Hello world! This is the amazing Percy Jackson! I have decided that instead of zoning out when my girlfriend Annabeth pops out her unlimited amount of random facts, that I would turn them into the world's greatest fact book! A random fact book. A bunch of one-shots based on random facts.

You've probably heard of the term 'friends with benefits.' Ever heard of the term 'friends with deficits? When Percy is put into a money crisis and is kicked out of his college dorm, his choice is to either drop out of college for the year, or find a friend to stay with. Desperate, he ends up with his best friend Annabeth. Too bad they're opposites living in the same house.