PJOHOORR
 Author has written 3 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, Rise of the Guardians, and Harry Potter. THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME: 1. I'm a PJO/HOO fan. 2. I also LOVE The Great Four. 3. I'm a huge AKB48 fan! 4. I want to be a teacher or an author. 5. I live in Greece. 6. I'm in Slytherin and in Thunderbird (in Ilvermorny). Favourite Pairings Alice/Mirana[The White Queen] (Alice In Wonderland,2010) Haley/Sarah/Kara (American Dragon: Jake Long) Jess/Leslie (Bridge to Terabithia) Buffy/Faith (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer) Willow/Tara (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer) Jo/Meg (Burst Angel)-(Who doesn't love those two together) Alice/Runo (Bakugan Battle Brawlers) (Even if I haven't read a story with them YET!) Mira/Fabia (Bakugan Battle Brawlers) Peter/Susan (Chronicles Of Narnia) Lucy/Caspian (Chronicles Of Narnia) (They are SO CUTE together!) Yumi/Aelita (Code Lyoko) Canaan/Maria (CANAAN) Caitlyn/Tess (Camp Rock) Kanade/Yukino (Candy Boy) Carmila/Laura (Carmilla) Phoebe/Billie (Charmed) Euphemia/Nina (Code Geass) Sora/Mimi (Digimon) Aang/Katara (The Last Airbender) Katara/Azula (The Last Airbender) Torh/Ty Lee (The Last Airbender) Ellis/Nadie (El Cazador De La Bruja) Erza/Lucy (Fairy Tail) Cana/Mirajane (Fairy Tail) Karma/Amy (Faking It) Arriane/Tess (Fallen, Lauren Kate) Elsa/Anna (Frozen) Kagura/Yomi (Ga-Rei) Arya/Daenerys (Game Of Thrones) Maya/Riley (Girl Meets World) Brittany/Santana (Glee) Quinn/Rachel (Glee) Callie/Arizona (Grey's Anatomy) Rikki/Emma (H2O: Just Add Water) Rikki/Cleo (H2O: Just Add Water) Harry/Ginny (Harry Potter) Hermiony/Fleur (Harry Potter) Hermiony/Pansy (Harry Potter) Hermiony/Bellatrix (Harry Potter) (Don't ask.) Harry/Luna (Harry Potter) Harry/Daphne (Harry Potter) Harry/Susan (Harry Potter) Flora/Hestia (Harry Potter) Daphne/Astoria (Harry Potter) Lily Luna/Teddy (Harry Potter) Rowena R./Helga H. (Harry Potter) Dominique/Roxanne (Harry Potter) Piper/Reyna (Heroes Of Olympus) Vietnam/Taiwan (Hetalia-Axis Powers) Gabriella/Sharpay (High School Musical) Saeko/Saya (Highschool Of The Dead) Steve Rae/Aphrodite (House Of Night) Shaylin/Nicole (House Of Night) Shaunee/Erin (House Of Night) Erin/Venus (House Of Night) Zoe/Stark (House Of Night) Damien/Jack (House Of Night) Hiccup/Astrid (How To Train Your Dragon) Katniss/Johanna (Hunger Games) Eragon/Aria (Inheritance Cycle) Sarah/Jane[Number 6] (I Am Number Four) Sandie/Zia (Kane Chronicles) Himeko/Chikane (Kannazuki no Miko) Tomari/Hazumu (Kashimashi: Girl Meets Girl) Akane/Mikoto (Kampfer) Eclair/Lumiere (Kiddy Grade) Eclair/Tweedledee (Kiddy Grade) Ascoeur/Q-feuille (Kiddy Girl) Korra/Asami (Legend Of Korra) Richard/Kahlan (Legend Of The Seeker) Cara/Kahlan (Legend Of The Seeker) Stella/Mo (Lemonade Mouth) Nanoha/Fate (Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha) Einhart/Vivio (Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha) Subaru/Teana (Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha) Hayate/Vita (Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha) Shamal/Signum (Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha) Natsuki/Shizuru (Mai-HiME/ Mai-Otome) (BEST PAIRING EVER!) Mai/Mikoto (Mai-HiME/ My-Otome) Mai/Nao (Mai-HiME/ Mai-Otome) Nao/Miyu (Mai-HiME/ Mai-Otome) Haruka/Yukino (Mai-HiME/ Mai-Otome) Miyu/Alyssa (Mai-HiME) Nina/Erstin (Mai-Otome) Arika/Mashiro (Mai-Otome) Rena/Elliot (Mai-Otome) Chie/Aoi (Mai-HiME/ Mai-Otome) Nina/Nao (Mai-HiME/ Mai-Otome) Akira/Takumi (Mai-HiME/ Mai-Otome) Sachiko/Yumi (Maria-sama ga Miteru) Yoko/Sei (Maria-sama ga Miteru) Clary/Isabelle (Mortal Instruments) Alita/Milano (Murder Princess) Mulan/Aurora[Sleeping Beauty] (Once upon a time) Belle/Ruby[Red Riding Hood] (Once upon a time) Emma/Regina[The Evil Queen] (Once upon a time) Nicky/Lorna (Orange Is The New Black) Rachel/Thalia (Percy Jackson & the Olympians) Artemis/Zoe (Percy Jackson & the Olympians) Thalia/Bianca (Percy Jackson & the Olympians) Beca/Chloe (Pitch Perfect) Dawn[Hikari]/Zoey[Nozomi] (Pokemon) Misty[Kasumi]/May[Haruka] (Pokemon) Kira/Tori (Power Rangers) Rose/Ronnie (Power Rangers) Syd/Z (Power Rangers) Carter/Rosie[Princess Rosalinda] (Princess Protection Program) Alice/Claire (Resident Evil) Alice/Rain (Resident Evil) Haru/Tokaku (Riddle Story Of Devil) Isuke/Haruki (Riddle Story Of Devil) Koko/Suzu (Riddle Story Of Devil) Hitsugi/Chitaru (Riddle Story Of Devil) Shiena/Otoya (Riddle Story Of Devil) Sumireko/Mahiru[Shinya] (Riddle Story Of Devil) Jack/The Tooth Fairy (Rise Of The Guardians) Michiru[Michelle-Sailor Neptune]/Haruka[Amanda-Sailor Uranus] (Sailor Moon) Amy[Ami-Sailor Mercury]/Makoto[Lita-Sailor Jupiter] (Sailor Moon) Rei[Raye-Sailor Mars]/Usagi[Serena-Bunny-Sailor Moon] (Sailor Moon) Minako[Mina-Sailor Venus]/Setsuna[Sailor Pluto] (Sailor Moon) Hotaru[Sailor Saturn]/Chibiusa[Rini-Sailor Chibi (mini) Moon] (Sailor Moon) Rei[Raye-Sailor Mars]/Minako[Mina-Sailor Venus] (Sailor Moon) Kaede/Yuzu (Sakura Trick) Haruka/Yuu (Sakura Trick) Shizuku/Kotone (Sakura Trick) Sam/Cat (Sam & Cat) Summer/Katie (School Of Rock) Faye/Cassie (Secret Circle) Scathach/Sophie (Secrets Of The Immortal Nicholas Flamel) Katja/Hana (Seikon No Qwaser) CeCe/Rocky (Shake It Up) Yoh/Anna (Shaman King) Magenta/Layla (Sky High) Ann/Sally (Spooksville) Andrea/Taylor (St. Trinian's) Zoe/Bianca (St. Trinian's) Kelly/Belle (St. Trinian's) Shizuma/Nagisa (Strawberry Panic) Hikari/Amane (Strawberry Panic) Kaname/Momomi (Strawberry Panic) Yaya/Tsubomi (Strawberry Panic) Kagome/Chikaru (Strawberry Panic) Chikaru/Shion (Strawberry Panic) Amber/Blondie (Sucker Punch) Baby Doll/Sweet Pea (Sucker Punch) Mike/Amanda (Supah Ninja) Starfire/Ranen (Teen Titans) Darcy/Sif (Thor) Jane/Sif (Thor) Thor/Jane (Thor) Alice/Bella (Twilight) Leah/Rosalie (Twilight) Bella/Rosalie (Twilight) Leah/Alice (Twilight) Leah/Jane (Twilight) Bella/Tanya (Twilight) Bella/Kate (Twilight) Bella/Tanya/Kate/Irena (Twilight) Leah/Renesme[Nessie] (Twilight) Utena/Anthy (Revolutionary Girl Utena) Juri/Shiori (Revolutionary Girl Utena) Jade/Tori (Victorious) Nerissa/Cassidy (W.I.T.C.H.) Kadma/Halinor (W.I.T.C.H.) Will/Irma (W.I.T.C.H.) Elyon/Cornelia (W.I.T.C.H.) Elyon/Miranda (W.I.T.C.H.) Taranee/Hay Lin (W.I.T.C.H.) Maggie/Glenn (Walking Dead) Carl/Beth (Walking Dead) Elphaba/Glinda[Galinda] (Wicked) Poppy/Katie (Wild Child) Bloom/Stella (Winx Club) Musa/Layla[Aisha] (Winx Club) Flora/Tecna (Winx Club) Musa/Tecna (Winx Club) Bloom/Flora (Winx Club) Flora/Mirta (Winx Club) Mirta/Lucy (Winx Club) Ozma/Dorothy (Wizard Of Oz) Xena/Gabriella (Xena:Warrior Princess) Carly/Sam (iCarly) And many more I'm too tired to name. As you can see, I'm a big YURI fan! Girl Comebacks! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Guy: I know how to please a woman Guy: I can tell you want me Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again Man: If we were the last people on Earth, then will you be mine? Girls, copy and paste this on your profile! I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who hates and isn't obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Alice Diana Brenner, Shadows on a Love-Struck Soul, J.Gabrielle, WanderingShadowlight, No1butjoe, Nicole Roza Ozera, And Pidgons Fly35, EnglandPoland, Rosie Luvs Choccie,PrincessOfWisdom-AnnabethChase,PJOHOORR FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. The girl who hates dances and sport games. When I do go, I end up in the corner with a book. The girl who instead of pretending to pay attention in class is listening to every word and imprinting it on my brain. The girl who is told she is pretty but will never ever believe it The girl who isn’t a size four and doesn’t eat healthy and the girl who doesnt much care The girl who has never been asked out even though everyone else around me has had dozens of boy/girlfriends. The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors while everyone else is dreaming of their wedding day or prom. The girl who seems to have no fears even because she's hid her feelings so long that she forgot how to show them The girl who will snap you out of a "I just want to fit in" fog and show you who you really are. I'm That Girl: who passes all the classes she hates and fails the ones she loves. I'm That Girl: who'd rather take a book to the school dance than a date. I'm That Girl: who closes her locker door on her hand. I'm That Girl: who doesn't fit in with who she should and isn't quite the same as who she does fit in with. I'm That Girl: whose friends are so important to her she considers them family I'm That Girl: who'd leave her life to live in a book if she could. I'm That Girl: who is always there and loves that you're always there, even if I don't need to say it I'm That Girl: who wears all black clothing and cracks up at everything you say. I'm That Girl: Who will forget we're racing in P.E. and wait for you to catch up. I'm That Girl: who refuses to live in reality. I'm That Girl: who loves fanfiction. I'm That Girl: who loves fanfiction. I'm That Girl: who loves being That Girl. You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me. Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. The Percy Jackson Pledge I promise to remember Percy So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Percy fans know Percy Jackson isn't an obsession It's a way of life, you know... NORMAL PEOPLE/PJO FANS: NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile In loving memory of... ...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero ...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest to save her goddess knowing very well that she would die ...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends ...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth ...Silena Beauregard, who died of the greatest heroes ...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success ...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos ...Everyone else who died in the Titan War or saving someone else because they knew it was right. May they rest in the the Field of Elysium. If your a Demigod copy this into your profile If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile If you love Thalico (come on people they're not related on the god side of family! Percy says so in TLO! Percy & Annabeth are actually 2nd cousins, and they date! Why is it so disgusting?) copy & paste! IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! ZEUS You like being in charge. 30% POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. 40% HADES You’re not that much of a people person. 80% DEMETER You own a garden. 40% ARES You often start fights. 50% ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. 50% APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. 60% HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. 100% HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. 20% APHRODITE Every *person of opposite gender* swoons for you. 0% HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. 40% DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. 30% Percy Jackson Acronym: Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death. Atlas. Zoe's father. Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Yancy Academy. Where Percy studied at when he was 12. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Ichor. The blood of the gods. Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp. If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate animal abuse and animal testing, copy and paste this in your profile. If you hate homework and think it's a waste of trees, copy and paste this in your profile. If you go psycho from the lack of sleep, copy and paste this into your profile. Annoying things to do on an elevator: Very funny!! Raise your hand if you've done any of these things. If so, I'm very proud of you! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. Funny quotes people say: Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. One day we will look back at this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. God created man-THEN had a better idea! Your year book picture still haunts me. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? You're a speacial kind of stupid, aren't you? Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach! If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to? I have CDO. It's like OCD but all of the letters are in alphabetical order...like they should be. It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese. I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. Jesus saves. Passes to Moses, he shoots, he scores!! Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a cliff, I laugh. A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Dang, that was fun!" They never suspect the short one. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia? I've used up all of my sick days so I'm calling in dead. People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was. I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face. You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you. DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends. Hey stupid! Your sock is untied... Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together? Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow. Tu madre. You just got burnt in spanish. Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. It's okay pluto. I'm not a planet either. Ever wonder why bologna and lasagna don't rhyme? If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. Wanna hear a joke? ...miley cyrus. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicatd. Haven't they met themselves? Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls. At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep huh? Making us all wish we were blind:Speedo. Worst time to have a heart attack; during a game of charades. If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you. I ROCK! Guitar hero told me. There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe. Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes. Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves. I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. Forecast for tonight: darkness I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. Hell is full of musical amateurs I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes -sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!! We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later. God must love stupid people...he made so many You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway. I have a dream and in it, something eats you. Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful. Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. If idiots could fly this place would be an airport. I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1? I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again. By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday Hi! I'm human. What're you? Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass! Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy. Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet Boys break our hearts, so why don't we break their necks? When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know. I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box... I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized! Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses! When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID! Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!? Am I pissing you off-fa-fa? I have the kind of friends where if my house was burning down, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen! (Yeah and they probably start it too..) RAWR!! That means I love you in dinosaur! Its not that I'm not a “people person”... its just that I'm not a “stupid people person”. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a... aww who am I kidding! Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell? HELL- Where all the fun people end up! Ne the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says “Oh crap she's up!” They keep saying the right person will come along... I think a truck hit mine! Only You!... can help me hide the bodies! I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it! When I die, I'm going to haunt the HELL out of you people! Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? "Oh? Paper beats rock? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you." "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?" "Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?" knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." "Don't attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot." "'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives." "A panda eats, shoots, and leaves... Or... A panda eats shoots and leaves." YOU'VE GOTTA' LOVE GRAMMAR!! If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip You just have to research more about greek mythology You copy/paste this onto your profile You’re nodding and smiling when you read this You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS! This one is scary believe me when I say it: Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a shortcut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Re-post this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God... PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93% of you people that read this won't re-post. Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. . Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it? If you belive in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. Did you know that 96% of people even if they say they are Christains will not stand up for him. So if your one of the people that is in the 4% group put this on your profile. If you deny it you are denying Jesus Christ yourself. In the Bible it says that if you deny Him, He will deny you right in front off his father. So put this on your file if you ever want to walk through the gates to heaven. Please do this. :D :D :D :D GRYFFINDOR: [x] You’ve never done illegal drugs. HUFFLEPUFF: RAVENCLAW: SLYTHERIN: The WHOLE story of the Girl who was pushed (Aka) THEY HURT HER( Poor Carmen) Carmen Winstead was a young girl who died when she was pushed down the sewer by five girls she thought were her friends. Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors. When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets. There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life. After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole. They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!" All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom. The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Dead Wrong. Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure. A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains. Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off. They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off. So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. Remember that girl you called fat today? she went home and made herself throw up Remember that person you called ugly? they're saving up for plastic surgery instead of college Remember that guy you called gay? he slept with a girl to prove he wasn't, and now he's stuck with her for 18 years Remember that person you laughed at for passing out they're dying of a brain tumour Remember that girl you called pathetic and disgsting? she cuts herself every night Remember that girlfriend/boyfriend you cheated on and thought nothing of it? They will never trust themselves to fall in love again Remember that guy you dared to break into the store? He's going to jail for four years You don't have to do much to ruin someone's life. Just think before you speak. Consider how those few little words will affect the person you are saying them to. 'Cause if the roles were reversed, how would you feel? Hate bullying? Repost this onto your profile, so as many people get the message as possible. Scary Stories (Perfect for Slumber parties) The Glass House Caroline Harris was home alone that fateful Sunday night, babysitting her little sister, Ruby in their Glass House. Her parents were out for dinner that night, and they'd warned her not to open the door for strangers. The Glass House reflected almost anything, and was entirely transparent. Caroline sat down on the sofa in the living room, after having tucked Ruby to bed. As a precaution, she kept the house phone beside her. She looked up, and froze in horror. there was a man outside the house, watching her. Mud dripped on him., and his clothes were torn. On his hand, he held a butcher's knife. He smiled evilly. He looked terrifying. Caroline screamed, and grabbed the phone. She ran under the sofa, and called 911. Two policemen came, and investigated the house. One policeman, with Caroline, Ruby and the other policeman went to the living the room. The police man investigated the living room, and saw muddy footprints from behind the couch, all the way to the backdoor. "Oh my God," Caroline said, horrified. "The man wasn't inside the house, Caroline. He was right behind you," Home Alone Violet Shade was home alone with her dog, Pixie that night. It was dark and stormy, and it was midnight. Her parents were out on a special music concert, and they left Violet at home for the first time. She went upstairs to her bedroom, where Pixie was, under her bed. Violet flopped on her bed, and left one hand down to let her dog lick it. Her dog immediately licked it. Violet thought nothing of it, listening to music on her Mp3, waiting for her parents to return home. Then, she heard a dripping noise. Ugh, it must be the stupid leaky shower again, Violet thought. She sighed, and laid her head back on the pillow, trying to block out the noise, but the dripping continued. Drip. Drip. Drip. Drip. Drip. Ugh,Violet thought. Violet got up, and marched to the bathroom, where the leaky shower resided. But as soon as she entered the bathroom, she froze in horror. Pixie lay upside down, a noose around his neck. Blood dripped down a long gash just inches away from his neck. Violet screamed, and ran back to her room. She saw a madman laughing evilly, as he jumped down. "Read the note," were his last words before he jumped. Violet saw a note right by her bedside. She picked it up, and opened it with shaking fingers. Humans can lick too, you know. The Babysitter Kathy Williams was in need of a job, and she found one. She had to babysit Mr. and Mrs. Summers' two kids, Sam and Dylan with her friend, Kayla. That night, after she locked the doors, she gave the kids a cookie and some milk, before tucking them to bed. Kayla told her that she would stay with the kids. After an hour or so, Kathy found herself sitting in front of the TV. The phone rang, and Kathy answered it. "Hello?" she said. She heard heavy breathing over the line, before: "Have you checked on the children?" the voice, which sounded like a man said. Kathy hung up the phone freaked out. She breathed in and out. Maybe, It's just a prank call or something, she thought. She went back to watching the TV, but after 15 minutes, the phone rang again. She picked up the receiver, and heard hysterical laughter on the other side of the phone. "Why haven't you checked on the children?" It was the same voice that called her a few minutes ago. Kathy hung up the phone and called 911. The operator at the station told her that the next time the man called, she should try to keep him talking so they could track the man's location. A few minutes later, the phone rang, and Kathy picked it up. She heard heavy breathing on the phone again. "You should really check on the children," the man said, and Kathy listened to the man laugh hysterically for a long time. She hung up the phone, and almost immediately the phone rang again. It was the man from the station. "Get out of the house now! The calls are coming from the upstairs phone!" he said. Kathy dropped the phone in shock, and she heard heavy footsteps going down the stairs. Without hesitation, Kathy ran as fast as she could out of the house. Just as she closed the front door, a man's hand slammed against the glass. Kathy screamed, and ran towards a police car that pulled up just in front the house. The police searched the house, and found Sam and Dylan hiding in the closet, crying. In Mr. and Mrs. Summers room lay Kathy's friend, Kayla, lying on the floor, her throat slit. A bloody axe lay on the floor beside her, right beside the upstairs phone. There was no sign of the madman, save for a note beside Kayla's body. Why didn't you check on the children? 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! *o0o* It's so smart & sweet... A boy gave his girlfriend a challenge; to live a day without him & if she did it, he would love her more. The girl agreed and she didn't talk to him for a day, without knowing he had only 24 hours to live because he was suffering from cancer. She went to his house the next day, tears falling from her eyes, as she saw him lying in a coffin, with a note on the side: 'You did it baby, you can do it everyday.' Put this as your status a sign of respect for all cancer. ε з You Know You're a Book Nerd If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc. You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books. Everything reminds you of the book. You quote random lines all the time. You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer. You've got a book memorized. You've read a specific book more than five times. You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. IF YOU ARE A BOOK NERD AND PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!! You know you're obsessed with Percy Jackson when... There's a thunderstorm going on and you scream, "CALM DOWN, ZEUS!" Every time you use the internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy Jackson with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and hope the boat isn't the Princess Andromeda... You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood's address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events. You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies. Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. If you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Hula Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/FayeJackson The New Ace of Spies 7Cerberus7 Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire LiLi-GirlwithALOTofIdeas I'mAnIdiotButWhoCares/Sam Lilly Luna Chase/Lil (daughter of Apollo...Woot!) AtlantaJacksonPercysLittleSis Artemis6634 ( Artemis is my mommy yeah booooooiiiiiii! ) Amber Tate ( ATHENA!!!! Im an owl head! *laughs manically* *nearby people start backing away slowly*) kirbybear12 (Hades, I don't want to talk.) Sassy Percabeth (Hermes *laughs even manically-er) PJOHOORR (Hades , No comment) If you're a PJO or HO ultimate fan or demigod, copy and paste this onto your profile. I saw this on a profile, and i decided it was so sweet i had to put it on mine. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Crashing through the snow on an automation horse draw sleigh, Over the shields we go, Kronos' minions exploding away, Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright, What fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight, Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way, Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play, Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide, a horse and eagle fight, a thunder bolt by my side, the eagle got hit and sank, some time the horse had bought, Poseidon's face turned blank, as he foiled Zeus' plot, Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way, fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play, Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way, fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. Percy Jackson and the Olympians Survey 1. Which book from the series was your favorite? Why? 2. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite? 3. Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite? This or That Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth) or Lukabeth (Luke and Annabeth)? PERCABETH! THAT'S THE WAY IT'S MEANT TO BE!!!!!!!!! Annabeth or Rachel? Annabeth, of course! Thalia or Luke? Thalia is awesome. Riptide or Backbiter? Riptide. Wisdom or the Sea? True or False (opinion based) Percabeth? Perachel? I have read one of the books in less than 4 hours. True, if it's interesting. I wish that when Annabeth kissed Percy that they weren't about to die and he would've kissed her back. I have written fanfiction for this series. Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... Mush, little sister Please don't cry I wish I could be there To sing you a lullaby I can see your arms Bloodied and bruised That's strange, little sister Mine were like that too
When Daddy's there Hush, little sister I know you're scared
He's hurting you I'm sorry, little sister He did that to me too
Ignore what's going on at home That makes me angry, little sister You shouldn't have to be alone
You wanna know why I'm not there? It's a sad story, little sister But people should care
One day Daddy got high You were asleep in your crib So you didn't hear my cry
And smashed my head against the door While you slept, little sister I died on the floor
I don't think that I would have died If someone had only bothered To listen to my cries
Daddy's coming home Quick, get into bed You don't want him to find you alone
He's in a bad mood Run while you can
He's lifting his belt Scream while you can, little sister Call for help
You don't need to cry No one can hurt you You're in my arms tonight. IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE! My name is Lily You see that girl you just called odd? Her mother died when she was 9. You see that boy with the lightning bolt scar you just made fun of? He's lived in a cupboard under some stairs for 10 years. You see that boy you just saw crying in the toilets? He had to kill his headmaster to make his parents proud. You see that boy who has lost his Remembrall? His parents suffered a fate worse than death. YOUR GUY SIDE: x You love hoodies. x You love jeans. x Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. x You've played with/against boys on a team. x Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. x You own/ed an X-Box. x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. x At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. x Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. x You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. x You love to go crazy and not care what people think. x Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. sleep with your socks on at night. TOTAL: 15 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. x You wear the color pink.[sometimes] You Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. x You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. x You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing. TOTAL: 3 I am that girl, My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. There laughing at us because we're idiots. We're laughing at them because they just figured it out. Friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury whoever made you cry. RAP= Retard Attempting Poetry My boyfriend told me to choose between him and my horse... I better go get my saddle. I'm the girl that who can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared but will scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster. Best friends are people who will kill each other over a bag of chips and not say sorry but...HaHa, too bad loser!! I love school. Except for the learning part. That part gotta go. When life gives you lemons...you throw them at people!! An apple a day keeps the doctor away...except if the doctors cute. Then screw the fruit. I'm pretty sure Mondays need to go die. Don't try to out-weird me. YOU WILL LOSE. You can take my scarf. You can take my food. You can take my Santa Claus. But if you dare take my hat... if you dare, i will scream and tear at your face like an angry beaver... So i suggest you don't. Kthxbye You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder. I'm the type of girl that will burst out at laughing over something that happened... yesterday. Yes I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around my room in my underwear. Thank you very much. "Immature" - A word used by people who don't know how to have fun. Hey you!! No, not you!! Yes, you. No, the other guy. Yes, you!! Do you like tacos?? I didn't lose my mind. It's at home sitting next to my common sense. If you get caught staring at least you know he was looking back. I didn't fall, I was testing gravity... it still works. I'm on a diet. I only eat chocolate on days that end with 'y' I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having there motives questioned. I'm 99% sure he doesn't like me. It's that 1% that keeps me hanging on. Dumbledore: "Remember students, all Voldemort really needs is a hug." Random Person 1: "Thank you Captain Obvious." Me: "Your welcome Lieutenant Sarcasm." Random Person 1: What does IDK mean? Random Person 2: I don't know. Random Person 1: Gosh, nobody knows. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore... I am perfect!! Life is random. So am I. Yes. I've been to the dark side... THEY LIED ABOUT THE COOKIES. BE A REBEL. Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag! There's a 99% chance that I stole half your mojo... your cool...AND ALL YOUR CRAZY!! Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you. I used to be normal till I met some losers I call my best friends. Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI. If you can't laugh at yourself I'll be glad to do it for you. I didn't hit you. I simply hi-fived your face. If you don't shut up I'm gonna seriously eat you. Yeah. I'm a loser. But i'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet. I do know it all. I just don't know it all at once. Anyone can get hit by a moving car. It takes skill to be hit by a parked car. Skillage. An African bum disease. I am totally awesome. Agree or die. I am smiling. That alone should scare you. I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. If you can't fix it with duck tape, you haven't used enough. When nothing goes right...go left. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food. I eat it. I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it. I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it. I'm that girl who is smiles but is hurting inside. I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right. I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark. I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark. I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights. But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night. Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong. But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong. I think of that weight that just hangs above me, Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly. I don't fight it, I don't struggle, I just hold it up. The force on my shoulders, I'm begging it to stop. But I just hold it together, And keep the smile on my face. Just hoping that one day, Someone can take my place. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, TempestStormBFFofMax, that my bff!Aqua279, Martiny the one and only still, Cooper101, horsegirl332211, Rachel Weasley 99, PJOHOORR 79 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" Hermione Granger is proof that bookworms can be cool. Neville Longbottom is proof that cardigans can be bad-ass Luna Lovegood is proof that conformity is boring. Ginny Weasley is proof that just being yourself will always attract the person you love. Fred and George Weasley are proof that even in a dark situation there is laughter to be found. Draco Malfoy is proof that ferrets can be cool. Voldemort is proof that looking like a snake is not a good thing. McGonagall is proof that there is no age-limit to awesomeness. Mrs Weasley is proof that a mother's love can conquer even the most evil of people. Snape is proof that love can last a lifetime. Lily Potter is proof of how far a mother will go to protect her child. Remus Lupin is proof that no matter what you are, it's who you are that counts. Percy Weasley is proof that family is always more important than anything else. Dudley Dursley is proof that even the most horrible of people can change their ways. Mad-Eye Moody is proof that even the toughest of us can fall. Fleur Delacaour is proof that there can be more to a pretty face. Bellatrix is proof that even insanity can look good. Harry Potter is proof that love will truly conquer all. I promise to remember Tonks Each time I knock something down. And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley Whenever I'm out of town. I promise not to obey traffic laws For Sirius's sake of course. And I promise to remember Lupin When my heart fills with remorse. I promise to remember James When I see a stag run by. And I promise to remember Dumbledore When I watch someone die. I promise to remember Arthur Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room. And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins Every time fireworks boom. I promise to remember Lily When I see someone that holds pure beauty. And I promise to remember Dobby Whenever a pair of socks spots me. I promise to remember Teddy When I see someone with turquoise hair. And I promise to remember Molly When someone tells me they care. I promise to remember Ginny Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled. And I promise to remember the Death Eaters When someone speaks of dominating the world. Yes I promise to love Harry Potter Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the wizards (and witches) know. The Harry Potter Pledge: I promise to remember Harry, When someone grows up with no love, I promise to remember Ron, When someone is jealous, I promise to remember Hermione, When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years, I promise to remember James and Lily, when someone dies before their time, I promise to remember Dumbledore, At the thought of the greater good, I promise to “Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good,” for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course, I promise to remember Moony, And fight for human rights, I promise to remember Snape, When my heart fills with remorse (or when someone has greasy hair and a gorgeous face, you know how it is. C;), I promise to remember Narcissa, When I’d do anything for family, I promise to remember Dora Tonks, When someone is hyper, I promise to remember Hedwig, who lived and died soaring, I promise to remember Percy, When ambition gets the best of me, I promise to be careful (constant vigilance!), For Moody’s sake, of course, I promise to remember Hagrid, When one is wrongly blamed, I promise to remember Neville, when I stand up for what is right, I promise to remember The Marauders (I say D.A., but whatever), When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”, I promise to remember Luna, When someone doesn't care about what the world says about them, I promise to remember Bellatrix Lestrange, When I have to be loyal to the one I love (Or I see someone licking their arm. :3), I promise to remember Wormtail, When I see someone being controlled by fear, I promise to remember Remus Lupin, When I have chocolate. You say Twilight, 7books 7years at Hogwarts 7Weasley children 7generations before a Weasley girl was born 7horcruxes 7is Harrys Quidditch number 7th year is when James Potter and Lily Evans started dating 7galleons to buy a wand 7obstacles to the philosophers stone 7ghosts in Hogwarts (Including peeves) 7people were attacked by the Basilisk in CoS 7letters in Weasley 7players on a Quidditch team 7books are assigned to the kids from Gilderoy 7muggles saw Ron fly the Ford Anglia 7years before Harry helped Gryffindor beat Slytherin 7secret passages are shown on the Maurderers Map 7registered animagi "Turn to page 394" 394=16 16=7 7magic quills 7is the age by which most experts believe that magic will reveal itself in a wizard or witch 7chambers protecting the Philosopher's Stone. When Dumbledore first goes to Privet Drive, he puts out 7lights with his deluminator 7floors at Hogwarts 7hundred fouls in Quidditch The wolfsbane potion must be drunk every 7days before full moon. Hermione said the spell 'Alohomora' was in chapter 7of The Standard Book of Spells 7snakes on the door of the Chamber of Secrets. 7locks on Professor Moody's trunk 7bottles in the last task in the Philosopher's Stone chambers 7keepers for every dragon for the first task of the Triwizard Tournament Mr. Weasley won 7hundred galleons in the Daily Prophet drawing Harry caught 7Golden Snitches during his time as Seeker on the Gryffindor Quidditch team Dumbledore shows Harry 7memories about Voldemort's past Harry Potter escaped death at the hands of Lord Voldemort 7times before finishing him off Harry and Ron received 7O.W.Ls for their Ordinary Wizarding Level examinations. Hermione Granger continued with 7subjects during her sixth year. Sybill Trelawney says that 7of Spades means an ill omen. On 7August, the Harry Potter series won seven awards at the 2011 Teen Choice Awards for Deathly Hallows: Part 1 and Part 2. 7 IS MAGICAL 20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot 19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity… Vote Team J-Co for King Of The Web Ten million soldiers to the war have gone, I can't help but blush when your near me, I love you, Swallowed so much love my hair grows red, I love you, Even though you're the one I adore, I love you, I love you, When you miss me it'll be too late. When you miss be it'll be too late. Witches, wizard, muggles, squibs around the world, At Luna's wedding, the whole of the front row of seats was reserved for apparently no one. Harry went up to her at the end of the service. "Luna, who was meant to sit there?" Luna turned her glassy eyes on him. "Oh, they did sit there. In a spiritual way, I suppose," she said. She pointed out the seats one by one. "Right. That one's for my mother, those are for your parents because I think I would have liked them, that one is for Sirius, the one next to that is for Professor Lupin - they were friends, weren't they? - and that's for Tonks, then Fred Weasley, then Mad-Eye, then Professor Dumbledore, then Professor Snape. I hope they liked the wedding." She smiled and waved into what was seemingly empty space, before prancing off into the crowds. Harry had never felt so touched before. IN REMEMBERENCE: In Rememberence to Severus Snape, In Rememberence to Fred Weasley, In Rememberence to Dobby, In Rememberence to Remus J. Lupin, In Rememberence to Nymphadora Tonks, In Rememberence to Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, In Rememberence to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A. Voldemort, In Rememberence to Albus Dumbledore, In Rememberence to Bellatrix Lestrange, In Rememberence to Colin Creevey, In Rememberance to Hedwig, Sticks and stones will break your bones and Molly Weasley's glare will liquefy your kidneys. On The Twelve Day of Christmas J.K Rowling Gave To Me: Twelve Grimmauld Place We are the First War generation. We Lied for the sake of our lives. We are Nothing If Not Memories. Lily: "Not Harry, please no don't kill him, take me, kill me instead —" Lord Voldemort: "This is my last warning —" Lily: "Not Harry! Please ... have mercy ... Not Harry! Please — I'll do anything..." On this spot, on the night of 31 October 1981, Lily and James Potter lost their lives. Their son, Harry, remains the only wizard ever to have survived the Killing Curse. This house, invisible to Muggles, has been left in its ruined state as a monument to the Potters and as a reminder of the violence that tore apart their family. George can’t help himself. He’ll be doing the dishes before Angelina gets home, or working on paperwork for the shop, or having a drink with Ron, when his thoughts stray inevitably to Fred. He remembers things, things he often wishes he could forget. He remembers staying up late into the night with his twin, drawing out new inventions to make their families miserable. He remembers buying the shop with Fred and the way he felt that day, knowing that they would forever own something together. He remembers the day that they tried to make Ron take the unbreakable vow, and they ran away from the house to avoid their screaming mother. They sat by the river in the woods and Fred scooted close to him and whispered, “George…maybe we should make an unbreakable vow.” Seems like yesterday only Harry , Ron and Hermoine started searching for the Philosopher Stone ! 10 years have passed the memory is still fresh as ever , can't believe it that the Ends near , after the last book we still had movies and we would wait eagerly for it , now that the last movie is also out , i find it the worst nightmare ever , now we don't have anything to look forward to , ( well .. apart from the Hogwarts letter ) !!! its not what i wanted , no more of Fred & George's pranks , Luna's nargles , Mrs.Weasley's warm jumper , snape's cold way of speaking , our twitchy old ferret , the noseless guy , Peeves or even Bellatrix's evil laugh . :"( :") , im happy and sad !! James Potter Was An Arragont, Toe-Rag Of A Bully, But He Matured And Died For His Family. Lily Potter Was Someone Who Believed In Rules And Hated Pranks, But She Ended Up Marrying The Person She Hated, Who Was The Biggest Prankster. She Died For Her Son. Sirius Black Came From The Darkest Of Families, Joined Gryffindor, And Befriended People Who Would Become His Brothers, And Together They Would Become The Famous Marauders, And He Went To Azkaban For Something He Didn't Do. He Died For His Godson, Harry. Remus Lupin Never Thought He Would Find Friends, Never Mind Finding Three. He Married A Wonderful Woman And Had A Son, Who He Later Died For To Give A Better Future. Severus Snape Loved A Woman Who Loved Someone Else. He Was Too Embroiled In The Dark Arts For Friendship, But In The End, He Died For Harry, The Son Of Lily. To The Five Adults Who Changed Harry Potter's Life The Most. You say vampires, I say wizards. You say Robert Pattinson, I say Daniel Radcliffe. You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black. You say Volturi, I say Voldemort. You say Forks, I say Fawkes You say Edward Cullen, I say Cedric Diggory forever. You talk about fan following, I talk about WORLD following. You say pretty Bella, I say kick ass Ginny. You say the best couple is Edward and Bella, I say that's Ron and Hermione . You say thunderstorm baseball in a forest, I say thunderstorm Quidditch in midair. You say run, I say why bother when you can just Apparate? You say Victoria, I say Bellatrix. You say shapeshifting wolves, I say Animagi Marauders. You say blood, I say Honeydukes Chocolate. You say fans, I say fanatics. END: Dud, because they were too scared to fight, END: War WON! You say Twilight Saga, I say Harry Potter, now AVADA KEDAVRA!! "Dear Mr. Potter, "Harry Potter...the boy who lived...come to die..." "The stories we love best do live in us forever; whether you come back by page, or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home." Re-post if you will stick with Harry, until the very end. Until the spines of your books are weakened and the pages are falling out, until you're 80 years old and sitting in your rocking chair, reading the Philosopher's (Sorcerer's) Stone, and your family asks you "After all this time?" and you say "Always." For the Harry Potter Generation HEY YOU. Yes, you. Reading this right now. Sitting or standing or lying down or whatever you're doing. Using a PC, a laptop, a phone or a tablet. Whoever you are, and whatever you're doing when you read this, just know that you are beautiful. And I mean it. Unique, special, amazing, stunning, talented, intelligent... They all describe you. Don't think that just because people put you down and call you names that you are worth any bit less than you are. They only do it because they are insecure with themselves. Ignore all the haters and bullies, just be who YOU are. Not what other people want you to be. You are beautiful, inside and out. All you have to do is believe it. Written By Moaning Myrtle at Weasley is our King, Snape isour Prince ... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever Dear Bullies, That boy you punched in the hall today; committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today; she's a virgin. That boy you called lame; has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day; is already being abused at home. You think you know them. Guess what, you don't. Copy and Paste this to your profile if you are against the mean bullying. I bet 99% of you wont. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody ,tookieclothespen, GentleInAMoshPit, Gothic Tiger, Amras Felagund, TrixieStixs, Onar Toa of Hunger, Super proof, Artimus Howl, Rain C. Frosty, StarSapphireWolf, Black Rose Hokaru, Song Of Hope, beyblademaster, DragonFang2011, BlackCatNeko999, KUKAIxAMU, AIM021, PJOHOORR If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenguinYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, M-Warrior, BTM707, Dreamnorn, Sceptilelv100, Sam Leonhart, JadeKurosaki, Aqua girl 007, EgyptianSky,sukairaa-chan, The Thief King, RiverTear980, Marikshipper, Coolaloo, Eien Ni Ushinawa, Song Of Hope, Colorici74, DragonFang2011, BlackCatNeko999, KUKAIxAMU, AIM021, PJOHOORR 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Eeveeninja77, PhantomGirl12, StarSapphireWolf, Black Rose Hokaru, Song Of Hope, Colorici74, DragonFang2011, BlackCatNeko999, KUKAIxAMU, AIM021, PJOHOORR 95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!! If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!! 98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%... Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. 4) When you find out when the next book is coming out, you pre-order it... Even if the release date is next year. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, JaneVolturi, LOSTSOULOFTHEUNDERWORLD, DarkAngel620, Dithinus, Glitterthorn, PinkFuzzBall, Eien no Akumu, COOKIEMONSTER0077, Angel.of.Guilt, Lucy Ashley from Fairy Tail, Blueninjamanga22, AIM021, PJOHOORR BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. 30. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 31. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 32. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 33. Our magazines have horoscopes 34. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 35. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm 36. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 37. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 38. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 39. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing. The Harry Potter Pledge: I promise to remember Tonks Quotes... If love isn't a game why are there so many players? Cowards answer questions with questions. Someone without fear is someone without hope. Everyone’s crazy, in my opinion, some people just hide it better then others. Secrets are better left unsaid. "You with me?" - "Well I'm certainly not against you, if that's what you're asking" If you hate the spotlight, stay out of it. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs... I'm anything but average. When you forgot to forget, you've forgotten. Passion makes the world go 'round, love just makes it a safer place. Some may say crazy, my answer is just different. Live like everyday is your last. Face your fears, or remain chained by them. I don't hate you - you're just not my favorite person right now. We like people for their qualities, but we love them for their defects. Did you know "I told you so" has a brother? His name is "Shut the hell up" True friends are hard to find difficult to leave, impossible to forget. The biggest secrets are the ones you hear through closed doors. Education is important, school however, is a different matter. I used to be normal until I met the freaks I call my friends. Behind every frown is a smile, just waiting to light up the world. P.S. I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy. Suicide is a selfish thing, did you ever consider the people who care about you the most? Everyone walks with a purpose, mine is to make it to class on time. Crazy is just another word for fun. I'm not short, I'm fun sized. Violence is never the answer... though I use it more then necessary. Ask me anything and I'll give you a clue... if I'm in a good mood. No one understand teenagers. Even teenagers don't understand teenagers. I'm not THAT bad, I might be THAT evil though. Don't frown, because someone can be falling in love with your smile The greatest challenge in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes and still sees the best in you. Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it. My favorite word is sarcasm. Everyone has a wild side - me and my friends just prefer to make them public. I'd rather be hated for who I am. Them loved for who I'm not. If at first you succeed, don't try skydiving. Music is like candy. You automatically throw away the rappers. I'd be more scared if you were aiming for person next to me. Learn as if you're going to live forever, live as if you were going to die tomorrow. Would I die for the one I love? I wouldn't know, because as of now true love has evaded me. So for now the answer to the question is a mystery. The end of the beginning is the same as the beginning of the end. Why does everyone want to know why I do what I do? Why I say what I say? Why I act like I act? Why does everyone what to know why? A dream is a wish your heart makes. What's worse them drunk driving? Letting it happen in the first place. Friends don't let friends drive drunk. To an organized mind death is but the next great adventure. The quiet scares me cause it screams the truth. Why can someone believe the lie, but never the truth? You only have to be responsible every so often...you can always be reckless every moment in between. There is always some madness in love. But there is also always be some reason in madness. People call me crazy, but I’m just random. I think your crazy... but then again who isn't? Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (AN what it true) Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too. Children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up. I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it. Best friends through thick and thin! If you cry, I cry, If you laugh, I laugh, If you fight, I got your back, If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall, If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. A good girl is a bad girl who’s never gotten caught. If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS. "Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda" They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Trying is the first step toward failure. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. The struggle just makes life better when you have time to look at what you've gained. The road to hell is paved with good intentions, only if you follow those blindly. The journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step. Look beyond closed doors. Friends stick together 'til the end. Any story worth telling is worth telling twice. Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door. Everything is funny as long as it's happening to someone else. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Dont't go to bed angry... STAY UP LATE AND PLOT YOUR REVENGE! Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls. There's a fine line between genius and insane, I just erased the line. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Never regret something that once made you smile. A memory last forever, never does it die. True friends stay forever and never say goodbye. I used to be open minded, but my brain kept falling out. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you." Cinderella walked on broken glass, Sleeping Beauty let a whole life pass. Belle fell in love with a hideous beast, Jasmine married a common thief. Ariel walked on land for love and life, Snow White barely escaped a knife. It was all blood, sweat and tears, Because love means facing your worst fears. if you find this poem cute and/or romantic copy and paste it to your profile. As you waved goodbye, I remembered what you said. You told me not to drink at all, So I had a Sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't choose to drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I knew I made a healthy choice and, Your advice to me was right, As the party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my own car, Sure to get home in one piece, Never knowing what was coming, Something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, "The kid that caused this wreck was drunk." His voice seems far away. My own blood is all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, "This girl is going to die." I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, That I would have to die. So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? But now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave. Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his mom and dad had, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, I love you and good-bye. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmeme, AkatsukiReverie,EmoLollipop, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, KillerLiger3000, moonlit fang, chibi kyuu-chan, Keeper.Of.The.Obsidian.Jewel, HiDiNgFrOmYoU, vampy-chan17, silentdreamer126, PJOHOORR If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been bored out of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress, vampy-chan17, silentdreamer126, PJOHOORR If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile "Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!" If you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this onto your profile f you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you enjoy the copy and paste feature, show your appreciation by copy and pasting this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have run into anything that is able to be run into, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten to breathe, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have siblings that drive you crazy, copy and paste this into your profile. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever slipped on ice, gotten up only to slip again, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! If you think that if girls ruled the world it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you ABSOLUTLEY REFUSE to die by suffocating, copy and paste this onto your profile. Copy and paste this to your profile if you've ever hurt your face smiling. If you support homosexuality, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you could spend 24 hours looking at Fanfictions, Youtube videos, and other peoples profiles, Copy and Paste this in your profile. If you have no life, enjoy anime too much, and people tell you you have no life, put this in your profile. (A/N I would kill him but then I’ll have no one else to talk too.) If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. The Teenage Bill of Rights: 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. Quotes continued... Don't let you're self be blinded by love, Look passed and it may be easier to see the truth. Don't try so hard. The best things come when you least expect them to. There's always going to be people that hurt you. So what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around. Don't cry because it's over, Smile because it happened. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, Doesn't mean they don't love you all withy all they have. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one that is won't make you cry. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand, and touches your heart. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right next to them, knowing you can't have them. To the world, you may be a person; But to a person, you may be a world. Don't waste your time on someone who isn't willing to waste their time on you. Maybe god wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right person, so that when we finally met the right one, we will know how to be grateful. Just shut up and Smile. : ) Love is just a word until somebody comes along and gives it meaning. Yeah I'm a loser, But I’m the coolest loser you'll ever meet! Beauty only gets attention, But personality captures the heart. How many times can my heart break ‘til it shatters? I write my own story, but unfortunately I'm writing in pen and cannot erase my mistakes. Unlike Barbie, me and my friends are not sold separately. Don't blame me... I was born awesome! I'm your rock star, I'm also that girl you will never forget, No matter how hard you try. Don't forget to SMILE. While you DREAM always HOPE for PEACE. Always BELIEVE in your FAITH. Don't forget to LOVE!! Be crazy. BE wild. Because you're not young forever! I’m crazy and proud of it. All I want is someone that will treat me right and will never ignore me. If loving you is wrong then I don't want to be right. Jealousy is just a way to show you care. If a guy says you're CUTE, He's looking at your smile; If a guys says you're HOT, he's looking at you're body; If a guy says you're PRETTY, he's looking at your face; If a guy says you BEAUTIFUL, he's looking at your heart. Friends are Gods way of apoligizing for family. Always remember your unique, just like everyone else. Every sixty seconds you spend sad is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has it's limits. Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them. What happens if you get scared half to death... Twice? Life is like a Pack of Gum... I've yet to figure out why. He who laughs last thinks slowest. It takes 47 muscles to frown, and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face. How important does a person have to be before a person is considered assassinated instead of murdered? We're all pretty bizarre, some of us are just better at showing it. When I said "I'd hit that!" ... I meant with my car... When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "You had to be there" type of thing... It's more of a "You have to be Mentally insane like us" type of thing... When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges. I smile because I have no idea what's going on. No I didn’t kill him, the bullets and the ground did. As I lie in my bed, I gaze at the stars . . . and wonder . . . WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING? HELP! I've fallen and I can't- heeey... nice carpet. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge. (sometimes I say this around people I dislike... for no reason) If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating. Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it! I'm not cynical, everything just sucks. Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine. A fool thinks himself wise but a wise man thinks himself a fool. So... any questions? Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile. If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your profile. If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile. OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his three stepbrothers: I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. "So what if they were in Tartarus? So what if they stood a slim chance of surviving? He was so glad that they were together, he had the ridiculous urge to smile." Kelly: [the girls are trying to decide what to steal to save their school from foreclosure] What about that? Zoe: There's no reason to be scared of death. 'Cause death is, you know, like life, but all of the crap gets taken out. Like poverty and fascism and Miley Cyrus. Chelsea: And, therefore, Lucy will always be a virgin. Camilla: Some women, Annabelle, are born great: Cleopatra, the queen, me. Some become great, like Mother Teresa or Lady Gaga. Others have greatness thrust upon them, like Monica Lewinsky. Annabelle Fritton: Treasure Hunter, Come for naught, It seems your dreams have fallen short. 95% of girls would sit and cry if Justin Beiber jumped off of the Empire State Building. Copy and Paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a soda and yell, "Do a flip!" Not all Hufflepuffs are weak (Cedric Digory) Calling me GAY doesn't make you STRAIGHT. Calling me a SLUT doesn't make you a VIRGIN. Calling me MEAN doesn't make you NICE. Calling me STUPID doesn't make you a GENIUS. Calling me UGLY doesn't make you beautiful. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you want. What's the point of bullying, anyway? To all you bullies out there: I know your secret: You're insecure. The girl you just called fat? She is over-dosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on, hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He's abused enough at home. The man with the ugly scars? He fought for his and YOUR country. That kid you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. The girl you just called a freak? She committed suicide five minutes ago because she felt worthless. Copy and paste this on your profile. Bullying has to stop. Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians 1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer If my little sister pets a goat When I toss some wood in the fire The Capitol will cross my mind I’ll always think of Glimmer Whenever I watch a reality show I swear to think of Cato I swear to remember the Hunger Games Percy Jackson pledge: Heroes of Olympus Pledge Copy and Paste: 92 percent of teens would die if someone told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent still alive. And would be laughing your backside off! If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile! If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had an argument with yourself and lost copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever thought If I was Bella Swan, I'd tell Edward to go duel Jacob for my hand, and then run as far away as possible while they were busy, post this on your profile. If you've ever thought, Holly! Artemis! What the bloody heck are you doing fighting Opal? Don't you know that Edward and Jacob are the root of all evil?!?! post this in your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever found yourself talking to your own fictional character in a story you made up, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you're fricken crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If people think your crazy, copy and paste this to your profile. If you believe that Po and Tigress will get together in Kung Fu Panda 3, Copy and Paste this into your profile! If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile. If you're a die-hard Christian like me, but haven't got a problem with people with other beliefs, post this in your profile. If you're a real-life grammar b* and have to stop yourself from correcting people ("Um, hello, people, it's worse, not badder.") copy this into your profile. Reasons why girls are the best 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. (...that anyone knows about) 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. (...They already know) 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. (...Look above.) 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. (...And i would want to do that why?) 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. (But we do it anyways) 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. (..Or Skittles.) 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. (Mine will be the only one without lipstick on it.) if you believe these or think they are true, copy them onto your profile: there are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't. dont worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didnt make it to your future. the rules only apply if you get caught. some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but the still bring a smile to your face you push them down a flight of stairs. "I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." "Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have the film." "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on! This is a true story: Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless piece of s!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying dead on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms (add this to your profile if your against child abuse) 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile. Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. if you dont watch laguna beach, or the O.C., or the hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, then copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. Something to note: 'Liar, liar pants on fire' translated into French and then back into English is: 'Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted. Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? So what's the speed of dark? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? Why is it called common sense if it's so rare? If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"? Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ? Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers? Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why are there so many "why" questions? If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile. IF YOU BELIEVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! I BELIEVE! Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who dosn't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, iliveinthetwilight, Sailor Light37, percabeth-you know you love it, Sayaalv, PJOHOORR 98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. When she walks away from you mad, follow her Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone. I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun! “Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.” “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.” Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that. Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Don’t follow me, I’m lost too. This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER. So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun. When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’? Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? Life sucks and then you die. Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it? “When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade” Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick. Darcy- "Come to Cloud Tower. We have COOKIES!" Bloom- "Nah, Alfea has cake." Darcy- "ooh! Can I be a fairy?!" I smile because I have no idea what’s going on! Life was so simple when boys had cooties I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don’t obsess! I think intensely. Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust? Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later. One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. “When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.” “Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” “Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else” “Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.” “I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.” “What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.” A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.” Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!” “He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.” “If you know me, chances are you hate me.” Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you. Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them. Set sail in a general that way direction. It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later. Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face? All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go. Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it FactsOfLife Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why. Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history. If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round! Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . . We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves. Life was so simple when boys had cooties! Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A KITTY! Reasons why girls are the best 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. if you believe these or think they are true, copy them onto your profile: Fun Quotes Sarcasm is my automatic response to stupidity. I'm not so good with advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Come to the Dark Side, we have COOKIES! Welcome to the Dark Side! Have a cookie! Oh, that red liquid leaking out of it? ...That's jelly. Welcome to the Dark Side, are you surprised we lied about the cookies? Life isn't trying to pass me by, it's trying to run me over. When Life gives you lemons, turn them into apples and leave people wondering how the heck you did it! When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye and demand candy. I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity... It still works. I didn't trip. I was simply hugging the floor. Secret Admirer? More like a stalker with stationary. When I say 'LOL,' I'm not 'laughing out loud.' I just have nothing better to say. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Nobody's going to win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. If Walmart is lowering prices daily, then how come none of it is free yet? Forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more! Never take Life seriously; no one gets out alive anyway! Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that. He who laughs last didn't get the joke. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it! It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to punch the person square in the face. If you can't convince them, confuse them. When life gives you skittles, chuck them at people's faces and say, "Taste the freakin rainbow!" Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance in the rain You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?' You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed A stranger will stab you in the back, a friend will stab you in the front, a boyfriend will stab you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." I didn't loose my brain, I sold it on Ebay! *smiles happily* I don't obsess! I think intensely. If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. This is absolutely hilarious!! The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism 1) When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons and ask for your oranges again! 2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it 3) Whoever said 'Nothing's impossible,' obviously never tried to slam a revolving door! 4) I'm not afraid of Death. What's it gonna do, Kill me? 5) Love your enimies...it makes them SO mad! 6) You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder! 7) God made Adam. Then said "I can do better." Then he made Eve. 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, or were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. -Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. - The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - When there's a will, I want to be in it. "It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!" If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile. If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile. ( I LOST!!) If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile. If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile. If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile. (yep, and successfully knocked them down then I asked them why they were in my way. ) I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apologizes. I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong. I see Normal people! QUICK!! Take a picture!! Slinky Escalator = Endless fun They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. IF Miley Cyrus were standing on top of the Empire State Building, 94 percent of children and teens would be crying their eyes out. Sign and re-post if you'd be part of the 6 percent yelling "JUMP MILEY JUMP!" ChrissiMissi01, glossygirl125, DaisyInTheField, TeamComrade, Katelyn Goode, GallagherGirl459, vampire13eb, percabeth-you know you love it, Sayaalv, PJOHOORR If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun and addicting, copy and paste this onto your profile. If boys at your school annoy you paste this onto your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. To a guy love is only a chapter but to a girl its her whole book. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Did you know: Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. You live off of sugar and caffeine You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) North Italy (Feliciano/Veneciano Vargas) ( ) You were bullied a lot in your childhood 4/10 for Italy South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas) () You love tomatoes 1/10 for Romano Germany (Ludwig) ( ) You're very stoic and serious 5/10 for Germany Japan (Kiku Honda) (x) You're very mature 5/10 for Japan The United States of America (Alfred F. 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If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA), Hullop (USA), Mayonaka Naze (Dominican Republic), RUHLSAR000 (USA) PotterAnimeJackson(Canada), Mermaid-Luchia(Australia), Jostanos (USA), changeofheart505(USA), PJOHOORR (Greece) If you don't actually like people very much, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're not stupid enough to believe music causes suicide, copy and paste. ()_() Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help it achieve world domination. Come ／l、 Yay for kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your profile to help her gain world domination If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. 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I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson". I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. 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Please do your part to end If you don't have a problem with Homosexuality copy this into your profile We can be STRONG without needing others to be WEAK We can be PATRIOTIC without being RACIST We can be SMART without being OBNOXIOUS We can be HAPPY without making others UNHAPPY We can all WIN when we work TOGETHER Kids Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher. TEACHER: Tracy! TRACY: zzz Yeah? TEACHER: What did I just ask? TRACY: What did I just ask? TEACHER: Christy, if you had 10 chocolate chip cookies and Glen asked for one what do you have? CHRISTY: No chocolate chip cookies. TEACHER: Why? CHRISTY: I don't like chocolate chips. TEACHER: David, if you had 5 chocolate chips and Sally asked for 1, what do you have? DAVID: 5 chocolate chips and a tooth that's not mine. TEACHER: Raise your hand if you know someone who has a sin. STUDENTS: *All raise their hands* Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month" 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work" 14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day" 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful" 25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways 28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's" 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 30) I will not go to class skyclad 31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core" 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends" 37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak 38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine 39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts 40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!" 41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck 42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous 43) I will not lick Trevor 44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey" 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet 49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice 50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the voice of God. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be annoying and delusional. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob. I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality. I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring. I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist. I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports. I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. Repost this if you are against stereotypes. |
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