![]() Author has written 1 story for Web Shows, and Pokémon. Gender: Male Age: I am not telling you that. Name: Neither with that. Okay so I live in Florida. I love Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh( all of them by the way), and Bakugan. Just got into the Pokémon card game and love it. Oh and did I mention I beat Pokémon Y 2 days after I got it! Okay so I plan on writing stories for black and white, and the sequel to it, also x and y. You must review my stories or I shall destroy them. I also want to complain to game freak. Why won't you make games that are hard to beat. I have beaten everyone of my pokemon games. Well for now that's all folks Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back. It shot with a great crack, Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold. But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, And all because he got the gun from his older brother. Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister that she is the only one now. And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now. And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best. Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest. Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class. And never to forget this and please don't let this pass ,Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. A girl can't eat sugar. People call her anorexic. No one knows that she has diabetes, and HAS to eat healthier so she doesn't get seriously sick. An 18 year old girl hugs her little sister, and gives her a kiss on the forehead. People call her a lesbian. No one knows that her little sister is the only family she has left. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 90% of you won't, and 95% of you won't add anything. See that girl you just called fat? She's overdosing on diet pills. See that boy you just tripped? He gets abused enough at home. You that girl you called ugly? She spends hours putting on makeup, hoping someone will love her. See that girl you just called a lesbian because she hugged her sister? That little girl is all she has left. You see that girl that you called anorexic? She's been diabetic since she was one. You see that old man you with all the scars? He sacrificed himself for his buddy in a war, so that he could go home to his newborn baby. You see that boy crying? His mother is dying. You see that girl sitting alone? She's considering suicide. The most important question: Can you see what you're doing to these people and what they've been through? Copy and paste this if your against bullying and stereotyping. I know that 90% of you won't, and that at least 40% of you are causing such troubles for these people. Hopefully, you 10% who have a heart and a backbone will repost, because otherwise, you are no better than those heartless jerks who are causing four teenage suicides and suicide attempts a day. My name is Tiffany If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to be a ninja, copy and past this onto your profile. If you've ever run into a doorway that you clearly could've dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile! If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) put this on your profile.. If you're paranoid, copy this to your profile/signature! If you've ever had a dream about an anime/book/video game, etc. character, copy this onto your profile. If you have called any of your friends insane, put this in your profile. If any of your friends have called you insane, put this in your profile If you are OBSESSED with Pokemon, copy this onto your profile as a fellow Poke-Freak A true Pokemon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to to shout it out to the world. A true Pokemon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokemon holds. And you'll love Pokemon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokemon fan, then copy this onto your profile! Help Pokemon rule the world!! Copy this onto your profile! If you want Pokemon Ranger to have its own animated series, then copy and paste this into your profile! This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny) Ten Facts About You: 1.You're reading this 2.You're realizing that's a stupid fact 4.You didn't notice I skipped three 5.You're checking now 6.You're smiling 7. You're still reading my profile 9.You didn't realize I skipped eight 10.You're checking again. 11You are enjoying this 12.You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts Copy and paste this to your profile. That will always make somebodies day. =D (I can't believe that I actually fell for this...) All I can say is read it. Wanna kill yourself? Imagine this. You come home from school one day. You’ve had yet another horrible day. You’re just ready to give up. So you go to your room, close the door, and take out that suicide note you’ve written and rewritten over and over and over. You take out those razor blades, and cut for the very last time. You grab that bottle of pills and take them all. Laying down, holding the letter to your chest, you close your eyes for the very last time. A few hours later, your little brother knocks on your door to come tell you dinners ready. You don’t answer, so he walks in. All he sees is you laying on your bed, so he thinks you’re asleep. He tells your mom this. Your mom goes to your room to wake you up. She notices something is odd. She grabs the paper in your hand and reads it. Sobbing, she tries to wake you up. She’s screaming your name. Your brother, so confused, runs to go tell Dad that “Mommy is crying and sissy won’t wake up.” Your dad runs to your room. He looks at your mom, crying, holding the letter to her chest, sitting next to your lifeless body. It hits him, what’s going on, and he screams. He screams and throws something at the wall. And then, falling to his knees, he starts to cry. Your mom crawls over to him, and they sit there, holding each other, crying. The next day at school, there’s an announcement. The principal tells everyone about your suicide. It takes a few seconds for it to sink in, and once it does, everyone goes silent. Everyone blames themselves. Your teachers think they were too hard on you. Those mean popular girls, they think of all the things they’ve said to you. That boy that used to tease you and call you names, he can’t help but hate himself for never telling you how beautiful you really are. Your ex boyfriend, the one that you told everything to, that broke up with you.. He can’t handle it. He breaks down and starts crying, and runs out of the school. Your friends? They’re sobbing too, wondering how they could never see that anything was wrong, wishing they could have helped you before it was too late. And your best friend? She’s in shock. She can’t believe it. She knew what you were going through, but she never thought it would get that bad… Bad enough for you to end it. She can’t cry, she can’t feel anything. She stands up, walks out of the classroom, and just sinks to the floor. Shaking, screaming, but no tears coming out. It’s a few days later, at your funeral. The whole town came. Everyone knew you, that girl with the bright smile and bubbly personality. The one that was always there for them, the shoulder to cry on. Lots of people talk about all the good memories they had with you, there were a lot. Everyone’s crying, your little brother still doesn’t know you killed yourself, he’s too young. Your parents just said you died. It hurts him, a lot. You were his big sister, you were supposed to always be there for him. Your best friend, she stays strong through the entire service, but as soon as they start lowering your casket into the ground, she just loses it. She cries and cries and doesn’t stop for days. It’s two years later. The whole school talks to a counselor/therapist at least once a week. Your teachers all quit their job. Those mean girls have eating disorders now. That boy that used to tease you cuts himself. Your ex boyfriend doesn’t know how to love anymore and just sleeps around with girls. Your friends all go into depression. Your best friend? She tried to kill herself. She didn’t succeed like you did, but she tried…your brother? He finally found out the truth about your death. He self harms, he cries at night, he does exactly what you did for years leading up to your suicide. Your parents? Their marriage fell apart. Your dad became a workaholic to distract himself from your death. Your mom got diagnosed with depression and just lays in bed all day. People care. You may not think so, but they do. Your choices don’t just effect you. They effect everyone. Don’t end your life, you have so much to live for. Things can’t get better if you give up. I’m here for absolutely anyone that needs to talk, no matter who you are. Even if we’ve NEVER talked before, I’m here for you. Copy and paste this onto your profile to show people there are people out there that care. Bold the ones that apply to you. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. Pokémon Apocalypse Team In the midst of a zombie apocalypse, these are the Pokémon that make up your party! Bold the ones that in your team! First initial: Last initial: Color of shirt: Eye color: Month of birth: Middle Initial: N - Ninetales O - Omastar P - Pidgeot Q - Quagsire R - Rampardos S - Scizor T - Torkoal U - Ursaring V - Vaporeon W - Wobbuffet X - Xatu (Hey either that or xerneas and I'm not big on legendary pokemon) Y - Yanmega Z - Zoroark Verdict: Excadrill - That's my get away. In other words, all things considered, my team is Op to the max. Top 5 fanfics I've ever read: 5. Pokémon Gray by Blu Rose: It can be very mary-sue-ish. But above all a very good and creative story. 4. The World Trilogy by Xarhaa: Its very creative, uses much of the mystical feelings from the first civ. part of the AC series. Plus its the only good ac fancition trilogy I have read. 3. Unova Mansion by Dark Ampithere: It was a very good and creative story that really makes you look at every little hint.: The plot was one I'd never seen before and just an overall awesome story. 2. The betrayed champion by Itssupereffective: Do I need to say anything?! This is one of the best betrayed fics I have ever read. And probably one of the only few good ones at that. He deserves a lot of props for making such a great story that grabs you and pulls you in! And katana is also looking great! 1. All the fanfics written by Gerbilftw: Seriously? Does anything need to be said here? The guy is a LEGEND in my book and is an amazing writer. There are a solemn few that are close to being good to gerbils. And maybe one that are as good as his (cough cough betrayed champ cough cough). I only wish I could be half as good as that guy and my readers should check his stories out. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murdered girl chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. THEY HURT HER I posted this because I was scared of what would happen if I didn't. Even if it's a sad story. I'm scared whenever I go to sleep after reading this. That Carmen will kill me. And I'm even more terrified about the shower (It has nothing to do with a not true fear of showers and falling on the toilet and doing brain damage to my head). Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy.I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile Here is something I wrote myself. Please copy and paste to your profile if you almost cried or punched a wall after watching the video or reading this. This is based off of a cruel video one of my old teacher's found. I don't have the video, but I know that fucking bitch put it on a site like youtube. So please, if you find it, know why I wrote this. I looked up at the woman. I didn't know her name, or where I was. But I was in a box with my brothers and my one sister. They looked a lot like me, I think. The woman looked at me with her red hoodie on, she grabbed one of my brothers out of the box, and threw him. I was scared as I heard a splash. One by one my brothers were thrown into whatever made those splashes. I feared the worse, we were only a few months old. I heard her laugh, laugh at the cruel thing she did to my brothers. Soon it was me and my sister, I was scared not for me, but for her. She was the youngest, born last out of all of us puppies. But I wasn't thrown next. My poor sister met the same unknown fate as our brothers. I was next. I prayed in my mind that whatever happens, we all survive. She grabbed me by the scruff of my neck. I looked out to where she threw my siblings. The river. Raging rapids and large stones. I knew it, I was going to die. Like my brothers and sister. I had the most fear I ever felt in my short life as I collided harshly with the water. I couldn't swim, and I was carried off by the rapids. I crashed into large stones, and it hurt me so much. I couldn't breath, and in few minutes I stopped breathing. I didn't move my body. I never did again, like my brothers and little sister, I died that day. Please share this if you are against people like that heartless Bitch who ended our lives. Please share this and do what you can to stop things like this from happening. Find people like this bitch, and torture them. Make them pay for there heartless crimes. Please, stop animal abuse. Froakie rant's Ok now that all this sad stuff is out of the way, I have some things to rant about. First subject, Assassin's Creed fans. I am absolutely tired of these guys just bitching about this series! "Connor is so boring" "AC3 Sucked" "Ezio's games were better" "WTF? This is Assassin's Creed, not Pirate's Creed!" "WTF? This is Assassin's Creed not Templar's Creed!" Get the idea? It just annoys me because all those things were probably said by Ezio fanboys! I love Ezio myself, but for his own reasons. And let's face it, as good as his games were, he wasn't even an Assassin in 2. He was just the generic smartass hero with anger and revenge problems! And I know the whole, not an Assassin in 2 will be a stupid and invalid arguement once we get to 4. But still, in 2 and considerably Brotherhood, all Ezio did was kill the generic, power hungry bad guys! Now, on to 3. If you know me then you know Greninja does reviews. And one of these being 3. 3 was a great game in my opinion, hell I'm still replaying the story. I just think Haytham deserved more than a tutorial, he's such a badass! Erm...back to the rant. Connor is a naive young man who loses his mother at 4. Now remember he lost her in a fire, and young Connor saw her die. Now I know Ezio lost his father and brothers, but after a while he seems unaffected. While Connor stays sort of, Emotionless. Now I know that's why you guys complain. But it's obvious you italian boopady boping fanboys have no brains. Now if you lost your loved ones in a fire when you were young, where you were so close to saving them but couldn't. To top it off someone earlier told you how pathetic you were and they practically made them selves like the culprit, would you be a little emotionless? Dealing with a loss is always hard, and not everyone will act the same way. And to top off this part of the sundae, the Templars aren't your generic bad guys. They truly believe they are right, and they aren't power hungry bad guys. So this makes Connor believe that a truce could be possible. And through all this, Connor grows from naive boy, to a man who knows that not always will he succeed. Yet Ezio fanboys will only see a boring guy who isn't an italian generic smartass. And Desmond gets the most badass present day missions. What does he get from Ezio? A training course with hallucinations, a smelly underground cavern that is sort of underwelming in my opinion, and a failed first person parkour thing. Now I'm going to leave the topic of 3. Ok, on to 4. Oh man this will be fun. Ac4: I'm on a boat, is a game that follows the pirate Edward Kenway. On his quest for fortune and fame. Edward is NOT an assassin, but wear's the robes of an assassin after certain incidents. This game is a prequel to 3s' history events, but a sequel to it's present day. Now the present day certainly lacks in areas. No parkour, I no like pls. And first person, didn't learn did ya Ubisoft? But it does good by allowing us too hack computers with minigames, who likes frogger? And it delves into the current Assassin vs Templars while giving us lessons on our own history. Ofc the past is where it's at. Now I love the ship battles, it's fun and exciting. Ofc we get complaints about not being a true Assassin. Just cause you put on a hooded outfit and kill bad guys, it doesn't make you an assassin. *Looks at 2* Ofc it does some things right, it refined the naval combat of 3 (crap forgot about that) something I loved so much. It also gave us the freedom to customize our own ship, as well as choose which outfit our pirate should wear. This is great because it's another way for us to express ourselves. Ofc all games have flaws. First is boarding, I stay on the swivel guns as much as I can. Because combat is extremely glitchy, enemies will spawn randomly, your crew will attack you. Sh*t like that. Now parkour can be a mess at times too. If you want Edward to go one way, he might just go the other way just to fudge with ya. And Edward himself is a greedy bastard. In the span of this game he is obsessed with getting rich, not giving a f*ck who he hurst, Of course in the middle of this he is caught in assassin and templar affairs. And in the end, he joins the brotherhood. Now this tells us that Edward is a pirate turned assassin who thought he was doing what was right. Again, different, but not Ezio. Ubisoft knew this so they threw in a mission where Edward sounded italian for literraly a few seconds. Finally, Rogue and Unity. Let's tackle these together shall we? Rogue is the story of Shay Motherf*ckin' Cormac. (Can we make that a thing?)An Assassin turned Templar. After triggering an Earthquake, killing thousands of innocents, Shay turns to the Templars afte escaping death, and Achilles. The Templars (lead by Haytham) are righteous dudes that want peace. Shay joins, instincts telling him that the Templars speak true. But Cormac has to face his former brothers, and this helps you feel connected to the guy who was first represented as a cold-hearted killer. Ship combat was changed with different tools like burning oil. And customization took a huge step. Giving us things like, Jackdaw and Aquila stuff. Why didn't we get those cool sails in 4? The Jackdaw didn't even have her own sails! Again, the bad. The legendary battles, specifically the Epic one, are annoying. But the prize to me is worth it. Now Shay is obviously different, getting hate for not being an italian badass. But he's still a good character. And now...Assassin's Creed: Next Gen. Unity tells the story of Arno. A motha f*cka who plays by his own rules to kill the generic badguys. While an assassin, Arno's revenge clouds his judgement. Hell it ain't even about his dad! Just the templar grand master... do you guys see the similarity between Arno and boobady bop? Yeah, they are too focused on revenge to care about the creed. Yet Ezio is loved. Because he got 3 games. He made the series! But Connor, and the rest didn't kill it! Arno is portraied as bland. But he's a lot like Ezio. He just doesn't boobady bop. Now Ezio has gotten a lot of sh*t. But that doesn't mean he sucks. He's great for being a wise smartass. That's the point I'm trying to make! These characters are great for there own reasons. If you guys would open your eyes you would see that! Now thats my opinion. What's yours? Pm me about what you think. |
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