Hi, I currently have one story, Don't mind my Pen Name, my favorite character was Russia when I made it. Now I'm a crazy Iggy-fangirl, I mean really, I have the Plushie and everything!

STORYS I WROTE

Hetalian School

In Progress

Update every week

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Food:Chocolate, Pizza, Spaghetti, pie

Music: Most Hetalia Music, Chirstina Perri, Train, Celtic Music

Favorite Anime: Fairy Tail, Hetalia

Books: Warriors, Hunger Games, the Uglies Series

Pairings of Heatalia: UKUS, Giripan, PruHun, Rochu, Gerita, SuFin

Parings of Fairy Tail: LucyXNatsu, GrayXJuvia, ErxaXGerard(Jellal)

Paring of Hunger Games: PetaXKatniss

Parings of Warriors: FireXSand, DoveXFox, LionXCinder

Favorite word: Derp.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm (part) POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I almost have straight-A's)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm (part) GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm (part) POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I watch ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm (part) WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm (part) SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm (part ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bitch.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

I'm HOMESCHOOLED, so I MUST have no life or friends. (no, but I will be cyber schooled next year, it's not quite the same thing!)

I'm on a TEAM, so I MUST hate everyone that's not.

If you also hate stereotypes, repost this on your page! (Bold the Ones you are)

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!

If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom. NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, DeiDei-kunsgirl, purplenekomata, The Crazy Evil Minish Neko, Reishii-Chan, Midami Uchiha of the sand, MewZeairu, SunflowerInTheSnow

1. England
2. Germany
3. France
4. America
5. Canada
6. Russia
7. Japan
8. N.Italy
9. Prussia
10. China

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

China and Canada? No, I don't believe I have

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

No. *Frances shows up at door and I slam door in Frances face*

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Russia! Why would you get England pregnant. Jeez! You just want everyone to become one with you!

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Yes, yes I do.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Germany and Japan, they're alright, Gerita is better though

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

I don't know. America and Prussia maybe?

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in bed together?

What!? No! Poor Italy... But Japan would probably still take pictures... and meet up with Hungary later...

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Germany and Russia haven't ever really been on good terms. What will happen when a tragic disaster befalls both of them?

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

I haven't read any, but I guess there could be...

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

You're not forgotten by me

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Hmmm... Seducing a tsundere is hard. America would probably just be himself, or maybe try England's cooking

12. Does anyone of your friends list read seven/nine slash?

Not that I know of...

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you choose?

I honesty have no idea what-so-ever... Um.. Kung foo fighting. Just because I can't think of anything else...

14. If nine was cheated on by two with five, what would nine say?

CANADA?!?! Prussia would be like, whatever, I'm too awesome for you anyway, then go pout somewhere

15. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (2) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then ends up being stalked by (9). After hiring (10) to kill the creep, (1) follows the wise advice of (3) and moves next door to (5), where (s)he finally finds true love with (8).”

"England and Japan are in a happy relationship until Japan runs off with America. England, brokenhearted has a one night stand with Germany and a brief unhappy affair with Russia, then ends up being stalked by Prussia. After hiring China to kill the creep, England follows the advice of France and moves next door to Canada, where he finally finds true love with North Italy."

Um, wow England... Just a question, why would you follow the advice of France?

Yet, all of this makes some sense... For example, there's that EnglandXJapan that some people like, and AmericaXJapan. Also, I'd imagine that an affair with Russia would be unhappy, and Prussia does seem like one to stalk, less than Belarus though. China is a ninja and surprisingly, England kind of copied France when he was younger, so why wouldn't he follow France's advice once? France used to be the father figure of Canada and North Italy is just there...

The Life of an England Fangirl

1. Watch Youtube Videos of England

2. Go on Google and look up pictures of England

3. Hug your England Plushie while doing something "English"

For Example:

Eating or Making Scones

Drinking or Making Tea

Watching the British T.V. series Dr. Who or anything Brtiish for that manner

4. Thinking about England before you go to sleep, and hugging your England plushie

5. Dreaming about England and him being your boyfriend.

6. Wear an England shirt for at least 2 days in a row.

7. Pray to England Shrine?

8. Draw the Union Flag and England's Flag

9. Sing England's theme EVERYDAY

10. Freak all your friend's out by singing the campfire song randomly throughout the day. Even more effective if you sing it in front of fire!

11. Because this wouldn't be about England if it didn't have the numbers 1-11 (Only Whovians would get that :D)

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