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 Author has written 1 story for South Park. Uhhh...Hey? I'm XxSamMasonxX! ಠ_ರೃ I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO PUT HERE SO. I'm just gunna answer these questions ._. Name: Sam :D Birthplace: Mexico! VIVA LA MEXICO! Birthday: October 17 Current Location: FLORIDA. It's so awesome living right next to all these theme parks XD Eye Color: SUPER dark brown Hair Color: Well, it starts off a lightish brown at the top, but as you go down it darkens until it's totally black. Lefty or Righty: Righty? Zodiac Sign: LIBRA. What Do You Drive:... A bike? Screenname: XxSamMasonxx, BITCH! --Favorites-- Color: Black and blue, LIKE A BRUISE. Number: 14 Band: Tokio Hotel, BOTDF Song: It changes every week. Music Genre: Pop I guess. TV Show: SOUTH PARK!!!! DUUUHHH Movie: South. Park...movie??? Actor: Ian Somerhalder LOL Actress: Umm I think MAYBE...nah, I dunno Kind of Movie: SCARY! Or funny, that works too. Sport: NONE! I am SUCH A GIRL when it come to sports. Fast Food Restaurant: SBARROS! Food: PIZZZZZAAAAHHH Ice Cream: Just plain old VANILLA Cereal: CHOCO CHRSIPY! _ Candy: Urggh Kit Kat...or something?? Drink: ICED TEA. But not like the REAL one, GROSS. The brisk one. Alcoholic Beverage: I don't think that would be a very good idea for someone like me o.O Quote: "I. Am. A PANADA BEAR, BITCH!" -slap- --Do You-- Have any siblings: A little brother who annoys the hell out of me Have any pets: TWO TURDLES. SO, FREAKIN. BORINGN. Have a job: Naaahhh, too lazy. Have a cellphone: Urgghh yeah barely though. It's a piece of crap. Have any fears: THE DARK ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Have a bedtime: Nope!!! Sing in the shower: OHH YEAH. Want to go to college: For teh lulz. Get along with your parents: Not my mum. NO. Have any piercings: TOUNGE! Have any tattoos: Chinese character for love on my left wrist. Swear: ALL THE FUCKING TIME, MAN. Smoke: Mmm, no. Drink: As I said earlier, NOT A GOO IDEA. Do Drugs: DRUGS ARE BAD. Mmmkay. ಠ_ಠ Srsly U Guise ಠ_ಠ U Guise ಠ_ಠ Srsly |
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If South Park was a bit more realistic by Super Fanfic Entertainment reviews
If South Park was a bit more realistic it wouldn't be a very fun cartoon. Read these short stories to find out why!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 8/21/2011 - H. Garrison, Kyle B., Pip P., Stan M. - Complete
Deluxe Version by umm-anthea reviews
Clyde decides to upgrade his membership with Token's fingers to Deluxe. Two-shot. Because there isn't enough Tyde out there to satisfy my craving. Rated M for language and sexual themes... and drinking. Chapter 2 will contain: M/M, oral, fingering, orgasm denial, and dirty talk.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Token B., Clyde D.
We're Both Still Here by scarlettshazam reviews
Clyde doubts himself, thinks everything of Craig, and feels best when he's with Tweek. Cryde smut, minor Cleek. Twoshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,724 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Craig T., Clyde D.
The Conformity of a Nonconformist by the labile affect reviews
Tweek isn't sure what to expect when a certain goth decides to sit at the same table as him. Dylan x Tweek or Dweek. R&R, please and thank you!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Red Goth, Tweek T. - Complete
Demons Can Lick, Too by vamprincesse reviews
ONE-SHOT : Based on the urban legend "Humans can lick,too..." This story contains minor violence and some DIP.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Eight's the Magic Number by A Pessimistic Optimist reviews
This story will contain GRAPHIC RAPE/SEX scenes, you have been warned! This is about Blackstar raping Kid because he has feelings for him and wants to get rid of them. But what happens when Kid wants Blackstar to take him 7 more times to be symmetrical!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,476 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Black Star, Death The Kid
Helping Out by YaoiLoverALaMode reviews
"H-H-Hard? Pfffft. Wha t? N-Nothing hard over here but the walls and f-floor." Kaoru stuttered, blushing madly and tightening him legs to hide his dilema. Hikaru chuckled and licked Kaoru's ear. "I could help you know ." Hikaru responded.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
How Damien Stole Christmas by CoolasDuck reviews
a parody of How the Grinch stole Christmas. told in Pip's Point of View
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Damien, Eric Cartman - Complete
Happy Christmas Hikaru and Kaoru by rainyRay reviews
It's Christmas with the twins and we're in for a LONG night. And it's not such a silent night. HikaKao. RATED M. YAOI! TWINCEST! PURE SHAMELESS SMUT IN CHAPTER TWO.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Hayride to Hell by orangerachel reviews
All they wanted to do was go on a haunted hayride on a boring, Friday night. But when their friends start dying, Stan and Kyle turn to each other for comfort. Rated for some swearing. Style.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Rocco OC meme by Sugarbubblegum333 reviews
So, I sat Rocco down for an interview and this is how it went XD Enjoy! :
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Complete
Feeling Strange and Looking Rotten by scarlettshazam reviews
Tweek Tweak: Batshit insane. Craig Tucker: Dull as dull can be. Combining them is a little like combining sodium and water. Inevitable explosion. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,899 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
My Uke's Cuter by Madame Onyx reviews
"Don't be jealous just cuz my uke's cutest." The show down you've all wanted. stanXkyle craigXtweek kennyXbutters Rated M for language and implied sex.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Senses by Tweek Tweekers reviews
What's your favorite sight, smell, sound, taste and feeling?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
A Little Piece of Heaven by GeorgiaGaaraPanda reviews
a ONE SHOT Based off of a song i love at the moment. What will happen when Tweek says no to Craig's proposal? P.s, involves a hell load of death and blood! CraigXTweek
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The Biggest Slut in South Park by lizoftheinfinite reviews
Kenny, Tammy, and Bebe decide to have a competition for the title of Biggest Slut. Crack fic. T for sexual references.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Kenny M., Bebe S. - Complete
Shut The Window by Meh123 reviews
Can Craig keep his hands off of his cute little companion when he learns he is staying over for the night, and it's just them?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
It's not gay by Sugarbubblegum333 reviews
Michelle is a 16 year old girl who is a cross-dresser and looks like a boy who been hanging out with the boys. Kenny finds himself falling for "Mike" and think he's gay. -Requested OC one-shot- Hints of Dip
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Kenny M. - Complete
Such A Waste by Gingersexual reviews
"There, you got your stupid goddamn taco. Happy now?" Hints of Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
Suck My Duck by Nixing a Rose reviews
He doesn't even know my name. "Hey, Craig." Guess he does. Not sure if I want him to know anymore.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Craig T., Kyle B. - Complete
Diary Of Tweek by elepine4 reviews
Craig reads Tweek's Diary and now it's clear where he stands in Tweek's life. He's willing to risk anything, do anything, and kill anyone that gets in the way of HIS Tweekers. Based off Diary of Jane by Breaking Benjamin.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,371 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Food by angelgirl 158
Clyde wants food and Token is pissed off with him. Mostly humor. one cuse word so T to be safe #87 hundred- theme challenge
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Clyde D., Token B. - Complete
Bad Kitty by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Stan and Kenny accidentally interrupt a 'moment'. "After a few tense, silent seconds, Kenny forced a laugh, asking awkwardly, "So this is, like, for serious?"" Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Double Rainbow by Tweek Tweekers reviews
Craig and Clyde go on a camping trip and Clyde discovers double rainbows. Quick one-shot drabble thing. Not Yaoi, just friendship
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
K2: Seme Handbook by lizoftheinfinite reviews
Based off the "Seme Handbook" rules by Dangerous Pleasure scanlations group. A series of oneshots in which Kenny makes a terrible seme. M for some sexual content, and swearing.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Tastes Like French Vanilla Creek by A-Connoisseur-of-Fandoms reviews
One of my first Fanfics so please go easy on me. Cartman has been beating on poor Tweek and Craig's not happy. Contains Style, Bunny, Dip, Bendy, and what ever Clyde X Toke is called but it mostly focuses on Teek and Craig
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,276 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Make Your Move by Mali Kollama reviews
Gah! w-why does h-he always do this to me! -Creek! CraigxTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Common Fears by Tweek Tweekers reviews
Sometimes Tweek's paranoia is in all of us. Tweekcentric! I was inspired from a facebook group xD
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Tweek T. - Complete
Freckles by whitemokona234 reviews
Watching porn will give you ideas, I guess... Stan like Kyle's freckles. He likes them a lot. What happens when he wants to see even more freckles? Read on and find out!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Monster by Tweek Tweekers reviews
"Love me. Love me." He whispered lifelessly. One-sided Creek. WARNING: mention of rape Not graphic ...angsty...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Happy Birthday by Fallen Leafs reviews
Guess what Kenny's doing for Ike's birthday? My first lemon ever... It's kind of awkward. Prequel sorta to Confession, can be read separately. iKenny
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Ike B., Kenny M. - Complete
An Almost Perfect St Patrick's Day by MidoriUshanka reviews
Happy St. Patrick's Day in the quiet mountain town of South Park, Colorado! It's a short, and cute story about the boys' Shamrock Day. Hope you enjoy! I'm really Irish so this was fun to write! Read and Review!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Complete
Butter Yellow by Skeptile reviews
'Craig strode in holding a pillow. "Hands up." He informed the gnomes. All hands went up. "C-Craig?" Butters asked in slight disbelief. "Di- Did you just storm the village with a.. pillow?" "Yes."'
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Butters S. - Complete
Complaining Clyde by The-Bubbling-Pipe reviews
Clyde complained about everything. Tyde
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Clyde D., Token B. - Complete
It Had To Be You by Lego Dinasaur reviews
Craig Tucker lives a normal life. Well, as normal as it can get in South Park. He doesn't realize something was missing from his life, until he finds himself thinking more and more about one of his best friends. Tweek Tweak. Craig/Tweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,774 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Tweek Goes to the Therapist by orangerachel reviews
Tweek is in therapy because of his fear of underpants gnomes and has to do different tests to make him calmer. Will it work?
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Christophe, Tweek T., Randy M. - Complete
Guy Love: A Duet by punkXrockXkid reviews
Stan and Kyle sing about their love for each other in the lunch room. Eric and Kenny are not impressed.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Hot Coffee by Southparkgirl4545 reviews
Stan, Kyle, Tweek, and Craig find themselves in some crazy morning situations, which all started with Tweek's coffee. Rated M for a reason!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Curse of Mortality by Caelice reviews
Kenny finally dies for the last time in a car accident, but the suspicious circumstances leading to his death are linked to his new best friend Damien, and it's only a matter of time before the secret is exposed. DamienKenny, Style, Creek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,812 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kenny M., Damien
Don't Make French Fries by Last-wonderful reviews
Poor innocent Craig, had such a hard life. Three little blonde making his life a living hell, though they did help on the colder nights. Pointless story.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Craig T. - Complete
Mentor by Tweek Tweekers reviews
Ike's younger, weaker and generally not tough enough to defend himself, but he needs to learn. Who better to teach him than the monotonous Craig Tucker? Craig and Ike friendship, mentorship xD
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Craig T., Ike B. - Complete
Dude, It's Just a Lollipop by the corrupted quiet one reviews
Random drabble about Stan, Kenny, and a lollipop. Kenny likes lollipops. WhatthisIdon'teven-For a drabble challenge I'm doing.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Coconuts by The Truth's Lie reviews
"Guess what?" "If you say 'chicken butt' so help you God I'll rip off your dick."
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Why Tweek Tweak is Not Allowed to Own a Sharpie by The Truth's Lie reviews
"Quiet, like a ninja, swift like a cow."
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Tweek T., Eric Cartman - Complete
World of Warcraft by ICameISawIFailed reviews
While dressed as their avatars, the boys attend a "World of Warcraft" convention. Unfortunately for Kyle, this means cross-dressing. When the cross-dressed Jew begins getting hit on, somebody gets a little jealous. -STYLE-
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Family Studies by Mali Kollama reviews
Kenny's family is too unstable. Craig's family is too boring. Then what family are they supposed to study in Family Studies? -KennyxCraigxTweek Creneek!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,208 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Mmmm by Pantoffels reviews
"I'm gonna tell your mom she's a bigger whore than Mrs. Cartman." "Mmmm." "I'm gonna go get your dad's gun and kill some dolphins." "Sure." "Check my new tattoo, it says 'Stan's Gay for Craig.'" "Okay." "GodDAMMIT!"
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Wednesday Night by DaywalkerPistachio reviews
Ever since Kenny had discovered Butters' little routine, he found himself on the roof of the Stotch's house every Wednesday. He just couldn't stay away. This story contains fluff and dancing. Enjoy.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Hickey by Agent Green Ushanka reviews
A cute little one-shot. Cartman see's a hickey on Kyle's neck.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
No Such Thing by NightingaleLost reviews
There were no such thing as panty nymphs. Of course not. They weren't coming to steal his penguin panties...of course not... small Tweek x Craig moment
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Disadvantages by Iggymonster reviews
Clyde's suddenly given up on girls, and is failing his grades. And a certain fatass tutoring him can't add more drama, can it? Main pairing Cartyde, mentions of Creek with some one sided Cryde; title not very related.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,047 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Clyde D., Eric Cartman - Complete
He Tastes Like You, Only Sweeter by DeviantSlashGod reviews
"So Craig, you've kissed a lot of people right?" "Yeah, what of it" With the spoon hanging from his mouth, Clyde looked thoughtful for a moment. "Well, how do other people compare to Tweek?" One shot
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Dammitt Tweek by iluvFLuffee123456 reviews
no summary. lol just read if you like pointless fluffieness.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Explain This! by iluvFLuffee123456 reviews
Craig really wonders about Kenny sometimes. R&R plz
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Bake Sale by iluvFLuffee123456 reviews
Pip wants to help with a bake sale. Is Damien whipped enough to help as well? review...or else...
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Hell In A Handbasket by Holly Hillocks reviews
"This is what you think about when you don't pay attention in class?" Kenny asks, brow raised. "No, these are the things I think about when I catch Stan checking out Kyle's ass." Crenny Craig/Kenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Withholding S3x by iluvFLuffee123456 reviews
craig is withholding sex from kenny. big mistake! CRACK! review plzz!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Dog Poo by RedMacaque reviews
Dog Poo's reflection on life in South Park.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Dogpoo - Complete
Ongoing Rivalry by Tweek Tweekers reviews
Pointless Drabble. Random conversation between Stan and Craig about who could be the better boyfriend. STYLE AND CREEK!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
Cherry by saralynn92 reviews
It's homework time: Stan's working and Kyle's asleep. What would make this situation better? Why, Stan molesting Kyle in his sleep, of course! All hail Style! Rated M for obvious reasons, kiddies.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Working Hard or Hardly Working? by Agent Green Ushanka reviews
Kyle and Kenny are doing homework. PWP Lemon Stylenny ;D KylexKennyxStan Threeway MMM, S-M-U-T! oneshot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Saliva by miscellaneous items reviews
Kyle tells Stan he doesn't understand why people french when you get all their nasty saliva in your mouth.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Price of Honesty by J9nine reviews
Craig's been very bad, and he needs to be punished.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2010 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
Oh My God! by BoxOfScraps reviews
You killed Kenny! Oh wait...he's right there, never mind.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Complete
Just Like Sleeping Beauty by autumnmist93 reviews
Cartman takes advantage of a sleeping Kyle. My version of that scene in "Tonsil Trouble."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by h4kupwns reviews
Who could resist a passed out Kyle? K2 oneshot, now a twoshot by request. -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Hairbrush by StarrieEyes reviews
Craig has a weakness for cute things, which is why he secretly loves Tweek. One day he sees Tweek doing the most adorable thing every and he can't help but act on his feelings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Last Days and Ceilings by BBPanda reviews
After asking an interesting question Tweek and Craig end up confessing and expressing their love for each other. First lemon! Creek, Craig x Tweek. YAOI! Those who don't like guy/guy relations have been warned.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Interals by Pok-EMO-nn reviews
Tweek wants to pass his calculus test. Craig wants to get into his pants. That can't end well ... / LEMON, CREEL, CraigxTweek, ...major fluff attack xD
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The Thing About Chicks with Guns by mattmetzger reviews
A New England KKK story. The girl across the hall is hot. But something tells Kyle that Kenny just isn't her type. No pairing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
One Simple Prank by TheThespiann reviews
Craig,Token,Stan,Kyle and Kenny set up a prank to Clyde...and he's pissed! xD
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Clyde D. - Complete
Boy's Bathroom by Kira Kei Jinx reviews
CraigXTweek. Oneshot. Don't like, don't read. Craig has his first sexual encounter of any kind. In the form of oral sex. In the boy's bathroom. From Tweek Tweak.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
A Break in Peru by IFreakingLoveYouNot reviews
Craig does some thinking while in Peru. Takes place in the episode "Pandemic 2: The Startling"
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Craig T. - Complete
SpiderZilla by You'veBeenJayed reviews
This is what happens when a spider finds its way into Tweek's room one day. And when Craig gets dragged in to help out. Oneshot of humor, no slash, no pairings, just friendship.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Second Floor Boy's Bathroom by Agent Green Ushanka reviews
Clyde goes to the bathroom to smoke, but he ends up watching more than he bargained for. LIME StanxKyle fluffeh. Clyde's PoV, one-shot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Phone Sex by Kyle-Kenny-McCormick reviews
Kyle calls a phone sex line for some cheap entertainment, and you'd never guess who was on that other line. Style! Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Moon by Tigeress33565 reviews
When Craig had him in his lap, their naked bodies sliding together with sweat forming on their skin. When his wild hair was slicked back with sweat and his body was flushed red and Craig had a tight grip on his hips. Semi-Lemon Slash Craig/Tweek Drabble.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Half Blind Lethal Snake by NightingaleLost reviews
Craig was just really, really bored. And as we all know, there's nothing better than being idiotic and bored.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Craig T. - Complete
Accidentale by kitkat506 reviews
Token invites his three closest friends to the beach over summer, hoping for a relaxing trip. But how can he relax when he gets himself into more than he can handle? ... Okay fail summary, this is basically a tyde fan fic :'3
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Token B., Clyde D.
In Two Hours by Kira Kei Jinx reviews
CraigXTweek. Oneshot. Don't like, don't read. When Craig was invited to Tweek's house for coffee, he never intended to have sex. How could just one kiss lead to all this?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,227 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Exaggeration by Keiko Murikami reviews
Stan and Kenny hear something unusual inside Kyle's room...And Cartman seems to be missing. Double-meanings! Rated for Language and innuendo!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Sex 101 by whocares10315 reviews
Craig hates asking people for anything, but he has no other choice…
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Of Swimming Pools and Showers by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
Showers can be fun, especially when you have a hott blonde with you. Creek, lemon, For Amenan
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Smutty Exchange by bluesonmondays reviews
Black Star and Death the Kid having sex. Enough said?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Death The Kid, Black Star - Complete
Coffee, Exhaustion and a hint of Paranoia reviews
Tweek cried out in shock, nearly falling off the bed and causing the rusty springs to creaky violently in protest. "N-NNGH! UNDERPANTS GNOMES! THEY'RE HERE!"
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Tweek T. - Complete