Age: 4000

Gender: Male

This is from a list of 1000 things I will not do in Naruto that I'm creating:

1. I will not ask Zabuza if his sword is compensating for something.

2. Kakashi is not David Bowie.

3. When asked why I joined the Ninja Academy, I will not answer with "To find the six-fingered man who killed my father."

4. When I see some of the older genin practicing walking on water, I will not bow down and call them descendents of Jesus.

5. Burping "my abc's" is not an advanced jutsu, so I should not encourage the younger students to master it.

6. I will not start singing "Monster" by Skillet, whenever I am around Gaara.

I'll be updating the list periodically, and I'd welcome any help for trying to come up with new ones.

Favorite Manga Series:

Claymore

Fullmetal alchemist

Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicles

Break Blade

Pokémon Special

Rouroni Kenshin

Favorite Games:

Pokémon

Legend of Zelda

Mario Kart

Comanche4

Favorite Book Series:

Harry Potter

The Bartimaeus Trilogy

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Shippings(I’m not much of a shipping guy, only when I’m feeling rejected.)

Pokémon Gameverse:

Support:

Hoennshipping (Brenden x May) duh

Alexandrianshipping (Volkner x Jasmine) I read one fic that I liked.

Steelshipping (Stephen x Jasmine) I don’t even know if there are any of these.

Colosseumshipping (Wes x Rui) another duh.

Stonefistshipping (Brawly x Roxanne) They’d look good together.

Don’t support:

Thunderfireshipping (Volkner x Flint) No yaoi, please.

Pokémon Manga verse:

Support:

RedxYellow (duh)

BluexGreen Oak (Well, there’s no one else for Green yet.

Honorary Reviewer List:
(To get on, you must drop me a pm swearing that you will never EVER write another “omg i luv this:)lol” and that you will include at least one constructive criticism.)

Admins:

Killeralchemist747

Members:

EmeraldCelebi13

Amy Chung

Jack Nex

Darth Brain

Joshua Chung

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Giratina

2. Rayquaza

3. Red

4. Silver

5. Cloyster

6. Electravire

7. Bruno

8. Lt. Surge

9. Gonzap

10. Flannery

11. Sabrina

12. Drake

1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Do you want to?

Electravire and Sabrina? Now that’s an odd pairing…for all the freaks who write humanXpokemon that is.

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?

(Silver) Ummm…I’m straight, but I guess some girls might consider him BA with the long hair and the ninja skills.

3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

(DrakeXLt Surge) That’s physically impossible.

4. Can you recall any fics about nine?

No, but I wish there were more. Gonzap is underappreciated.

5. Would two and six make a good couple?

Rayquaza and Electravire? I think their personalities would clash.

6. Five/nine or five/ten? Why?

I have trouble seeing Cloyster as a girl, so I’m going with five/ten.

7. What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making out?

If Rayquaza and Drake ever made out, I think Bruno would fall to the ground screaming about a coming apocalypse.

8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic.

After a break-up with Yellow, Red travels to Hoenn where he finds love in a certain red-headed gym leader.

9. Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?

No, I can safely say that I have never read any Giratina X Lt. Surge.

10. Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.

You couldn’t possibly find two worse characters for hurt/comfort. I mean, Bruno is a fighting-type master and Drake is just plain BA.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read three het?

I wouldn’t put it past Jenny to read Red het.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven?

I highly doubt that.

13. Would any of your friends write two/four/five?

Rayquaza/Silver/Cloyster? No.

14. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Back off, I’ll take you on!

15. If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Giratina/Electravire/Drake? Warning: A complete waste of time.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about five?

Never! I’m so mad that no one likes Cloyster-that’s it! I’m gonna write one for him.

17. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1, broken hearted, has a one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.

Giratina and Bruno are in a happy relationship until Bruno runs off with Silver. Giratina, broken hearted, has a one-night stand with Sabrina and a brief unhappy affair with Drake, then follows the wise advice of Cloyster and finds true love with Red.

What title would you give this fic?

I wouldn’t be caught dead reading or writing that much yaoi.

18. How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?

Wow, that’s just overdoing it with the homosexual equality thing. I think I’ll just ditch Pokémon and never come back.

1. Katara

2. Zuko

3. Tai li

4. Aang

5. Azula

6. Ihroh

7. Bumi

8. Sokka

9. Toph

10. Ozai

11. The Boulder

12. The Merchant of Cabbage

1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Do you want to?

Ihroh and The Boulder? Heck no to both of those.

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?

No, believe me, I really don’t like guys.

3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

That would be physically impossible.

4. Can you recall any fics about nine?

There are hundreds.

5. Would two and six make a good couple?

Uhhhh…they’re related, so no.

6. Five/nine or five/ten? Why?

That’s just mean, first you give me all these yaoi pairings and now you’re throwing in yuri and incest.

7. What would happen if seven walked in on Two and twelve making out?

I think Bumi would cackle maniacally and say: “Now isn’t that just sweet?”

8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic.

Sorry but no. The Boulder’s too dense and Tai Li’s got her head way up in the clouds.

9. Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?

Probably. Knowing the sick, twisted minds of fanfiction writers they wouldn’t hesitate with more incest.

10. Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.

The merchant’s appeal? But it would have to be more humor, since I can’t see Bumi taking the Merchant of Cabbage’s woes too seriously.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read three het?

NO.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven?

Maybe…

13. Would any of your friends write two/four/five?

Not as a love triangle, but its been in many three way fight scenes.

14. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

You can’t find a song to possibly describe Sokka.

15. If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning, written at two in the morning.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about five?

About three months ago.

17. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1, broken hearted, has a one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.

Katara and Bumi are in a happy relationship until Bumi runs off with Aang. Katara, broken hearted, has a one-night stand with The Boulder and a brief unhappy affair with the Merchant of Cabbage, then follows the wise advice of Azula and finds true love with Tai Li.

What title would you give this fic?

Please delete this crap before I throw myself off of the top of a 10-story building into a pit of lava and snakes which try to tickle me to death.

18. How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?

Bumi and Sokka? I’d kill myself using above method.

It’s okay to argue with yourself. It’s when you argue with yourself and lose when it gets concerning.

Nerds get jobs and jobs get girls.

Bother not the dragon, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and then kick back and watch the world destroy itself trying to figure out how you did it.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving might not be your thing.

?sdrawkcab etirw uoy naC

A classic: A book which everyone praises and nobody reads.

Stories I’m working on:

The Last Stand:

All of the criminal organizations have banded together for one final attempt at world domination. Unlike the last five thousand, this one shows an alarming success rate. Orre has already fallen, and Johto is slowly falling apart. Follow the footsteps of my OC Jake as he gets himself tangled up in far more than he asked for.

The Legacy of Mewtwo:

The movie got it all wrong. When Mewtwo is created, there was a time elapse of about five years. This story tells of the lost years. Parody and Humor

Stories I’m planning:

Broken:

This will be the tale of my OC Brandon and his experiences in Orre. Very violent and dark, not for the faint of heart.

The Second Attempt:

After failing to control Mewtwo, Giovanni creates another mutant…which he also loses control of. Join the Master of the Unknown on his own quest to find himself. Written with a light tone of humor.

The Misery of a/an (insert criminal team) grunt:

Do you notice how helpless these guys are? I mean, how often do you actually lose to one? Never. This is a series of oneshots on how they feel about it.

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya; you kilt my father. Prepare to die!” –Inigo Montoya, The Princess bride.

“In America” –Bandit (Steve) Keith, Yugioh: the Abridged Series.

“Technically, I didn’t hit him. I merely provided the force behind the book.” -Some random Pokémon fanfic.

“Wild Wingull is confused! Wild Wingull hurt itself in its confusion!” “Raven, shut up!” –Raven Sinatra, Hoenn Tales, by Loveon.

“Why am I so bad at being good?!” –Zuko, Avatar the last airbender.

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