Rewriting my entire profile in progress...

Some sayings to read for fascination:

"Girls Don't Realize These Things"

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry that I was raised with enough respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door and pull out your chair like I was taught

I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry that I'm actually nice not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry that I would rather make love to you than just screw you like some random guy

I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to but never good enough to date

I'm sorry that I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different

I'm sorry that I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere but not good enough to be listened to when I need a friend

I'm sorry if I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry if I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry if you can't realize.. that I've been the one all along

I'm sorry if you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry for not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry that you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry that I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry that I told you I loved you and actually meant it

I'm sorry that I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family

I'm sorry that I cared

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there are never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe you should look up to see who you're complaining to. Maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?", because the person you are searching for is usually right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm Sorry' If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate

-When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes

-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried

-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the hell's my ceiling?"

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget about the fruit! xD

- There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it isn't a train.

- Those who say nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Weird Romantic Gal, Devilchild93, Nerowolfe, dragonstar07,KP100, Unknown by You, TigerWolf1103, owlcat92, Daydreamerwithwings, RainbowShadowLoom, greentyger1, FireIceandPoison

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this on your profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will. Which percentage are you? 5% or 95%?

95% percent of girls would cry their hearts out if Justin Beiber were to jump off a cliff. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you would be one of the 5% who would bring popcorn.

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat.

97% of people would yell "STOP!"

2% of them would cheer,

1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet.

Post this on you profile if you are that 1%...

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile

You say English, we say Japanese

You say cars, we say Nyan Cat

You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say konichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

You Say Ninja,We Say Naruto

You say Family, We say Vongola

You say notebook,We say DeathNote

You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.

Re-post if you're an Otaku and proud.

You sayJustin Bieber-I say HELL NO
You say Miley Cyrus-I say Led Zepplin
You say T-Pain-I say Slipknot
You say Kanye-I say Metallica
You say Pink-I say Iron Maiden
You say Lady Gaga-I say Disturbed
You say Hip Hop-i say shut the fuck up
You say Pop-I scream Heavy Metal!!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says..
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile...(cute but dangerous,VERY DANGEROUS!)

Please read this:
This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.
If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, LoveUntilWeBleed, FireIceandPoison,resonably happy person 4

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I was aiming for your face.
The problem with reality is that there's no background music.
Duck tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
I can't go to hell; Satan still has that restraining order.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match at kick boxing. (MY COMPUTER CHEATS!!! Lol)
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. (I wouldn't either!)
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
TEACHER: *explodes*

Quotes from Anime, Movies, Books, Etc.

"No matter how gifted, you alone cannot change the world, but that's the wonderful thing about this world."-L

"The century's greatest detective, advertised as solving every case imaginable.
How great his burden must be,
how much pain must he go through every single moment: past, present and future...
a burden so great it would leave you hunched over.
A bitter taste in your mouth that would leave you longing
for sweets." - Death Note (unsure of who said it and where)

"Doubt that the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love." -William Shakespeare act 2 of Hamlet.

"The only thing keeping me from total happiness...is reality." -Unknown

"As long as I have the power to destroy you, Cell. I am willing to sacrifice everything." -Trunks, Dragon Ball Z

"They say there's no such place...as paradise. Even if you search to the ends of the Earth, there's nothing there. No matter how far you walk, it's always the same road. It just goes on and on. But, in spite of that, why am i so driven to find it? A voice calls to me; it says...'Search for paradise'."-Kiba Wolf's Rain.

"Why? Why do humans look to the sky? Why do you try so hard to fly when you don'y have wings? We'll run on our own legs." Kiba

"You can call me what you want, I'm still taking your cake." -L

Misa: "I can't imagine a world without Light!"

"Yes, it would be quite dark." -L

"If you can't win the game, if you can't solve the puzzle...you're just another loser."-Near. (Pointer if anyone hates Near because of this comment you need smacked. Technically L won because his successors beat Kira. If they had not been taught under the teachings of L they (Near and L) would have inevitably lost but they didn't. So quit hating on Near!)

"An eye for an eye, my friend."-L

"I have two rules. First, I'm never wrong. Second, if I'm wrong...back to the first rule."-L

"There are many types of monsters in this world: Monsters who will not show themselves and who cause trouble; monsters who abduct children; monsters who devour dreams; monsters who suck blood, and monsters who always tell lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisance. They are much more cunning than other monsters. They pose as humans even though they have no understanding of the human heart. They eat even though they've never experienced hunger. They study even though they have no interest in academics. They seek friendship even if they do no know how to love. If I were to encounter such a monster, I would likely eaten by it. Because in truth...I am that monster."-L

"The bells are very loud today."-L

"Kira is childish and he hates loosing...I am also childish and hate to lose. That's how I know." -L

"Let's value our lives."-L

"He who attacks first always wins." -L

"I'm a...pervert?"-L. (Yes L watching people on camera and touching their butts is considered to be perverted. And you're suppose to be a detective? Lol, love you!)

"If you don't get serious about this...I'll kick you."-L

I hope one day I'll be irreplacable instead of expendable. -Me

"Deep in Earth my love is lying and I must weep alone." Edgar Allen Poe

Does one fear the gun or the hand that pulls the trigger? -Me

"Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect." -Ralph Emerson.

"I'm so tired of being here, supressed by all my childish fears..." Evanescence.

"You don't have to like me anymore..."- Pink.

"God give me courage to show you, you are not alone!" -Christine, Phantom of the Opera.

I am allergic to stupidity so I break out in Sarcasm.

I'm not shy, I'm simply holding back my awesomness so I don't intimidate you.

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

"You walk the halls and fight back tears. It hasn't changed a day in years and it just seems like nobody cares so you keep walking. You go to lunch and all you see are the ones who've caused your misery. It's funny how a room so full can feel so empty. You don't understand what you did to be treated like you're unwanted." -"No One's Ever Told You" by Molly Kate Kestner.

Life is too short to tell me no. -My motto when people say I can't or I'm not allowed. It so works.

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in mangas and animes are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Me, iSnowX3, Lunaloonylovegood(Triple L),Ichino,ninja kitty whiskers, ShellyCullen, xAmuIkuto, Chaillot, MailJeevasVGFTW, FireIceandPoison,

Say No to Prop 8!! (for those of you who dont' know it's against gay marriage)

1) Being gay is not natural.
And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts...

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay.
In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall(Note sarcasm, shortest people among our friends, folks, and not gettin' any taller!).

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior.
People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all;
Hence why women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed;
And we can’t let the sanctity of Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children.
So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our population isn’t out of control, our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children,
Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion.
In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America(Did I miss the lesson where Jesus says He hates gays?).

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home.
Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children(Like, say, my brother and his kids).

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms.
Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans, oh, and the lack of being controlled by a king! Can't forget that one.

Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage.