Hey, I'm Shao Kahn II. I like anime and video games and I pray every night that people will wake up one day and realize that no one's going to change their religious outlook based on a comment from some random dude on YouTube.

Quotes to live by:

"I won't even need the push of my farts." -Suguru Kinnikuman

"Is everyone here very stoned?" -Spike from Buffy

"Mr. Flibble's very cross." -Arnold Judas Rimmer

"Hi, floor! Make me a sammich!" -G.I.R.

"The fate of the world rests on our shoulders, so let's keep cock-ups to an absolute minimum, shall we?" -Henry "Hal" York

"NO ONE MOVE! I've dropped me brain." -Captain Jack Sparrow

"Oh, the things that I have missed! The Black Plague! The Spanish Inquisition! The Brady Bunch Reunion!" -Ivan Ooze

"What fun is there in making sense?" -Discord

"I HATE THE FUTURE!" -Raphael Splinterson

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" -The French Taunter

"Look, there's something you need to know about Seth... he's an idiot." -William Herrick

"Your village idiot has fallen into Rolf's hole. A CELEBRATION, I SAY!" -Rolf

"I WANT MY MOMMY, MR. SQUIDWARD!" -Eugene H. Krabs

"How can you EVER forgive me, sirs? Naturally I'll commit suicide at once." -Kryten

"Live every week like it's Shark Week." -Tracy Jordan

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Look Down (Life's rough, I guess)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Les Mis Prologue (I'm assuming that means they think I deserve a second chance... at what I don't know)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Kamen Rider Stronger Theme Song (I am a Rider fan)

4. WHAT IS 2 plus 2?

Sting in the Tail (I don't think this one's meant to make sense)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

King of Devil -Akuma Shogun's Theme

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Pretty in Pink (This would make sense if I liked someone)

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Koi no Rider Kick

8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Zydrate Anatomy (A drug dealer? ...I don't think so)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Uprising by Sabaton (I don't think of the Warsaw Rebellion when I see anyone... Maybe that's how I'll know)

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

F (The Frieza Song) (They're always telling me I'll do something great... I don't think Emperor of Space was what they had in mind...)

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Alison Gross (That'll kill the mood)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Kamen Rider Super-1 Theme Song

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTREST?

SSS Shock Shocker Shockest (All hail Shocker and the Great Leader! Yee!)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Walking Spanish (... I think that song's about a guy on death row)

15. WHAT DO YO THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Friends on the Other Side (Don't you disrespect me, little man!)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

The Four Fiends of Golbez (Those guys are crazy)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Left of Center (I guess that's where I'll be)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Rock n' Roll Train (Um... What?)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Finale/Reprise from The Nightmare Revisited (That don't make no sense)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Aquaman's Rousing Song of Heroism (Manly tears were shed)

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

500 Miles (That's how far I'll have to go)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Dragon Soul (... I like dragons)

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Night Surgeon (I guess just my knife...)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Could We Start Again, Please? (Let's just redo the whole thing)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Drives Us Bats (Batman, always Batman!)

26. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?

The Runaway Cart (Maybe... I don't know)

27. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

I Hate Myself for Loving You

28. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Robber Baron (I like a girl who can handle herself)

29. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

I Saw Three Ships (Good day)

30.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Calling All the Monsters (I do have a knack for dreaming up Nasties)