"WE READ TO KNOW THAT WE ARE NOT ALONE" - C.S.LEWIS

"READING GIVES US SOMEPLACE TO GO WHEN WE HAVE TO STAY WHERE WE ARE." - MASON COOLEY

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU FINNISH A BOOK, LOOK AROUND, AND REALIZE THAT EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST CARRYING ON WITH THEIR LIVES AS THOUGH YOU DIDN'T JUST EXPERIENCE EMOTIONAL TRAUMA AT THE HANDS OF A PAPERBACK.

NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS MOVIE!

WHEN A CHARACTER DOES SOMETHING REALLY STUPID OR EMBARRASSING,I HAVE TO CLOSE THE BOOK AND BREATHE FOR A SECOND BECAUSE I CAN FEEL THEIR EMBARRASSMENT.

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19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."