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I find discribing myself in a profile absolutely no one will read, very useless. Either way I'll do it.
My name is Maria, but you can call me Mary or Lach (don't ask, it's just a nickname my bff gave me) I hate school. I love reading, writing, singing and dancing 8I suck at the last 2) I don't have many friends. I don't believe in real teenage love, I want to be a filmmaker. I'm 15. I'm from Buenos Aires, Argentina. I kindda hate my country. I speak english, spanish, italian and very fluent sarcasm. I'm a nice person, and I am a great friend but if you mess with me or anyone I love I can be a huge mean bitch. I'm very protective fo the people I love. I'm a gleek. I love Gossip Girl, and I'm really sad it ended. I love comedy. I love police shows. I love Dr. House, but who doesn't? I love musicals. I love Audrey Hepburn. I love Lady Gaga, I'm a huge Little Monster since the very begging. I've seen her live in the Born This Way Ball on 11-16-12. The best night of my life. I'm gay friendly. I'm against any kind of bulling, mainly because I've been bullied and it's not something I wish to anyone. Not even the ones who did it to me. I'm against haters, I get that sometimes it's a joke but I find people who enjoy sending hate to different celebrities and fanbases, very stupid.
Favourite show: Gossip Girl and Glee. I refuse to choose one.
Favourite actrees: Audrey Hepburn.
Favourite actor: Hugh Laurie.
Favourite singer/band: Lady Gaga and Adele. Also I'm in love with Celine Dion. I've been for the last 13 years.
Favourite movie: Breakfast at Tiffany's.
Favourite Musical: Grease.
Favourite book: Pride and Prejudice.
Favourite place in the whole world: New York City. I dream of living there after graduation.
Favourite song: Skyfall by Adele. Government Hooker by Gaga. Skyscraper by Demi Lovato. Born this way by Gaga. Those are the one I've been listening non-stop for the last couple of weeks, but I wouldn't say I have a favourite.
Favourite quote: "Nothing is impossible, the word itself says I'M POSSIBLE" Audrey Hepburn. "Bulling is for losers" Lady Gaga. "Some women choose to follow men. Some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go remember your carreer will never wake up and tell you it doesn't love you anymore" Lady Gaga.
Well, if you read this: 1) I appreciate you're interested in myself. 2) check my stories below.
xoxo,
M

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You're Just Blurry by juice pouches and rocky reviews
She isn't sure how it happened, really. One minute they had been out for a nice evening somewhere upscale and fancy and totally unlike them, and the next minute Beca was in the back of an ambulance, holding his hand as the paramedics warned her that his final moments "could be tonight." Beca/Jesse. Incomplete.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,343 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Beca M., Jesse
Halfway There by ingeniousmacabre reviews
From Kansas to Simple Minds, love is complicated. Especially between a nerd and the girl with the earspike. (And she doesn't even wear glasses.) Follow Beca and Jesse as they stack, sort, and fix their feelings for each other at the station, and everywhere else. An extended look at the events in the movie, featuring most other characters. Canon heavy. Rated T for serious language.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 86,165 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - [Beca M., Jesse] Aubrey P., Fat Amy - Complete
Killing Me Softly by Hate Finding Usernames reviews
A year after finals, things were going well for Jesse and Beca - until tragedy strikes. Unable to cope, Beca goes into a tail spin and abandons Jesse and the Bella's for sunny LA. But fate won't quit on her so easily - with the Bella's in serious trouble, can Beca summon the strength to face the past she's tried so hard to run from?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,753 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Pages Upon Pages by thefantasmickah reviews
Aubrey seethed. The fact that she sat at the same table, if possible, and drank the same drink, and gave him the same look of slight exasperation when he slid across from her every time, should be an indication that she was expecting him to be there.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Aubrey P., Luke - Complete
i'm singing this song for you by stopthenrewind reviews
Beca hates a lot of things about Jesse Swanson. (Except maybe she doesn't, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,752 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
RED
Rachel's vision of her feeling for Finn before and after the train station. It's a song-fic based on RED by Taylor Swift. ONE-SHOT
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete