Age: I Don't Know You Tell Me

Favorite Color(s): Blue, Green, Black, Grey, Red, Brown, Pink, Purple

Favorite Food: Almost Everything

Favorite Things To Do: Travel And Read (Obviously) And So Much More

Favorite Songs:

Faouzia - Born Without A Heart

Nathan Wagner - Lonely,

Emma Steinbakken - Not Gonna Cry,

Sarcasm: My Dearest Friend (It Never Fails Me)

Where Am I From: Everywhere And Nowhere

Where Do I Live: Somewhere Over The Rainbow

Where Is My Home: Where My Heart Is

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together