I am a lesbian. I am English. I write Bad Girls/Twilight crossover femmeslash. I am in love with Mandana Jones/Nikki Wade (hence the avatar) and I am a goth.

...That's about it.

Meme time!

List your ten favourite characters from a fandom in any order.

I Choose... Bad Girls, surprisingly enough.

1 - Julie Johnston
2 - Julie Saunders
3 - Yvonne Atkins
4 - Nikki Wade
5 - Karen Betts
6 - Lauren Atkins
7 - Denny Blood
8 - Lorna Rose
9 - Cassie Tyler
10 - Frances Myers

Q1 - Have you ever written a five/ten fanfiction before?

No.

But now, I think I am obligated by FanFiction law to do so.

Immediately.

Q2 - Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Is this a serious question?

Very. Yvonne may well be the single most incredibly sexy fictional character in the history of humanity.

Q3 - What would happen if six got one pregnant?

I would be confused.

Q4 - Do you recall any good fics about nine?

I certainly do: Like Family by DragonKatGal. It's awesome.

Q5 - Would seven and two make a good couple?

To be honest, I think Denny/Julie S would count as incest.

I love me some incest fic.

But still, no.

Q6 - Four/eight or four/nine?

Nikki/Lorna or Nikki/Cassie? Actually, they both work, but I think it would have to be the latter.

Q7 - What would happen if seven discovered that three and eight had a secret relationship?

I think Denny would be confused. And disgusted. Mostly disgusted.

I, too, would be confused, as those two characters were never in bad girls at the same time.

Q8 - Can you write a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six FanFiction?

Prepare to be wowed.

"After Yvonne's death, Lauren Atkins goes into bereavement counselling in order to cope with her loss. While there, she meets the Julies, who are there to learn how to manage with Julie S' cancer. Smut ensues."

I'm a sensitive bastard.

Hey everyone, come and look how fucking deep I am!

Q9 - Is their such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

No. But there should be.

Q10 - Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Julie J/Karen? Seriously?

"Coping."

Shut up.

Q11 - What kind of plot would you use for a three/seven fic?

Well, it would probably involve the deaths of Shaz and Denny's mum, and some "physical therapy" if you catch my drift? -Wink wink nudge nudge-

Q12 - Does anyone on your friends list read seven het? What about nine slash?

A. I have no friends.

B. There is no such thing as Denny het.

C. I read Cassie slash.

Q13 - If you wrote a songfic about nine, what song would you choose?

"Bring Me Some Water by Melissa Etheridge.

Q14 - if you wrote a two/three/six fanfiction, what would the warning be?

Serious Yuri incest in the immediate future.

Q15 - What pick-up line might eight use on five?

"You soend all day controlling prisoners and P.O.s, Ma'am. Why don't I show you how the other half live?"

Q16 - Challenge: Write a drabble for ten/eight.

No.

Q17 - What would happen if seven walked in on two and one having sex?

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised.

Q18 - What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four and one to end up together?

Helen rejects Nikki, Nikki realises who she wanted all along.

Q19 - Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash?

I do!

Q20 - Does anyone on your friends list read three het?

We (I) do not read het.

Q21 - Does anyone on your friends list write or draw one?

No.

Q22 - Would you write two/four/five?

Yes.

Yes I would.

Q23 - What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Probably something involving "Take it, you whore!"

Q24 - When was the last time you read a fic about five?

About an hour ago.

Q25 - What is six's secret kink?

Bondage. Without question.

Q26 - Would one shag nine?

No.

Q27 - If three and seven got together, who would be on top?

Yvonne, definitely.