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All I Want For Christmas Is You (Shutting The Hell Up) by caballlah reviews
The Swan-Mills family is going to have a merry Christmas if it kills Emma. (It probably won't kill her.) Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,278 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
Unfinished Business by Scribes and Scrolls reviews
Andy and Miranda have unfinished business between them after an unexpected and intense moment in Miranda's hotel room in Paris. A massage, needy thoughts and much NSFW NC17 Mirandy action appears in the final chapter 3. The prompt, from Helebette, is at the top of Ch1.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,634 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Complete
What Ma-Ma Wants by hoagie reviews
Life in the Ma-Ma clan is simple, what ever Ma-Ma wants Ma-Ma gets. Set before the events of the film or maybe in an AU, I don't know I just wanted to write something that focuses on the clan and it's leader. (Ma-Ma, Techie, OC with a slight Ma-Ma/Techie thing going on.)
Dredd - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,189 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 8/25/2013
The Staircase by redcharcoal reviews
Regina could still smell her cologne and feel the cheap pleather pressing into her back. The brunette sucked in a breath. She was still lying on the floor at the staircase's base and she stared back up at it. Everything was different now. Changed. She felt broken by what had just happened, appalled and enraged, dirty. WARNING: NC17 for non-consensual sex. Dark. (But gets lighter.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 240,768 - Reviews: 2881 - Favs: 2,142 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 10/11/2012 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] OC - Complete
Pointed by Standbackufools reviews
Vampires and werewolves own the night, feeding off humans without recourse. As a Hunter, Emma Swan is dedicated to their destruction for her own reasons. But after the son she thought dead appears at her door sprouting fangs and walking in daylight, everything she thought she knew is thrown asunder. Especially in Storybrooke, Maine, governed by a mayor who is more than she seems.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 96,026 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
We Need To Talk About Henry by fictorium reviews
AU - Miller's Daughter. We diverge from canon at the moment Cora's heart is returned to her body, and this time not by Regina's hand. What happens from there leads to a new Dark One, a family in turmoil and new alliances being formed to protect the most important person in all of their lives. Hey, like Hillary Clinton said: it takes a village. Slow-burning SWAN QUEEN.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 88,551 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
From Europe, With Love by redcharcoal reviews
Regina whisks Emma off to Europe on a trip that gets more and more baffling with every stop. This was written as a thanks for the 2000th review of The Staircase. Post-curse, established relationship. Crackfic and Humor.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/11/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
The Fun Bet by redcharcoal reviews
Some pre curse, pre-SQ fluff and nonsense about Emma and Regina at a carnival - and a lil bet about whether Emma can show Regina a fun time.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,334 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Henry Mills - Complete
Pretty Please by caballlah reviews
Emma is probably the last person who should have the power to make Regina do anything she wants, simply by saying 'Please.' But Regina doesn't seem to mind.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Are Those Fangs Or Are You Just Happy To See Me? by caballlah reviews
After Emma comes back from the Enchanted Forest, she's disappointed to find out that that bat that bit her was more like a... vampire. Now a vampire herself, she goes to see Regina. If Regina can't cure her, then she could do with a little less blood. It's the least she can do after cursing everyone for 28 years. Swan Queen
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
It started at school by Dashed reviews
"Being in love with someone who didn't love you back – there was nothing more humiliating or galling for Regina Mills." This should have been a short smutty tale about Emma and Regina in boarding school. Instead it's a long smutty tale about Regina and Emma throughout their life. SwanQueen. Boarding school AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,092 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.
A Little Bit More by writetherest reviews
"Remind me again why I have to be the Grinch?" Regina huffed. Emma laughed softly. "Because I'm singing and Henry's reading the rest of the story. And because you can't resist that smile on your daughter's face."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Too Soon by Dashed reviews
Regina Mills is perfectly happy being Mayor of a town filled with the constant suffering of people she hates. She does not need some pregnant delinquent messing everything up.Emma Swan comes to Storybrooke at 18 not 28. SwanQueen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,406 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
This One Won't Be Blue by writetherest reviews
Emma shrugged at him, trying to keep her voice gentle. "When you have no one to celebrate with, there's not a lot of use in celebrating." Henry pulled the last of the boxes out from where it had been tucked away and then chewed on his lip for a few moments before he finally found his voice. "Hey, Emma? I've got an idea."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,974 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
I Tie No Weights by DiMick reviews
Sheriff Emma Swan is pulled from her boring morning by an emergency phone call. When she reaches the scene of the accident, and the woman by the side of the road has no idea who she is, it's clear this won't be over quickly. Post curse, Swan Queen. Cover credit to AvalancheRun
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,261 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
The devil you know by Bond.Jane reviews
The obligatory tag for "Queen of Hearts". "I'd say then, carelessness, abandonment, neglect… take your pick, Miss Swan. Any will do just fine." "But I… I mean, Henry came to see her and I… I wanted to say thank you. I wanted…." "I'm not sure what you wanted Miss Swan," Though his tone says exactly the opposite. "But the words too little too late occur to me."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
Message Received by Scribes and Scrolls reviews
Set just after Emma returns from the other realm, Emma and Regina's voicemails get a work out, not to mention those of a few other Storybrooke citizens. Just a silly little Swan Queen fluffiness I wrote for the #SQ-Xmas-Fic-Exchange contest on Tumblr. Rated: PG
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Keep That Breathless Charm by fictorium reviews
The prompt was 'Swan Queen: Father of the Bride Part II'. I can't resist a movie rewrite and here we are. If you haven't seen the movie, Steve Martin plays a man whose newly-married daughter is pregnant. He then finds out his wife is pregnant too. Snowing and Swan Queen. For takethisstep @ LJ
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,647 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Educating Emma by Bond.Jane reviews
Emma finds it difficult to adapt to the White court: She has her foot permanently in her mouth, the manners of a peasant and a family that covets Snow's throne is out to eliminate her. There is only one person capable of teaching Emma what she needs to survive: the very same Regina Snow has kept secretly imprisoned for the last year. Set in FTL 1 year after the curse breaks. AU
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,650 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
The Snow Queen by Ryaninthesky reviews
Henry goes missing while exploring a cave and it's up to Emma and Regina to find him, leading them on an adventure through fairy tale land. Very loosely based on 'the snow queen' fairy tale
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,268 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Routine by Captainly reviews
Emma and Regina have always followed a simple routine when getting together. What happens when Regina unexpectedly breaks it?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 86,131 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.
The Second Hand Unwinds by writetherest reviews
What if when Sidney cut Emma's brakes, the accident hadn't been so minor? And how will one little incident cause everything to unravel? / Eventual Swan Queen
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,754 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
The Debt by Scribes and Scrolls reviews
Set just after the curse breaks, Emma hunts down Regina, who is preparing to flee. Sparks will fly. Eventual Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,610 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
In A Land Far Far Away by Dashed reviews
Emma Swan expected to spend her birthday alone not with a kid claiming to be her son and certainly not being dragged into the land of fairytales and held prisoner by an Evil Queen. Swan Queen Emma/Regina.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,429 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Burn the witch by Bond.Jane reviews
Two part tag for "A land without magic". Now complete.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
Hips Don't Lie by fictorium reviews
Emma can't shut her big mouth in front of Regina when it comes to mentioning her Friday night plans. What happens if Regina comes along?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
The Evil Regal Blogs by Scribes and Scrolls reviews
What happens when a certain highly strung mayor finds the whole town has been secretly gossiping online about her and Emma? Just a silly one-off throwaway fic. The title is no relation to the Evil Regals on Twitter, it's just the name is so apt.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
Damn You, Miss Swan by Scribes and Scrolls reviews
Emma visits the mayor one night with a bottle of wine to cheer her up. Anger issues and smeared lippy ensues. WARNING: Includes a non-explicit passing reference to rape. This is my first story. A/N Jan 2015: Way back when I wrote this, no one knew anyone's back stories, so I just made up stuff. Don't be upset for canon divergence if you read it now. It wasn't canon then.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,932 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
You Run For Cover I'll Take The Bullet by writetherest reviews
So she jumps in between a bullet and Regina. And though the reasons are anything but, if anyone asks, it was a purely professional decision.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete