Hey, peoples of fanfic

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1. Find a globe. Spin it.What does it say? America

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18,word 6. What does it say? Look (The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas)

3. What can you hear right now? Physical (you're so) by Nine Inch Nails

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. (Me to my mother) "you look cold" her reply "I feel cold"

5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? Kill Bill Vol 1

6. Type your name with your elbow. rikkkmij mhyma,l (Rikki Mykal)

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? My hanging Lamp thingy

8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? What is warriors...?????

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? One word...Homework...

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? eoytlkhae aosmm kgg

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I have a scar on my shin, From goofing off on a playground. One is never too old for a play ground!!

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Two paintings. that relax me

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Yes on all three. Don't I sound like an awesome sleeping partner

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? almost anything. Not that big a fan of country or some pop but yeah

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 6am-ish

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To know the future

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My grandparents, they live in another state...

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My guitar

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'1" ish

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Nope

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Kinda yes, Kinda no

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Myself

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Not into perfume but i like the smell of lavendar

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Black hair and greenish eyes...Swoon!

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? currently I doubt anyone wants some of this...

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee and heavy cream...Yum!

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Canadian bacon and pineapple...I guess thats two hehe

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Pizza thanks to the above question

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Um, no...But I know someone who has. its a long story

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? life?

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? maybe...you'll never know!

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I love Doc Martins and Lucky Brand

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? A dog

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Probably knowing my timing

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Face to face

30. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 62

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? either one

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Me mommy :D

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Ignorant people

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Yes, mexico.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Nice people

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Yes, the Original Hulk from the tv show

37. FIRST JOB? Odd jobs for family

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Nope

39. DO YOU SWEAR? Yeah

40.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Avoiding work and a report

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Nope

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? Being a nice

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Nope, I have natural straight teeth

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? New boots...( Update I actually did get some new boots!!!)

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? ZERO!!! I have a fear of raising tiny humans

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes, both my parents I have a bit of each of their names

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Sometimes

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? The special kind

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No, I have awful handwriting

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Turkey

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Yes...Well I'm not telling you!!!

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I have no CDs MAHAHAHAHA

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I think so

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Nope!

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Going somewhere alone

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Hmmmmm I don't think i have on

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My old construction trucks

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 0 ( I don't have one)

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? No.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yes

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mac and Cheese my friend

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Honesty

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Foodie, Rikki tiki, corn bread, Pablo those are just a few

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Band: Queen Singer: Eddie Vedder

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Psych!!!

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? Unknown

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Toasted Almond ( from my local creamery)

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Check and Check

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? This morning

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? There was one though...You shall not trick me!

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I don't know, 80 maybe

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? sure

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? crying' like a bitch by Godsmack

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Mother

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Face

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?Society by Eddie Vedder and What its like by everlast

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? I don't know

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? October!

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Libra...Balence is everything

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Its brown

86. EYE COLOR? Brown

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? Taco bell :D

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Yes, I have since i was little

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Bound by Flesh (a movie about conjoined twins)

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? My Birthday...:D

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Yes, guitar, I'm trying to learn the ukulele and When I was little I played piano

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Unknown

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? probably relationship but one night stand sounds like fun...

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Ice cream

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don’t have a car, But I would love an old 50s or 70s truck

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? The 2nd book of the maze runner series

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Non-existant

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social...(Okay i do admit i am a bit of a loner but...)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER...(Again i am a bit of a loner, so i have been told...)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.