I'm 15, love Tokio Hotel, Kingdom Hearts, Assassin's Creed, WoW, technology, video games, music, anime, manga, etc. I love writing stories and I take requests .

TOKIO HOTEL:
Live it!
Breathe it!
Want it!
Need it!
Preach it!
LOVE it!

It takes a minute to like their looks,
It takes a song to like their music,
It takes an hour to fall in love with them,
It takes a day to become obsessed with them,
But it takes a lifetime to forget them

Copy this on your channel if you're a TH fan
We waited for infinity,
We screamed 'til we felt it,
We were ready when it was time to run,
We ran through the monsoon,
We got closer to the edge,
We didn't jump,
We broke away,
We're the forgotten children,
We're gonna live on if it is our final day,
We're gonna die when love is dead,
You came to rescue us,
You're always forever sacred to us,
And even if you're a thousand sea's far,
We'll raise our hands for you

God made coke, God made pepsi
God made Bill so damn sexy.

I pledge allegiance to the music,
of sexy Germans of Tokio Hotel.
and to the republic for which Bill's hair stands.
one six-pack,
under Tom's XXXL shirt.
with Jumbie and skittles for all

92% of American Teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8% who would laugh there asses off.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98% of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Paste this into your profile if you’re a procrastination addict.

If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve read other people’s profiles to copy and paste things, paste this into your profile.

If you’re anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and past this into your profile.

If you ever listened to the same song for six hours straight, put this on your profile.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, sit in your parked car with Sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars then see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom, don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout “AMEN!”.

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks and once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuana'.

7. Finish all your sentences with ‘In accordance with the Prophecy’.

9. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a 'diet water' whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-thru order is ‘To Go’.

12. Sing along at the Opera.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you have a headache.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, Scream ’I won! I won!’

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling ‘Run for your lives! They’re loose!’

19. Tell your children over dinner, ’Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.’

Female Come-Backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put u and i together
Woman: Really, I’d put f and u together

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” – and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8)SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.

They say “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don’t think you’d kill too many people

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door or liking Justin Beiber and One Direction's music...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If you’re going to criticize someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering ‘Where the heck is my roof?’

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

“Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?” – Paris Hilton.

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

I’m the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.