Hey I'm Anna and I'm from Scotland!!!

All about mio!!!!

--Favourites--

Colour: Yellow me thinks :D
Number: 4!
Movie: errmmmmmm at the moment it's the avengers xD
Actor: Ohhh that a tuff one... I'll get back to you!!
Actress: Alex Kingston hands down! :P
Kind of Movie: Action
Sport: Riding
Fast Food Restaurant: MacDonald’s!
Food: Macaroni cheese
Ice Cream: vanilla
Cereal: Would I be the most boring person ever if I said Corn Flakes?
Candy: skittles... all the E numbers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drink: Lucasade

--Do You--

Have any siblings: Yes! 2!
Have any pets: a tortoise...
Have a cellphone: I have a MOBILE!!!
Have any special talents or skills: i'm not bad at badminton :D
Have any fears: Spiders,gore of all types, blood, and canoes!!!!
Sing in the shower: no I prefer to ponder the meaning of life and the unanswerable questions ;)
Get along with your parents: Yeah
Have any piercings: Just my ears ;)
Have any tattoos: Nope
Swear: Yes. Not a good habit, but who cares?!
Smoke: No!
Do Drugs: No!

--This or That--

Fruit or Vegetable: Fruit!
Black or White: Would it be racist if I said white?? :P
Lights On or Lights Off: Lights on!
TV or Movie: TV
Car or Truck: Car
Cash or Check: Cash!
Rock or Rap: 100% rock!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
French Toast or French Fries: ermmmm French toast :D
Strawberries or Blueberries: I don't like berries fullstop!!! ...
Cookies or Muffins: Muffins!
Winter Break or Spring Break: Winter!
Hugs or Kisses: Hugs

--Have You Ever--

Danced in a public place: HELL YEAH!!
Smiled for no reason: who hasn't?

Laughed so hard you cried: Yeah...but you don't want to know that story!!!!

Done drugs:NO!!
Partied 'til the sun came up: nope!
Gotten a ticket: I have no car :(
Been arrested:Never xD
Been convicted of a crime: no way!!
Been in a wreck: OH NO!
Been out of the country: yippers!!

--Random & Silly Junk--

Are you a virgin: Why yes, yes i am :P
Ever TP'd someone's house: naah
Ever egged someone's house: nope:D
How many languages do you speak: English and I'm fluent in sarcasm!!!
Who do you compare yourself to: ermmmmm... people??
Ever regret anything: yeah, a little.
Do you like being tickled: hell to the no!!!;D
Are your fingers tired: nah I copied most of this :D
Are you happy: I might be, I might not be.

Some questions you'll probably not pay attention to or read!

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?

ermm... on me right arm i spilt Hydrogen Paroxide (a type of acid) on it in science :D

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?

Pictures of me and my friends... ahh memories!!

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?

I've been told I have conversations with myself!!!!!

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?

Everything with a tune :D

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?

i was born on the 4rth of the 11th at 11 mins past 4!!!! cool ehh???

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?

A time machine and Matt Smith...

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?

potato smiley faces!!!!

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?

phone :D

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?

quite tall :D

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?

Nope, I love small spaces xD

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?

only if i have to walk in it.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?

Ummm... my best friend made me laugh until I cried, does that count?

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?

Anything that smells niiiiiiiiiiice! xD

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?

ermmm i dunno!!!

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?

somewhere that's special to me :D

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?

Energy drink!!!

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?

Cheese-yum!

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Now you have me in the mood for Pizza! :P

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?

no... but I've eaten fish food (don't ask!!!)

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?

ermmmm I don't know, when I was a baby I got lats of really nice things that mean a lot :D

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?

I have double jointed thumbs, they bend back on themselves!!!!

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?

Don't know, but favourite is spelt wrong who ever made this up!!!! ;D

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?

Yup, a tortoise

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?

couldn't tell you, it has a shell does that help?? ;D

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?

Im not sure!!

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?

No idea!!!

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:

4!

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?

I'm blonde so, blonde!!!!!

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?

Ehhhh, I'm not sure :P

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?

My English teacher!!!

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?

Yes, I have, I live in Scotland!!!

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?

chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?

Not that I can remember :S

37. FIRST JOB?

Haven't had one!!

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?

The question is who haven't I prankied!!

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?

Watching my brothers slaughter zombies :P

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?

nope :D

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?

My eyes :D

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?

No xD

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

I'm not sure yet, thankfully I have a while to think about it :D

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?

2, a boy then a girl.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

Nope, my middle name is after my Gran ;D

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?

Completely forgets about question and starts singing 'when you wish apon a star'

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?

John Frieda :D

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

Hell to the no, it's so messy!!!

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

Chicken xD

52. ANY BAD HABITS?

Constantly tapping when I get bored xD

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF?

none!!!

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

What is this inception!!!! ;D

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?

Nope

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?

Punching anything that makes a satisfying THWACK!!

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?

Blair Atholl, ahh the memories :P

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?

Hmmmm a pink teddy called, Pink Ted!! Inventive I know!! xD (Again that it not how you spell favourite!)

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?

Dunno I'm to lazy to go find out!!!

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?

nahh he scared me!!!

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?

ME! Sarcastic, never….*sarcastically*

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?

Mac and Cheeeese XD

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY?

That he likes me, for me!!!

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?

Anna, Banana, Annie, Ann Ann's and POP!!

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?

Oh waaaayyyy to many!!!!!!! (still spelt wrong!)

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?

At the minute I am OBSESSED with ER and Doctor Who! XD (and favourite is spelt wrong... AGAIN!!!)

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE?

My what now?!?!?!?!?

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

Cookie Dough!

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?

Yes!

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?

This morning in P.E!

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64?

Yeah there was :S

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?

I don't own a car!!!

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?

Mehhh

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?

The telly ;D

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?

Milk!!!

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

My friend xD

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?

hmmm depends xD

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?

Ermmm... I'll get back to you :P

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?

Is tis how you spell favourite in America or something?? Because it's still WRONG!

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?

Hmmmmm June?? July??

83. FAVORITE (Favourite) ZODIAC SIGN?

Scorpio- cause I am one!!!

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?

Blonde xD

86. EYE COLOR?

Green!!

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT?

McDonalds xD

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?

Never tried it :P

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?

Doctor who, I told you I'm obsessed! xD

92. FAVORITE (It's favourite god-damn it!) DAY OF THE YEAR?

Hmmmm my birthday??? xD

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?

I play the saxophone, drums and keyboard :D

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?

politics urrrgh!!!

95. KISSES OR HUGS?

Hugs xD

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?

Relationships xD

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?

Earings xD

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE?

I don't have a car :D

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?

Harry Potter and The Prisoner Of Azkaban :D

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:

Uneventful, severely lacking, and non-existent.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer-

I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry
If my little sister pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him
When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When my birthday cake’s sublime
The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care
I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something... Once
Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names
I swear to think of Cato
When I’m homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind
I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire too
It’s important to think of the characters
But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits: DJ got us falling in love again- Usher

Waking Up: Twilight- Cover Drive

First Day At School: Part Of Me- Katy Perry (Obviously I don't want to go school???)

Making Your New Best Friend: Rockstar-Nickelback

Falling In Love: Eyes Wide Shut- JLS (AWWWW that's cute xD)

Breaking Up; I Just can't wait to be king- The Lion King (Maybe I fell in love with a prince and that's why I was leaving him??)

Prom: I don't want to miss a thing-Aerosmith (I'd be pretty happy if that was my prom song :P)

Graduation: Summer of 69- Briam Adams (That sort of works if you squint at it :P)

Life's Okay: Wherever you will go- Charlene Soraia

Death of a Close Friend: What doesn't kill makes you stronger- Kelly Clarson (obviously not in the case of my friend!)

Mental Breakdown: You'll be in my heart- Phil Collins (Okay... why not, everyone loves a bit of Phil Collins!)

Driving: Supercslifragilisticepislidocious- Mary Poppins (Um, okay...)

Flashback: We Found Love- Rihanna

Getting Back Together: Live While We're Young- One Direction (Yeah okay, that fits quite well :P)

Wedding Scene: Marry the night- Lady GaGa (well actually I'd hope I was marrying my husband not the night! :S)

Birth of Child: Pretty Things- Take That (Awwwww CUTE!! :3)

Car Accident: Glad you came- The Wanted (Hmm that doesn't fit :P)

Final Battle: Good Feeling- Flo Rida (FAILURE!!!)

Death Scene: Lego House- Ed Sheeran (Well it's certainly depressing enough! xD)

Funeral Song: Moves Like Jagger- Maroon 5 (Hell yeah! I wnt everyone raving at my funeral!! xD)

End Credits - All Time Low- The wanted (Why not!!)

Deleted Scenes: The Gambler- Kenny Rogers

What Element Are You?

:FIRE:.
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often call you insane.

Total: 6

.:WATER:.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.

Total: 2

.:EARTH:.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 5

.:AIR:.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.

Total: 5

.:DARKNESS:.
You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules

Total: 1

.:LIGHT:.
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.

Total: 3

Well, I guess I’m fire :D

( \_/ )
(='.'=) This is Bunny. He will kill you if he's hungry.
(")_(")

98% OF TEENAGERS HAVE CONSUMED ALCOHOL, SMOKED, OR HAVE HAD SEX.

COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU LIKE BAGELS!

If you have ever bawled over your favourite character dying in a movie or book, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever spoken in a foreign accent without intending to, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. Put your iPod or MP3 on shuffle

2. Write down the song title for every question.

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

All Night Long

WHAT'S YOUR OUTLOOK ON LIFE?

Moves like Jagger

WHAT DOES YOUR FAMILY THINK OF YOU?

I Don't Want To Miss A Thing

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Take A Chance On Me

WHAT DO STRANGERS THINK OF YOU?

Hello

WHAT DO YOUR EXES THINK OF YOU?

Heart Skips A Beat

HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE?

Cuppycake

HOW WILL YOUR LOVE LIFE BE IN THE FUTURE?

We Found Love

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?

Marry The Night

WILL YOU HAVE KIDS?

Cannonball

WERE YOU GOOD AT SCHOOL?

Part Of Me

WILL YOU BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE?

Twilight

WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?

Glad You Came

WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Payphone

THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE:

Good Feeling

YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND ARE:

Perfect

HAPPY TIMES:

Who's Laughing Now

SAD TIMES:

Love The Way You Lie

FOR TODAY:

Coming Home

FOR TOMORROW:

Narwhals

FOR YOU:

Hakuna Matata

WHAT DOES NEXT YEAR HAVE IN STORE FOR ME?

All Time Low

WHAT DO I SAY WHEN LIFE GETS TOO HARD?

Circle Of Life

WHAT SONG WILL I DANCE TO AT MY WEDDING?

Everybody in love

WHAT DO YOU WANT AS A CAREER?

The Gambler

YOUR FAVOURITE SAYING:

Born This Way

HOW WILL I DIE?

Lightening

Every time I say the word 'diet', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

What if your name was Anonymous? You’d get the credit for everything nobody wanted credit for.

Why aren’t safety pins as safe as they say they are?

What was Captain Hook’s name before he got a hook for a hand?

Have ex-bankers become disinterested?

Why does mineral water which has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?

I know you can be overwhelmed, but can’t you ever be whelmed just right?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Why can wizards make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air?

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look too astonished

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Like the government.

Whoever said nothing was impossible has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

Who follows dating protocol any more? If you like him, STALK him

Flying: throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

Silly Recall Warnings!

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?) Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?!)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY –‘DING’ at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug” then enforce it.

11. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

12. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

13. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

14. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

15. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

16. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

17. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

18. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

19. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!