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Joined 08-20-11, id: 3181400, Profile Updated: 06-25-14
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Hi I am a huge geek.

So I was on my way to pick up pizza's with my best friend 0rnis when we were talking and i said
"It's like the rainbow bridge. Thor's on one side, Loki's on the other. To make it all better they must work together.

So still at 0rnis's house when she says "So Loki is totally Salazar Slytherin he left once they had been there for too long. Thor is Godric Griffendor.

So i was sitting in math class today when i over heard three of the popular kids start talking about me. I was worried when i heard my name mentioned until i heard them talking about how much they loved me and about how nice and sweet i am! It really made my day.

I always find that the days were i will be hanging out with my best friend after school we have lots of time to spend together during school that day.

I am the girl who will not grade for the class average but actually give the grade the person deserved. I may give them a few more points if they are having a bad day but i will NEVER not count someones points that they derserve.

I have no plans to die today. None do

JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious

I am the girl that gets lost in thought and runs into a pole.

I'm the girl who will have a window open that has over two hundred tabs of fanfiction stories you are waiting to read.

I am the girl that fit in better at Irk then at my school.

I am the weird girl who dresses like she does not care (and really does not care), and acts strange.

I am the girl that blurts out random things, at the wrong time.

I am the girl that never watches things like American Idol.

I am the girl that asks you the same thing for seven days before remembering she already asked you that.

I am the girl that would rather talk about Invader Zim then singers.

I am the girl that stick up for people, when no one else does.

I am the girl that judges people by who they are, not by their looks.

I am the STRANGE girl that says gay people have rights too, and to stop making gay jokes.

I am the girl that has a speech problem, that everyone thinks is SO FUNNY.

I am the girl that enjoys being who I am.

I have a special power. I know that the people that like me, are the ones that can look inside a person.

I am proud to be "That one strange kid." Because I , am ME. Something nobody can copy.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read. (even though this one is true for me.)

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. ( *cough* a bit...)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

"Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs."

"I'm not clumsy, I'm gravitationally challenged."

"We could learn a lot from crayons. Some have weird names, some are dull, some are new, some are pretty, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box."

"Real girls aren't perfect and perfect girls aren't real."

"A well-composed book is a magic carpet on which we are wafted to a world that we cannot enter in any other way."

"Never judge a book by its movie. "

"Every child is born blessed with a vivid imagination. But just as a muscle grows flabby with disuse, so the bright imagination of a child pales in later years if he ceases to exercise it."

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I am the girl that judges people by who they are, not by their looks.(My everyday-around-the-place-I-live quotes)

This is stolen from my best friends page:

Me: YOU SHALL NOT MOCK ME, FOR I AM LOKI! GOD OF MISCHIEF! I GAVE BIRTH TO AN EIGHT-LEGGED HORSE, THAT MY FATHER STILL RIDES TO THIS DAY!

ME: Yea, so I woke up and I was in a completely different position than I was when I went to sleep. And the wrong alarm clock was plugged in. Maybe it was my green and purple alien cow.

Ornis: Yea, your green and purple alien cow totally called it's buddies to come steal you away in the night, plug in the wrong alarm clock, and put you back wrong. They probably scanned your brain and figured out where I live and--Crap.

Me: Hey, that isn't the right answer!
Jana: Of course it is the right answer! Your question was wrong!

Gryffindor

Rule breaking is customary.
No excuses.

Small chance of success.
Certainty of death...
What are we waiting for?

Ravenclaw

In an average room,
There are 1,242 objects a Ravenclaw can use to kill you.
Including the room itself.

Ignoramus.
It means stupid,
You moron.

Slytherin

Real friends help you incindio the bodies.

I have your back!
And I'm not afraid to stick a knife in it!

Hide your dagger behind your smile.

Walk like a lamb,
Strike like a cobra.

I was always a beautiful little devil.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

Hufflepuff

I'm planning your death,
but in a happy way.

Formerly known as the party house.

Being underestimated isn't always a bad thing.

I don't know whether to hug you or snap your neck!

"the road to hell may be paved with good intentions, but at least it makes for an interesting journey"

:There's no such thing as black and white just varying shades of grey"

"I'm saying i believe in magic you muggle."

I'm not saying it's your fault, I'm just saying I'm going to blame you"

"Thank god for small murders"

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.

The older i get the faster i was

Growing old is inevitable growing up is a live-style option

what are you some ind of Persian ninja

Your sarcasm has all the subtlety of a sledgehammer.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they peak

Silence is golden. duct tape is silver

people say that laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world.

mirrors can't talk, lucky for you they can't laugh either

i'd tell you to go to hell but i work there and don't want to see your ugly mug every day

I am busy right now can i ignore you some other time?

I never forget a face but in your case i would've be glad to make an exception

violence won't solve anything but it sure makes me feel good.

The Thursday Song - My high school AP World History Teacher sang this every Thursday

It's Thursday the worst day of the week

Except Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday

Cause Friday is my day

The weekend is the peak end of the week.

No more hurrying and scurrying around

Just painting the town BRIGHT RED!

Cause when it's Thursday I wish it was Friday in stead

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Fates Be Changed by The Homing Pigeon reviews
An orphan and an outcast, living two lives that should never have intercepted. However what could happen if a nudge forces these worlds to collide? With a new name and a new father will the Boy-Who-Lived accept what Fate marked him for? A Bruce Banner/Harry Potter father/son relationship. Skip to Chapter 13 for the start of the Avengers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 349,121 - Reviews: 3367 - Favs: 7,529 - Follows: 7,285 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Kismet by ScribblingDame reviews
He wanted freedom and she wanted adventure. So when they signed a contract they were forced to live under one roof and pretend like they were the happiest married couple in the world. So what happens if fire meets ice? Who would win the game of love?
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My Son the Wizard by savya398 reviews
After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.
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The Secret Cottage by Fantony reviews
When Draco's parents are killed by Voldemort, Dumbledore sends both him and Harry to a secret place, to keep them safe from the Dark Lord. What happens when Harry discovers the blonde's darkest secret? Slash. HPDM. Drarry. Harry's POV. Hurt D./Protective H. Chapter 8 rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,701 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
While You Were Sleeping by The Third Biker Scholar reviews
TheGodlessAngelOfDarkness's Challenge. Jack, like all seasonal spirits, has to hibernate in the off season. He chooses the Warren as his place to sleep, but unknown to him, Bunnymund is about to go into heat! How long can Bunny resist the sight of a sleeping winter spirit? Cover art by Asameshii at Deviantart
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,734 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Harry Potter and the Accumulation of Power by Zyachta reviews
In the Chamber of Secrets, the basilisk venom had already been in his system for several minutes before Fawkes healed him, what if Fawkes was too late ? Super!Harry / Harry/Many / Gray Harry, rating for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,225 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 4,864 - Follows: 5,481 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Fawkes
The Unfriendly Games by Izzebelle reviews
Sixteen friends are trapped in an Arena by a mad man who is convinced that the Hunger Games are real and he was meant to run them. Will they be rescued before a victor can be crowned.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Other tributes
The Littlest Avenger by AlliSquish reviews
Bruce Banner brings back a little girl to the Avengers Tower, Shanta, and suddenly, life for the Avengers is never the same.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
The Boy Who Didn't Live by Kyae reviews
My take on Reptilia18's challenge. After dying for the 30th time Harry is in for the shock of his life. Returning with his memories intact, Harry has one last chance to salvage his life... and this time, he's not going to let anyone take control over his life! H/Hr
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Betrayed and Healing by DeAnnaLoraine reviews
After 4th year, Pettigrew is captured, and Sirius is freed. Harry must return to the Dursleys, knowing the contents of the prophecy from his trip to Little Hagleton. Betrayed by his best friends, who does Harry turn to? Abuse/Rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,473 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Harry P., George W.
I Can Never Forget by drsweetsgirl reviews
Shawn's memory haunts him as Gus tries to help him through it. Rated M for suicidal thoughts and actions. Also for later chapters- references to child abuse - not non-con. Shassie. Don't like, Don't read. Finished!
Psych - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,169 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Social Father by blindkitten reviews
There are not many things that the Hulk is even remotely "gentle" with. Apparently, Tony Stark is one of them.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 371 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Checking In by Elerrina Star reviews
It's been a year since anyone's heard from Bruce Banner and Tony decides that's quite long enough, thank you very much. Warnings for plotlessness and spoilers. Lab-buddy-friendship-love but no slash!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.
Falling Asleep and Waking UP by ohmydramione reviews
The Sorting Hat thinks of a way to solve inter-house unity. Now Slytherins have to sleep in the Gryffindor Dorms. Hermione Granger finds herself falling asleep in odd places and waking up near, close to, and later on Draco Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,254 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Joys of being a Women by amazingreader reviews
On Harry's birthday he gets a letter and box of cookies from a stranger, the next day he wakes up a women!OoTP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,293 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Gender Bender by EdgyKid reviews
Draco is turned into a girl and so its a Female!Draco/Harry. This is post Voldemorts defeat and they are redoing their school year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,844 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Affection Deception by The Coy Koi reviews
The plan was for Voldemort to fall in love with Snape via love potion. The plan was NOT for Voldemort to fall in love with Harry via love potion. LVxHPxSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,453 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort
Infinite Death by R.S.Azalea reviews
New alliances are drawn when Draco decides to safe Dumbledore's life at the battle of the tower. Harry's curse is more than what they had first feared and now Malfoy walks among the living. Drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Mutual by Strawberri009 reviews
Harry followed Draco to the Lavatory. Set in their fifth year. R'nR Slash. HPDM. Ron and Ginny bashing. T for swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
the were wolf by lady roxy reviews
draco and harry over comes the werewolf
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Circle the Drain by Miles Twist reviews
Should have been my team mate, Could've changed your fate. Set at the end of the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
2 AM by PracticalDreams reviews
"He screwed over this man's stepson and humiliated his biological son and might have stolen some parts from his tire shop once when he was drunk although that's a little hazy." But Puck still needed Burt Hummel's help.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Puck, Burt H. - Complete
What Would You Do If This Happened To You? by LizzyPoodle reviews
What tricks does Carole have up her sleeve when faced with homophobia, and what will Dave think of her behavior?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/10/2011 - D. Karofsky, Carole H. - Complete
Made With Love by sapphiresnowx reviews
Carole takes up baking as a way of relaxing after work, and finds that it brings her and her boys even closer together. Carole/Finn, Carole/Kurt, Carole/Blaine from Carole's perspective.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Carole H.
Mother by RJ Worthington reviews
Carole could never replace Kurt's biological mother, but that doesn't mean that she can't be his new mom.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Kurt H., Carole H. - Complete
Kurt Called in Sick Today by PrInCeSsFBi reviews
Carole was no stranger to the symptoms of the "Man Flu" but when both her sons get the flu that's been going around Lima it is only rational to bring on Blaine as well. Carole's POV about some of Glee's leading men and the puddles they become when sick.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Blaine A., Carole H. - Complete
Fatherhood by SteeeeeeeveWatson reviews
Kurt is being Bullied! We know that but does Burt? Here's what happens when he finds out how bad it is! Possibley some Kurt/Puck but am not sure so far Please read and review. My 1st glee fic so be nice!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H.
The Dogfather reviews
Wormtail is caught so Harry is able to go live with Sirius. This will mainly be about the two of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.