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 So, yeah, hello to the person that's reading this. For starters, I'm socially awkward. No kidding, I am. Well, until I get comfortable. Anyway, I'm 18 years old and I adore reading stories, any type, really, as long as I like it. I don't know what to write anymore. Hell, I'm just going to stop. Uh, thanks for stopping by! -_-" |
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Kuromeido by Sun Queen 01 reviews
Aria Stewart is a young woman that values her freedom. After a chance in encounter with the boy Earl and his demon butler, she loses the very thing that she protected. Now a maid to the Phantomhive estates fighting off the advances of Sebastian, dealing with a brat as a boss, and Queen's orders she most deicide if she will continue the life she built or give if all up.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,840 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 10/27/2011 - [Sebastian M., OC]
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 156,972 - Reviews: 2821 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Be Careful What You Wish For by NamineNasha reviews
Star light, Star bright, First star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, Have the wish I wish tonight...If only she had made a usless wish on a star. No Larisa had to save the life of a demon and get a wish in the process that would be grant not ignored. Now she's endanger, promised to a demon, and meeting weird characters all the time. SebastianOc
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 440,581 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 6/13/2012 - [Sebastian M., OC] Undertaker, Claude F.
What's the Worst That Can Happen? by mapplepie reviews
Life was going well, if you asked Naruto. So why did he listen to Kakashi of all people? Now, they've time-traveled to the past, smack dab in Minato's era when the soon-to-be Hokage was sporting a team seven of his own. Let history run its course? Never! Kakashi-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,883 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,425 - Follows: 3,220 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
Fairy Tale by Inuyonas reviews
Ok. Remember all those Fairy tales we heard when we were young? Well Instead of those characters who were in them originally, imagine Naruto characters in their place.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 118,347 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Trapeze by Scriptology reviews
Tora is now an intergrated member of Konoha. Her troubles as the Tiger Demon are over, but new problems are arising. Like a trapezist her life is taking ups and downs, will she manage to catch herself, or fall into oblivion? ItaOC Sequel to Acrobats; DISCONTINUED! Working on Rewrite
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 68 - Words: 130,858 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Itachi U., OC
Rule 3 by Scriptology reviews
The most important rule of them all- if you break it, you're fired. Simple as that. But it's harder to follow than you might think- even for me. ItaOC Office-AU [EDITED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 115,277 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Itachi U., OC
Elite Hearts by Scriptology reviews
Mishunabi Tsukiko is the girl who will do anything to win against Uchiha uprising in Konoha. But then she is given the task to make the heir to the rebellious Uchiha Clan fall in love with her to end the war; can she succeed or will she fall herself? AU ItaOC. UNDER REWRITE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,924 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Itachi U.
Carpe Diem by Precious Destiny reviews
"No matter what happens, I know I won't be broken anymore. I'll live these days to the fullest!" Amy can repair anything, but not herself. Can the welcoming embrace of the Phantomhive Manor set her free and fix her soul? Before...it's too late? Sebastian x OC.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 272,092 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 10/16/2018 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Sebastian M., OC
Girl's Got Game by Paper.Bullets reviews
Konoha's All Boys School has a new student: Me. This would all be fine & dandy... except I'm actually a girl from an All-Girls School! But pretending to be a boy can't be all that hard! I can burp, be disgusting, & sit with my legs open! It can't be THAT hard... right? [Naruto AU] [DISCONTINUED - CURRENTLY POSTING LAST FEW CHAPTERS & WRAP-UP END NOTE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,627 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 5/17/2018 - Published: 2/24/2009 - [Shikamaru N., Gaara, OC]
Dancing Dawn by AnimaAmore reviews
Sakura teaches dance to pay for her education. However, when she goes to Japan she never expects to meet the Akatsuki, Asia's most popular boyband known for its talented, wild, exotic and totally badass members. Full summary inside. MultiSaku main AkaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 124,736 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 2/4/2018 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Shelter For The Stray Dogs by QueenBlueshimmer reviews
A new Armed Detective Agency recruit is rescued from a fire by the Port Mafia. When they are unable to get information from her upon arrival, the organization's leader sends people to track her down. When Chuuya Nakahara finds her, her suicidal subordinate Osamu Dazai saves her and what started as a kidnapping may become something else entirely.
Bungou Stray Dogs/文豪ストレイドッグス - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/11/2018 - Published: 11/27/2016 - O. Dazai, Chuuya N., OC, Port Mafia
Akatsuki High by Kalafina94 reviews
"We are a proud and elite school that has educated many great and famous people, civilian and ninja alike. We are the best. Only the strong come here to this school." Darn it, mom! Out of all the schools in Konoha, you just had to pick the creepiest one! Say what? The principal is a drunk and gambler? The heck? What is wrong with this place? Crazy people...My life is done for...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,131 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Just Purrfect! by WolvesKey reviews
Can you imagine waking up in a forest of the Naruto world in the body of a kitten? Well, can you ALSO imagine becoming a pet to the Akatsuki? Read to find out. AKATSUKIxOC Eventual romance. Warnings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,988 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 11/27/2017 - Published: 1/11/2012 - [Akatsuki, OC] Konan
Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy reviews
You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 362,956 - Reviews: 4121 - Favs: 8,373 - Follows: 8,582 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Family Game Night by Wreckless Righter reviews
Elijah wants his siblings to partake in a Family Game Night each week in an effort to bring them together as a family again. Unfortunately, a Game Night with The Originals tends to cause a bit of chaos!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 117,965 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 7/31/2012 - [Klaus, Caroline F.] Rebekah, Kol M. - Complete
Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya reviews
...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,296 - Reviews: 2771 - Favs: 4,511 - Follows: 5,285 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Shino A.
This is Not a Game by JaydenNara reviews
The Uchiha family is in danger. LEAF sends in its top agents to guard the family with one simple rule - don't become attached. But one agent isn't happy about being sent back to high school to watch the youngest 'brat'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 147,017 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 5/21/2017 - Published: 12/12/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
cяσѕѕяσαđѕ by alicelouise'x reviews
(DISCONTINUED. Revamp in the works.) Uchiha High has secrets. Black ones. Gabby has a past. A black one. One she wishes to be kept in the past. When two old face reappear, nothing will be kept in the past and unfortunately, Gabby's best friend will be pulled into her dark past with her. ItachiOC KibaOC, Rating M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,696 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/28/2017 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Itachi U., Kiba I.
The Hybrid by SexyTurtle75 reviews
Kaitlyn Schaefer, an ordinary college goer, was sent to the world of Kuroshitsuji after being hit by a car and being sent into a comatose state. As she is stuck living out the series Kaitlyn is forced to risk her life countless times while unraveling the mystery of how to get home as well as who she is. SebastianXOC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 185,057 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
A Play With Words by XER9AF reviews
A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert. Incomplete Story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,669 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 3,405 - Follows: 3,310 - Updated: 1/24/2017 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven, OC - Complete
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 134,599 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 5,161 - Follows: 5,516 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Good, the Bad and the Dirty by PrincipessaBel reviews
Yamazaki Tomie is as weird as the next ability-user. However, just like the next-ability user, her bubbly and cheery facade is nothing but a cover-up to her dark past. The only difference was that she's always been stuck with Akutagawa Ryuunosuke as a partner and still have the guts to be able to joke around his ominous presence. [OC-insert]
Bungou Stray Dogs/文豪ストレイドッグス - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,002 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 10/6/2016 - O. Dazai, R. Akutagawa, Chuuya N., OC
Rain, Rain, Don't Go Away by les-belles reviews
Sometimes, all we need is a kindred spirit. "Sakura wanted to scream at him, confront him fully with her anger and betrayal right there in the hallway, his neighbors be damned, but a part of her noticed the slump of Itachi's shoulders, the dark circles beneath his eyes, and it tamed her — for the moment." ItaSaku drabble-esque series. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 15,225 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Interns and Tasers by Sakura478 reviews
Alright, so she tased him on a train. So what? He was a doctor and she was his summer intern, he would be completely professional about the whole thing right? It's not like he's going to turn her next few months into a living hell or anything? He's far too respectable for that, he is an Uchiha after all. Itasaku. Itachi/Sakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,402 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Akatsuki(tties) by KaiFukugawa reviews
What happens when the Akatsuki are turned into cats and sent to our world? For Katsumi Harada and her two friends: chaos. Complete and utter chaos. Itachi/OC Deidara/OC Sasori/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,426 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Akatsuki
Upgrading by Azhwi reviews
ON HIATUS - Sequel to Sand Trails. Some things are simple; others are intrinsically complicated. The crazy has spread. It's no longer about just Itachi and Sakura, that's for sure… Continuing collaboration with Lost to the Hoping! Multiple couples. AU. Rated for sexual themes, violence, and Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,568 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 3/27/2013 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] [Hinata H., Hidan]
Labyrinth by fyd818 reviews
At the center of every labyrinth is a monster. Political intrigue, arranged marriages, and the search for a place to call home: All tell their story of happiness and heartbreak, tragedy and hope. :NejiTen, ItaMari, SasuHina/GaaHina:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 133,021 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Hinata H., Sasuke U.] Itachi U., Tenten
Fee Fye Foe Fum by smart-blonde-the-oxymoron reviews
Demons are soulless creatures that feast on the souls of others. It makes sense that a demon couldn't love, right? Wrong. Every demon has a 'soul mate' and Sebastian's just found his. Let's just say... a stubborn human wasn't exactly what he had expected. Sebastian x OC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 286,721 - Reviews: 2735 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 12/26/2010 - [Sebastian M., OC] - Complete
A Fangirl's Dream by TiaxxChan reviews
Talia and Sora are abruptly sucked into the TV and land in the Naruto Universe. NOT LIKE OTHER ONES I PROMISE! They need a way back home and Akatsuki will help in turn for a years worth of work Ita/OC Dei/Oc ItaxOc Deixoc This is a collab type deal
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 163,992 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara
Stop The Future by DarkMasterStarr reviews
Powerful Naruto, AU, Time Travel Fic. In order to write the future, one must rewrite their past. Naruto travels back in time to fix the mistakes he has made. Along the way, however, he finds things aren't as easy as he thinks and everything cannot be fixed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 262,835 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 2,108 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Naruto U.
We will show you by animefreak245 reviews
When the girls over hear the guys talk bad about how weak they are they go off to get stronger and return five years later unexpectedly. How will the guys react to the girls new attitude? SasuSaku, ShikaTemi, NaruHina, ext. And yes there's an OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,727 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When the title turns out as a joke, but the story isn't by LaughingGorilla reviews
She just wants to end high school and attend college... if she can. With a crazy class, a crazier best friend, a gorgeous rival, a weird teacher, a couple of secret, a lame brother, an unstable delinquent and a past she that makes her life hang in balance... because sometimes, the diploma is just a consolation price.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/3/2015 - Published: 6/19/2015 - Gintoki S., Tsukuyo, Ginpachi S., OC
Lazy Love by existence555 reviews
Love doesn't get more dysfunctional than this. Then again, it doesn't get more passionate either. Drabbles in the life of Shikamaru and Temari, all 100 words and under.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 9,755 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 7/21/2009 - [Shikamaru N., Temari]
A Brother's Tribute by Winter Chase reviews
In which Ace pays Luffy a visit in his dreams, and Roger is being bothersome. Don't like, don't read. Tried to make it funny. Pretty sure I failed.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/24/2015 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
The Ace of Spades & The King of Hearts by Spade-of-Death reviews
You'd think sailing on the lake would be fun, wouldn't you? Wrong! The Bermuda Triangle has nothing on Lake Michigan's own cursed waters. From a freshwater lake to a saltwater ocean, how will Roxie and Kat survive on the Grand Line of all places! Collab fic between Mama Nidiot and Admin C. Ace/Roxie, Law/Kat. We don't own One Piece, just our OC's. A bit AU-ish, but mostly canon…
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2015 - [Ace, OC, T. Law] Straw Hats P.
Close Encounters by JinnySkeans reviews
Her dad warned her about talking to strange boys. She might've tuned out the part where he told her not to move in with them. Whoops. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 127,857 - Reviews: 2664 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Beautiful Tragic Love Affair by thenoblehouseofblack reviews
What if Emma didn't leave Hook tied up there? What if she let him come with her? What if slowly their walls started to fall down? A story about revenge and redemption, trust and love, and the steps it takes to get there.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,921 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Unknown Genetics by Ami of Resplendence reviews
Zana Hyden is just a "normal" 16-year old girl, going to high school and aspiring to be an engineer. A gorgeous young man takes her breath away and soon, she is whisked away into a world of genetic mutations, danger, and secrets. Rated M for some strong language and some sexual content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,023 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 6/21/2014 - [Itachi U., OC] Akatsuki
Liar, Liar by YokohamaBeans reviews
All Sugiyama Saeri wanted after a rather brutal rejection was to save her dignity, nothing else. "So, basically, you lied about having a boyfriend. Then, after some crazy misunderstanding, everybody believes you're in a relationship with a model whom you've never met before. And you chose to play along, all without his consent nor knowledge." "...Pretty much." KiseOCAkashi.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 93,148 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Kise R., Akashi Seijuurou, OC
Akatsuki Cats by nyacat39 reviews
Nya thought she was just taking care of some abandoned kitties that where on her doorstep, her friends Kira and Serenity "offer" to help her, what none of them know is that these cats are not what they appear: Voting for Parings closed
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,834 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Adopted by KuroIchigoGal reviews
I was the "adopted" daughter of a crime lord. My only job was to sit there and look "pretty" and to protect my "sister". There were things money could buy and things it couldn't. Or at least... until money somehow ended up buying the Akatsuki...By my spoiled "sister".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,587 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Itachi U., Orochimaru, Obito U., Akatsuki
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,124 - Reviews: 2771 - Favs: 7,326 - Follows: 7,742 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., OC
The Delinquent Uchiha by SilverRoseSpectre reviews
Sasuke is a high school bad boy who can't pick his fights properly and earned his way into Juvie. Sakura is a enthusiastic, optimistic volunteer sent in to shape him up into a better student. There are no foreseeable problems with this arrangement. SasuSaku. T for swearing!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,789 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Itachi U.
A Summer's Destruction by ChesireCatSmiles reviews
"I'm absolutely positive." Kimber frowned. "Despite the shear coolness of having S-Rank criminals sleeping in our basement, I think we should come up with a plan.""Yeah,I think your right,because if we don't handle this right, we're both going to be dead"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,955 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Deidara, Konan, Akatsuki
Finding My Home by Rinoa-san reviews
Sasuke could scarcely believe his eyes. He stared at Rena, his best friend, laying on his brother's bed. He had a hand on her shoulder to prevent her from getting up. "What is going on!" "I can explain," she began. "Then, please, do so," he snarled.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Itachi U.
What was Missing? by Mello Monkey Pops reviews
"This wasn't supposed to work you hear me! It was some dumb chain letter that's not supposed to work, so why is Grell Sutcliff and Sebastian Michaelis in my living room?" A chain letter that actually works, sending the demon butler and red Reaper from Kuroshitsuji into our world of today, problem 2 the butler was the one that was summoned the reaper is a tag along.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,015 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Ciel P., Grell S., Sebastian M., OC
The Hazards of Amity by firefly reviews
Kill the family. Leave the village. Wait to die. That had always been the plan. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving and undergoing emotional overhaul in Suna, even Uchiha Itachi is starting to believe the universe has it in for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,362 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Itachi U., Temari
I Miss My Evil Kitties by Anime-Music-Enthusiast reviews
It's been almost three years since the Akatsuki left the girls. So when they come back, bring them to their world, everything is peachy, right? No. Because, let's face it, nothing is peachy with this organization around. Especially with eight girls messing up the Narutoverse. Just how is this world supposed to deal with this? (DISCONTINUED, SERIES BEING REWRITTEN)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 109,060 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Flip Flop and Fly by The Red Dragons Order reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,382 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
The Guard Dog Returns! by TarnItUp reviews
Ciel decides to reclaim his title as Guard Dog, but there is one condition- he has to visit Ouran first. Is this a mission fit for a Guard Dog like him? Well, if young girls keep disappearing, then it might end up that way!
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,881 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Ciel P.
EA2 Screwin' with Shippuden by AWK and The Akatsugirls reviews
Sequle to Evil Angels. 4 years have passed since they have left. It's time for the girls to get their anime on and screw with the storyline to Naruto Shippuden. M for Hidan, Kira and the other Akatsugirls. AkatsukixOCs Warning: This story contains vulgar language and other, if you are offended by such things, you have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,489 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
Scarlet Dawn by KawaiiTrash reviews
Our sarcastic loner is back! and on her wildest adventure yet! After Sasuke leaves, Crimson is faced with her feelings for our demented Uchiha. After pulling strings to get to see him again, she is faced with taming the monster he has become. (Sequel to "A Crimson Knight")
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,652 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - [Sasuke U., OC]
Back In Business by Tiger Priestess reviews
Itachi was there when Mikoto was playing matchmaker for Sasuke and Sakura, but how will he handle his mother when she's trying to hook him up with that special someone? It's Sasuke's turn to laugh. "Mikoto Plays Matchmaker" side-story, implied SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,058 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Itachi U.
Fated by Mellow Lellow reviews
"The Breakup was three weeks ago. It's time to hit the club Sakura and get over Sasuke." Is what Ino had said; and I could understand that. But this? This was just ridiculous. Men shouldn't be allowed to go around kissing unsuspecting girls! AU SakuIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,752 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Top Idols High School by Aimii0 reviews
Sakura, Hinata, Ino and Tenten are students in a high school for future idols. The four girls are paired with four famous idols in their first year and they must stay together for three years. Follow their high-school years as love, friendship, drama and fun mix. / AU / SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno, NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,629 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 9/16/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Naughty Girl by Amaya And Aiko no Akatsuki reviews
Captured. Tarnished. Forced into subjugation. She hated them for all the pain they caused, but she hated herself more because she always fell for their soft caresses, and longed for the warmth of their tender kisses. [Under revision]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Shelter by blahicantthinkofaname reviews
[hiatus a little bit. oops] When Emma Anderson moves to Rosewood, what will she find? Will she get caught up in the liars game? Or will she catch the eye of some Rosewood boys? Will she be able to find shelter in this crazy hail storm of mystery? Jason Dilaurentis/OC/Noel Kahn Rated T for now.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,212 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Noel K., Jason D., OC
Living With and Without Her by Nocturnal Lane reviews
The day he was born, she wasn't there yet. The day he died, she was there. Itachi/OC. Companion fanfic to "Living With and Without Uchiha Itachi." NOW COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 200 - Words: 10,257 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 12/4/2010 - [Itachi U., OC] - Complete
Too Good to be True by Odangocha reviews
AU. ItachiOCDeidara. OC-Centric. An average girl gets enrolled into the most prestigious escalator school, and ends up in a love triangle with two of the richest and hottest guys there. Not your average cliched love story. [UNDER HIATUS, AWATING REWRITE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,565 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara
Your Fat Cat by missmocha77 reviews
"May I suggest the low fat cat food in aisle three?" Itachi suggested. Sakura hissed at him. In which fat cats and rodent dogs are present. Their presence spurs on a heated rivalry and heated interest between two neighbors. ItaSaku, nonmassacre. "Sequel" is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 57,915 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Snooping Duo by Klaroline-Fantasies reviews
"Caroline and Katherine having a heart to heart about the originals they love while Elijah and Klaus listen in..." Requested by HopefulKlaroliner
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 93 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [Caroline F., Klaus] [Elijah, Katherine] - Complete
It's A Wonderful Life, Sasuke by erinkateeboo reviews
In the progress of being rewritten. Please read the updates in the last two chapters! Two brothers wish the exact same thing at the exact same time. "I wish I didn't have to live with myself." When their soon-to-be gaurdian angel switches Itachi into Sasuke's body, and Sasuke into Itachi's, what will they learn about each other? NO yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,376 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Sister Tale: Katsusaki Mo by Ink Parallax reviews
'Katsusaki Mo squinted out the passenger side window, glaring up at the green-and-white pride-monster known as Konoha High School. Not particularly prestigious, nor particularly expensive. "So? What do you think?" She thought it was hideous. "It looks nice."' Undergoing re-write. AU. OC-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,686 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Itachi U., Sasori, Akatsuki, OC
Baby Butler by KamariaAelfgar09 reviews
Ciel Phantomhive can't fathom why his inhumanly perfect butler is late for his morning wake up call. Searching the manor, Ciel ends up in Sebastian's room. The Earl finds himself staring face-to-face with a raven-haired, crimson-eyed demon baby.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,309 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
The Demon's Bride by RedEyedOreos123 reviews
Demons are capable of love. Their version of the emotion is sinister and quite lustful. Now, Sebastian is forced to watch as his long-lost mate visits the Phantomhive manor with a mistress, a matured body, and a false memory of her "past". Can Sebastian keep a clear mind with Sophie around or will he give into the pressure and tell her what she really is without damaging her?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 116,048 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Sebastian M.
Psh, We Can Take Those Akatsuki Fools Anyday by Casey K. Si reviews
Three narutarded friends are sucked into the unoriginal plot of landing in the narutoverse, and get kidnaped by the Akatsuki. However, they all have the powers of annoyance and more to aid them, and as time goes on, might love rear its ugly head as well?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,231 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
Break the Ice by Orange Sherbet reviews
So it's bad enough that Tsunade is making me join the Konoha BOYS hockey team, but now that I'm an official member I have to deal with one loud mouth blond, one angry ginger, one sexually frustrated Uchiha and a boy with an obvious dog fetish. FML.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,298 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sakura H.
The Melody of My Life by sweet-ouran reviews
Her biggest dream was to become a singer. However she's too shy and her confidence was knocked down by the one person she trusted. She'll have her revenge and now she's changed. Confident, Cute, Still Rather Innocent. But somehow, she meets these new people (and damn, are they hot) and winds up auditioning for one of the top companies in Japan? AU - Yay Songfic (eng,jpop,kpop)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,859 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Hinata H., Akatsuki, Sasuke U.
An Ancient Fairytale by Sofuto121 reviews
Zhou Yu Ling your 16 year old girl, besides being a second degree black belt in Taekwondo. After receiving a bone fracture during a competition, Yu Ling faints due to the pain. But-When she wakes up...instead of being in a hospital, she finds herself in the time of the Ancient Civilizations! EDIT: I'm thinking of doing polls to let which male character flowing the lead with Yu Ling
Red River/天は赤い河のほとり - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,966 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Kail Mursili, Prince Mattiwaza (Prince of Darkness), Zannanaza H., U. Ramses
The Uchiha Fraud by Cinma reviews
AU. Their marriage was a hoax meant to deceive the Uchiha matriarch, but why does Sakura suddenly feel as if she's doing more than just playing house with Uchiha Sasuke? Medical school really wasn't worth the trouble. SasuSaku. Minor pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,609 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 7/8/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
A Soul's Tourniquet by ShadowsOfANightmare reviews
Love has a strange way of working... and messing with people. What happens when a certain black clad butler runs into who he believe's is meant to be his mate! SebastianXOC. Manga/Anime verse. Rating may change later on.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Prince of Crows by Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness reviews
Honestly this was ridiculous, I mean who uses biology to pick up a girl? Shisui didn't even know what that meant! Luckily for Itachi though, it seems Sakura was just as awkward as he was. "Teme." "What." "This is your fault."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
If You Like Piña Coladas by ShizukaRen-Hime reviews
We've heard it all before. Girl gets sucked into Naruto, girl heroically makes sure the story stays on track. Well, this girl was nearly killed in a ninja attack, and since then, she's had a change of heart. The story of a girl out to change the world...completely. AU. Pairing still undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,407 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Kimimaro K., Akatsuki, Jashin
It Runs in the Family by HarleyQuinn4242 reviews
There are three things Sakura Haruno never expected to learn in her life. 1: She had a family member. 2: Said family member left her millions of dollars and a giant mansion upon his passing. 3: Because of said family member, she now has to deal with a horde of ghosts trapped in said mansion. Apparently some things run in the family. SakuraxAkatsuki, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,429 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Outlaws by LittleRedAuthor reviews
"Of course I've got rebels! What kind of rebellion leader would I be, if I didn't even have rebels!" -Rated 'T', but the rating may change. Full summary inside. Warning; Sasori isn't a puppet, and AU; Medieval Era, sorta. Summary explains it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,127 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara, Sasori, OC
right under his nose by debs o.0 reviews
AU. Sasuke sneaks into Sakura's house one evening, uninvited "You shouldn't be here, he's downstairs!" she panted….. follow sasuke and sakura through their relationship..humor/romance... prequel is up :)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,160 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Path of Repentance by kailynx reviews
Three years after the destruction of Hi no Kuni and Konohagakure no Sato, a young blond Hokage and his repenting companion must journey back to the past to salvage another future – save Uchiha Itachi and destroy Uchiha Madara. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,298 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Welcome to Pandora Academy! by 1XxKiraXx1 reviews
At first, Riko was just your average high school student. However, a little over a year ago, she met the Chain, Luka, and under pressed circumstances ended up becoming the dragon's contractor. Now, Pandora Academy has offered her a place in their prestigious school. Just what will our heroine find there? Mystery, action and perhaps a little... romance? AU PLOT! JACK BEZARIOUS X OC!
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2013 - [Jack V., OC]
Club Akatsuki by Celtic Water Spirit reviews
Club Akatsuki, a struggling speakeasy in a dreadful town where high caliber mobsters reside and tend to customers with more than a little illegal business. What happens when the weapons engineer, Sasori, meets a captivating sniper out to kill him, and the blackjack dealer, Itachi Uchiha, is approached by a beautiful grifter out to rob him? (1930s AU) Itachi/OC and Sasori/OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,419 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Itachi U., Sasori, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Konoha's Next Top Model - Teams Edition by Rin Nao Yukari reviews
It's a show that we've all known with a slight twist - girls and guys team up for a chance to become the new face of Shinobi Magazine and a national ad campaign across the Hidden Villages! Don't miss the drama that is sure to come! Tune in to catch your favorite model team strut their stuff and throw everything they have on the line!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Akatsuki, Team Seven
Relationships 101: How to Argue With an Iceprince by Nadine25 reviews
Her boyfriend sure was difficult, but after three years together Sakura would like to think that she has developed the tools needed to get her what she wants. Yup, she would sure like to think that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Language Barrier by iLiKeChEeSeAnDcOoKiEs reviews
When a normal, English girl gets sucked into the Akatsuki Base, it's bad for her. But when she can't speak Japanese and that's all they speak, she's in for a world of terror. AkatsukixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,427 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Akatsuki
Across Space and Time by Tofu-san reviews
Hayley is your average manga loving girl. Her problem: bullies. So In order to get away, she transfers to a boarding school. This school is no ordinary school and Hayley soon finds out. Now she has to live side by side with her favorite manga characters, help them with their social problems and save the school all while learning that love at first sight isn't so far fetched.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,890 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012
Akatsuki in the House! by Loki7744 reviews
I like having people over, honestly I do. But this was a little much. What will my Mom say? A AkatsukixKitties story with a little different approach! A/N: If you are not up-to-date with the Naruto Manga, i do NOT recommend you read this story. First Naruto story!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,410 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Akatsuki, Obito U.
The Innocent Act by itachis-homie reviews
On the first day of her new job, Sakura is having the worst morning... waking up too late, spilled coffee and her first speeding ticket given to her by a bastard of cop that seems statue-like! Once she finally makes it to her job, she is welcomed by the damned police officer and it all spirals from there. ItaSaku/ AU Modern/ Future lemons
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Team Itachi: Shippuden by Killer of thy Cookies reviews
Naruto finally returns from his three-year trip with Jiraiya, but evil enemies known as the Akatsuki await him. With the help of his trusty best friends Sasuke and Sakura, as well as his powerful sensei Itachi, Naruto must not only fight for his life, but also the safety of the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,826 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Itachi U.
This Just Isn't My Day by Ice-Eagle Y'siri reviews
Normally, I'm a very calm person. So just imagine me coming home with my friends and the Akatsuki in my living room. And all I wanted was a simple vacation annoying the heck out of the preps next door. Great. Just. Great.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,879 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Hidan, Konan
The Things That Happen When Nightmare Gets Bored by FantasticalFantasy reviews
Nightmare gets Blood, Boris, & Ace to kidnap new foreigners-Tara, McKenzie, & Emma! They may find they were in just a little over their heads as these foreigners try to make sense out of Wonderland & its people & maybe even find love...? Or not
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,072 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Nightmare G.
Over a Cup of Coffee by Sera17
A relationship built over a cup of coffee is one you will find yourself cherishing for the rest of your life, and the conversations you'll have can change your life. ItachixOC and set in Au. Make me a inspired writer and review please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Angels by Innocent.But.Deadly.Cookie reviews
Typical Akatsuki Kitties, with my own twist. Thought it was about time I wrote one. XD Three girls are forced to adopt strange kitties, that turn into the Akatsuki. Will they get killed by the akatsuki or will they help them find their way back? T for Hidan. I only have one pairing right now, but if anyone has any suggestions I will take them! :Name has been changed:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,233 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Akatsuki
Living it big by candybluesful reviews
/AU/ All Sakura wanted was to live in peace with her friends and study at a medical school with an unexpected scholarship. She never asked for four wanna be pop stars to live right next door with their so called "Fan girls" watching their every move. *Story will be continued with author named: Aimii0 :: link in profile*
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
BAKA! by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. "Itachi-san," Sakura asked suddenly. "Have you been stalking me?" In which it took Uchiha Itachi a whole five days to declare his intentions to Haruno Sakura. In which, subtle and passive aggressive meets oblivious and in denial. Tumblr fanart exchange for the lovely draw-barvs-draw.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,501 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 207 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Ideal Boyfriend by XxSeriouslyJadedxX reviews
[Sasusaku][AU][High School] Uchiha Sasuke is the ideal boyfriend. He's everything a woman would want,except he doesn't care about women at all. Haruno Sakura is staying at the Uchihas for the school semester. Will he change his mind about women in the end? [RE-EDITING][ON HOLD]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,202 - Reviews: 3488 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Abstract Kuniochis by teamharuno reviews
Life was just one big party to them. And it's how they would spend the rest of their lives if they could. And then fate steps in to destroy their dream in the form of 8 men in black capes. AU. On hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,857 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H., Akatsuki
Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2794 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
100th Secretary by aerin02 reviews
All 99 ex-secretaries of Itachi resigned in less than a month because Itachi and the Akatsuki gang scared them out. After Itachi hired Sakura as his 100th secretary, has he finally met his match? itasaku.. edited and revised from chapter one and taken out of hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,178 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Ordered To Love by SammyChanLuvsU reviews
Sebastian and Katie absolutely HATE each other, but for the sake of serving Ciel Phantomhive, they pretend to get along. When Katie's father comes to the Phantomhive manor demanding that Katie finally marry, Ciel gives Sebastian the most horrifying order ever; convince Katie's father that she is in love with Sebastian and prevent her from marrying anyone else but him!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 49,526 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Screwed up World by KiiroIka reviews
In a world where Sasuke wasn't cool and cold, where Sakura was the stoic Ice Queen, Naruto and Hinata the richest, most popular power couple in the school and where Ino and Karin are actually the nice, timid girls in the scene, how do things turn out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,170 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dream Come True or Horrible Nightmare? by Kazoopernatural reviews
PERMANENT HIATUS! I am aware this is a terrible story, written by 12 y/o me. I am so sorry to anyone who reads this. A sleepover gone wrong sends two girls to a whole new universe where they are instantly captured by the akatsuki. Will they make it out alive, and perhaps with a litle romance? DeiXOc, ItachiXOc, yaoi references, slight KakuHida. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,493 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Akatsuki
Unexpected Friendships by Lunar Essences reviews
Four Bestfriends embark on a rollercoaster journey with the Akatsuki and Team Taka, accidentally wishing them in the real world and now they're stuck! How will the Naruto Villians adjust to the new world around them as well as the strange people they have to stay with until they return home? Romance and Drama's very strong! Please Do Read :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,490 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Hawk
I'll Take Care of You by KnightandJesterArt reviews
Sasuke overhears Fugaku yelling at Itachi and decides to cheer him up later.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Oblivious (Itachi Three-shot) by ic.laxieve reviews
ItachiXReader. I was always alone..but my best friend changed that. But now she's gone to another village to heal her heart which was broken by HIM! And I swear that I will make his life a living hell for it...But how if he's stronger than me? Ah, I know! by PRANKS! But I never expected once that THIS is how it would end up...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Itachi U. - Complete
Baka Neko by The-Magical-Bookworm reviews
SEQUAL TO BECKA NEKO: Several years has past since Becka's 'little' trip to the Naruto universe. What's gonna happen when ten familiar kitties (Cough coughAKATSUKIcough cough) enter her life? "Bwahaha! Ten kittens, on MY salary? You must be shitting bricks if you think I can afford them!" Chaos, absolute chaos. (RATED M FOR FUTURE CHAPTERS!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,217 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Akatsuki
Ambivalence by Lala Lotsalove reviews
Izo Takano is living her life as the Princess of the ninja village Koosengakure.One day she finds she has been sucked into a councilmen's plot and is to be sent away as a prospect bride and eventually married into a prestigious e goes along with it, but she finds herself in a constant state of ambivalence, which only increases after she meets her betrothed,Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,088 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Itachi U., OC
His Ash-Mauve Eyes by Upon a Shooting Star reviews
AU "Something warm, soft and ever-so gentle touched my lips. It only lasted the merest of touches but as I stared into his ash-mauve gaze, it might as well have lasted a century." Being kissed wasn't a big deal, right? But being kissed by Edgar Ashenbert, playboy extraordinaire and No.1 eligible bachelor on campus? That was a completely different matter, as Lydia Carlton found out.
Hakushaku to Yōsei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Lydia C., Edgar A.
Stupid Uchiha! by Christali reviews
This could not be happening. How could she fall for the ANBU captain? She's a top-rated medic for heaven's sake! He's an heir, a captain, extremely silent, probably stuck up, and Sasuke's BROTHER! Oh, there was something wrong with her brain alright… Rated M for mentions of steamy situations
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,430 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Misplaced by GrathLongfletch reviews
Collab with Arashi Kanashimi. What happens when the Akatsuki find themselves stuck in a strange world, where they're just fictional characters and have no idea how to get back? What's worse, Naruto and co get sucked in as well! Did I mention that they end up getting bossed around by a manga artist, laundromat assistant, and a chick that works in a comic store? T for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Akatsuki
A Complicated Series of Events by Mustsleep reviews
Chapter 21: Cupcakes. The reason Sasuke came to detest all sweets.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,495 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Give and Take by Nameless Shadow Rises reviews
Itachi X OC one shot. Slight language. Itachi is a pro dirt bike racer what happens when he is in a life threatening crash? What will his girlfriend do? Slight language. I do not own Naruto .
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Itachi U. - Complete
Sasuke the Mocha Boy by Eternal Procrastinator reviews
At exactly eight-eleven, on the dot, Sakura walks into the nearest Starbucks with every intention of buying her usual drink along with the underlying intention of admiring the barista.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paws by Ginger Conspiracies reviews
AU A box of weirdly coloured kittens appear on Katie's lawn a day before her 17th birthday, and she takes them in thanks to begging from her best friend, only to soon realise they aren't the innocent little furballs that she expected... Rated T for Hidan and my OC's excessive swearing. Possible DeidaraXOC {BEING REWRITTEN, PLEASE DO NOT READ UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE}
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,774 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Akatsuki
Picture Perfect by Ashalita Hisatake reviews
When Minato came across his Photo Album, he can only stare at one picture because that one picture gave him everything.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Broken Love by ObakeAri reviews
I don't know how or when it happened, but the moment our friendship blossomed into our passionate and forbidden love, we were cursed for as long as we lived in this world. Our forbidden love became both the remedy for our suffering, and the wounds which inflicted it. ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 205,005 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Talk by The Un-Wanted Angel reviews
It's a bond in which every father looks forward to telling his son: The key roll and facts of becoming a man. This just happens to be the same "talk" every teenager dreads. (rated M for saftey)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Yawagouchi Taka Okumura Honor Restaurant by Psychological And Murder reviews
It's the time of Sakura's and Itachi's date but Sakura didn't expect him to take her to a five star restaurant. Now the tables have turned when she has to ask Itachi what to order {Sequel to McDonalds Menu}
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Perfection by fyd818 reviews
What happens when you're stuck in an elevator with chocolate and a handsome stranger? Sabaku Temari is about to find out. :Itachi x Temari:
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2013 - [Temari, Itachi U.] - Complete
It's always me, isn't it? by Jodeh reviews
This kinda thing would happen to me, cause my luck is just horrible like that. As my life continues, very disturbed actually, I'm justing hoping to live past my teen years. In this life, it's friend against friend, trust is slowly disapearing. This is exactly how the world ends. Yet somehow, everyone is finding love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,198 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Akatsuki, Team Hawk
When Life Subtracts, Add Revenge by The Fault In Our Asterisks reviews
ARCHIVED FOR REFERENCE; READ STATE OF GRACE FOR MORE INFO - After the Akatsuki's departure, Madison and Denver both move out of the house, leaving Caitlyn and Emmaley. In an attempt to fill the void the Akatsuki left, Emma brings her brother back into the house and adopts a kitten, but they notice something different about this cat...something almost human-like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,595 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Akatsuki, Hashirama S.
the fairer sex by envysparkler reviews
The Uchiha men may be cold, ruthless, heartless gods but they are nothing - NOTHING - compared to the women. - Uchiha!centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Complete
Will You Be My Valentine? (Broken Love Special!) by ObakeAri reviews
All Hana Nii ever wanted for her birthday was a valentine. That's easier said than done when your parents are Ari Uzumaki and Itachi Uchiha, the Ultimate Tag Team of the Leaf. Especially when Itachi would do absolutely anything to protect his flower from the hands of idiot boys. (Oneshot)Valentine's Day Special!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,007 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Itachi U. - Complete
Fangrlz II: Legends by Destiny's Hand reviews
The girls have returned to the Naruto world, but there's no returning to the way things were. War is on the horizon, and choices must be made that will change them forever. Can they - and their friendship - survive the horrors of a shinobi war?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,239 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Missing you by Khaleesii reviews
He was sitting on the balcony, suddenly looking at her intently. "I just wanted to give you a good night kiss." Short One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Rainy Days by The Un-Wanted Angel reviews
Naruto offers to hold the umbrella for his father. Too bad he didn't see the height difference, but that made it cuter. Cute DaddyMinato Sweet, Adorable, Naruto
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
and the rest is silence by biscutpoo reviews
They live lives of noise, punctuated by the sounds of shouts, cries, and laughter. Silence isn't something Kushina ever really learns. MinatoXKushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Mama's Boy by The Un-Wanted Angel reviews
He looks like his father, acts like his father, wants to be JUST LIKE his father. But Kushina knows deep down, he's a sweet mama's boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Random Jokes In Story Form by Little-Retard reviews
Just as the title says. There's a Yo Mama off, a bit about Orochimaru, a sassy gay man, and more than you could ever imagine! Obviously humor.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Complete
Coup De Foudre by Iris Of The Open Skies reviews
Itachi Uchiha, the murderer of the Uchiha, his own clan. The village hates him, his brother wants him dead, moreover, he hates himself. But, Kai doesn't. She knows him, better than he knows himself, and was that a good thing? What will this forbidden love lead to? Companion Story to Plus Ça Change [Sasuke Uchiha]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,894 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Itachi U. - Complete
Missed Connection by rabid behemoth reviews
Sakura misses her train, but meets a man from another lifetime. AU oneshot. [ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/23/2013 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Friendly Competition by The Lady Massacre reviews
Same client, same target, same night. But what happens when a friendly competition becomes just a little bit more? "You have until midnight, Sa-ku-ra," he drawled. "And then you- and the target- are mine." A.U. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Vampire Crush by Chelty-Chan reviews
"Our relationship wasn't exactly Romeo and Juliet, luckily, he moved away before either of us drank poison or killed a cousin". 16-year-old journalist Sakura Haruno's junior year is filled with unexpected drama-and romance-when she discovers that her new classmates are hiding a dark secret, while the boy next door from her childhood re-enters her life. SasuSaku.Vampire PLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,713 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Becka Neko by The-Magical-Bookworm reviews
Becka is an average orphan yearning for a home. One morning she wakes up to find herself in the Naruto world, as a cat! How long will Becka be-able to last living with a bunch of smexy criminals? Rated M just incase (COMPLETE)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 95 - Words: 147,366 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
No Ramen for Breakfast by Rhov reviews
Kushina is pregnant and suffering from food cravings. Right now, she really, REALLY wants some ramen. A cute pregnancy moment between Minato and Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/14/2013 - [Kushina U., Minato N.] - Complete
Obtaining Independence by Amira Elment reviews
Mishkerna is a small country that wants to be free of all conflicts from other giant nations. Their best general, Katiya Rhuserni has been tasked with kidnapping Prince Kail in order to obtain their freedom. Will Yuuri and Kail be able to persuade her to find a more peaceful way? And what is this feeling between Kail and Katiya? OC x Kail
Red River/天は赤い河のほとり - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,393 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Kail Mursili
McDonalds Menu by Psychological And Murder reviews
"Itachi Uchiha? The Uchiha? The hot ass piece of man meat Uchiha who owns like three businesses and on countless covers of Hot Kuna Girl Weekly magazines? Oh you have got to tell me how you got THE Uchiha" Ino leaned in, ears perked and eyes glinting. "Oh, well, I helped him order on a McDonalds menu." Ino's jaw fell. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Hit List by malificium reviews
"Teme, as your best friend, I shall make you a list, and not just any list my young brooding buddy. This is a list of requirements that any woman that wants to date you must fulfil. You just leave this to Ol' Naruto" Run Sasuke. Run.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,309 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Vacation time by ShinigamiRyuuko reviews
Why was she picking him from the airport again? Ah right, because Naruto was a stupid dick! Of only stupid Sasuke didn't decide to visit...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trouble by hot-ninja-babe reviews
Sakura knew he was trouble when he walked through the door... LISTEN TO TAYLOR SWIFT SONG "I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE" WHILE READING!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Perfect Princess by anchora reviews
"Sasuke, you have seven days to find a bride, or you lose the crown." Well, this was gonna be a royal pain in the ass. SASUSAKU. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,194 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kiss The Girl by River Laren reviews
Sakura was going to kill Naruto for this. Locking her and Sasuke in a room during a power outage and playing "Kiss the Girl" from The Little Mermaid was unforgivable; and if Sakura managed to survive through it, she would make him pay. Stupid blizzard. Fluff, Crack, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Evil Angels by AWK and The Akatsugirls reviews
The Akatsuki are going through their usual day... when their suddenly in a new world. OUR world. and they meet up with eight girls who know EVERYTHING about them. And before they know it, all new adventures break out as well as... Romance? !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,697 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
The First Time by Izaranna reviews
Every time Minato and Kushina are in close proximity, he learns something new. Minato has done everything humanly possible to prepare for today. But he learns the hard way, no plan survives contact with the enemy. Or the Uzumaki. A MinaKushi one-shot. Pretty fluffy stuff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Butterfly Needles by Sanashii reviews
Non-Massacre AU. In which involves a needle, a disgruntled Uchiha genius and an amused pink haired medic nin. "No Sakura, I most certainly do not require a shot on my ass."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Red Cloud Love (Remake) by Dot-Sensei reviews
An Itachi fangirl and a Tobi fangirl are about to go into fan girl heaven for all Naruto fans: the actual world of Naruto! But, being a normal teenage girl in the world of ninjas isn't easy for anyone, and these girls are no exception!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,828 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Akatsuki
Christmas Carol'd by Lucillia reviews
Someone decides to give Sasuke a second chance. On the night after the Bell Test, Sasuke is visited by the Ghosts of Uchiha Past, Uchiha Present, and Uchiha Future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
All The World's a Stage by katlou303 reviews
Sakura is a hapless college student in love with the idea of perfection. She longs for the life of fame, but is popularity really all she dreamed it would be? Itachi is 'perfect,' according to the world. He has a very different view on popularity. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,872 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Hormones by Miss Gendai Speaker reviews
Because maybe Kushina Namikaze could make up a story if her husband took so long going to the store and then think that he didn't love her anymore... But she didn't know how wrong she was. (Special collab with Sarrruh from the DA community)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Happenstance by firefly reviews
We know each other. You've heard my name. I know I've heard yours. It's the benefit of rank, circumstance, and infamy. I wonder if you'll get a chance to see me in a new light. Itachi. Temari. Vignettes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Itachi U., Temari
Yours Sincerely, Hyuuga Neji by Aen Silver Fire reviews
Dear Kishimoto Masashi-san, I read Chapter 614 two days ago! So please, allow me to share my thoughts with you. One-shot. !SPOILERS if you are not following the Manga!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Neji H. - Complete
Marriage Counseling by Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness reviews
When Sakura entered the counsling office, stupid hair obsessed husband in tow, she hadn't expected to see her ANBU captain and all of his sexy Uchiha glory. How Itachi managed to look as desireable as chocolate in a string bikini, she would never know. Crackish fic because they are o so fun!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Smile by Sacelene
Mikoto always loved both of her boys, and that's why it killed her when one of them died.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Itachi U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Love by Boriqua-chan reviews
Because no character in Naruto is good enough for my Itachi-kun, I made one up. And modeled her after me. Love doesn't happen quickly, but rather in small bursts. ItaOC. One-shots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - [Itachi U., OC] - Complete
The Sabotaging Mission by tronderjenta reviews
"You're such a heartwarmer, and you're sooo kind, and you're soo strong and silent -" "Shut up, Kushina." It was all the fan girls' fault that Kushina had to go out with Minato. Only to save his sorry ass. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Bit by Bit by SakuraPrisma reviews
[Completed] A drabble series for Itachi Uchiha and Asuna Myuki. From meeting, to dating, to marriage, and everything in between. Pairings include: ItachiAsuna, SasukeSakura-a personal favorite-and DaisukeAneko. Daisuke, Aneko, and Asuna are all my Original Characters. (please don't read, this is horrible omg)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 10,704 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - [Itachi U., OC] - Complete
Why Me? Because Fate Says So by oOBlueBumbleBeesOo reviews
Luck has abandoned me, and at the wrong time too. With the Akatsuki popping up all over the place, how are my cousin and I suppose to keep them out of trouble, without getting killed in the process. DeixOC and ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,599 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Akatsuki
My First Kiss by MokaNeedsSleep reviews
In which Sakura discovers that realization and alcohol are never a good combination. "Honestly kids, never ever drink. Not only does it kill your organs but it makes you say extremely stupid things." AU ItaSaku One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Straightforward by Traumaddict reviews
Itachi wasn't a subtle man; what he wanted is what he got, no matter the circumstances. And he wanted her. Not that she was all that opposed to the idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Don't Look Him in the Eyes by DragonofFernweh reviews
There's one night a year when the demons and humans mix, when the Devil will dance with you. There's one rule this girl must remember though before she goes to her fate. Don't look at him in the eyes. Once you do, you're his. Amaya thinks she can handle anything, but she'd never met him before, and she knows she's lost this game.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Itachi U. - Complete
Some Brother You Are by raiTonight29 reviews
Set before Chapter 580 of the manga: Just before Sasuke and Itachi confront Kabuto in all his scaly glory in that cave during the Fourth Ninja War. Itachi and Sasuke bicker like the old days! "Do you even know where you're going?" "Of course I do, you just have to trust your big brother." "...The last time I did just that, I got orphaned." Brotherly fluff and humor AHOY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
And He's a Lawyer by Sionna Dehr reviews
Uchiha Itachi, private lawyer, is faced with a dilemma when his father, CEO of a company, offers him an ultimatum via letter concerning his marriage. When a young woman he knew in high school walks into his office to negotiate his law services, Itachi offers a proposition that will hopefully save his ass. Of course, she has to agree with it. AU Itachi/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,708 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/15/2012 - [Itachi U., OC]
Wonderland by Elbei reviews
Miss Alice Baskerville has always had a sweet-tooth. Though when she's offered a job at "Wonderland," an up-and-coming patisserie and café run by an eccentric bunch of handsome young men, it isn't the decadent pastries or the copious amounts of tea that keeps her around. AU Drabble-esque. Expect various pairings, crack, and hilarity.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Oz V., Gilbert/Raven, Xerxes B., Alice
From another dimension by Rakiku Inoe reviews
Tuesday is a drag. Joy hates it. Going to college, part-time, studying... and when she finally thinks she can rest, some folks claiming to be ninjas appear in her living room. Follow the story of a plain girl Joy Phinnis as she meets Konoha's Team 7 as well as the notorious Akatsuki! She just hopes her head will stay attached to her neck, with the 'stabbing punk' running around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Team Seven, Akatsuki
Plushie Akatsuki! by Pendragon-sama reviews
I suck at summaries and titles! An ordinary fangirl gets a rather special Christmas present, that just happen to turn into the Akatsuki when she hugs them! What will happen? Rated for Hidan's mouth and stuff!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,959 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Akatsuki
Akatsuki's Presents by Sakeryu reviews
Sakura bit down harshly on her lip. His fingers flowed over her heated skin as if trying to memorize every soft curve. She called out his name softly and he responded diligently. Lemon filled. SakuraxAkatsuki
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,536 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
When Life Gives You Kittens, Still Make Lemonade by The Fault In Our Asterisks reviews
ARCHIVED FOR REFERENCE; READ STATE OF GRACE FOR MORE INFO - "It's them." I said, gaping. "It is!" Emma said, dramatically. "You know what this means?" Emma quickly whipped out her iPod and clicked a few things on it. We looked at each other and grinned, "IT'S RAINING MEN! HALLELUJAH!" Classic Akatsuki kittens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,747 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Itachi U., Sasori
Belonging by Aria Illusine reviews
Modern AU, Sakura is a guy-shy scholarship student at boarding school who becomes manager of a dorm entirely of upperclassmen guys. If it wasn't for the contract she would turn right around and run for it...ItaSakuDei, with some other AkaSaku pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,391 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Tangled threads of time by max.tmy reviews
A seal left by Yondaime in his final battle and a message by the long dead Sandaime causes Naruto to take an unusual trip, in an attempt to see his parents once again. But what happens when he decides to interfere with fate and destiny...and time?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,497 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N.
One Little Misfit by Skeren Dreamera reviews
For some reason, nobody ever sat Obito down and asked him why he was always late, just like they never asked him why he wore goggles all the time. If they had, they might have been stunned by the simplicity of his answers, and everything would have made just a little bit more sense.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Obito U. - Complete
Akatsuki's New Girls by HyugaPanda reviews
Four kunoichi from sound, sand, cloud and leaf have unintentionally made their way into Akatsuki. What happens when Orochimaru finds out about them? Will something go wrong in the end, or will everything be okay? Who knows? The author certainly doesn't! XD -Dei X OC, Tobi X OC, Hidan X OC & Ita X OC. Please R&R. Rated M to be safe Chapter 10 . εїз
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,850 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Akatsuki
Invade My World? Enjoy Yourself Then! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Finally I'm back on Earth, sent to live with my cousins in America. So, what happens when my favourite Fish and Weasel combo come flying out the TV? Add a bit of a crazy Government, some love, a pinch of craziness, and we have a sequel! ItachiXOC Random!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,133 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Itachi U.
orange sparks by Levi Ackerman reviews
Ch 2: If Kushina were a guy, and a gay guy at that, she would have gotten an instant boner, hard as the Shodai Hokage's revered Mokuton jutsu. That was the only way to adequately express how she was feeling at the moment, as she stared, unable to tear her eyes away from Minato. When you combine the Yellow Flash and the Red Hot Habanero, orange sparks will fly. MinaKushi. Oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,740 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Caged by Inuyashagrl101 reviews
I stared wide-eyed at the TV, unable to comprehend what I was seeing. It was a picture of me on a 'Missing Person' poster. My mother came on screen rallying a search effort. They were coming. SasuXOCXItachi Triangle. Plz R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,920 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
My Dear Professor by Ichigo-Rei reviews
Sakura enjoys high school life and finds herself becoming close to her professor, who also happens to be her ex-boyfriends older brother! And what happens when the Uchiha himself moves in next door? Read on to see as this new love story unfolds! AU Itachi and Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,244 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Exchange by ShatteredHeart-BlueSapphire reviews
ONESHOT! One night, he visits her room and boldly asks her to sleep with him. After trying to make sense of why he seems confident that she will accept, she finally asks for protection in turn. She tells herself it's because it's the best course of action to take... but maybe that's not entirely the reason. -Itachi/OC-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Itachi U. - Complete
Fear of Falling by Orange Sherbet reviews
Tsunade's finally decided to do something about Sakura's irrational fear of men. She can only hope that her little girl won't lose all innocence at Konoha's Academy for Boys. "Sasuke...why are my tampons in your room?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sakura H.
Club Kokoro by paumuku reviews
AU: "Welcome to Club Kokoro! The only club that will mend your broken heart! Eh? Loke sent you? I didn't know he was into men!" Just what did Gray get himself into? One-Shot
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
The Teaching Game by Orange Sherbet reviews
When Sakura decided to host a summer class teaching total dorks how to become real casanovas, she never expected them to fall in love with her. But then again, they never expected to have such a pretty teacher. "So what day are we going to learn about making out, Sakura-sensei?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 148 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sakura H.
Summer Running by Kisa Midnite reviews
Our summer was supposed to be lots of fun hanging out with each other, going to the beach, and maybe travel. Instead we're fugitives on the run thanks to the Akatsuki appearing in our lives. We didn't want to be part of their schemes but we really had no choice. Die or become a criminal? I can speak for myself and my friends, we enjoy living. Adventure/Humor/and eventual romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
I Knew I Was Unlucky, But Really? by AkatsukiWinItachiSasoriDeidara reviews
What happens when the Akatsuki show up at my house while parents are away, and I am babysitting my sister? Oh, choas, humor, and romance for sure! I knew I was unlucky...but it was far worse than I could have imagined!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Akatsuki
Raising a Raven by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
Sometimes mixing Susanoo and Kirin has deadly side effects. When team Kakashi finds an injured young Itachi the very motives of Konoha are questioned. In the end, Sasuke's "little" brother may be the one person who can bring him back to Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,111 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
The Legacy of War by ShotgunRedneck reviews
Naruto Time Travel! Naruto Uzumaki has had enough. He has failed the Graduation Exam twice and now a stranger claims that he is his relative. Why does he have a locket that holds pcitures of an older him and Hinata? What is going on!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Everybody Wants to be a Cat by A. bsolute T. ruth S. poken reviews
While trying a new jutsu, something goes terribly wrong and the Akatsuki end up in our world, but as adorable kittens! When adopted by Akatsuki fangirls, they learn a whole new side of their world. DeiOC ItaOC PeinOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,889 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Akatsuki
Renewed by fyd818 reviews
Temari Sabaku is running from the ghosts of her past. Itachi Uchiha is grimly facing the reality of his future. One encounter on the ship of dreams can change it all... A story of hope, forgiveness, and true love in times of tragedy. :Itachi x Temari:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,664 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - [Temari, Itachi U.]
My Life As A Clinically Insane Pink Haired Girl by PeinSaku reviews
My mom got called away on some kind of business trip yesterday, so my brother Nagato and I have to stay home alone for a couple of weeks. And since he just can't stand the thought of leaving me to my own devices, Jerk-face over here decided that he's gonna drag me along to his stupid little group meeting. Kill me now. [AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,197 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 205 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Sakura H., Pain/Pein] Nagato U., Akatsuki - Complete
Smarter Than the Average Pet by SheerCuriosity03 reviews
When two girls discover the wonders of owning a pet, they bite off way more than they can chew. With new pets Jinx, Knight, Sunny, Luna, Cookie, Sugar, Stitch, Birdie, Sushi, and Smartass, things might get a little bit out of hand. ItachiXOC HidanXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,009 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Akatsuki
Working Hard or Hardly Working? by another.creative.lover reviews
/ItaOC/ Itachi's having troubles finding a secretary-one that WON'T attack him with fangirl intents to ravish him! Will the new girl cut out to be what he's looking for? iSakura companion fic. Anthology of ItaOC lemons. Dedicated to Yukiume.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,538 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Itachi U.
Finding Myself, Finding Love by Rinoa-san reviews
She heard the screams of jealousy. However, she didn't care at that moment. All she cared about was that she was rooming with another guy. How will Rena survive her one year as a representative for her school after she discovers that a new boy in her room
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,457 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Sasuke U.
What's My Name Again? by Dango-sama reviews
Itachi ponders the merits of Temari's last name.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Itachi U., Temari - Complete
Misconception by misscheekiness reviews
"What kind of a man are you! Your girlfriend here is injured and the only thing you care about is coming on time for wherever it is you have to go!" in which Deidara is mistaken for Sasori's girlfriend. Crackfic. T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Deidara, Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Time Travel 101 by nrdyfresh reviews
Naruto and the gang get some very strange visitors from the future.Time ravel fic.NaruHina ShikaTem NejiTen SasuSaku Gaara xOC LeexOC and KibaxOC kankuro x OC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Burning Bright:: Itachi Uchiha Oneshot by xSamidare reviews
Now you understood what he meant…And you fell to the floor and cried. ReaderxItachi Song Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Deck of Criminals by Navi-at-Heart reviews
As 18 and 20 year old best friend narutards Alexis and Callie move into Callie's parent's old house, Callie gets a deck of cards that turn out to be the Akatsuki! I don't have a good word system so no flaming or complaints about spelling and grammar!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,529 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Akatsuki
This is AWESOME! by funkiestkong reviews
Brianna, Jessamyne, and Azby are having the time of their lives when they suddenly get captured by the Akatsuki. What will they find out about themselves when they meet Pein? -Self Inserts. -OOC-ness. -Language and sexual content. *MARKED AS COMPLETE.*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,755 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
In Our World by BlueNBlackRoses reviews
I sat in that auditorium and stared in front of me. My face contorted with confusion as I wonder how in the world our principal let people who looked like they did within a hundred feet of this place! Wow, my life just got really complicated. SebastianOC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 108,231 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sebastian M. - Complete
100 Kisses by the freak down the street reviews
"And guess what, you egocentric dickhead; I could get 100 guys to kiss me!" "Confident, are you, Sakura?" A bet gone right in all the wrong ways. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,841 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Wish to Remember by RomesLions reviews
A lonely young girl makes a wish and suddenly the Akatsuki are at her door; as kittens. Except there's one problem, she's never seen Naruto in her life! Kitty cursing, crazy-ness, and a hyper-active Tobi, thing're gunna to get crazy. Adopted from Nadalada
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,634 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Akatsuki
Birthday Cake Oreos by Boyfriend Tees and Honey Bees reviews
In which Saiyuri is angry at Itachi, and he makes it up to her. Ita/OC AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Itachi U. - Complete
Rumor by Romantically Distant reviews
Guess my Name. It is a simple task, or is it? "You think so? There are over 5000 female names in our country, not including unisex names. There are a lot of options; and you only get one try." The young pinkette told the group of males. AU Fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,339 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Time Unravels by Wednesday1990 reviews
Kakashi and his team: Tenzo, Naruto, Sakura, Sai, and Sasuke, are on a mission traveling through Grass country. The six get sent to the past and meet Team Minato. What'll they do? No Pairings. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,658 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Minato N., Yamato
Contraband Quest by chochxng reviews
Alexis and Vanille are back, this time with a blue haired nin in the real world, a five year old child and two ninja cats. How long until they return to Land of The Ninjas? Deidara/OC & Itachi/OC with Pein/Konan on the side. Hidan/OC towards the end. NOTE: This story is terribly written and only remains posted because I'm a sentimental fool. Read at your own discretion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,161 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - [Akatsuki, OC] Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
20 Ways to Feel ALIVE! by I. M. Carter reviews
AU Uh, remind me again why I'm blowing up buildings, dancing the tango with Madara Uchiha and kicking small children out of bounce houses... Oh yeah, that's right... to feel "alive." I hate my friends.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,958 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
A girl and her puppies by Can't Decide a Pen Name reviews
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Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 54,906 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Akatsuki
Unforeseen Consequences by Animus of Masada reviews
Sometimes, even geniuses can be shocked by the consequences of their actions. Orochimaru didn't expect his jutsu to truly revive Minato and Kushina, but the Death God is not so easily understood. Rewrite of FDCL. Minato and Kushina alive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,837 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Wish by Mokulule reviews
She wished with all her heart that she could change that fateful day. The day two brothers' souls were irreversibly broken. She should be careful with what she wishes. She might just get the chance. Time travel fic. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,407 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 2,548 - Follows: 2,634 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Fangrlz II: Deleted Scenes by Destiny's Hand reviews
Here be little snippets from Fangrlz II: Legends - some silly, some serious - that did not make it into the final cut.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2012
I blame the cat by Sety566 reviews
Kin got hit by a bus while trying to save a cat. Turns out the cat was a demon opening a portal to its' home. The world of Naruto.What does Kin get out of this? A chance to stop the Uchiha massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Itachi U.
Through the Looking Glass by PinkFuzzBall reviews
Kimberly Amber is just spending her time away during the summer when she looks into her mirror and sees, not her reflection, but Konan's!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 39,490 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Akatsuki
A Little Help by ShelbySabaku reviews
In which Sakura is dragged to the Victoria Secret Semi-Annual Sale and gets a whole lot more than she expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Farmers the Sequel by Gaara's Devil reviews
READ PREQUEL "The Farmers" The Akatsuki are stuck in our world. Now they have to try to get back. Slight AU and OOCness to a minimum.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,586 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara
Akatsukitties by Valkyrie0Magma reviews
What if the bijuu extraction with Gaara was stopped before it finished? and what if the result sent the akatsuki here...as cats? DeidaraxOc, ItachixOc, SasorixOc, Tobi/MadaraxOc, slight HidaKonaPain. AU. Rated T for language among other things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,631 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2382 - Favs: 9,593 - Follows: 5,056 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Chaos Theory by gingeringfigs reviews
Namikaze Minato never expected that he would actually have a son and that his son, Uzumaki Naruto, was already an adult. Neither did he expect that his son would end up bringing so much chaos and trouble into his life like his namesake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,066 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Minato N., Naruto U.
No Strings Attached by Lady Silvamord reviews
Itachi, Sakura, a cold, rainy night, and a hot spring. Before The Dawn AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,966 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Art Of Persuasion by lost in corde meo reviews
"I'll have you know, Uchiha, that I can persuade anyone into giving me anything at any time." In which, Sakura learns of consequences of opening her mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Christmas Carols by gonyonomaru reviews
A collection of Akatsuki Christmas carols! Have you ever heard 'Itachi the Emo Ninja' or 'Orochimaru is coming to town? How about 'Deidera the Terrorist? Well, they are much more... 'magical' than our classic carols. Warning: slight crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Kittens and Kunai by xdreamernumbuhfour reviews
Drabble series. They were supposed to be cats. Not a group of S-class criminals. She knew she should have taken them to the shelter when she had the chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,804 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Akatsuki
of pickup lines and popsicles by fishtank reviews
AU. One thing will always lead to another. Always. —Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The It School by Riz-I reviews
Ladies and gentlemen... Welcome to the It School. Just remember one thing; This is The It School... And this is where it's at.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,904 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Black Plus White Equalls Grey by PaInTiNg-ThE-aPocAlYpCe reviews
What happens when Pein realizes that Akatsuki will eventually die out? He kicks the other men out until they find strong girlfriends in other villages or course! But is that really Pein? Rated M for sexual themes and swearing. OCsXAkatsuki
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,080 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Akatsuki
Konoha Suna Union High by Celtic Water Spirit reviews
Semi-AU, ninja high school. Itachi/OC and Sasori/OC. Welcome to a silly story about hotshot Akatsuki gang members caught off guard when they encounter girls that are just as witty and skilled as they are. Find out how they handle it all. Full summary inside. Sequel is "The Akatsuki from KSUH".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,808 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sasori, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Sun Fall by Noel14 reviews
It's never fun when your wizard friend thinks it would be cool to summon beings from another world into your backyard. It's even less fun when those people from another world end up holding you hostange in your own house. But that's just Koori's luck.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,638 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Akatsuki
Silence, Please! by HMOrange216 reviews
Uchiha Itachi, 17, has been asked by his mom last minute before a party to babysit one of his friends, also 17. On this rainy night, Itachi wonders just why a teenage girl would possibly need babysitting. ItaOC. Oneshot! AU:P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Itachi U. - Complete
Life Changing Kats by Ultimate-Apples reviews
By an unknown jutsu used by Orochimaru, the Akatsuki have been turned into cats and have turned up in our world. Introduce three Narutards and you'll cause choas! Rated T for use of language Hidan...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,625 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Akatsuki
STARS by Jiaqui
So me and my four friends, only two others being Naruto-savvy, use a spell to place us near the ones fate chose for us. Includes Akatsuki love, Sasukeness, Konoha characters, fangirl plights,and torturing Kabuto. ItachiOC, DeiOC, KibaOC, ShikaOC, SasukeOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,518 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011
Concessions by Systatic reviews
Pein's final technique wasn't control over death, but time. Naruto, sent back to start his life over, has a chance to change it all. Stuck with a differing Kyuubi attack and a wary, overprotective Fourth, will Naruto be able to do as he planned? GENFIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 5,122 - Follows: 5,707 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Why You Almost Never Trust Random People At Anime by mgirl63 reviews
I just had to write it or it would haunt me forever. A girl gets sent from our time to our favorite Victorian England.Rated K ratng could change depending on later chapters. No slashs, comment please even if its I WANT A PICKLE! Sebastian x Oc
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Sebastian M.
The Flower That Blooms in the Darkness by StarrburstNoodles reviews
Natsumi Kuragari is a mysterious girl. She loves night; her only friend is a fox named Riku; she's an excellent fighter; she resides in Konohagakure. That is, until one night, when she is swept away by a deadly organization: Akatsuki. Itachi x OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,842 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Itachi U.
Guilty Pleasure by Banira reviews
In which Ada's love for the occult influences her tastes in interesting ways, and an exasperated Vincent is forced to buy his girlfriend purple, fuzzy handcuffs. AU. Vincent/Ada and mentions of Oz/Gil
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Ada V., Vincent N. - Complete
Who Would Have Known by AkatsukIxGirL reviews
3 Best friends, 7 guys.. Sounds sexy huh? What happens when you're stuck with the same guys over a period of time? You get romance, that's what happens. ItaTema DeiIno TenTenx? R&R Plz!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,515 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Temari, Ino Y.
Taken Akatsuki Fantasy by DreamingSpiritBells reviews
Six girls, Ashley, Raylin, Alice, Catie, Kamiah, and Mary Ruth are taken from our world by the Akatsuki, read and enter their lives as the new recruits in the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,296 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Akatsuki
We're as Good as Gone by Rengoku Akashi reviews
Three Narutard fangirls find a spell book that takes them to the world of Naruto. The craziest one of them is separated and ends up with the sexy bad guys. Will love come before friendship or will they be forced to kill each other?OCxKiba, OCxItachi, OCx?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,043 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Itachi U., Kiba I.
Weeks of Waiting by obsidianLight16 reviews
Two years pass since Itachi and Deidara first meet and they're still up to no good. Or rather- Deidara is, along with the help of his newfound family. Things look to be alright at first, but now a problem concerning Itachi's missing parents comes up...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,951 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara
Akatsuki Girls by misammi reviews
Three girls, kidnapped and taken away from their home only slightly against their will. Mostly Confused about the demands of their not mysterious captors, they prefer not to obey the commands diligently and discover what it means to be a shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 1/29/2008
Claimed by Aislinn Silver reviews
Sakura knew that Itachi was the most intense person she'd ever meet, but she never could have expected this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Playing with Fire, Dancing with Wind by SnakeyLobve reviews
Two best friends, and polar opposites, die in a car accident, and wake up in the naruto world! What happens when they fall into the hands of Akatsuki? literally! Read and find out! Rated for swearing.DeidaraxOC ItachixOC Itaxoc deixoc itachioc deidaraoc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,904 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U.
That Awkward Conversation by Lady Silvamord reviews
Itachi and Sakura have a rather embarassing problem. Post 4th War AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 131 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
The Wits & Woes of Miss Sakura Haruno by Orange Sherbet reviews
Itachi had a kunai at my throat, Hidan had my wrists, and Deidara was sitting on my thighs. And let's not forget the fact that they were all still topless. Pakkun, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Chibi Neko by fangrl369 reviews
itachi finds a girl on his way back to the hideout, but she is no ordinary girl! rated M in case. bad summary i know, but please read! *big sad eyes*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,396 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Akatsuki
Be My One Sweet Bite by SliceOfLife reviews
Sweets were his life. But being sweet was a different story, which Sakura realizes as she works in his shop. He's rude and intolerable. "Well cupcake, if you ran the shop that would be your decision but since you don't, it's mine." ItachixSakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
We're All Dogs Here by Nibi-Nekomata reviews
Miyako Takahashi was out for a normal walk after doing her shopping. A jerk happened to be choking a dog. She stopped him. He literally gave her a dog. Plus another thirteen. Dawn dogs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,239 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Akatsuki
Did It Hurt? by PrettyUnstoppable reviews
Akane Sora is just another high school girl. However, what happens when her friends find out she has feelings for an enemy? ItachixOC oneshot. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Itachi U. - Complete
Already Over by RogueSama reviews
It made him afraid for some reason that Naruto hadn't even said a word, just sat there stunned as if not quite believing or maybe just now processing the fact that this was really happening. -Time Travel-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
May I Take Your Order? by obsidianLight16 reviews
Trying to order a pizza in a taxi crowded with ten people was a bad idea to start with. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
And They Arrive by Fragmented Mind reviews
Funny how people would write fanfics, right? But I swear, some crazy fan is writing my life, and now I have two Akatsuki members to take care of... Damn that Uchiha and the Blue Dude - -
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,330 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Be Careful What You Wish For by Tsuki Ai reviews
I was only buying groceries when I suddenly found myself carrying around this so-called "magical" book. Yeah, right. There's no such thing as magic. So to prove my point, I made a wish. Unfortunately I got exactly what I wanted... OC x **HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,145 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010
Playing with Fire by CideanForever reviews
The Akatsuki come to our world and Nicky isn't pleased about it. Why? Because they're invading her house.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,817 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Who let the wolves out? Wait what? by xXxBlackRoseOfSOuthParkxXx reviews
The akatsuki are turn to wolves and are place with in another world then their own. what happens when a girl picks them up from the street and takes the home? I'll tell you MAYHEM! 2 completely different lifestyle place into one house! AkatsukiXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Irritation by Sweetems reviews
The Akatsuki are transported into our world! Waking in an unfamiliar house, they are greeted by a screaming girl and a guy with a baseball bat. How did the sand siblings get sucked into this madness?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Akatsuki, Gaara
What More Could An Uchiha Want? by AkatsukIxGirL reviews
Temari started off loving Sasuke but when Itachi seems to have an interest in her She finds herself not knowing what to do. Warning contains not hardcore but a definite lemon.. Love triangle between Sasuke Temari and Itachi.. SasuTemaIta. R&R Plz!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,387 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Temari, Sasuke U.
Patient 0917401 by smallwoodlandplant reviews
:ItaSaku AU Drabble Series: "I'll be her counselor for her whole 31-day stay." In which Sakura winds up with Itachi Uchiha being her 'counselor' for her stay at the hospital. Things are bound to get weird.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 8,407 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Welcome To My World by Awesomely-Awesome Alice reviews
I never knew fanfictions could actually come true. Let alone happen to me. What am I to do when I find the Akatsuki on my doorstep? ItachixOC, HidanxOC, SasorixOC Rated T for Hidan's language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,155 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011
Hired Stalker by The 8th Stone reviews
Sakura Haruno has a secret: she is a hired stalker, the best there is in Konoha High. Never before has she been caught, never has she failed a mission. But now came the biggest challenge yet: get the photo of Sasuke Uchiha, newest fangirl fancy. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
s ranked kittens by poisonlovely reviews
oh, my. the akatsuki have "poofed" into my world as kittens... and they're rather annoyed. Aw, snap... this can't be good... Let's hope the tooth fairy and chuck norris can help me... CRACK. T for Hidan. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,486 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Place: Rewrite by surelysilly reviews
[DISCONTINUED] I'm sure my house looked so much better then my neighbors. What with their brand new pool and new flat-screen they installed last week, I'm sure my house looked like a gem just waiting for the picking. Cosplaying robbers just had to choose my house.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Akatsuki
The Most Important Person in the Life of the Sixth by Mustsleep reviews
-as told by that person, Shisui Uchiha. ItaSaku. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
The New Girl by BeyondBirthdayxX reviews
Konohagakure International High School: "You're going to sue an Uchiha..? Seriously?" "Come on, he HIT me with his car! His freaking car, damn it!" "You're insane. No, completely stupid is more like it." "Thanks for pointing out the obvious."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,581 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Itachi U., Sasori
Sisters of the Akatsuki by DieBlumen reviews
AU Akatsuki are seniors in high school and meet some new housemates. Rated M due to language, for now. Also, I forgot the disclaimer in the actual text: I don't own anything from/about naruto but the other characters's are all mine
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Akatsuki
30 Things Women Should Know About Men by whateverbro reviews
Because honestly, they're getting annoying. Warning: Major stereotyping involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,752 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010
Ways to Join the Akatsuki by TotalTownie reviews
-CRACK;COMPLETE- Using a *non existent* fan book, we can explore the many different ways OCs join the Akatsuki! (OC/Various Akatsuki members)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,453 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Fattening by crookedcath reviews
She tried to sleep with him, he called her jail bait. She took her shirt off, he threw a rule book at her. How do you seduce Uchiha Itachi? Sakura didn't know, but in the end, Haruno Sakura always got what she wanted. Non-Massacre. One Shot/ ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Change in Direction by Tasha Ashes reviews
But it was that smirk that made me realize that it was definitely the same Sasuke regardless of his godlike body. He was still his ignorant, cocky, completely amazing self... the only thing that had changed was the fact that he chose to sit beside me. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 178,024 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Team Thirteen by PeinSaku reviews
He was an Uchiha, dang it. Just because he didn't pass his Chunin Exams before leaving the village DID NOT MAKE HIM A GENIN AT AGE TWENTY-FOUR WHEN HE FINALLY RETURNED TO SAID VILLAGE. GOD. — Sequel to "Letters to Sasuke." [Crack!fic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bang! Now We're Even by XxXMiiDNiGhTXxX reviews
The Akatsuki turned into kittens? Problem. The Akatsuki somehow ending up in a different universe? BIG problem. Oh wait, can't get any worse, right? Well, what if I said they were put into the hands of three not so normal girls? MAJOR PROBLEM!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/2/2011
Romance and Pranks and Akatsuki, Oh My by OsuwariKawaii reviews
I have to room with five jerks. Have to prank with my friend Kayla and the biggest jerk, and Orochimaru in the equation? Too much to handle! But... I can't shake off the feeling to leave. Gah! T for obvious reasons. Several NTAS references. Later though
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,541 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Akatsuki
Reality? by Jhomtunio reviews
Who would've thought 4 Leaf-nin and 4 Akatsuki would end up together without fighting. The reason...No chakra and they've been teleported to Earth, where they end up staying with three girls who know more about them than they do. Crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,989 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
A Very Unexpected Change by ShadowHeart251 reviews
Kakashi never suspected that something so unusual would happen. Something so unbelievable. He's traveled back in time and feels like it's up to him to change things even at the risk of his own life. And it seems his students have come along for the ride.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,610 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Kakashi H.
His Hands by YoBeezy reviews
A proper lady never takes her clothes off on the first date. But who ever said she was proper?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,445 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
It All Started With Sex Ed by CuteCountryGirl-14 reviews
How could so many things happen after just an innocent sex ed? How will Kinma cope with the mental torture that the Akatsuki puts her in. Rated T for foul language and mentioning of sex, Rating may change. AkatsukixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Akatsuki
How to Annoy the Akatsuki for Dummies by 1Skadu3 reviews
1Skadu3 brings you your very own handbook on how to annoy the members of the Akatsuki! Each lesson provides a brief description on how to accomplish the task and possible consequences. Attempt at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Akatsuki
All women are: by hihimakino reviews
What guys from Naruto have to say about it? And Akatsuki? This was originally for International Woman's day, but here I'm : Hope you enjoy, reviews please *-*
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Notebook by fantasmefantastic reviews
AU. SasuSaku, SaiIno, NaruHina, ShikaTema, and NejiTen. The Notebook is simply a way to pass time for us gals in Konoha University. Nothing special in there. Just our Plans, Wills, Code Names, Conversations, Crushes...right, nothing special at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,235 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008
Nightmare Come True by Wings-of-Sapphire reviews
Sakura Haruno had an Inner. An Inner who made her have dreams that she didn't want to have. And now to get her Inner to stop so she can go back to normal, she must live through these dreams, that involve shirtless men, and S-class criminals. Oh joy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,501 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Sakura H.
Elevator Blues by cutecrazyice reviews
A scared girl and an impatient boy in a long elevator ride. What could happen? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 8,663 - Follows: 3,303 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Letters to Sasuke by PeinSaku reviews
"So, here's my plan, Uchiha: You read all of these letters and realize what an idiot you were for leaving the village. You ask to be reinstated, I grant your request, and I kick your scrawny tail for all the trouble you've caused. Everyone lives happily ever after. The end. I expect your answer soon, and I expect it to be satisfactory. OR ELSE." Signed, Tsunade. [Crack!fic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,098 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Konoha Private Academy by CookyeLord reviews
The teachers are getting pretty tired of the students distinct 'bad' behaviour. So as a conclusion. They are rooming opposite ends so together in a dorm so they cancel each other out. This even meant that girls are sharing a room with a guy.Parings inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Into the Microwave by AlyssumRose reviews
Melody is the Kakashi fangirl, Alyssa the Akatsuki wannabe and Tera the friend who went along with them. Somehow we opened a portal to Konoha, now watch as we ruin the plot and mind boggle all the characters. Konoha here we come, and it's not a genjutsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,768 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Kakashi H., Itachi U.
Heaven by Mustsleep reviews
-Everyone must die and Itachi was ready, prepared for what was to come. But seeing the one person, the one man, he regretted killing most of all; tore at his resolve to take what he deserved. one-shot Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Dalliance by land law is for losers reviews
Sakura and Itachi meet at the Christmas party of a mutual friend; they kiss. Six days later, they meet at the New Year's Eve party; this time, though, it's not so fleeting. AU, Modern times, ItaSaku, slight crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The revenge of the Akatsuki! by gaarafangirl91 reviews
Sequel to "Akatsuki Pets". The Akatsuki are back and they want revenge. But this time, they have two teenage girls to help them. Will their plan suceed?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Akatsuki
Stars and Angels by KuyaNR reviews
Shikamaru brings home a friend for christmas, with the hope that things won't be too troublesome.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
CPR by Traumaddict reviews
Sakura's decision to attend CPR lessons grasps the attention of her boyfriend, Itachi, whom knows no bounds to prevent her from completing that course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
14 guys in 7 days by Maximum Chaos-Chan reviews
Sakura doesn't have a date to the dance. What'll she do if her friends set up a personal ad for her on the school website? What'll she do when some of her school's hottest guys reply? Who will she chose? Saku x Everyone. THIS IS A LITERAL PILE OF SHIT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,187 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Sakura H.
On Their Territory We're Screwed by AcctClerk23 reviews
Sequel to 'Invasion of the Sensei's Dum Dumm Dumm.' In their world it's "do as we say, and you live." Of course, they are being tortured non stop, including training, molesting, etc,etc. You can imagine whatever else is occurring xD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,790 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein
Another Chance by Tiro reviews
32-year old Uzumaki Naruto is a very different person from when he was 12. Death has made his life different. What will he do when he gets thrown back into the past with two of his last friends? Non-yaoi. Rated M for some violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,965 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 3,078 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
No Regrets this Time Around by AProcrastinatingWriter reviews
For the other four men, time-travel was a golden opportunity to do good things and save people from evil. But for Sasuke, it was even more than that: it was a second chance at life, and at love. Main: SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTema. Crack:GaaIno. UPDATE 09/02/14: This story has been canceled. I will not even be looking at the reviews for it. Thank you. I'm sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 104,070 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Teenage Girl's Guide To Surviving Life by The Girl With the Angel Wings reviews
AU. 21 Rules. 5 Girls. 1 Year. And a whole lot of trouble. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTem, KibaIno. On HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,492 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
6 Feet Under by CaitlinXcowz reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan find a coffin that is made out of a rare metal. What will happen when the body inside of the coffin is still alive? Rated for Hidan's language. AkatsukiXOC BEING REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,083 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
A rude awakening: by Perfect Beauty reviews
After a night of celebrating her promotion to Jounin, Kushina Uzumaki wakes up the next morning to an unwelcome guest. But, will that drunken night bring forth a new love or regret? Revision in process..Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Kushina U., Minato N.
Prisoners and Paper Planes by Valkyrie0Magma reviews
One day, some place, a prisoner fell for a girl outside the fence...NaruHina oneshot, based off the song 'Prisoner' by Len Kagamine".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
18 Things by cutecrazyice reviews
18 things that Uchiha Sasuke will never, ever tell you. SasuSaku, Team Seven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 117 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Dragon Warrior Sisters by Danni Tran reviews
The DWS is a group of girls that contain a powerful dragon within them. One day, their leader makes an alliance with the Akatsuki. Now, the 5 girls are forced to live with them. Finally, light has shed on the Akatsuki. Kind of. SasoOC DeiOC ItaOC PeinOC TobiOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,542 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki
Secret Letters by Kakashi-Loving-Anime-Freak reviews
Finding a letter in his new house, Naruto decides to send the letter to the address written on it. Soon a bond is created between the two. But, who is this mysterious bastard? SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,887 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Perchance to Dream by TaikoHawk reviews
Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,026 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Holding Destiny With Your Own Two Hands by Vtll reviews
“There is a scroll. It has a jutsu that can stop this from happening. You can go back in time. You can change all this.” The remnants of Konoha strive to change not only their history, but many other tragedies as well. MinaKushi but otherwise Genfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,101 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 3,352 - Follows: 3,104 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U.
3 Sexy Men In My Room! by Axel-chan2314 reviews
Halfway through the night blue, purple and red eyes shone dangerously through the darkness of the room, Roxanne hugged the plushie's closely...shortly after 'I love you' rang through the night air R&R please Review ITACHIxHIDANxDEIDARAxOC story
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U.
The Kunoichi Diaries: Senior Year by Yui Korero reviews
Sakura, Temari, Ino, Tenten and Hinata each write entries in a small blue diary... and I stole it! SasuSaku, ShikaTema, NejiTen, KibaIno, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Kitty Kurse by Ailarii reviews
When the Akatsuki are turned into cats and sent to our world and discovered by a total Narutard and her friend, what happens? Chaos. That is what happens my friend; especially when an Alex is involved... DeiOC and ItaOC. Rated for language and humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,040 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Torikoshi Kurou by pyxislynx reviews
Itachi/Sakura. She didn't want to. He didn't want to. But Itachi had never refused any order given to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,168 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
A Simple Question by ClockRepair reviews
A young Itachi's life is screwed over by a series of questions asked by an even younger Sasuke. Warning for Itachi OOC-ness. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Seeds We Sow by Animus of Masada reviews
Sequel to well received story, "Time Heals All Wounds". After Team 7 accidentally travels to and changes the past, they are left to reap the seeds they sowed, bonding with the families and friends they never had before. Time Travel/Minato alive (NOTE: Up for adoption; discontinued. If interested, check out my other Naruto stories.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,863 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,174 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
Big Town Ninjas by Colafangirl93 reviews
Sequel to Small Town Ninjas. Haven't read it? Don't worry. The sequel is as independent as a sequel can be which means you don't have to read STN first ; What will happen when the Akatsuki attend high school and has to "fight" against the evil teachers?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010
Airborne by Stormdragon6 reviews
As a half bird experiment born in a laboratory, Sakura is a prisoner. As a half human, she wants to be free. As escaped prey she will be hunted by predators. As an intelligent, flying creature, Sakura must trust herself to find true freedom. MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 227,274 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sakura H.
Pancakes by Miss.Fortuna reviews
It's a high school fic! Sakura is attending to a new school and she meets the most handsome man she's ever seen. And of course they fall in love. They just don't want to admit it, yet. 'You like my pancakes' Yes we do! ItaSaku Itachi x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
You are my SunShine: Rewritten by RocknKitty reviews
When the ANBU found out she accompanied an Akatsuki member,it seemed she had no chance at a happy life.But the criminal had saved her,and was even offering her to stay with him as he travelled.Can Sunna find the happiness she never had with Itachi?Ita/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,775 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Curse of Uchiha Manor by Ashurii no Neko reviews
A century ago, Uchiha Manor was placed with a curse that would entwined those who broke the seal with the sons that were damned inside. In turn, unleashing a great evil. Too bad no one told Naruto and Yume that. Yaoi Vampirefic. Rated:M NaruSasu ItaOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,074 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
You Wish You Could Forget by CaitCatastrophe reviews
Konoha is the ideal place to live in the Fire Country. But when Sakura Haruno, high school sophomore, find herself in an unexpected situation, she learns that with any "perfect" community, there are people hiding deep, dark secrets. AU ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,436 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
dirty talk by the blanket reviews
CRACK. ONESHOT. SASUSAKU. "So Sasuke-kun," Sakura began, as she did her very best to compose herself. "Let's talk about sex."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Pretend Boyfriend by Xmarksthespot reviews
Sakura's relatives are coming to visit. The problem? They don't know her parents enrolled her in a ninja school. To all Haruno's, being a ninja is frowned upon. So when Sasuke shows up at her doorstep for a mission, what does she do? Kiss him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,702 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cinnamon by Miss Celsius reviews
ItaSaku:: When forced to move into a new apartment, Itachi did not know what would kill him first: the deplorable location or the maddening smell of cinnamon coming from next door. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Akatsuki Invaded My House by Sweet-Confessions reviews
I wake up one morning with the whole team of Akatsuki in my bedroom. What the heck could have happened and why are they here! Rated M for Hidan's big mouth 83 and maybe a little pervyness...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 86,002 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Akatsuki
Timeleap no Jutsu! by StValentineSt reviews
This is a story of a girl who had the misfortune to get hit by lightning, end up in an anime she didn't like to watch and even get the hots for a homicidal lunatic going by the name of Itachi Uchiha... Yep. This is one crazy story. My story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,007 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Itachi U., Hidan
World's Worst Ninjas by omfgthisisgay321 reviews
When three not-so-normal teens find themselves in the Naruto world they realize that there is more to the Akatsuki than they thought. Of love, laughs, candy, squirrels, adventures, pepperspray, pets, and minivans. Oh my.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,693 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Akatsuki
It's All Relative by Owl344 reviews
Orochimaru is winning, and Konoha and almost all of its citizens are dead. It's up to Naruto and Co. to go back in time into their genin bodies and save the world. Unfortunately, no one told Kakashi this. And he wants, badly, to know what's going on...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Kakashi H.
Punishment & Reward by Tro22 reviews
Have you ever had those little fantasies of you being punished by the Akatsuki in a all to pleasing manner? Well today, that dream is going to be fulfilled! Light notes of rape, torture, death, love, fluff, and everything else. Rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Akatsuki
Who knew ninjas clubbed? by Colafangirl93 reviews
Another story about the C-girls Cookie, Crazy and Crispy and the Akatsuki! This time the girls meet the Akatsuki at the hottest club in their town. What will happen? Rated M for lemons and Hidans language. Now complete! Do enjoy and please review!:D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
Legally Bound by Hate Me-I Dare You reviews
What does Itachi call Sakura when no ones around? Who knew THE Itachi Uchiha would use such a cute nickname!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Just Kiss Her, Kiss Her! Just Drop Dead! by AmericanNidiot reviews
Ren Harada is a romantic. Dark is a thief. And they're made fore eachother! Is Ren really Dark's soulmate? His true maiden? OC!
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Dark M.
Assassin by night & Nerd by day by Bloodlustkunoichi reviews
Her name is Sakura Haruno. She lives life as a fierce assassin by night and...a high school nerd by day! How will she keep her secret safe from her classmates! and how will she cope with having to put up with bullies without exposing her secret! R&R! AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,328 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6436 - Favs: 12,887 - Follows: 5,008 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
7 Minutes in Heaven Itachi by Mystic Shaddow reviews
A one-shot with Itachi and your point of view. Setting is the game 7 Minutes in Heaven. A/N: I own none of the Akatsuki characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Dear Little Girls by SullenBee reviews
Speaking of sex, how many of you little girls have had sex?... Naruto's view on fanfics and such. Not suitable for people with "sensitive skin". Naruto, Sasuke and the gang belong to Kishimoto for now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wild Thing by AstroMantic reviews
When two rival boarding schools are forced to merge together, one being prestigious and the other being out of control, what good will come of it? SakuSasu NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,130 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Hitotoki Ryokou no Jutsu by land law is for losers reviews
Time Travel Fic. Kakashi and Naruto end up in the Fourth’s time, while Sasuke and Sakura end up in Itachi’s loyalty time. RANDOMNESS. SasuSaku probably.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009
Curiosity Killed the Cat by PeinSaku reviews
Imagine her surprise when Sakura came to find her clothes missing and a very self-satisfied Uchiha Itachi standing at the only exit of the girls' locker room. [AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,792 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 158 - Published: 2/5/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Just Where Do You Think You’re Going? by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Pain is Yours by spirited curiosities reviews
Two kunoichi fall prey to the Akatsuki and each finds themselves seduced by different men. However, their story is the same: she fell in love with him, he fell in love with her. Dark secrets threaten the stability of their relationships. Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,824 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - [Hidan, OC] Itachi U.
Seventeen Is The Best Age For Engagement, You Know by PeinSaku reviews
New Year's with the Uchiha's couldn't be so bad, right? Right? "Mother, you're choking her." Scratch that. It was going to be a nightmare. — Sequel to "Fifteen Is A Good Age For Having Kids, You Know." [AU. Crack-ish.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,404 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/1/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 3,019 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Ripple by miforever29 reviews
When the impossible becomes possible and the line between dreams and reality blurs, what will Naruto do when he's confronted with the past? And what does this mean for the present and the future? Time travel fic. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,225 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 169 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Haunting by Aria Illusine reviews
Modern AU, Sakura is the granddaughter of a shaman, who doesn't believe she has any powers. But when the house she's just moved into turns out to be...already inhabited, the girl is forced to take matters into her own hands. ItaSaku KakaSaku NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,045 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
No Matter What by caterwaul reviews
Quite often, Itachi remembers a moment that never was.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Feminism and Stilettos by nooziewoozie reviews
“Kushina, love, is this one of those things I can blame on your uterus?” --Kushina reads Twilight, and is not quite pleased with what she sees. MinaKushi, but mostly Kushina being RAWR FEMINIST NINJA.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 130 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 179 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Two Idiots and The Akatsuki by Miss Masquerade reviews
On Haitus. Okay, intelligent boys and girls. Who knows what happens when you place two best friends both influenced by the overdose of insanity, awesomeness, sugar and humour into the hands of the Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,879 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
Somnolence by Aria Illusine reviews
AU Non-Mass ItaSaku “Enough,” he said quietly, effectively silencing the other two. “I will clear up this argument between the two of you. Neither of you will use the room; I will stay with Sakura-san tonight." ANBU Trainee Sakura fic #1
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 121 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Problems and Concussions by nooziewoozie reviews
Uzumaki Kushina had a problem. And that problem was that she wanted to screw Namikaze Minato every which way that was possible. She was also willing to attempt ways that were anatomically impossible. --MinaKushi, and discussions that go nowhere. Maybe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 4,412 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Getting Revenge Without Being a Total Prick by Sarah1281 reviews
After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Of Marriage and Diplomacy by nooziewoozie reviews
Kushina honestly didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or go after the little Uchiha brat and his family with a chakra-infused frying pan. --chibi!Naruto asks why his parents aren't married. Rated for coarse language and adult situations. Kind of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Kushina U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Gift of a Thief by Aria Illusine reviews
AU ItaSaku “He called it a Gift,” Sakura said, a note of bitterness filling her voice, “But it’s really my curse." Caught when her curse forces her to break into the Uchiha house, she comes face to face with a patient who strikes her a bargain...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,561 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Dance of Love by existence555 reviews
Would it help if I said you looked beautiful?" Minato grinned. "Would it help if I said the last guy that told that ended up in the hospital?" Kushina retorted. A MinaKushi oneshot where he asks her to dance.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Sweeter Than White Hot Chocolate by Aria Illusine reviews
AU ItaSaku Oneshot REWRITTEN, Really…I don’t want to tell you that I’ve been thinking almost constantly about some random guy I met at the quad coffee shop who bought me hot chocolate and whose name I don’t even know! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Their Pink Haired Secretary by ShelbySabaku reviews
Sakura hated her job as a secretary. Sure it sounded good on paper, but being constantly groped, kissed, touched, and pratically raped by the seven billionaires she worked for? She wasn't so hot for that. MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Heartless and Insensitive by LeaderOfTheRevolution reviews
ON HOLD. The criminal organization, Akatsuki, has just gained a new member! Spunky 22-yr-old Takara is placed in the care of Itachi Uchiha. Frankly, the bothersome girl annoys him to no end. How long will Takara last? ItachiXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,613 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Itachi U.
A Very Long Vacation by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Having unwittingly escaped the Uchiha massacre thanks to her eldest son, Mikoto Uchiha returns to a changed Konoha after Sasuke defected. And thus decides to be a mother to her son's best friend-Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Pick Up Lines by Mr. Ken the Black Cat reviews
Itachi tries to find a way of approaching Hikari in order to ask her out on a casual date. So what's he do? He asks his pals for a little advice on pick up lines. // ItachiOC. T for Language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Itachi U.
Jiraiya's Dating Advice by Powerofmind99 reviews
Jiraiya gives Minato some dating advice in a bar, but he doesn’t expect the dumb blond to use it! The unfortunate blond meets a very pleased red-head. Most likely one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Clutz by WhiteMint reviews
Prequel to Sakura's Initiation: For Sakura, the first day of school was always the worst day. Little did she know that she definitely underestimated the horror until she found herself getting the attention from the entire Akatsuki basketball team... oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 169 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Change by jayfeather97 reviews
Just as a long period of peace seems to be on the horizon for Konoha,a blond stranger abruptly arrives in the Yondaime's office, speaking of the future. What changes will the stranger bring? Will it be for the better? Time-travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Early Wedding Night by K and Jazz reviews
"Since I accept your proposal Itachi, how about we start our wedding night early?" Sakura asked seductively as she began tracing her fingers into the waist band of his shorts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,834 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Babysitting The Akatsuki by Puppets-Dream reviews
Four girls take a spring job and their job is to babysit 8 ten year olds that act a little weird. Things go from weird to weirder when they start hearing teenage boys talking at night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Akatsuki
When Worlds Collide by deideiblueeyez reviews
Here I am, in my own house, when suddenly the TV's on the blink 'cuz of a rainstorm. Who knew that the stupid bad weather could bring anime characters out of their own world?... Naruto and Akatsuki. Crossover to our world. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Naruto U., Orochimaru, Pain/Pein, Akatsuki
Insanity by sei.to.the.rah reviews
A shooting takes place at high school. Two sophmore girls are hiding in the nurse’s office. They pray for an escape. What will they do when God grants them that wish and takes them to the Naruto Shippuden World?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,401 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Back Off! by The Jasper Raven reviews
REQUEST Itachi/OC Saki is very possessive of her boyfriend Itachi. Whenever another girl comes onto him, she makes them never want to again. There's one particularly stubborn girl that Saki's finding hard to fight off.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,989 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Coconut Shampoo by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. A paralyzed and nekkid Itachi. Sakura had to bathe him. Not. Cool.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
November rain by Yasashii-chan reviews
Before the Uchiha massacre She always waited for him. No matter what. She always greeted him at the village’s gate. On this cold November night, will his heart get fiery? “I want you” words escaped his lips. “You already have me”… Itaxoc, Itachixoc, itaoc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
October leaves by Yasashii-chan reviews
She was an angel, he was the devil. He wanted to keep her to himself. Lime…Itaxoc, Itachixoc, itaoc, Itachioc…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Epic Fail by Falconeyes reviews
Two girls are sucked into the narutoverse by a wierd purple mist, with one slight difference. They are cats! What happens when they are taken in by Tobi? And what if, every so often, they change back to thier original human forms. . . T for Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Obito U., Deidara
5 Dresses to Undo Shikamaru by Sand-Jounin-Temari reviews
-AU- In the end, it only took 5 dresses to have him wrapped around her finger. ShikaTema Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Aphrodisiac Conquests by medic2be reviews
In which a psycho-seductive Sakura drugged up on prototype aphrodisiacs has been set loose on the poor unsuspecting males of Konoha. A case of mistaken identity and botched confessions to keep a certain Uchiha on his toes. All in a good days work.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
WTF? Akatsuki? by Luna Rose Sorasina reviews
What will happen when two additional Akatsuki members are captured and asked to join the team? Well, you can guess it won't be good. Read on to meet the girls and what the hell they're doing there. Couple pairings though... ItachiXOC, SasoriXOC, PeinXKona
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,951 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008
Double Dog Dare by N-AngelFire reviews
Sakura, truth or dare?" "Dare." I said stupidly. "I double dog dare you to stalk Itachi until you find out his deepest secret!" Oh crap... Non-massacre AU ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Blue Notebook by LalaMoped reviews
AU She didn't know who he was, but read his notebook anyway. Is it possible to fall in love with someone based solely on how they write? ShikaTema One-shot Finally Edited
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,330 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
A Snake in the Tent by Ardent Ly reviews
It wasn’t a problem until Sasuke realized she didn’t sleep with a bra on. One-shot. Suggestive.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
If He's a Skater then He must be a Player by kikyothepriestess05 reviews
People say that Sasuke is a player and wants to date every hot girl in school before he graduates, but when he starts hanging out with Sakura she notices there is something different about him, so different that he may be inhuman. So what is he? SakSas
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,280 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Daughters by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. MinatoKushina, FugakuMikoto, little!Team7. Sakura is a sadist in the making, Minato expands his vocabulary, Mikoto really wants a daughter and nobody loves Sasuke. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Mikoto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Brainless by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. She couldn’t count the number of times she’d been told she was stupid. But when Itachi calls her stupid, and so close to Christmas, it’s almost unbearable.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Feel Good Inc by Kawaii-Akuhei reviews
“So basically you want me to go whoring around with the higherups over at Uchiha Inc.?” “No, Sakura, I want you to go whoring around with THE higherup.” Rated for language and suggestive themes. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,391 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Kisame's Corner by TheWindAlchemist reviews
KISAME'S CORNER! ASK HIM AND ALL THE AKATSUKI QUESTIONS SO THEY CAN GET A DECENT MEAL EVERY DAY! Chapter 19 up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,287 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Kisame H.
A Burned Leaf by nlblake reviews
A botched up summonig lands Naruto in a parallel Universe, where he never existed. There he has to deal with an alive Yondaime, a chibi Sasuke and the most terrifying sight Konoha's nin have ever witnessed: the mating habits of Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,298 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 2,574 - Follows: 2,850 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
A Birthday Wish by Falconeyes reviews
These four girls are extreme naruto fans. Well, at ones Birthday, they wish that they could be in the Naruto world. It seems a far off fantasy, but because of a misused jutsu they are actually in it. What seems like a blessing might actually be a curse.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,432 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
The Academy Sibling Rivalry by Art is a bang4979 reviews
Some say that your sibling is your friend for life bound to you by more then just DNA. But like Itachi once told me even the person closest to your heart can become your worst enemy. I Wish I'd listened to him. Year Two is a fight for my brother.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H.
Runaway Love by KyreexXxKitsune reviews
Two run away girls are found by team seven. Brought back to the village they are trained in the way of the ninja, expressing their own traits and talents. Slowly romance starts to bloom and decisions have to be made. KakashiOC ItachiOC SasukeXSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,546 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Kakashi H., Itachi U.
My Cat the Matchmaker by iamRAWRkaythanks reviews
AU. Sakura has a cat. “Oh great cat of wisdom! My lovely, purring, boy magnet! Bring me my dream boy…NOW!” Yes. He's a boy magnet. SasuSaku, SaiIno, GaaOC, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,094 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Contradicted by HauntedAngel reviews
I was nineteen. I had just passed my Jounin exam. And then I met him..."You conceited, stuckup, selfish, pathetic excuse of a man!" Unfortunately it took four years and a war for us to fall in love. SasuSaku. EDIT: First chapter now available in Vietnamese! Check out my profile for the link.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,759 - Reviews: 2657 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ninja Sirens by Angelz.Grace
pairings: AoiSas ShinIta NatDei XD When three ninja's end up in konoha after being wounded by the akatsuki, they end up becoming kunoichi's of konoha, one of the three realizes that she has a brother she never knew of, read to find out
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,161 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Sasuke U.
Akatsuki Games by hyper-writer14 reviews
Two girls kidnapped by the Akatsuki. WHATEVER FOR? "You DARE to call yourselves VILLAINS what with all this tomfoolery and romping about? Are you MAD?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,959 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007
Criminal Minds by Clyde-chan reviews
MINOR HIATUS! Sakura isn't a criminal or a troublemaker. So then, why is she with the Akatsuki, pulling pranks and getting into more trouble than she ever bargained for? She was, after all, a hardworking high school student. Right? /HS fic//ItachixSakura/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,383 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Unexpected Outcome by Jazzeh-Kitteh reviews
Aktsuki is after kunoichi to pass on their blood. What would you do if you were unfortunate enough to be Itachi's choice. How would you hadle it? This kunoichi knows what it is like and she lives to tell the tale. ItaxOOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,872 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Itachi U.
Age of Consent by MintiNeko reviews
Fugaku now believed that the law of consent was meant to keep teen girls away from older men, and not the other way around. FugakuMikoto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
The Guidebook 2 Surviving Highschool by xXLadyXxXNightmarexX reviews
Corina Infra's the new girl at Rivingview High. She's been warned to stay away from the "populars", known as The Akatsuki, but, things don't always turn out the way they're supposed to. ItaOC, ZetsuTobi, PeinKonan, KisaOC, SasoDei, KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,484 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Itachi U.
Prodigies too by Sasuke's darkside reviews
Sequal to Foolproof plans don't work for geniuses, follow the tale of Itachi in his attempt at escaping the fangirls gone wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Itachi U., Temari
Exclusion of Sakura Haruno by HellFire Kitten reviews
Akatsuki pairings with different Konoha kunoichi. An ode to all the different couples you can create when you just think beyond the usual. Read, review and tell me what you think. This does not include Sakura! Thank you, and good day.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
A Stupid Excuse for a Fairy Tale by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Princes aren’t real, but demons are; kingdoms fall, but others are discovered. The heroine shines and everyone else dulls. Modern day fairy tales are hard to come across and this one isn’t one at all. --AU--
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,954 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Akatsuki Week, Wednesday by red champagne reviews
Wednesday: Shopping "Would you like to guess what I'm wearing right now?" Rated for some innuendo itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Some Misunderstanding by MintiNeko reviews
It made sense, that the one girl that caught his attention would try to kill him. MinaKushi, minor FugaMiko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Changing The Past by lionheart555 reviews
This is a time travel fic that shows how Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Temari, Neji, Lee, and Gaara try to change their pasts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 111,035 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
Defenestration by hapan reviews
Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 87 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Christmas Party by Jazzeh-Kitteh reviews
Akatsuki is having a Christmas party with their hostages at some random bar. Yin is having a good time with Deidara. Jasumin is enjoying herself by seducing Itachi. Its a very good Christmas for both couples. ItaxOoc DeixOcc Future for Unexpected Outcome.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
flirt by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU Sequel to thunderstorm. His version of flirting was so outrageously subtle that she didn't even realize what he was up to until it was all too late. And how ridiculous; she sure as hell wasn't flirting back!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,356 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 155 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
got a boy in the war by Lisse reviews
Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 129 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Portal: Newcomers by Esperwen reviews
-the sixth Portal fanfic- Barely a full school year has passed since Michelle and Denise discovered the greenhouse; everything seems to be going well, with fair grades and a proper storyline...but what happens when someone new wants to break the rules?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,719 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Shino A., Itachi U. - Complete
The Boy, the Deer, and the God by NoLifeChild reviews
200 years have passed, and the Akatsuki Organization is long gone, but one member still lives. The Nara Clan still protects the forest sealing him within, but one day, a young Nara digs him up. Hinting of KakuHidaKaku Rated for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Shikamaru N., Hidan - Complete
The Ultimate ANBU Test by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
All in Your Head by Novelist Pup reviews
Kyuubi. Bad pickup lines. Naruto. Now THAT'S a bad combination. :CRACK:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Dawning of Magic by Goggleplex reviews
To protect 'The Holder of Magic' Hogwarts itself invoked a spell that calls a group as protectors. But Konoha is too big a group and a single team is too small. Which group is the perfect size? The Akatsuki actually. discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,095 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Obito U., Deidara
1st Semester by SalemProphet reviews
[HighSchoolFic]Sasuke And Itachi are the New Kids. Tsukiko and Ame are the Welcoming Party. Who will pair up with who? ItaOc, SasuOc, KibaHinNaruSaku, ?, Told from various POVs Rated for Cursing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,067 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Blood and Bubbles by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Autobiography of a shark. [Kisame]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Akima by Icedragon316 reviews
OC is taken from our world to Naruto's where she discovers about her past and 'other' side... but first Akatsuki and then Orochimaru wish to use her to their own advantage. Itachi,Kaka,Sasu,Naru, Neji,Lee,Shika, slight ItaxOc, Sakurabashing! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 116,368 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Complete
The left bishop by UrKid reviews
When Kakuzu was told Hidan was good at chess, he almost laughed. There was no way a tactic idiot like him would ever be the master of the mother of all tactic games.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Talk by ashleylynn167 reviews
After seeing Sasuke spend so much time with Sakura, Itachi felt that as Sasuke's only family, and his new father figure, it was time for the two of them to sit down and talk...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Tidy by Nymbis reviews
Shinobi prowess aside, it's amazing how they get anything done when it takes them two hours to get ready. Pein x Konan.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Akatsuki at Kennywood by Twisted Artistic Genius reviews
Leadersama has had enough of his stressed underlings screwing up missions over and over, and decides to remedy this by sending four of the perpetrators on a day trip to an amusement park. Oh the things that ensue... ItachiOC and DeidaraOC. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Why Konoha Nin should not get high! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
I think the title pretty much says it all! Pure crack... well weed anyway. M rating for adult language and themes, just to be on the safe side. Drug use, het, yaoi and yuri: All in a delicious swirl! Not for innocent eyes!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thinking of You by Kaishi-chan reviews
[ShikaTema] Shikamaru and Temari one shot. High School setting. Sophomore in High School. Read and find out. I think I did pretty good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Clever Mom by Kaishi-chan reviews
[ShikaTema] My Version of the internet short story: Clever Mom. I thought it was funny so I changed it from Brian and Jennifer to Shikamaru and Temari. So Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
No Way! by SwirlyDragonfly reviews
A story about what should never be put in a Naruto fanfic but I went and did it anyways cause I got really bored and fed up with the dub...Chp 4 the real reason why Kisame joined Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Kisame H.
The Dating Game by randomteenager reviews
Meet Uchiha Sasuke, the hottest playboy in Konoha High. Meet new student Haruno Sakura, a former playgirl who quickly regains her title. But, after an "accidental" encounter, will things start to heat up? SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,075 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Close Encounters by Reaper Nanashi reviews
[Oneshot] It's October tenth and the festival honoring the Yondaime's bravery and the kyuubi's fall is underway. Naruto's been having a terrible day, but soon comes in contact with an oddly kind blond man he's never met before who . . . worries for him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Once Upon Tomorrow by Rurouni-Wolf reviews
AU: Sasuke has never been rejected by a woman before. He finds one who rejects him, and becomes an obsessed stalker of her. Unfortunately, she's not too happy, hates him, and runs into the arms of... ? OC x you choose Read please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,779 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Messenging by FastForward reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 131 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Know What You Did Last Summer by Karaoke reviews
Ever wonder what goes on in the minds of our beloved Konoha pals? What if someone came up with a jutsu that read minds? And then got them to dwell on their deepest, darkest secret with a certain, well known phrase...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006
Echoes of the Past by JleeBean reviews
Their sensei’s first thought was, I love them already—but his first words were, “Kakashi, get your foot off Obito’s head.” [Team Yondaime 20 Truths style]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Rabid Fangirls by Icedragon316 reviews
Sasuke and Itachi are chased by... you guessed it, rabid fangirls. Forced to take refuge in Naruto's apartment, who will save them? Major Sakura-bashing, surprise hero (not OC), and general sugar high-induced fun. Read me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,626 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete