Five years isn't very long. But when secrets and lies play a part... bonds are tested and friends find that bad habits never die. Sequel to Hot Girls and Fast Cars. Mostly AU.

To put it briefly, in only a matter of about twenty minutes, I became a slave to the Devil, an apprentice to the detached and heartless but skillful Neji Hyuuga, friends with a crew of unlikely assassins and a student to a high school where it all unknowingly exists. This is not the reality that I wanted.