve one? AH, AU ExB

Bella is an ex-nurse and a Domme. Edward is a young man whom she knew as a child and now, years later he's an abused sub in need of help and healing. Jasper is his best friend and her friend's husband. How can they piece together a life they all want?

A lonely author, a blue eyed angel, a golden mischief maker and the quintessential DILFward; mix them altogether, and what do you get? Only time will tell... AU/AH, rated M for adult content and language.