Hey, my name is Ungrateful Llama (seriously, my parents weren't thinking), but my friends call me Llama, bean, Bucky, tinhead, beanerton, my liege, or whatever. I would prefer if you don't call me whatever, though. I write as a past-time, of course. Whenever I get the chance (and the inspiration). I write a lot of different things bordering from morbid death-like material to stupid, goofy, stuff and everything inbetween. I have a different taste than lots of people when it comes to humor. If you don't get it, or if you think it's stupid, meh. I don't care. Lol go ahead and hate it. I do it 'cause I love it. ;)