Something unexpected happened to me. I'm stuck inside the body of the (future) greatest thief in Vale, with the power of The Gamer given to me for some unknown reason. All in all, it could be worse. For now I have given myself a mission, actually being the greatest thief in Vale! I also need to screw over Cinder, save Pyrrha and Penny, and not end up dead in the process.

When Voldemort attacked the Potters on Halloween, the wizarding world hailed Harry's younger brother Thomas as The Boy Who Lived. But were they right? As Tom starts Hogwarts, wheels are set in motion, assumptions are questioned, and lives are changed forever. Harry's POV. He's two years older than canon, light, and smart. Eventual HP/DG.

Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?

Waking in the body of a murdered child, Taylor Hebert, once a super villain and later a super hero must discover who has been killing muggleborns while being forced to go to Hogwarts, among groups who are the most likely suspects.

When you have Plot Bunnies that simply will not go away, what do you do? Write a chapter and bung them here. If anyone wants to adopt a story from this archive, just PM me. Unless specifically mentioned, these are all crossovers with Worm. If you want second chapters of any story, PM me.

A strange child has become interested in an even stranger lady. She comes and goes as she pleases, but his fondness for her always stays the same. He may be scrawny, but he would get her attention.

Kirigaya Keiko was a fairly normal teenage girl, smarter than her classmates, a bit short tempered when she had to deal with concentrated idiocy, but for the most part, normal. The problem was her passion for gaming, and the desire to avoid all stereotypes involved with being a female gamer. So she always hid behind her male avatar Kirito, that is until SAO...thanks much Kayaba...

When the True Dragonborn is killed by the Thalmor before uncovering his true nature, Sheogorath comes up with a crazy plan and Akatosh takes some drastic measures. Now, Harry is stuck in a world he knows nothing about, with nothing to his name but a pair of glasses and a black dragon that wants him very dead. What a start...

I didn't know how I ended up on the Citadel. What I did know, was that my chances of survival were higher if I could find refuge aboard the NORMANDY. So I took a gamble, and joined the hunt for Saren. Unfortunately, real life is not as easy as a game - but still, I wouldn't have missed it for anything. / Mass Effect 1, Self-Insertion, logic/realistic approach, close to canon.

YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.

2137 When an Alliance exploration ship is fired upon by a Turian cruiser, it shall unleash them upon the galaxy, and the Galaxy is not ready for their power, their abilities, or their lack of common sense! Human/Youkai/Lunarian Alliance. Mass EffectXTouhou Crossover AU. Too many characters to write. Please enjoy and review. update delayed due to writers block.

When Taylor gained bug powers, a god died. When Taylor became a magical girl, the world braced for impact. Cross-posted quest from Sufficient Velocity.

Harry's always wondered why the Dursleys hated him. After a nasty beating breaks loose some memories, he starts to experiment only to find he really may be different. After a few a few setbacks he starts to gain control of his powers, only to receive another beating. Pleading with his magic to get him away, he soon discovers he has a great destiny and the family he always wanted.

Annette Hebert used to read Alice in Wonderland to her daughter every night, and now instead of triggering with control over insects, she triggers with a fractured mind that brings wonder and insanity to Brockton Bay.

Andromeda Tonks is tired of watching her daughter chase after men she feels are nothing but trouble. When she learns of Nymphadora's interest in Remus Lupin, she decides to try and trick her daughter into pursuing Harry Potter instead. When she succeeds, the only question left is how they will survive the deadly duo that is the Boy-Who-Lived and his metamorph girlfriend.

a HP/Fate Extella cross. Lilly tries something unusual to save her son, and thing go wrong... or is it right? or just odd? Two servants, a frustrated Dumbledore, a competent education, and plans go awry. Harry/A Saber/ A Caster eventually. No Artoria.

Two summoning circles, a lonely boy, demons, angels, and a newly FUBAR fate. This will screw up many plans. (description and rating to change) HP/oc/oc

The voices Harry heard, those no one else could, were the only ones that spoke kindly to him growing up. They had spread their whispers across the world to rescue him and at last, found a way- by creating a queen of serpents. The birth of the amber-eyed empress triggers a permanent change in Harry's life, as he enters a world of magic that seeks to either protect or destroy him.

Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.

What if Xander had listened to Willow up on the bluff and didn't talk her out of destroying the world?

"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.

James and Lily chose him to guide and raise their son if they were ever struck down, and for once in his life Sirius Black took his duty to heart and did just that. Pity for all the meddlers, for the son of Prongs, raised by his mother, at the side of Padfoot, really had no patience for the wizarding worlds pretentious idiocy.

At a young age, Naruto grew up with little to no friends and because of this, he developed a love of video games. One day he somehow woke up with the ability to view life as a video game. Naruto had no idea what to make of it, but quickly learned of its perks and decided to roll with it. Watch out world! The Gamer has arrived. Naruto/The Gamer Crossover.

Taylor Triggers with the power of Hydrokinesis. She will wash away those who stand before her. Alt!Power! Taylor. Worm belongs to Wildbow. TaylorxLisaxAmy. Now has a TVTropes Page!

Abandoned by his Uncle after one magical accident too many, a more inquisitive and adventurous Harry sets out to learn about the magic of nature in the Forest of Dean! Along the way, he meets spirits, magical creatures, fairies, and learns of a hidden world. AU/Shaman!Harry "Foxes! Fairies! Ghosts! Songs! Tree-house! Land-lady!" "VERA!" "What?" rated T for mild language and action

Willow helps a new student, Anya attempt to recover a family relic, but having lots of power and little control summons a version of herself she never dreamed existed from a parallel universe and she doesn't come alone.

Uzumaki Naruto wakes up one day to find out that his life has been turned into a RPG game, thanks to his 'Gamer' ability. What should he do about this? Smart(er) Naruto. Elements of Romance Games included in later chapters, so possible upgrade to M later. NarutoxHarem. Now has a TVTropes page!

Uzumaki Naruko has just graduated from the Konohagakure Ninja Academy after defeating Toji Mizuki when her apartment is blown up. Fortunately, she receives a new home thanks to a little known Clan Law dating back to the time of the Nidaime Hokage. Yuri Harem. Weapon Mistress and Chakra Chain Naruko. Now has a TVTropes Page!

Dumbledore is of the Light, Voldemort is of the Dark, and both consider the Boy-Who-Lived to be the linchpin to all their machinations. What neither could have ever anticipated was a time lost Lady of the Sith entering the stage with her somewhat wary girlfriend. Now, Harry is in the nurturing hands of Darth Revan and Bastila Shan, who will gladly guide him to achieve his destiny.

The night in the graveyard, produces a very different result as Harry discovers things he didn't know about his heritage. Before he only had a castle, now he has a whole wide world to get himself in trouble. At least he has his responsible godfather along for the ride. That should help... right? Or not.

Worm/Gamer: When you trigger, it's usually not with a good night's sleep and a letter from ROB, nor do you get turned into a mana construct without permission! What gives? - - - A Leviathan survivor immigrant in Brockton Bay is given Gamer Powers. An OC(SI) narrator, teaming up with Taylor. Contains depictions of violence, use of profanity, and extreme munchkinry.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

A min-maxing Self-Insert ruins himself at character creation.

A Weapon. A Hero. But now… a loose end. Harry Potter resolves to destroy the enemies who betrayed him on his terms, only to find all his plans torn asunder when he's summoned to a new world plagued with the same enemies as his own.

Harry and company confront a rising tide of enemies as they aid friends and allies while making new ones as they venture into the shattered realm of Outland. The Burning Legion is not prepared! Sequel to Wizard Runemaster. (Predominantly WoW Level 60 to 70 content)

Raised as a ninja in the hidden land of the elemental nations, Harry Potter returns to Britain as Hari Toukou Nara, ninja of the Village Hidden in the Leaves.

Fire. It cleans and purifies the soul, and Mom didn't raise a dirty boy. Self Insert.

(BtVS/Doctor Strange/DC Universe Animated Original Movie Universe) Most people are unhappy when something interferes with their plans but others see opportunity in such things. Taking advantage of that opportunity is easier said than done though.

Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!

Ed Stark gives Jon a ring that turns his life into a video game. Jon will navigate the world of Ice and Fire while his skills and character grow and develop. Inspired by the other GoT video game plots (find them, read them, love them) and the Video Game Plot communities (check them out). Please review!

Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?

Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.

Don't you just hate it when you wake up in an irradiated desert? A Fallout NV Self Insert with a twist: It's slightly modded, and the world can't decide if it wants to be real life or a video game. Maybe it's just me. Also, why is my Charisma stat a one?

She wakes up in a different place in the body of a baby. Deciding to sit back and observe, she goes through the motions of every day life in her new body. Things don't get interesting until her eleventh birthday, when a world she previously knew only in books and movies reveals itself. (I don't own Harry Potter! Most likely Sirius/OC.)

The world first saw Harry Bailey in a photo kneeling on a road before the Endbringer the Simurgh. The Simurgh's psychic scream drove entire cities mad. In Harry, it woke something else entirely. He never told the heroes what happened. After all, how could a young boy explain memories he could not possibly have, of a powerful, ancient sorcerer from a universe that preceded his own?

Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.

Harry Potter had few pleasures growing up with the Dursleys. Books on Fantasy & Sci-Fi and video games were some of them, a secret he kept well hidden. Some time ago, he woke up and found himself able to live life like a video game. Harry couldn't make heads or tails of it but now decides to make the most it. The Gamer is coming to Hogwarts! Gamer, and D&D elements!

Jaune Arc, average teenager, less than average fighter, and absolutely pitiful hunter, has been blessed with the abilities of 'The Gamer.' And this ability includes everything an average RPG would contain, such as loot, quests, and yes, exploits. How will Jaune Arc, the "Meh of Arc" ever catch up to his peers? Let's be honest, we all know how this is happening. (Game, Strong Jaune)

I died, and then I came back as the most asinine, hated character in the entire anime. Rizer Phenix. this time around, he or rather I, would be less of ass. Hopefully.

Gaia has finally noticed she has a bit of a Worm problem. She decides the best cure is Taylor Hebert. With the power of the Gamer, Taylor won't just be escalating in fights. She'll be escalating in all facets of her life. Brockton Bay and Earth Bet, I hope you're ready, because Taylor wants to play a game.

Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.

Everything in Harry Potter's life is not what it seems – inspired by zerohour20xx's Harry Potter the Game: Epic Edition - Chapter 7 up

Getting a second chance at life had been something I'd always thought possible. Being reborn into an imaginary world? Less so. Not that this turn of events was displeasing. On the contrary! Until, I knew exactly where I was thrown at. Right next to Orochimaru, shaping me, changing me, mutilating me into something unrecognizable. And it would cost the shinobi world dearly.

SI-Self Insert story. Whatever it was, Buddha, God, or some crazy random happenstance, I've been reborn into the Harry Potter universe. Now I, a native Texan and proud American, am going to Hogwarts in the same year as Harry Potter and the other characters I'd read about before my rebirth. Maybe I can get out of this without getting involved in crazy, then again, maybe not.

Taylor Hebert has been known by many titles during the course of her young life: Daughter, friend, victim, villain, warlord, hero, monster, savior… But now, awakening in a whole new world after defeating Scion, she will have to bear a new unexpected title: Campione.

Taylor Hebert is the grandchild of Magneto, a villain from another world. She has inherited his powers. Is the world prepared for a mistress of magnetism?

Narcissa Malfoy had never given her son's rants about the Girl-Who-Lived much credence, and it wasn't until cousin Sirius escaped from Azkaban that she really considered Harriet Potter's place in her world view. When she meets an intelligent, talented, and completely irreverent witch where her son had only seen mediocrity, Narcissa instead finds her sassy and sarcastic protégé.

Harry Potter beat Voldemort but died in the process. In a strange place with options to replay his life in a world of either Light or Dark, Harry makes what seems to be the obvious choice and intends to use this 'Game' to ensure that he never fails his friends again. But there is more to this 'Inquisition' that will rock his beliefs to the core. Gamer Harry mild DA:InquisitionXover

I am... The Gamer: A beta-Tester for the most advanced reality-based game system out there, developed by Metasoft Industries. Summed up, it's an ARG on steroids... but it's also not on Earth, but rather a VERY familiar world you and I know as Remnant... it's a real place apparently, and it's where I am writing this from... RWBY says "hi"...

When things begin to go right for someone with extraordinary powers, sometimes, the trend continues. Eventually Becomes a Gamer Fic. New Spin Hopefully.

Ah gaming. A favourite pastime that has been around for who the hell knows how long I like to think I can expect almost anything gaming related. But I was not expecting or prepared for being in the position of a Video game character and tossed into the world of RWBY and I plan on turning the wheels of fate in a different direction. Better watch out Salem the Gamer has arrived!

YAHF: Forever banished from his home universe when Xander's choice of Halloween costume leaves him a gift of great knowledge, he's forced to make a home for himself in this new world where superheros and villains are commonplace. This world of Gods and Monsters wont know what hit it. Xander!Harem, language, lemons, and adult content.

They all wondered how things were going to end. Hell, how it all began was still pretty unbelievable. Naruto Temari Kurotsuchi Yugito Fu Mei. a re-write of Never Use Shadow Clones to do your Paperwork

The Empire was always good at creating its own enemies. Self Insert fic.(On Hiatus)

On the night of his graduation, Naruto worked out why most people in Konoha didn't like him, and what impact that would have on his life going forward. But Naruto has never been one to accept things because of 'fate' or 'destiny', and you would be surprised what a determined young man can do with a forbidden jutsu and a pranksters mindset...

Taylor triggered, didn't she? Maybe? Wait a minute!

A disillusioned WWE Diva (OC) makes an unwise wish and finds herself transported to a world where the fights are unscripted, to the death, and there's nowhere to shower afterwards. Hopefully a new spin on an old concept.

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

Heather's not exactly sure how she got here, but at least the role of 'older sister' is a familiar one.

Who would've thought that a different mindset and being the heir to a most ancient and noble house would've made such a difference? Not Voldemort nor Dumbledore, that's for sure. AU because most characters have common sense. Harry/Multi. Intelligent, powerful and competent Harry. GreaterGood Dumbledore. Further warnings inside.

After the defeat of Voldmort didn't turn out quite like he envisioned, Harry stared into the Abyss preparing to prove something to himself, instead he tumbles into an experience he never expected, and he doesn't go alone.

Jon Snow discovers a device hidden deep inside the Crypts of Winterfell which turns his life into a video game. Jon uses his new found powers to find a place for himself in the world, learning to adapt, learning that to survive what is out there he has to become more than just a man in order to save them all from the Long Night. M, because of 'stuff', REVIEWS!

Halloween ends, and Xander finds himself in a place he never thought was real, under circumstances he never saw coming.

"At least the other clan kids of the series had something to protect themselves with practically from birth. Sakura was blessed with the oh so helpful gift of a larger than average forehead." The remedy is often worse than the disease it cures. I refused to be that remedy. OC-insert as Sakura Semi-AU

I was nothing special before I died the first time but when something offers me the chance to live again I take it. Reborn into a world of death I will survive. There will be no mercy and no pity. For there are monsters that roam this world and to survive I might have to become one myself. Elements of the Gamer and X-overs in later chapters.

After his death by a sandwich, a SI/OC finds himself reincarnated in Sunagakure with gaming mechanics.

The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.

Andrea Mason was a simple person. She was camping, enjoying her well earned time-off to be among nature. Her cousin had went missing five years ago in these very same woods. An odd noise echoed in the distance; it sounded like...static? She gripped her gun and slowly headed towards the flickering light in the trees...

10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.

Sequel to Beacon's Effect 2: Reborn. With Shepard awake and the events of Mass Effect 2 kicking off, Ko'le and Shepard must assemble their allies and face the challenge of the Collectors and the ever-looming threat of the Reapers. Rated M for language, violence, and "other stuff." I do not own Mass Effect or any of its characters. SEQUEL NOW UPLOADED- Beacon's Effect 4: Reckoning!

What happens when Harry's horcrux is removed earlier than Dumbledore intended? Who will be able to establish a new plan to control the wizarding world? Powerful!Harry Some Weasley!Bash Manipulative!Dumbles Harry/Fleur

I'm not sure how I came to be here, but I feel like this has to be the worst situation for me to be put in. Why not the Uchiha? Why not the Nara, Yamanaka, Akimichi, or any other big group? Hell, even living as Naruto's sister would be great, but this... When she shows me that smile, I feel like I have a reason to fight. SI (self-insert) fic.

Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.

When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.

Sequel to Beacon's Effect. Now that the Battle of Citadel is over, I have to decide what to do next. SI/OC/AU. I do not own Mass Effect or any of its characters. I only own what I create. Rated M for language/violence/Romance. Please Rate and Comment! I welcome all ideas/ criticism/ comments! Complete. CHECK OUT THE SEQUEL: Beacons' Effect 3: Awakening!

A story, in which a mercenary-for-hire, not-kunoichi runs into a hell of a lot of important characters through her existence. Shiroi may or may not also be bullshitting her way through life, and may or may not be a girl. It's hard to call her out on it, when she can summon fire-breathing hellhounds. (Semi SI-OC, non-chronological, 3rd person POV. Rated M for later chapters.)

Load Game Avatar - Xander Harris... Begin story in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Story starts.

This is a response to the Ship of the Line challenge (#7035) on TTH. Xander gets a Starship for Halloween, the Starship Phoenix *ON HIATUS to work on Xanderpocalypse*

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

To honor Jesse, based on a long ago gaming conversation about who wields the real power in a game universe, Xander, Willow and Dawn wear "Builder," costumes. (YAHF)

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

A passing mage, friend of the Rosenberg clan, stops by to check in on Willow as she graduates Junior High. Horrified, he attempts to leave her a protector by buffing up her best friend.

During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.

Xander loses his memory and Buffy decides it's the perfect time to cut him out of the slaying. What he doesn't remember he can't miss and by the time his memory returns it'll be a done deal, right?

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

For destiny is never destined to happen. That's why I'm here to make sure the world is headed in the right direction. Because we win…don't we? OC insert.

Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

When I died, I forgot everything. Temporarily. Then it hit me like a ton of bricks. Being sealed away for 15 years by your new family sucks. Being sent to an orphanage is even worse. On the plus side, at least I have Naruto for company. OC, self-insert.

Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!

Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.

In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.

Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!

Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.

A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.

Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.