Okay, so I got dragged into this by a very good friend of mine. She's awesome and I love her to death for introducing me to this awesome site. I have proved myself a liar when I said I wouldn't be writing at all but I will absolutely read stuff here too, as reading and writing make up the entirety of my life.

15 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".
7. Don't use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

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Fav Quotes:

-Yeah, I love being shoved in a sack and tossed through a magic portal! -Jack Frost

-And when I promise something, I never ever break that promise! -Rapunzel

-You just gestured to all of me! -Hiccup

-Some people are like slinkies, they're really good for nothing... but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs!

- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let Life wonder how you did it.

- Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

- Stars can't shine without darkness.

- I may not be perfect, but I'm always me.

- Seeing isn't believing.

- I'd take a bullet for you. Not in the head, like in the leg or something.

- Worst. Idea. Ever. [pause] Let's do it.

- People who investigate noises in horror movies deserve to die.

- It's better to have loved and lost than to live with the psycho for the rest of your life.

- I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.

- My best friend's problems, are my problems.

- I'm not easily distr. . .OMG! SHINY!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes are amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

#-(._.-) A waffle for you,

(-._.)-# A waffle for her,

(-.#.-) A waffle for me,

-(;u;)- No waffle for you.

I find that the more I'm on here, the shorter my profile gets, and the more I cringe at what past me decided to do. Go me.