"This can never happen again," he warned quietly, waving a hand between the two of them indicatively. Hermione nodded emphatically in agreement, not daring to say a word lest she be terribly rude. Or vomit. Either was an option. Hermione wondered why she had a terrible sinking feeling inside to think that it still might.

A series of drabbles and short ficlets. All dramione pairing, ranges from fluffy to angsty.

Hermione Granger's life becomes plagued by a violent stalker. Per request of the Ministry, Britain's brightest war heroine seeks refuge inside the one location where she's entirely untouchable. (**WINNER: Dramione FF Spring Awards for Best Hurt/Comfort Fic**) UPDATED SPORADICALLY.

*HIATUS* Hermione never expected she'd fall pregnant with a lovechild fathered by a mystery man to get back at Ron for cheating. Her drunken revenge leads to the birth of her son. 5 years later she is confronted by Draco Malfoy with a photo she thinks is of her son. Things get complicated when he tells her it's not.

"You … you want me to become your mistress?" she whispered hoarsely. "Oh lord no! I select my lovers who have a lot more refinement and sophistication than you could ever possess. No, I have a better or rather a worse proposal for you ... depends on how you see it. I want you to become my wife, Miss Granger!" MUGGLE-AU Regency Era DRAMIONE, with Theo/Daphne as side-pairing.

Post-War. Granger and Malfoy are Head Boy and Head Girl. They must coexist and work together. Post-Hogwarts life will be shown. "Why are you telling me all this? Don't you hate me?" "Because you're the only one with a war mark on your wrist like me, it's in our blood."

The last episode of the fourth season ended with plans for a group dinner, a blind date and Watson asking "What's the worst thing that could happen?". I took that as a challenge. I would like to give thanks to my beta wtchcool, the best and kindest.

*COMPLETE* During a school wide Secret Santa, Hermione has the bad luck of picking Draco Malfoy, suspected Death Eater. When she tries to sneakily learn his secrets in order to get his gift, and Malfoy winds up trapped under some mistletoe, things get out of hand. Who said snogging a Death Eater wouldn't land her in a strangely addictive mess? A Christmassy Dramione tale.

After Hermione saves his life during the Final Battle, Fred wakes up from a coma wanting nothing more than to thank her and tell her he returns her feelings. She's gone to Australia to find her parents but shouldn't she be home by now? Why has no one gone to get her? When she finally does return why is it Draco that brings her home? Rated M for later chapters DM/HG

Hermione and her friends go out for a night of drinking and dancing in Muggle London, away from the limelight of fame. Almost two and a half years after her relationship with Ron failed, her body is beginning to crave more than she can give it. Maybe that blond Muggle can help...

Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.

Malfoy's handsome face was contoured into a condescending smirk. "No faith in that giant brain of yours, Granger?" She looked up at him defiantly. "Maybe I don't have faith in you!" she said, raising her voice. Malfoy only looked at her. "You'll find I'm very surprising." Dramione AU, Year 6 with a slow burn and a killer twist. Book I of "This World or Any Other" series. COMPLETE.

Draco Malfoy was in love with Hermione Granger. He didn't know it. She didn't know it. But Blaise Zabini, boy did he ever know it. 7th Year Dramione AU from Blaise's perspective.

"Remember me the way we are today. With the sunset in the background and my lips bright red and the world perfect, for this one moment in time. If you leave or I leave or fate breaks us apart, promise me that you'll see me again, even if just in your wildest dreams." Dramione songfic to Taylor Swift's Wildest Dreams.

There was no hint of it in her letters, no warning of her coming. She simply arrived one afternoon in late September, the autumn wind tugging at her coat and a small suitcase at her feet as she waited patiently on the front porch for one of them to open the door.

Ten years after the fall of Voldemort, a cold wind blows through the wizarding world once more. Astoria Malfoy has a debt to settle, and the time has come to make Hermione Granger pay for old sins. Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy finds it means very little to get almost everything he ever wanted – not when he has already lost his heart.

It takes the unexpected engagement of their children to get Draco and Hermione in a room together, but only the selfish acts of their estranged spouses and a 300 Galleon bottle of firewhiskey will get them in a bedroom. What starts out as a one time mistake soon becomes a full-blown affair with a deadline; the day their children say 'I do'. But things rarely go according to plan.

Joan gets tired of being called a prude by Sherlock. Fluffy joanlock with nudity (not too explicit), let me know if you think it should be rated differently. I had some requests for a little bit more to this story, so I've added a second chapter continuing from right where we left off.

For that was the one mystery left after the war: what had happened to Hermione Granger. She had been there by Potter's side all throughout the battle. Then after it was over she disappeared. No one could find her. No one knew where she was. Draco Malfoy hadn't even thought about Hermione Granger in years, until one day when he was given no other choice. Sequel now completed!

"What happened?" he asked softly. His eyes were so deep. She felt as though she could fall into them. Those deep silver orbs seemed to pull the answer right from her lips. At the Yule Ball, Hermione is soaring, until Ron Weasley knocks her down. When she is at her lowest, the strangest person offers comfort. HGDM Part of the Fate Has Its Ways story, can be read independently.