Hurp durp, 'tis the time i got off my butt and actually EXPAND the Zollis and Niro of the L4D fanbase, cuz Nellis is total crap.

"Did I ever tell you about the time when my buddy Ellis stole a race car from the mall and drove it over some zombies?"
~Zoey

VIDYA GAEM CHARACTERS ARE SRS BUSINESS.

Favorite pairings~

Zollis(L4D)

NiRo(L4D)

Frochelle(L4D)

Lochelle(L4D)

Spyper(TF2)

Solgineer(TF2)

Headic(TF2)

How to annoy a KH fantard:

"KH is a kids game. How old are you people? 7 years old?"

Tell them their wet dreams of Axel fucking Roxas will never happen. He's dead; get over it. End of story.

Point out the fact that the plot is as deep as a rain puddle.

Tell the 300 pound chick in the Kairi outfit at Otacon that you spent the whole morning puking, because Jesus fucking Christ no one should ever have to see that many fat rolls.

Riku isn't a misunderstood hero. He's the world's biggest douche.

Troll on fanfiction.net by flaming all the shitty ass stories.

Tell a Yaoi fangirl that you just KNOW Sora and Kairi will end up together.

PRESSING X TAKES SO MUCH SKILL, GUYZ!

Tell them there will NEVER be a Kingdom Hearts 3

KTHXBAI