Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Girl. What will happen when a drunken night leads to what will become a battle of pranks, jokes and tricks? Will anything more happen? AU- Not compatible with DH. Voldemort NOT involved. Rated M for later chapters.

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.

Reeling from media reports that Ron has cheated on her, Hermione finds support in the oddest of places. And when a common enemy is identified, she doesn't stand a chance... LM/HG, DM/HG, LM/NM. *THIS STORY WILL NOT BE UPDATED OR FINISHED*

It's the typical Head Boy and Head Girl setup. Good news though. While this story has all the makings of your standard, farfetched Hermione and Draco fan fic, it is devoid of the usual grammatical errors and poor writing. Yay. PreHBP. No spoilers

At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED

New Moon AU - After leaving Bella, Edward gradually loses control of his ability. When he is led to believe that she is dead, Edward cracks, leaving Bella as the only one who can pick up the pieces. Co-written with Jacyevans.

“This doesn’t change anything, Granger. We’re not friends.” Draco said. “I know.” Hermione sat unmoving, listening to his retreating footfalls. She felt pretty certain that, in fact, it changed everything.

It's been seventy five years since Edward left Bella in Forks. Now the family has decided it's time to return. What will they find when they get there? And how will Edward deal with the pain?

There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?

After a night of mistaken identity Hermione finds herself unable to stay away from the mystery man from the darkness. How can she stop herself from falling for him when he's doing everything in his power to make her his again? M. HG/DM. Warning: some non-consensual sexual themes

Far from your typical Head Boy/Head Girl scenario. Don't think 'cease and desist', think 'seize and displease'. But how far can Hermione go before she's in too deep? Slytherins do have a way of clouding one's judgement. Rated for language, themes, scenes.

Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!

The world is now a dark place and Hermione is no stranger to loss and pain. But when she's called for slave duty by the Malfoy family she'll discover there's more ways to be tortured than with a wand...could love just become the greatest torment? HG/DM. Warning: non-consensual sexual themes, abuse themes

For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.

COMPLETE REWRITE. Marriage Law fic. Draco has chosen Hermione as his bride but for what reason? To rebuild his reputation or does his father have a more sinister plan? But even with these motives, could it be possible that the two might fall in love?

New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.

Where Hermione gets lessons, Draco gets them in return, and they both learn something they never expected they would.

Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.

A throw-away conversation with the vilest ferret on the planet has unintended consequences for Hermione's entire summer.

Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD

An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .

New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.

Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.

A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!

When Laurent and Bella cross paths in the meadow, Alice sees that Bella doesn't manage to escape before Laurent attacks her and all goes black. But what Alice can't see is the arrival of the pack, interupting Laurent's meal. 80 years later in Chicago... ::Hiatus::

Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM

Seven times can mean a lifetime of change.

Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.

It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.

He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.

.:From Shadow Kiss:. The Cabin scene from Dimitri's POV. Rated M

A deeper version of what happened in the cabin after the incident with Lissa. RoseXDimitri.

His life was resting on a knife edge; the blade held firmly in fate’s fickle fist. And the only person he believed could save him from the inevitable was the girl he cruelly tormented for six long years. DMHG

Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!

As the final battle ends, Hermione's secret is acidentally exposed. Will Harry and Ron understand the path that Dumbledore put her on in their 6th year not only led to the defeat of Voldemort, but to her marriage to Draco Malfoy?

Edward never returned in New Moon.Bellas celebrating her 21st birthday, but just as she thinks she may have gotten over him, she begins to here his voice, at the most strangest of times. Is she just imagining or is he really back? Gone up 2 T for chapter

15 years have passed since Renesmee was born, and now the Cullens are relocating. Renesmee, Jacob and Bella experience the high school charade for the first time with the rest of the family. But what happens when Jacob wants to start a little bet?

Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?

NM AU - The wolves were too late and Bella was bitten by Laurent. She must discover how to live as a vampire without the Cullens, plus deal with everything else: werewolf treaties, Jacob, Victoria, Charlie, and eventual complications. Work in progress.

When Pansy finds Draco and Hermione in a quiet corner, she jumps to conclusions, and decides to get that girl once and for all. She concocts an awful plan...and a worse potion...but wait a minute...that wasn't supposed to happen...

Breaking Dawn epilogue - for those eager to know what happened after 'The End'. Join Bella as she gives Edward an anniversary gift he'll never forget. One-shot. Rated for mature content.

Did Stephenie Meyer's partial draft leave you as unsatisfied as me? If so, feel free to check out my version of Midnight Sun, starting where she left off.

Even though Edward thought he had a good reason for leaving Forks and Bella after her 18th birthday, leaving Bella was harder for him than anyone realized. This is Edward's version of what happened when he left.

The only Valentine present Bella wants is the one that Edward anguishes over second-most. Totally sexy, equally romantic, and appropriately fueled by Iron and Wine. ExB, canon, post Eclipse/pre-BD. “For My Valentine” contest hosted by manyafandom & isabel

My entry to The Challenge Forum's January Challenge. A snowy day in January, the Cullen family, and perfect weather equals family time. Post-BD.

Bella learns for the first time just how hard being a Cullen can be when she runs into Jessica at the supermarket. Post Breaking Dawn

AU, Post New Moon. Three years after their departure from Forks, Bella turns up as one of Carlisle's intensive care patients with no family to claim her when she recovers. Will Bella tell Edward the truth of her recent past, or try to spare him the pain?

COMPLETE! On a dark night, in a dark corridor, the unthinkable happens . . . and now the lust is unstoppable. Dramione. Rated M for sexual situations. Borderline Lemon. If this is not your cup of tea, please do not read. PLEASE R/R!

This is going to be a series of one-shots of more elaborate sex scenes for each of the ones missing in BD, starting with the wedding night and continuing in order. Review please! BD SPOILERS.

Post Twilight. Edward and Bella watch a horror movie together. Fluffy! One-shot. BXE Happy Halloween!

A collection of canon companion scenes written in EPOV.

When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!

Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

What if fate took a different course for Bella Swan? What if, after Edward left her to keep her safe, the wolves were just a minute too late to save her from Laurent? Would she eventually find her way back into Edward's arms? Co-written with TotalEclipse

Edward's experience during Bella's change. Parallels pages 355-378 in Breaking Dawn.

BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.

This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.

A moment in gym class, before New Moon. Mostly fluff. Review please! 'T' because anything lower is embarrassing to me.

My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.

Three chapter story from EPOV on the night before the wedding, the wedding, and 65 years later. Written before release of BREAKING DAWN.

Edward gets dragged to a strip club for his bachelor party. Based off of the July 16th Quote of the Day

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Simple fluff. Edward and Bella experience the fragileness of a certain creature.

One Shot. Bella's POV. Mid-New Moon / Beginning Eclipse: she writes a poem to get her feelings out, Edward reads it. Sad. Stephenie Meyers owns characters Credit: ForgettingApril for idea.

Bella and Edward face what may be their greatest challenge: Marriage. One threat still stands between the couple and their fairy tale ending. Bella is the key to protecting the Cullens; but can she find enough control in time to save them?

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

Bella and Edward have a conversation that leaves Edward speechless....

At the end of her sixth year Hermione finds Draco in a compromising position. Now her seventh year and head girl can Hermione resist her tormentor and head boy Draco?

The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.

“Rest assured that when you are watching this, witnessing her pain, her last minutes to live were of agony she never has known before. You failed, Cullen. I won.” Bella, Alice, and Edward all watch James' tape. Three-shot. T to be safe...

This is my version of Bella's "tantrum" after Renee came to take her down to Florida that first week when Edward left. Review please! One-shot.

AU: A year later and Bella is still living in Forks. She didn't jump off the cliff. Edward never returned. But now Alice is sick of watching her family suffer, and her ensuring actions have consequences more dire than anything she could've predicted. E&B.

“Let me be clear about something tonight, Granger. You're the only woman I’ve ever wanted...It’s always been you.” Draco steps in the fireplace, drops the floo powder, and disappears in a burst of green flames. Being re-written.

Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!

Bella discovers the positive side of being older than Edward, and decides to have some fun of her own to get back at her vampire sweetheart for not changing her sooner. Rated T to be safe...

“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.

The tent and kiss scenes from Eclipse in Edward and Jacob's points of view. I like both Edward and Jacob, so if you are looking for something bashing one of them, this is not the fic for you. Switzerland.

After watching Bella at a salon, Edward decides to wash Bella's hair for her. Squeaky clean hair, slightly dirty Edward.

As Bella and Edward grow even more comfortable with one another, the world seems to conspire against them. But no matter how hard things might get, they will always have each other. COMPLETE

In a whirlwind of pleasure and angst, can Draco and Hermoine end up happy and together? Or are they destined forever to keep their relationship physical and above all secret?

She looked outside the train window & everything seemed familiar, it felt right. She was going home, back to Hogwarts. One question needed asked, why was Malfoy on the train? The answer, he was leaving home,and he had no where else to go. Dramione.

NOW COMPLETE! Hermione is living a content life working at St. Mungo's when an unexpected assignment from the chief of medicine sends her to the home of Draco Malfoy. What will happen to the pragmatic brunette as she explores what science cannot answer?

Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.

PRE DH. Under the Imperius curse Malfoy’s emotions, desires and orders become very mixed, and he flees to the only place he can be safe. He takes refuge in the most unlikely person and the outcome is scandalously attractive.

A series of oneshots about Edward's life before Bella arrived in Forks. A personal challenge from apocalyspe cabaret AKA art of pretension

3rd installment of “Serpent Fang” series. Hermione has joined the Order, but she can't tell Draco. Draco, loves his newfound freedom, but can't stand Hermione keeping secrets. With Voldemort still free will their relationship survive? Will they?

“Want to give it a go, Granger?” Hermione comes of age, experiencing loathing, loyalty, lust and love for the first time. It's just not all with the same person.

Edward and Bella remap some boundaries. Absolutely no plot, but probably more oneshots.

I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B

Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.

Summary: One of these days, Granger, you’re going to be in debt to me. And when you’re begging for me to spare you, I don’t think I ought to. Rated R FOR A REASON, HAS PLOT! NOT CLICHE! This is RootbeerFloat under new pen name! FINISHED

Hermione find Ron cheating on her and employs Draco to exact revenge. Seventh year at Hogwarts.No HBP spoilers. Rated M for language and possible adult content later.

The War is over, and the Dark Lord has come to reign. Draco Malfoy saves Hermione Granger's life. And now he expects some pay back...

Shortly after Dumbledore's fall from the tower, Draco ponders his fate and begins to question the Dark Lord's wishes. This is my version of Book 7 using JKR's plotlines and ZERO original characters! Begins right after The HalfBlood Prince.

Draco Malfoy, paragon of wickedness, follows Hermione Granger one day to an unused section of Hogwarts and discovers her unspeakable secret... Oh yeah, and the whole graveyard scene didn't happen. Cedric Diggory is alive. Because I said so.

A PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.

Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]

Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.

Bella and Edward's siblings have some misimpressions of Edward's human years

Draco lowered his wand with a wounded and aching expression. He took a deep breath and pointed his wand at her once more. “I meant every word of it. But not one word of it can ever be. Goodbye.” DMHG

“…And so they lived happily ever after.” …Not. Fairytale endings never last. Especially when you’re immortal. Oneshot.

Tired of her husband being unfaithful, Hermione turns to the arms of the least likely person… her one time enemy and her husband's best friend. Sometimes remembering the person who has loved you most is the hardest thing to do. HGDM. COMPLETE!

Exactly how do the Cullens tease Edward before he goes to watch Bella sleep? Comes before Her Worst Nightmare.

Draco, a boy whose always been told what to do is finally coming out of hiding after supposedly killing Dumbledore. Hermione, a girl whose life is turned upside down after the professors death. What happens when fate brings them together? DMHG

Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...

Post New Moon Edward angst. Charlie arrives while Edward and Bella are watching a movie. Bella has fallen asleep in Edward's lap.

Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.

Ch 21 up! “Granger,” he said softly, his voice fading. What?” she snapped. “I know where to find one of the Horcruxes.” He saw the shocked look on her face for a fleeting second before he collapsed to the ground, unconscious. Post HBP. DMHG.

Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.

[WIP] It all started when they blew up Gryffindor's quidditch stands and were forced to serve a heinously long detention sentence...together! But it all got interesting thereafter. Hermione & Draco.

The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”

Complete A Dramione Romance:'Anything else I need to know about? We don't have to have kids or anything...by marrying you I'm not agreeing to join a cult am I'

[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have been denying their feelings for too long. Now they've made Head Boy and Girl. Can they continue to keep their feelings concealed while they share a dorm area and work together? Sequel to All I Need

Ron and Hermione seemed like Hogwarts' perfect couple. One fateful night, Prefect Draco Malfoy catches them in an awkward position. Prefect Hermione Granger makes him an offer he can't refuse. What will Ron think when he learns about their deal?

READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE

You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.

My 2nd fic, DM&HG. MATURE. Why would the Dark Lord ever want the son of one his most loyal and pure followers to wed a filthy Mudblood? Completed July 05

COMPLETE! SEQUEL to Serpent Fang in the Lions Den It's now Draco and Hermione's final year at Hogwarts, and everything should be going fine. But when Lucius escapes dangerous things begin to happen. Will their relationship survive the year? Will they?

Hermione Granger is entering her seventh year at Hogwarts and she has been crowned Head Girl. Draco Malfoy, also entering his seventh year at Hogwarts was also crowned Head Boy… Full summary inside.

Draco discovers that he is part Veela. The odd thing is that Veela’s are only supposed to be female. This little fact wouldn’t be bound to bring along some peculiar side effects during mating season, now would it? DMHG

COMPLETE! It is Hermione and Draco's 6th year. They are forced to work on an advance potions project together, and soon they discover that something other than the potion is brewing between them. Please read and review!

A Christmas encounter begins a romance for Hermione with none other than Draco Malfoy. Non OOTPcompatible. COMPLETE.

A physically and mentally wounded Draco needs someone to help him, whether he wants to admit it or not, after his father lands in Azkaban and his entire world crumbles. DMHG. AU with release of HBP and DH.

.:Complete:. Draco and Blaise make a bet. But what if this bet affects both of them, in ways that they never imagined. And what if Draco is in denial? Can Hermione ever find out if Draco really loves her, or was she a one night stand?

Can two enemies find love in each other? What happens when a seductive mission comes along to prod them in the right direction? A thrilling tale that proves that anything is possible. Because we all know that a love that is denied can only grow stronger.

FINAL CHAPTER UP MAKE SURE TO READ AN During Muggle Studies, a rather...interesting accident occurs, which results in Draco and Hermione being handcuffed together...romance blooms

Hermione and Draco. Gryffindor and Slytherin. Muggleborn and Pureblood. Warm-hearted and frozen soul. Forced to work together, she shatters his beliefs with one well-placed question. And then the fun begins… (Complete)

***Update CH. 42*** Draco/Hermione. Draco is the recipient of bad news. R/R please.

This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**