hello i'm tyler and hate my name. love books talking and talking about books, i used to live in a small town like forks but now i live out side of Edmontonalberta (canada) people in canada do not all say eh?, do not live in igloos, yes or money is colourful shut up about it already, i hate hockey but i live in canada shocking huh? and i dont own a beaver hat!! i play guitar and have 2 dogs and 1 cat a brother and a sister and a nefew. i am the youngest and the youngests will take over the freaking world. i have alot of nicknames and have conviced someone i am a vampire.

thankyou stalkers and bored people with nothing else to do.

TY

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God

If you've ever read past two in the morning, C&P

If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile

huh. It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.

I agree with the dictionary; girls before boys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're realy going at one thing, staying strong.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste.

If you support the 'Make Edward change Bella into a vampire' club, C&P

I find "good morning" contradictory

My heart? Yeah. Not a playground.

You laugh now (me:coughBUScough) because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then? (me: huh? oh, take that!)

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

I think I could be madly in like with you

Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

opps! I appear to have fallen on your lips!

Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot! (me: hell yeah!)

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...)

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (me: Just hope that you have something to change it to)

Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?" (me: or "New Feet?")

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up (me: in public) to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a brdge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...C&P

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wirte Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight realted thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. crazy is if you were pink and people call you goth then you say emmets going to come and get you. If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's not cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro

If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste!

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste. (you do too we should form a club add your name to this yo be part of the club-ty101)

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "what was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob, bibliocrazed, Shikiangel CerEbow, ty101

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, C&P this into your profile