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Joined 10-26-13, id: 5264791, Profile Updated: 11-27-13

Name: Clary

Gender: Female

Age: 16

Birthday: Feb. 22

Occupation: Highschool.

Hair: Black (Though I like to say ivory).

Eyes: Dark blue.

Skin: Freakishly pale.

Height: 5'3

Hobbies: drawing, singing, dancing, writing, reading, watching anime, playing video games, playing volleyball, swimming, and most importantly FANGIRLING.

Favorite Color(s): Purple and other dark colors.

List of accomplishments: Drivers License, Top twenty in my class, I have amazing friends, I've been to 10 foreign countries, and I am finally over 5'2.

List of accomplishments I hope to achieve: Publish my works. Get into a good college. Maintain my class rank. Become fluent in French. Travel the world. Learn as many foreign languages as possible.

Something interesting about me: I hate ice cream. I can just imagine the looks of disgust on your faces right now. *sigh* Priceless.

Things I will never do: Eat any condiment by it's self. Have a pet cat.

Things I wish I could do: Skydive. Visit Japan.

Fav animes: Fruits Basket, Bleach, Rosario Vampire, Ouran High School Host Club, Soul Eater, Inuyasha, Death Note, Naruto, FMA, Angel Beats!, Clannad, Deadman Wonderland, Hetalia, Black Butler

Fav shows: Supernatural, Criminal Minds, The Walking Dead, The Vampire Diaries, Teen Wolf, Pretty Little Liars, How I Met Your Mother, Arrow, Friends, and The Originals

Fav games: Final Fantasy, The Sims, Assassins Creed, Red Dead Redemption, Guitar Hero 2, Resident Evil, Portal, Kingdom Hearts, Call of Duty Modern Warfare, and Halo

Fav music: My Chemical Romance, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Green Day, Queen, Pink Floyd, The Eagles, Evanescence, Nickelback and Lifehouse

Writing: You're probably going to see a LOT of Ouran fics when I actually get around to writing. It's my current obsession so just be warned.

-Works in Progress:-

Autumn Leaves- Ouran Haruhix?

Double Cherry- Ouran OCx? OCx?

A Not So Christmasy Carol- Ouran Tamaki

Your Not So Typical Love Story- Harry Potter Sirius Black X Lily Evans X James Potter

The Ouran Hostess Club- Ouran (I know... overused concept.. which is probably why I won't post it... however, I shall continue writing it for my own amusement.)

Untilted- Ouran HaruhixKyoya

Inexplicable- Fruits Basket TohruxKyo

(Yeah, as illustrated above I start a lot of stories at once.. once an idea hits me I have to write it down before I forget. Hopefully one of these will progress far enough for me to publish it. Until then, enjoy this list I guess.)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 .
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
.I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (actually people are more likely to cry out of frustration then sadness.)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

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One of the Boys (Ouran Fanfiction) by kaiichann reviews
"Do you realize what's happened, Hikaru? Until now, there were only two groups of people; us and everyone else. But for the first time, someone has crossed into our world." Haruhi and her best friend Kai just started at Ouran! There they will find friendship,adventure, and perhaps love? COMPLETE. (Author is going through and correcting mistakes. Content may be changed)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,630 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/14/2017 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H., OC - Complete
Just Call it Intuition by Calloniel reviews
"When Yuki, an orphan with a tragic past, knocks over a priceless valuable, she ends up indebted to the Host Club! Oh, what will they do with her?" Isn't that how it's suppose to go? Well, I definitely broke something expensive, but it was on purpose. Maybe I should summarize it like this - a nutcase American decides to shake things up at Ouran Academy. How's that sound? OC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,260 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 2/23/2016 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Haruhi F., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
The OHC by The Obsidian Angel reviews
A darker more corrupt Ouran High. The same characters. Plus drugs, sex, alcohol, scandal, and pairings galore. Who can stay clean amongst the chaos? NEW CHAPTER: Tamaki and Kyouya meet up to talk out their issues, but actions speak louder than words. Especially where Mommy and Daddy are concerned.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 220,308 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
Creatures of Darkness by acrazyninjapirate reviews
Haruhi has a secret. She's been hiding this secret for about 200 years. What will the hosts do when they find out their beloved Haruhi was never that beloved? Pairings will be determined later.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,109 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Haruhi F.
Books, Bullets, Devils by Sirana reviews
Senka Miyazaki: the new girl at Ouran. She's quite anti-social with only one friend in the whole school: Kimi Kanagawa. When Kimi pushes Senka into going to the Host Club's Christmas ball, two twin devils volunteer to teach the girl how to dance. With hatred for these demons, Senka just wants to get the experience over with or will she feel differently later? (HikaruxOC)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,278 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete