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This account holds stories that I felt like posting here. Deal with it. But, if you want to see my other stories (all House. M.D.), go here: Bloody Koalas.

About Me-

I love House, M.D. and watch Naruto for fun, though I don't exactly understand what's happening in each episode. My favorite characters for both are Kutner, House, Stacy, Amber, Cuddy, Kakashi, Rin, and (for the sake of pointing fun,) Gaara.

As for my personality, I'm a spazzy freak who loves science and is addicted to writing. It's not a hobby, it's my life.

No way in heck I'm telling you my name or age. Guess. Actually, even if you're interested enough about me to read this page, personal descriptions are boring to read. So, know this--someday I want to go to medical school. The someday should tip you off...I'm not a doctor, an RN or a med student. All I know about medicine is what I've gathered in my own meager research. Don't be harsh, please.

My Books-

CSI: Cold Burn by Max Allan Collins

My Sister's Keeper by Jodi Picoult

Obama: a BIO by David Mendell

etc. :)

My Movies/shows-

The Invasion-with Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig (I believe it was out 2007, but I'm not sure)

Clue-from 1985, starring Tim Curry as Wadsworth

Prince Caspian-starring Ben Barnes as Caspian

The Dark Knight-starring the late Heath Ledger as the Joker and Christian Bale as Batman.

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation- I'm a die-hard fangirl of this amazing show! I heart Gil Grissom. I adore Greg, Nick, Sara, Warrick and Cath! I would do anything to meet Petersen.

House M.D.- I love the medical fun-ness of this show. Ten gazillion stars from me!

My Ships-

Hameron- I mean, there are some amazing fics out there...but, I'm just not very keen on House with her.

Chameron- ...rocks! Chase is my homeboy, and just because Cam dumped him, she's at the very bottom of my 'People to love' list. But, I love the Chameron stuff out there.

Huddy- is pretty awesome..but I can't totally adore it on account of the fact that the below ship is my favorite.

House/Stacy- better known as the Curry Ship, yay! They were so perfect for each other; it hurt me deep when they broke up.

H/W Slash- is interesting and quite plausible, though I'm a fan of the bros-before-hos relationship.

Cath/Gris- Hellllooo, they're like, the perfect couple. Mommy CSI and Daddy CSI.

Nick/Sara- Did you see the way he ran to her in 'Dead Doll'?? Too sweet!

Wendy/Hodges- Total chemistry. (pun SO intended.)

Greggie/Sara- C'mon, if Sara doesn't take him, I WILL! (Greg) "You smell like death." (Sara) "I know." (Greg) "You know...a real man wouldn't mind."

My Fandoms-

-I love, love, LOVE House, and I'm even more addicted now that Jimmy's back and safe!

-I think that if CSI were cancelled, I would commit suicide. I'm so unhealthily addicted, I'M worried for my health. I never worry. :)

My Characters-

-I like Gaara. He cool. (Gaara, of the funk! Nch nch nch nch nch nch nch nch.)

-Go Kaka, go Kaka. Kakashi's my homeboy.

-I have an undying hatred of Obito and Shino, ever since I read a fic on this site called 'Shards of the Heart'. Don't ask me about Shino, though. He just reminds me of Obito. Grrrr...

-I also hate fricken Natalie Davis. DIE, FREAK! (aka, CSI.)

-Jimmy Wilson, of course! How could you NOT love this cancer-logical pillow of awesome?

-Greg. Nick. Gris. Catherine. Sara. There's nothing this show doesn't have me loving! GO CSI!!

My (favorite) Quotes!-

Actual quotes by actual people:

“Wow, that's pretty cool. I would've just killed the kid.” and “Hey, lipstick is just like graffiti!” -My neighbor, Madison, commenting on the kid I was babysitting.

"Fear God, and your enemies will fear you." -Benjamin Franklin

"We have the best Congress money can buy." -Will Rogers

"It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something." -Jack Handey

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." -Phyllis Diller

"Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage." -Woody Allen

"There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it." -Edith Wharton

"If I found her floating in my pool, I’d punish my dog." -Joan Rivers about Yoko Ono

"Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon." -Abbey Hoffman

"I’ve noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born." -Ronald Reagan

Everything Else (the miniority):

“Bloody hell!” Edmund exclaimed, nearly dropping his sword and hopping on one foot for a moment. “Language!” Peter shouted. “Sunshine, rainbows and butterflies!” Edmund said angrily, beating at the undergrowth with a renewed ferocity. (Peter:) “Much better!” -Edmund and Peter in 'Twisting Fate' by Capegio.

House M.D.:

“Which is..you miss me? You love me? You want to bear my children? You want to bear Wilson's Jewlets? What is it? The suspense is killing me.” -House to Cameron, in A Little Help From My Friends by elisheva.

“More like the concert in the shower. I was expecting you to break into 'Hollaback Girl' next.” -House to Cameron, in ‘A Little Help From My Friends’ by elisheva.

“It’s not anything that I did!” Chase shouted. “My ego is too big to be wrong!” -Chase to House, in ‘House, the Man With an Illness’ by Dakana Garretson.

“Anyways, has she gotten a job, or is she a stay-at-home cut-throat?” -House to Wilson, in 'Can't I Have Both?’ by Not Days but Knights.

“Yeah. Pills litter my apartment. They always have. Sometimes I accidentally confuse them with cereal and eat whole bowls at a time. Vicodin Krispies, you should try it. Then we can go to rehab together. Actually… I think they had a Sexaholics Anonymous group at my facility too, you could kill two birds with one stone.”House replying defiantly to Wilson, in 'Achy Conscience' by LickMyThermometer.

“This isn't a chick flick. Shh - listen. See?” he said after a moment. “No sappy music. I'm not going to give you a hug. We're not going to cry together.” -House to Wilson, in 'Achy Conscience' by LickMyThermometer.

“You’re late.” House called. “The hell I am.” Chase retorted, glancing at his watch. “It’s 6 o’clock exactly. “If you’re on time, you’re late.” -Chase and House, in 'All Fall Down' by LaylaBinx.

Waves upon waves of butterflies were swarming the sky, followed by a stampede of assorted multicolored puppies and kittens. A Mary Sue was on the way. -From 'Attack of the Mary Sues' by Grim Lupine.

“Keep something sharp handy,” -House giving instructions on how to fight of the Mary Sue, in 'Attack of the Mary Sues' by Grim Lupine.

“I didn’t know you had a thing for cats.” he commented. (Wilson) “I don’t,” House said. “I have a thing for skin-tight vinyl and a whip. Plus, she has the biggest, roundest-” -House and Wilson in 'Flip, Flop' by Lady Lex.

“So…what’s up? Vomiting blood? Embarrassing rash? Don’t worry, Jimmy here won’t tell. I might, but-" -House to patient, in 'Invasion' by regnerischhnimmel.

“We’re here because you have a case. You always have a case at this time every single week. In fact, we mark it down in our calendars.” -Chase to House, in 'House the Man With an Illness' by Dakana Garretson.

(Foreman) “What, you’re not even going to look at his file?”“No, not really.” House replied “Since whatever we give him first is going to start killing him faster anyway, there’s not point in looking until at LEAST the second ad break, and even then I’m going to misread it.” -Foreman and House in 'House, the Man With an Illness' by Dakana Garretson.

“Maybe it’s Lupus.” -glares- “. Sorry, it’s just one of us usually suspects it at least once. I just wanted to get it out of the way early.” -Chase to the team, in 'House, the Man With an Illness' by Dakana Garretson.

Wilson shrieked like a little girl, and hid behind the sofa, believing that House had finally pushed the duckling too far, and she was going to stage the Princeton Plainsboro Chainsaw Massacre. –Wilson in ‘Userunfriendly’s Short Shorts’ by Userunfriendly.

Uncapping the remaining markers, and testing them out, House discovered that black, green, blue and other cool colors had been replaced with passionate pink, lavender, and horror of horrors, teal. –House responding to April Fools Day at the hospital, in ‘Userunfriendly’s Short Shorts’ by Userunfriendly.

Resident genius, world famous specialist in infectious diseases, the last desperate chance for patients with diseases that baffled other doctors, and the mentality of a 13 year old. –Cuddy and House in ‘Userunfriendly’s Short Shorts’ by Userunfriendly.

“If you ever almost die again, I’ll fire you.” –House to the post-car-accident Cameron in ‘Of Lost Faith and Red Lights’ by EverybodyLies17.

Holycowmylifeisruinedmybossmybossishereshesawsawmekisskissinghousehousegregikissedgreg…-Wilson in 'Invasion' by regnerischhimmel

“I suppose you’ve already told Foreman he’s fired if anything happens to me.” Wilson said. “Of course not,” House said, seemingly scandalized, “I told him I’d kill him. Possibly using medieval devices I’d have to special order, I haven’t decided.” -House to Wilson in 'Wonder Boy' by astroanna.

"Well, Dr. Cameron, let me enlighten you by pointing out this simple fact, since you obviously had no childhood: with these magic little pieces of plastic you can build anything you can imagine. Even the perfect little world you pretend to live in, where everyone is nice and polite all the time.” -House to Cameron in 'Plastic World' by MM Vermehla

She even knew her nickname – Thirteen. To Cameron, that nickname seemed oddly apt. There was something impersonal, even mechanical, about Hadley’s beauty. There was a symmetry in her features that seemed artificial. Such perfection is seldom found in nature. -Cameron in 'A Halloween Tale' by Evilida

"Now, are you going to sit down or what? It's kinda rude to stare me down so bluntly. It’s really crushing my self esteem." -House to Cameron in 'Plastic World' by MM Vermehla

"The new ducklings are already crying without me and Kutner can’t be left unsupervised. He touches my game boy thinking I won’t notice. And I have the feeling Foreman is trying to teach the other two stupid ways to answer me during differentials, I swear they have no back-bone whatsoever, it isn’t even fun to yell at them anymore.” -House to Cameron in 'Plastic World' by MM Vermehla

(Cameron) "He said I could either raise the child on my own or he'd pay for an abortion. He even offered to give me the name of a good doctor for one." (House)"Upstanding guy. I can just guess your reaction to that." (C)"We could have sold tickets. I think I made up new cuss words." (H)"Good girl." -House and Cameron in 'A Little Help From My Friends' by elisheva.

Is the sky really blue? Is my perception of the color blue different than everyone else’s perception of the color blue? Is what I think is blue actually, in other people’s eyes, orange? Is my best straight guy friend actually kissing my other best straight guy friend? Is the infamous, egomaniacal, crippled, narcissistic, misanthropic pain in the ass diagnostician actually kissing the generous, compassionate, self-conscious, cute like a puppy, couldn’t hurt a fly, renowned panty-peeler and go-to-oncologist? Yes. Actually, when you say it like that…they’re perfect for each other. -Cuddy being...an audience...in 'Invasion' by regnerischhimmel.

The rest is coming soon..

I have nothing left to say. For now.

On a final note, It's Never Lupus.