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I don't write fanfiction; I registered merely to fave. x (Of course, that's how I started on DeviantArt too, but I digress.)

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The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 291,625 - Reviews: 3029 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 4/25/2018 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Misconceptions by Coffee-Flavored Fate reviews
In which Romano jumps to conclusions, and America goes along for the ride. They'll get it sorted out eventually, right? M for language, sexual situations. Romano/America. Amateur M writer, be warned!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,775 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, America
Moss Attacks by TheRimmerConnection reviews
Sometime, a while after the "emergency kiss" down by the lock-up, Moss is up to his tricks again, but this time he seems to mean business. Slightly dubious consent, but enough snuggliness to offset any bad feeling :D Slash, clearly.
IT Crowd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Complete
The Rainbow Network by LucyToo reviews
Dave's therapist orders him to visit a gay-teen counseling website. One improbable coincidence later his life is completely ruined. At least until it's all made better. Slash, Kurtofsky
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,219 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Both Ways at Once by Lyricoloratura reviews
Pavel Chekov and Hikaru Sulu are the best of friends; the deeper feelings they begin to discover for one another can make things complicated. Closely tied to its companion piece "Sestina" & will be updated intermittently until both stories are complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,723 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov
Saucy by Monamourz reviews
Romano tests the theory that Alfred can't get drunk. It leads to testing the theory that tomato sauce tastes better when eaten off America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/10/2011 - America, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Just a Little Longer by daedricgurl reviews
The perfect competitors, the perfect rivals. Dignity in losing can make you a winner, and sometimes losing just isn't so bad in the first place. It's more than just a game. Yet they don't share love, but they also don't share hate. It's just perfection.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2011 - America, China - Complete
Uncharted by Brittany Diamond reviews
The thought of loving a man is more than startling to Watson. Holmes leads the way. Movieverse with book-style tendencies.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,984 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Secret Santa by VioletLolitaPop reviews
After going through a less than desirable morning, Alfred finds a small gift on his desk from a 'Secret Santa'. What harm could that bring? .:office!AU:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,255 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Stuck by LaChoy reviews
Lithuania's car breaks down and now he's stuck with Poland, who finds the most horrible thing being squirrels. Lithuania/Poland T for slight sexual mentions
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Lithuania, Poland
The Very Secret Diaries of the USS Enterprise Crew by Carynna reviews
Kirk obviously fancies Chekov, but Sulu will kill him if he tries anything." Ever wondered what the crew is up to behind closed pod bay doors? Consider yourself warned. Slash, parody, and utter insanity.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
It's Me Following You by andthenshesaid reviews
Because, really, riding a train while wearing a wedding dress wasn't the best idea in the entire world, even if it was for the newly decided Love Of Her Life. PrusHung.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
For the Love of Chinese Food by Eliza Darling reviews
Apparently Chinese food made America extremely horny... not that China minded. America/China PWP, hints of past America/Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/12/2010 - [America, China] - Complete
Tactile by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*China/America* Painting over America's body, China tells him a story as old as he is… *contains smut*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/29/2010 - America, China - Complete
A Kaleidoscope Night by awaylaughing reviews
The nations go clubbing, glowing face paint is employed and the plot is very, very thin. CubaxCanada, pretty much straight up porn.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Canada, Cuba - Complete
he she it by indelible reviews
Hungary's gender crisis, in six parts. Prussia/Hungary/Austria.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Roses Are Red by ArixaBell reviews
England and Russia both want America. Russia's attempts to copy England's wooing methods leave something to be desired.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
It All Started with a Tomato by IlluminatedShadow reviews
It all started with a tomato. After many years filled with wars, kisses, and an earthquake, here they are with a bottle of wine and no regrets. Five moments between South Italy and Canada. Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/3/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Canada - Complete
An Unwanted Link by ChangeofHeart reviews
When one of the Italy brother's haircurl is pulled, BOTH of them feel it. This leads for some remarkably awkward situations. Main focus Spamano, with a secondary Gerita. A response to a request on the KinkMeme!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/23/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
C Sharp by Shatterdoll reviews
Switzerland can't understand why he keeps thinking about his past with Austria. He decides to pay him a visit to try and get over it once and for all. SwitzerlandxAustria, M for inappropriate use of a piano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Switzerland, Austria - Complete
Sleeping by Solomon's Savior reviews
Yuuram! Yuuri finally figures out how to cure Wolfram of his violent sleeping patterns so, naturally, fluff litters the air! EDIT: I proofed it again, so the grammer is a little better. Thanks to all who read such terrible grammer without complaint!
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
A Good Idea At The Time by lazaefair reviews
Larry held his own against Kahmunrah pretty handily in the Smithsonian. The question is, how did some schmuck from Brooklyn learn to fight like that? Larry/Ahkmenrah UST if you squint - and I do. T for language. Spoilers for both movies.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Larry D., Ahkmenrah - Complete
Insert Slash Here: A Collection of Oneshots by Brittany Diamond reviews
K/S. I take real moments in TOS and write the scene that could have feasibly come before or after.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,873 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Good Morning, Blues by lazaefair reviews
Sunrise at the museum represents something different when you live your life at night. Larry/Ahkmenrah.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Larry D., Ahkmenrah - Complete
How to Woo a Guy in Ten Days by monkaholic reviews
Andy decided that, if he was going to do this thing with Oscar, then he was going to go the whole nine ‘nards.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Andy B., Oscar M. - Complete
Coffee by lazaefair reviews
There's plenty of time left tonight / I promised I'd have you home before daylight. Ahkmenrah/Larry UST. Do not read if you do not like gratuitous coffee drinking.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ahkmenrah, Larry D. - Complete
Lunch by lazaefair reviews
Larry takes a lunch break. Larry/Ahkmenrah UST - squint and you might be able to see it. Some profanity.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Larry D., Ahkmenrah - Complete
Oranges by lazaefair reviews
Larry/Ahkmenrah, boykisses. Quiet moment at the Museum.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Larry D., Ahkmenrah - Complete
Only the natural conclusion by lazaefair reviews
I give you: Larry/Ahkmenrah/Amelia threesome. Because the threesome is the solution to everything.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Larry D., Ahkmenrah - Complete
Flirtation by lazaefair reviews
Four loosely linked ficlets in rough chronological order. Larry/Ahkmenrah UST. The boys snatching moments for themselves amid the chaos of the museum.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Larry D., Ahkmenrah - Complete
Three Kisses by TheCoffeeFox reviews
Three times that Gunter kisses Gwendal. Gunter/Gwendal.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Gwendal vV., Gunter vK. - Complete
Some Like It Cold by eatthefrog reviews
Oscar adopts a cat. Andy thinks about fate. They both get cozy.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,494 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Andy B., Oscar M. - Complete
Broken Panes by XTheAuthoressX reviews
Jedediah/Octavius. Jed wants to tell Octavius something important, but fate seems to have it out for him. Oneshot, completed. Rated T for safety's sake. Do not own NatM.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Quite a Shore Leave by Stellata reviews
Kirk is sweaty. Spock is counting percentages. Oh, what to do on a planet where every wish you make comes true? Set during episode 1x17, Shore Leave. Unabashedly Kirk/Spock.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6382 - Favs: 4,611 - Follows: 4,094 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Vulnerability by Tyigra reviews
Watanuki hates being so vulnerable, and hates even more that he has to crawl to Doumeki all the time for help. What he doesn't realize is that dragging his feet every step of the way is putting Doumeki in danger too... WxD, DxW. Finally Complete!
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,728 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 12/1/2006 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Temple of the Winds by Sage-libra reviews
There is one more custom Yuuri doesn't know about.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,513 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 10/22/2006
Pansies by Sivaroobini Lupin-Black reviews
In which Aziraphale's track record with children's parties continues and Crowley has to explain that a pansy isn't just a flower. Slash. My entry for the GOE 2008.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
The Great Firewall of China Shall Not Fall by Aries Draco reviews
from the kink meme. America tries to convince China to stop internet censorship. His awesomely heroic plan? Introduce China to the wonderful world of porn.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2009 - China, America - Complete
Ghosts and Light by Midnight Marimba reviews
As the conflict between Wolfram and Yuuri grows, Murata is called upon for advice. Murata, meanwhile, struggles with memories of the past and desire to focus on the present. Focus on Murata & Wolfram. Contains same-sex romance, mild language, violence.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,685 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Murata K., Wolfram vB. - Complete
TwentyEight by Adenil reviews
On Shore leave number twenty-eight, Sulu and Chekov make some money, spend some money, and come to more than one realization.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2008 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Tradition by BasementOfTheMansion reviews
Why DOES the UU have mistletoe, anyway? And what exactly are Ponder and Adrian to do when it’s blocking the only exit?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
Yuri Doesn't Like Boys by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Summary: Yuri would prove he didn’t like boys, especially not Wolfram, in a way that couldn’t be denied. YurixWolfram., YurixOthers. Complete.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
I've ever seen by Feline Ranger reviews
While celebrating their escape from the tank, some drunken mischief from Kochanski has unexpected results...Slash
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A.
It Only Leads to Trouble by Shadowlight reviews
Neal and Cleon have a cosy chat. This is SLASH - two boys having hot, sweaty fun. All PG, of course *shine*. Snogs and swearing only. Don't read if you expect to be offended. (Repost of an old fic, edited.)
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/15/2002
Twofish by a demon of my word reviews
some crap about fish, drinking, drinking, more drinking, and the space-time continuum
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/24/2002
Hard Light by Thesseli reviews
Rimmer's new hardlight drive is tested in a rather unusual way. Slash.
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete