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Joined 10-25-13, id: 5261056, Profile Updated: 01-21-15

Note: If you see a guest reviewer by the name of "Cephalopod", there's a fair chance it was me before I got an account here.

Also it should be taken into perspective that I will only review when I feel there is something to say, nothing more nothing less.


Friedrich Nietzsche

Whoever fights monsters should see to it that he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into the abyss the abyss will gaze back into you.

The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.

All things are subject to interpretation whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth.

Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the best of even their blunders.

Fear is the mother of mortality.

It is always consoling to think of suicide: in that way one gets through many a bad night.

Whoever despises himself nonetheless respects himself as one who despises.

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion.

Of all that is written, I love only what a person has written with his own blood.

Although the most acute judges of the witches and even the witches themselves, were convinced of the guilt of witchery, the guilt nevertheless was non-existent. It is thus with all guilt.


If there were no God it'd be necessary to invent him. -Voltaire

It's better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for someone you aren't. -Bette Davis

Abandon your youth for beauty is truth, It's just harder to swallow. -Hypnogaja

There are two things a person should never be angry at, what they can help, and what they cannot. -Plato

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. -Albert Einstein


P.S.- I tend to be a bit of a fuck up when it comes to most social situations; please dont hold it against me I probably don't mean anything by it. I have managed to offend authors I have much respect towards with my blunders unfortunately.

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Continuing the Cycle by Phantom Feline reviews
POLL RESULT; PROFILE Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Dark Themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 133,617 - Reviews: 2341 - Favs: 4,668 - Follows: 5,376 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P.
Fate be Changed by Araceil reviews
PART 2: She slayed the dragon, reclaimed the Mountain, birthed a forest, and won a war. But that was just the beginning. The past has a funny way of coming back to haunt you. Horcruxes and Dark Lords and quests to destroy them both, this time though, she's not alone. She has a Fellowship at her side.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 150,539 - Reviews: 3533 - Favs: 5,315 - Follows: 5,364 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Harry P., Thorin, Bilbo B.
Hold on to your heart by black.k.kat reviews
Redemption is never easy to find, but now that Orochimaru has picked a different path, he won't walk it alone. Part three of A Snake Among the Leaves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,352 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 168 - Published: 2/26/2015 - [Orochimaru, Jiraiya] Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
The sweetest of words by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Orochimaru has debts to settle and plans to set in motion. Second chances are rare enough; he's hardly about to waste this one. Part two of A Snake Among the Leaves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,513 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 166 - Published: 1/12/2015 - [Orochimaru, Jiraiya] [Kakashi H., Obito U.] - Complete
Hardest of hearts by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Orochimaru gets one more chance. Just maybe, it will be enough to save him—and the entire world as well. Part one of A Snake Among the Leaves. JiraOro.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,432 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 280 - Published: 8/14/2014 - [Orochimaru, Jiraiya] Minato N., Obito U. - Complete
Winter of the Willows by ForeverFalling86 reviews
A disturbance is detected in the world of the living and when sent to investigate Hitsugaya is once again dragged into the wizarding world and finds himself enlisted to fight a war that is not his own. This time the Dementors are the least of his problems
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,182 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 2/26/2010
Pulse by parakiting reviews
When he's really drunk, a ghost twists out of thin air and calls himself Harry. "I would tell you sobering up helps you live longer, but that would be boring."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 186 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
We Must be Killers by taco's bell reviews
Although he finds the ninja unsettling, he smiles. /In which Harry is not interesting enough to attract the attention of anyone, but does anyways./
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Guilt by deerlypadfoot reviews
"Some people run from their guilt and shed their conscience until there's no conscious left at all. But I run towards my guilt. I feed off of it; I need it. For me, guilt is one of the few lanterns that still lights my way." Guilt is the last thing Peter has left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Peter P. - Complete
The Only Traitor by deerlypadfoot reviews
"I never thought I'd die from poison," Remus mutters into the dusk. "And I certainly never thought it would be from you." It is here that Sirius deceives Remus, with three drops of Veritaserum, into telling him the truth he does not expect, but yet, always has. A truth they've both always known but yet never have at all. And it's lethal. A Wolfstar fic written for SilverOwlMalfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 3116 - Favs: 8,498 - Follows: 4,055 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Paradise Lost by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,214 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 5,589 - Follows: 6,120 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Gender Issues by Pineapple Pen reviews
In which Xanxus finally tries to prove how much of a woman Squalo could actually be.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
The Dead of Winter by ForeverFalling86 reviews
Hitsugaya is sent to watch over Hogwarts to protect the living's souls from the Dementors while they search for Sirius Black and to learn about the soul eating creatures. But things don't go according to plan.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,206 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
Babylon by faithunbreakable reviews
Tom is a part of Harry and Harry lives inside Tom. Insanity, gore and death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Bat on the Hand by Student of Dreams reviews
Joker can't sleep, so he has a conversation with a bat-shaped sock. Kinda slash, if you want to look at it that way.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2009 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 324 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Dull Erestor by wednesday hunter reviews
‘Dull Erestor’ has finally had enough. Crossover: LotrHp. mentions of self harm and abuse. ONE SHOT drabbleish
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Harry P., Erestor - Complete